The Texan-Telephone. (Canton, Tex.), Vol. 4, No. 9, Ed. 1 Saturday, August 1, 1885 Page: 4 of 4
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Ilobltiga mi IUa Uy|UnllU.
Tberv w«n? m-vorul do*««n of tho hy-
| iti In council, cnch with hi# inJi
victual hobby. Each thought all other#
were wrong. Each wu* mire that hi#
own hobby wu# the only correct one.
A gentleman prowui nnlil Ut ha«'i taken
lirown'* Iron Bitter# for dwntlity and
dyqpMfli*, and, (hough he didn’t want
to make a ftMt about it. he knew the
u«*e of thin groat tonic to be better than
all thu notions he had heard advanced
in the council. One i radical cure is
worth thousands of gueasos and notions.
Thousands of happy convalescent#
•peak gratefully of nrowu's Iron Hit-
tera.
If tha moon can act fall avery month, why
Oat ii<»t a son the saina right f
When you visit or leave New York city
(.'mitral tiepot. ■arc Bscunge R*' resaagt
fi! < arriage Hire, amt step at the Grautl l'i
omsislte unid depot. Hit Imielretl ele
via
ag# and
1 t'nlou
dd depot
t at at
tarda
,nt roonm titled up at a coat of one million
per day.
ant
Soliara; #1 and upv
blmi Elevator. Keataura
the bent. Horse eara, * ages
lies (
one i
i. Kuro|man
p| died with
and
rim I
plan
ear*,*
road to all depots. Famlll
less money at the Grand t'nlon Hotel than
an thci flrat-das# hotel In the city.
Don't di pi •• \‘Mir p<Mi
might gat rk h some tine, and then it wou
b« so hard t<> explain thing*.
THE EMPEROR NKUO.
Bill Nre Ch»u tirerefull, AImibi Ik* Ancl.nt
ritldlrr—How Nbki Puul»k»d OSbti.
alvt* rarllaiinsMp.
Nero, who wire i Homan empniur
Trom M to >'■>* A IP, wan w.ld lo have
Im'.'n one of (he newt ilUujireoiibl#
nioimruhii lo moot that Koine ever had.
He wan a nephew of Citligul*. the em-
peror. on hla mother'* ante, and a mn
of Dnnnnltiii* Abenobarbtw, of St.
Law noire county. 1 ho above wee re-
ally No-o’a name, but In the year of
(0 A. 1>. hi* mother married C’laodiiia,
and Iter aim adopted the iiamo of No-
ro ClanduM Ce-amr Druaua Herman!-
ru*. Tliia name he win. in tho liabit
of wearing during tho cold weather,
buttoned up in-tront. During the
hut weather Nero waa all the name ho
wore.
In Alt Nero married Ootavla, daught-
er of Claudiua, and wont right to
housekeeping. Nero and Ootavia did
not gel along lirat-rate. Nero Boon
we are In death, therefore now ib the
time lo aubaoribe.''—f 'tar-o Ubienitr.
fan Pv seres t a , Iwpii»*sTi«*. dfppfwlon of spirits
•ml generaldci.iilty, Id their various forms; also as s
pr< V'Mitlve against fever and wur asd other hurts
Miltiflit f«*vers, llie “ Ferro|*h«.aphornled (Ulster of
('•Hunts" mil If by Caswell, Hsian •(.'»». New York,
and sold »*>■ all Druggists, Is the heat tonic; and fof
aalleuls reeoteting from fever ur other •!« hues*. It
kas no
I.ADIEft, MHIK IIKRE! No preparation
erer dlaeorered h** been 10 eueeeMful aa
MORLKY B T-X-B TONIC C’OKIHAI., the
mi pi ^ ^
'■ir*’'i* o<1.rf*!r wearTod of hia young wife, and finally
Ihit.-Itlmii at transferred her to the Now Jerusa-
| lent.
sir rrlatloi,*. n.rT ! , *» nKJthor. by concealing
il<l | the riirhtlul heir to the throne for sov-
oral weeks and doctoring the returna,
succeeded in getting the steady jqb of
emperor for Nero at a good salary.
