Howard Payne Yellow Jacket (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 24, No. 23, Ed. 1, Thursday, March 24, 1938 Page: 2 of 4
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YEiOWJACKET
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Published by and for Howard Payne College Senior Baptist College
at Brownwood Texas as a part of the student activity.
THE STAFF
BOB HAVINS Editor
A. C. WHITE Business Manager
AL HICKS Associate Editor
JUNIOR STRASNER Assistant Business Manager
JOE BELL Sports Editor
LOUISE BISHOP Society Editor
R. L. PATIL'LO Religious Editor
HAL CHERRY Feature Editor
LEAL SCHURMAN ED LOVELL CHARLES PITTS.
ED MOORE Columnists
BERNARD HOWARD Circulation Manager
J. C. Elam Evangeline Velez Josie Ruth Tidwell Doris Huff-
stutter Hugh Campbell Merlin Achor Novalene Adams
and Evelyn Jones '. Reporters
WHY FACULTY MEMBERS HAVE HEADACHES
Do you know that faculty members teachers to you have
headaches? Or did you conclude that there is nothing there to
have a headache from ? We will not attempt to varify or discour-
age your opinion concerning the mental capacity of any one or all
of the faculty members but we wish to bring home to you some
facts that if complied with will be of great aid and encourage-
ment to the teacher as well as beneficial to you personally.
While on the subject of the possible "upper story" individual
"contents" we wish to drive home another thought that may fit
you personally. "If the shoe fits wear it." We are sure that the
faculty will agree to the statement that there are those students
in their classes that lack the necessary capacity. Could you blame
them for forming this opinion of you if you choose to sit in class
with that far-away look or that dreamy appearance and give no
response to their request? It is intended that when one goes to
class he or she goes there for the edification in that particular
subject. The teachers are there to help you especially in Howard
Payne. You can find nowhere a faculty that has the student at
heart as does our faculty. They live for their students and give
all their time to the progression of their students.
Possibly the average student thinks that he or she has the
heavy end of the load but if the student of this opinion will just ob-
serve he will find that his load never exceeds the load of the
teacher and many times never comes within reach of the teach-
er's load. The teacher must study as you should and for each
paper that you write the teacher must grade several more. No
matter what way you look at it the teacher has a much greater
load than yours and mine.
There is where the headache comes in. For our part we
are convinced that we have a brilliant group of instructors and
are therefore eligible and qualified for headaches. Suppose that
you are assigned a lesson and you fail to get it up. You can give
no response in class you don't have the required written work or
maybe some other request that has been made of you. What is
the teacher who holds you as foremost in his or her interests to do?
Naturally they will worry. Then you come up at the last moment
with a whole armful of back work and expect a prompt grading
with good grades as a result. This may seem as only a small
matter but just take a moment to analyze the situation and draw
your own conclusions after an honest investigation. The teach-
er's work has many angles and never ceases to be one of "man-
size." If you think enough of your instructors to save them some of
these headaches then just cooperate with them and the load will
become much lighter on both sides.
J. Ronald Vibbert.
where she works her fingers to the bone for her family and then
no one appreciates it."
"What is Home?" I asked a bum dirty and ragged was he
but his old unshaven face softened as he softly said:
"Home can not accurately be defined. It is something beau-
tiful something elusive. It's a place to live yes but it's more
than that ; it's a place to sleep yes but it's more than that ; it's a
place to eat yes but it's more than that ; it's a place to rest but
more than that ; it's a place to work but it's more than that ; it's
a place to entertain friends but it's more than that; it the place
where children receive their money but it's more than that. You
can have a house that gives you all these things and still not have
a home.
"A home a real home is bound together by love. Without
this strongest and sweetest of human emotions there can be no
home. You may have a house and you may have a family but you
won't have a home without love. I had a home once. Oh it was
a beautiful home ; the house we lived in was a two-room shack the
roof leaked the walls were unpapered and many window panes
were broken ; that didn't make our home any less dear to us. We
were only paupers and both father and mother were in failing
health but we were happy happier than I've ever been since
happier than any family I've observed in my wanderings around
the nation. What caused it? The answer is that we loved each
other; we trusted each other. What more can you want? 'And
now abideth faith hope and love; but the greatest of these is
love.' If you have love in your heart you will just naturally have
faith hope and other good virtues also.
"Therefore my definition of home would be this : Home is an
institution whose foundation and cornerstone is LOVE."
Hiram Duffer.
JACKET BUZZ"
WHAT IS HOME?
"What is Home ?" I asked a youth as he dashed into a corner
drug store for a cream soda.
"Home" he flung over his shoulder as he hurried on "is a
house that contains a hat rack a bed and a dining table together
with other incidental furnishings."
"What is Home ?" I asked a debutante as she stepped from a
beauty salon with a fresh wave and facial.
"Home" she replied with a bewitching smile "is a place to
live; it is made up of various rooms among which are sleeping
rooms dressing rooms and rooms for entertaining guests. There
is also a study where the custodian of the family wealth spends
his spare time."
"What is Home ?" I asked a business man as he paused for a
minute's rest.