ills reign was quite stormy, and sev-
eral long, bloody wars were carried
on during that period. He was a
good, vicarious lighter, and could sttc-
cossfully hold a man’s coat all day
while the malt went to the front to get
killed. He loved to go out riding
over tlic battle-lields, as s<x>n as it
wns safe, in hia gorgeously bedizened
Womb, amt band chariot, and lie didn't care if the
■err form of nervous pjrnelratlnn. Only try I wheels rolled in gore up lo the hull,
ff eBUn"r °f 1 providing U wax some other man's
----r-----— ifore. It gruvo him great pleasure to
I^Jr,^b:n,1,|lti™V drive ovr** the li.li/ of carnage and
1 gloat over the dead. Nero was not a
pr/W. ■ Toolnaono Drop, Cure, in * | great success as an emperor, but as a
tnnihlr. fj-
*aj I in nil i
Tbo beat | mated traveler l» • letter.
Great Hvatetn Renovator, In the cur
WMIN to wKIdi till tonen of thla
are auhject, auch • * Weakneaa, Debility, Mel-
•uclit>1 v, Whltea, Kalllnx of the
•verv fora
tt»c<t It, aii1
can now
_____________ ____.... 1'nrt» in a . „
Unman Com Hnnoarr Kill* (’urm i gloater ho bus do rival in history.
Nero’s reign was characterized, al-
so, by the great conflagration and Bo*,
man fireworks of .Inly, 64, by which
two-thirds of tho city of Home was
destroyed. The emperor was charged
witii starting this Hr in order to get
tho insurance on a slock of dry goods
on Main struct.
Instead of taking off his crown,
Ala., writes:
do not know
A gentleman of Good water,
"My wife wan down ao long, I
what all -.lit* ln| taken. 1 bad doctors atte
Ing her and they failed to relieve her; »o I got
a bottle of your Female Regulator, and ahe
cf has beau mending over since. She
about the bouse anti do he
what all -*ii»* i in a taUm I had doctors attend-
d to relieve her;
lale Regulator,
mending ever sli
go alKiut the house and do her work,
now It to Ik* a very valuable medicine.”
and we know it to be a very valuable medicine. | instead ol inking on ms crown.
Treatise ot\ the Health and Happiness of hanging it up in tho iinll, and helping
Woman mailed free. j »0 not out the lire, as other emperors
HHAnriKi.ii Rroci.atok Co..
Box Atlanta, (la.
The Industrious
beef-er.
butcher often works like a
to put out the lire, as other emperors
have done time and again, Nero took
his violin up stairs and played "I’ll
V .. l..... *1... ki.... IV.
^ckleb
CORDIAL
for rak
B0WELS&,CHILDREN TEETHING
It III THE OREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY
for the bowels. It Is one of the most pleasant and
efficacious remedies fur all summer com plat tits.
At <t -.eastin when violent Httai,k«of thebowelaare
ao frequent, Nome speedy relief should beat najitl.
The wearied mother, losing sleep In nursing the
mile one Uwthlna, .hniiM
iv;1; 'n*i
Atlanta, da., for Riddle IVwtk. _
TafhlTvnirroU^ fXcmed.v of Slwect
Inm and Sfnlleln will curs roughs, (roup,
tid t.’onsumytlon. Brice 25c. and 51 a bottle.
Un
■n<
PRI6KLY
TAe •Mtfertar theillt *r«A. Aummn
M, ertM /V.«e a <«.»#"."•< »f
Liver, eyatM.f *««A «A. llMeaek •«.
IwS. in T**r to off*r* m ouro, U <a
„rTT----r f onnoo. irrrfu-
tar and dtu^fioh motion of tho ImhIi,
Hoodooho.Btohnon at tho Btomaoh. Fain
*n tho Booh and I.oino.oto., tndtoaU <»«•
tho lAoor to ml/halt,and that naturoro-
t^roomoototmnootoonmhlotbtoaiwnnla
throw oftmrurWoo.
rrtvklj ABU Mttarmnrooorooinllw
aomroundodforthlopnrpooo. Xhoy arm
onild in IMr motion and ofOrtioo mo a
amroi aroplomoanttothotaotoandtmhom
•twil yhphathohtldronandodalto. Ta~
loon acoordtng la dirootiont, I hog arm m
oafOandploaonntonrofOTDyafWltalm.