"Home" he said "is where your family lives ; it is a place to
plan how to make more money and a place to give away what
you've already made."
"What is Home ?" I asked a sailor on a merchant ship.
"Home" he answered with a broad open grin "is the town
where your best girl lives."
"What is Home ?" I asked a lad of seven years as he trudged
wearily along the road home from school.
"Home" sighed the lad "is a place where I can sit down and
rest. It's cool there and it isn't dusty. But mamma's at home
and she'll want to wash my face when I get there and she'll tell
me my clothes are dirty."
"What is Home?" I asked a football hero famous for his
many great plays on the field.
"Home" he said as a light came into his eyes "is where
every one knew you when you were just one of the neighborhood
pests."
"What is Home?" I asked a housewife busy with her daily
tasks.
"Home" she replied "is a woman's place of business; it is
THINK
Too often have college seniors been told "You are the leaders
of tomorrow" yet despite its triteness the phase expresses a
reality. College graduates are the leaders of their generation and
fifteen years out of college they are playing a major part in deter-
mining the policies of the nation.
As students these prospective future leaders must begin the
process of training their minds on questions of vital national im-
portance or moulding the opinions which will guide them in form-
ulating policies as citizens.
The Brown DAILY HERALD Survey of Student Opinion
offers an opportunity for the students of the entire nation to de-
clare their beliefs on five questions of foremost importance in in-
ternational relations today. All of them bring clearly to the fore
the necessity for sound well-reasoned undergraduate opinion
which will provide a background for development of a constructive
American program for peace.
The Far East threatens to become the storm center of a second
world war. Russia the United States and Great Britain are faced
with the necessity of deciding once and for all their policy in China
and the Pacific. Shall they join to suppress Japanese aggression
by force if necessary? Shall the United States withdraw from
China ? What shall our policy be ?
Do the students themselves desire maintenance or enlarge-
ment of the R. 0. T. C or do thejTwish it to be curtailed? What
do we think of our naval and military program? What action
shall we take in Europe in an attempt to maintain peace? Will
isolation prevent us from being involved in war or will we inevit-
ably be drawn in ?
And a most vital issue : In what sort of war will students be
willing to fight ? Again a well-worn expression "It is the Youth
of a country that fights its wars." Under what conditions will we
be willing to fight or shall we refuse our support in any war?
Statistics are valuable information. The expressed beliefs
of over a million college students are a tremendous force in sup-
port of those policies favored by Youth. The effectiveness of
the Survey depends entirely upon its magnitude.
Think and having thought let the world know your answers.
Stuff to the right of us things to
the left of us and yet when I stt
down to dash off this bit of puny para-
graphs I can't think of a thing.
Wanted a secretary. Qualifica-
tions ability to balance well on the
knee good looking and she don't eat
much. Duties To tend to the vast
and varied amount of fan mall re-
ceived by one known Claude Knleff
noted commentator an things and
stuff affectionately known to millions
of enthralled readers of his writings
on lofty subjects as "Doctor K."
Dee
What charms doth an open air
Chevy possess? It must be the car.
What has Frank Cabtness got ? Righto
. . . An open air Chevy. But anyhoo
do you think Martha Dublin looks
well in blue taffeta or a Chevy.
Slimes Letter to Pa
Dear Pa:
I would bev rlt tu yew suuner but
these hear teechers is makin me werk
so hard I aint hardly got time tu draw
a deep breth. Eever last one of em
acks like he was thu only wun what
wuz givin any lessons tu bring up.
Pa wun teecher has done asked me tu
rite a ttieme four times in thu last
two weaks. A course it wuz thu same
theme she asked me fer each time
but she dont need tu git in seen a big
hurry about it.
Pa I went on a picknick a few days
ago an I shore did hve a hole lot uv
fun spcshully when we et. We had
more diffrunt kinds uv sandriches
than I knowed they wuz before. Them
uther boys thet went along wuz sech
hogs tho thet I dident git more then
about twelv cr fifteen sandriches fore
they wuz all gone. Alnt it awfull thu
kind uv manners sum folks Is got Pa?
Jest like they dident hev no bringlns
up.
Pa don't yew fergit tu listin in on
the radyo next Sattidy mornin tu hear
Hard Pain Collldge broadcast. Its
gonna be over station W. B. A. P.
this time insted of W. P. A. like it
wuz last time. At least thet what
Mister Boud told us in chapul thu
uther day. I dunt kno why they dee-
elded tu change stations but I reckln
as how W. P. A. warnt good enuff fur
us. Thu band is gonna play Pa an
they sure kin raise a turrlbul big noise
so yew better be shore and listen in.
Ef I kin sneak up tu thu mlkeyfone
whilst they aint nobody lookin I'll hol-
ler hello tu yew and Ma.
I got tu close now Pa and git tu
bed. I been losin a hole lots a sleep
lately wurryin about my gurl. She a
going out sum with anuther boy lately
an he's tew big fer me tu whup. I
wish yew would sen me sum advice
an fore bits so I kin take her tu thu
pitcher show.
Your luvin Sun
Ezra Hayseed.
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FIGURE THI8 OUT
The Yellow Jacket copies this from
the College Star and the College Star
got this from the East Texan who
snared the gem from the Teachers
College Index.
How to Get Double Petunia Begonia
Begonia is something you eat like
sausage
Assault and battery is a crime
You Crime Trees
Trees is something that grows
Crows Is what the rooster does
The rooster has two eyes
Ayes is the opposite of nayes
Naye is what the horse does
The horse has a colt
THEREFORE (The end at last)
When you have a colt you go to bed
with double petunia.
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Dee
Big brown eyes coal black hair with
a velvety sheen a smeeuth olive com-
plexion . . . That's Al Daniels. Is it
any wonder that girls change chapel
seats to thrill at his very proximity.
Have you ever felt the velvety
smeeuth texture of goat milk trickle
down your palate. . . Ah a beverage
fit for a king. Ask Park Kemp.
The long obsolete model car jolted
over the rocky terrain. The Interior
of this antiquated vehicle was not un-
like the inside of a sardine can as to
its contents. Suddenly the ancient
automobile hit a big boulder lying in
the dim road. An exclamation rent
the air. "Easy there I've a setting
hen In my lap." The sound of the voice
closely resembled that of one of the
Ra-Ra twins hailing from Odessa
while the pan of Frances Avinger
took on a hue of deep vermilllon. A
resounding smack suddenly shattered
the silence Also Dee.
Great minds run in the same chan-
nel. Neither Weldon Robinson nor
Junior Strasner are noted for great
minds but anyhow they run towards
the Shaw family. Little sister and
Weldon hit it off all right.
Ministerial Digest
By R. L. Patillo
The Ministerial Council met Tues-
day evening with 51 preachers pre-
sent. Rev. Bill Marshall State B. S.
U. Secretary spoke from the third
and fourth chapters of Acts. He laid
the facts before us as preachers of
the gospel In a very forceful manner
and showed us what the world ex-
pects of a preacher and after all
they have a right to expect something.
Using Paul's experience related in
those two chapters of Acts he gave
a charge to us to be faithful to Christ.
Christ was and still Is faithful to us
so let's be faithful to Him.
Speaking of being faithful to Him
we have 132 preachers in Howard
Payne who are supposed to be at-
tending Ministerial Council unless ex-
cused by Dr. Davis. We didn't have
half of them present to hear this won-
derful message. Where were you?
You promised to attend Council meet-
ings when you enrolled here so let's
be faithful to our promise or maybe
our word will not mean anything. It
should. In fact you should attend
whether you promised to or not. You
miss a blessing and an Inspiration
each time you do not come.
The results reported this week were
good. There were 51 sermons preach-
ed and 6 Sunday School lessons tauht.
Rueben Ward reported a new tlther
at Zlon Hill.
Bob Jenkins reported one recon-
secration. Roy Lambert reported one recon-
secratlon at Urbondale Baptist Church
in Dallas.
Carl Grissom reported one conver-
sion and two additions by letter at
Bays Chapel.
Ernest Sheppard reported that the
Life Service Band was In his church
Sunday and as a result of the work
there were three additions by letter
two conversions and one surrendered
to preach.
Alma Farley reports a $7.00 offer-
ing for the Cooperative Program.
J. W. Bradshaw reported a W. M.
S. organization at Doole.
I Several taught In study courses last
' week and there are a number In study
V.wii OttJ LJltt3 nccn.
Then there is the case of the farm-
er's daughter who liked a cadet.
Dow McBrlde Maytown flash was
asked by an inquisitive soul if his last
name was Stanford.
Just a crack at Huggins. Not In
keeping with precedents of Lasso
male staff members the B. M. is seen
more or less often in the company of
females. Berta Sue Mosely dragged
htm down from the ranks of the
bachelor group. Incidentally Huggins
is a meanie who goes around scaring
little girls with nasty bugs.
Forty NYA farm youths employed
at the State Experiment Station In
Gilmer are receiving training in agrl-
cultuie J. C. Kellam State Youth
Director said. In addition to assist-
ing In experimental terracing and
planting the youths have built a model
barn anil are now constructing hous-
ing facilities and repairing the tool
shed. i
These Panhandle boys puff a wick-
ed French Harp. Those melodies gone
with the wind of John Goodman and
Whizzer White touched Theresa Field-
er and that little genius of piscatorial
art Nell Sharp deply.
J. C. Kellum State Youth Director
said that an NYA woik project to
employ 28 youths as assistants in the
Lamar County Hospital at Paris in
prcpaiing and serving food in gen-
eral maid service as orderlies and in
other routine duties has been approved.
The shy Fox advances a few notch-
in the realm of courtology. From
high school to college in one easy les-
son. Ruth Brooks is the fern involved.
Weed-end widowers. A new frat on
the campus. Carlton Lee was pledg-
ed last week .... and Dee.
No Elbert wasn't stuck with Marie
the other night. It was a mud hole.
I'll be back in a minute or Thurs-
day. . . . Also rainy weather pal-
metto fans and if you get there be-
fore I do . . . and lest we forget
Dee.
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