General Debility. Habitual Cota-
attpatlou, Dlaeaaed KMneya.
etc., etc. iMBloadParlBcrtb,
are Omporior to ang athor onodioino,
atoanoing tho ogotoao thoroaghlg. and
In-J--—'~r---*'f---J ——— *-
valid It to a awdlclne and not on
■ntnalcattni bwrt^,
w m niooiji tat HttMit am umai,
MiHUMBM. Thlum.il-00tor».M|
fjBCIU ASH Bint IB CO..SOU MOffHCTOlB
A UU. ai haw uur. Me,
Meet You When the Sun Goes Down."
' This ocuaaiumtil a grout deal of lutvurae
oritiniam on the part of those who op-
| posed the administration. Several ner-
' sons openly eriticisod Nero’s policy
ami then died.
A man in those days would put on
hia overcoat in the morning, and toll
Ida wife not to keep dinner waiting.
I "X am going down-town to criticise
the emperor a few moments,” he
would auy. “If I do not got homo in
| time for ({inner, meet mo on the ever-
green shore."
Nero, after the death of Ootavia.
married i’opptea Sabina. Siio died
afterward at her huabund'a earnest
I solicitation. Nero did not care so
much about being a bridegroom, but
the excitement of being » widower al-
[ ways gratilied and pleased him.
He was a very zealous monarch, and
kept Romo pretty well stirred up
during liis reign. If a man failed to
show up anywhere on time, bis friends
would look sadly at each other and
I say: "Alas! ho lias criticised Nero.”
A man could wrestle with tho yel-
low fever, or the small-pox, or tho
Asiatic cholera, and stand u chance for
recovery, but when ho spoke .sarcas-
tically of Nero il was good-by, John.
When Nero decided that a man was
an offensive partisan that man would
generally put up the following notice
on his otlicu door:
"Hone to see the emperor iu relation
, to charge of offensive partisanship,
j Meet me at tho cemetery at 2 o’clock.
Finally, Nero overdid this thing and
j rnn it into the ground. Ho did not
j want to be disliked, and so those who
i disliked him were killed. This made
I people timid, and muzzled the press
a good deal.
The Roman papers In those days
wore all on one side. They did not
dare to be fearless and outspoken for
fear that Nero would take out his ad.
So thpv would coulino themselves to
tho alatemeut that “The genial and
j urbane Afrnnius Burrhus had painted
his now and recherche picket fence last
j week;” or, "Our enterprising fellow-
! townsman, Ctesar Kersikes, will re-
move the tail of his favorite bull-dog
noxt woek, if tho weather should bo
auspicious,” or
“Miss Agrippina Bangolino, eldest
| daughter of Romulus Bangoline, the
great Roman rinkist, will teach the
school at Kupatorium, Trifolialum
| Holler, this summer. Sho is a highly
accomplished young lady, and a good
speller.”
j Nero grew more and more fatal as
ho grew older, and finally the Romans
I began to wonder whether ho would
not wine out tho ompiro before he
died. His back yard was full all tho
Willi a Basis or Truth.
Jim (iilling is a very smart young
man. He wus graduated at aptaett-
eal school of journalism where the
shrewd ml of the reporter instead of
the msjeslo diction of (iroeue is
taught. He was su highly recom-
mended that lie soon secured a situa-
tion on the Otttltf Ututn rian, a news-
paper which Hilda its way into the
moat refined c'rclea of society. Csill-
iug'a only fault is his !ove of the hu-
morous. The time that he should
have spent In reading the amusement
departments of our leading maga-
zines, wns devoted to Huxley and Dar-
win. Many of his friends regretted
ttiat his mind had taken such a light
turn, but bis parents consoled them-
selves with the thought that ho might
make Ills blithe fancies yield a hand-
some income.
Colonel Spotts, editor and proprie-
tor of thu //eapenoK bolioved not in the
harmless deception of a joke. His
idea was to till t-p his jutper with
gloomy reading matter, clipping,
therefore, much matter front tho hu-
morous papers of tho oast. Ono day
he said to the now man.
"Mr. (idling, you must understand,
sir, that every joke which goes into
my paper must have a foundation of
fact. Humor is tho statue but fnct Is
the pedestal. Remember this-—think
of it. Whenever you think of a joke,
see that it is sustained by a fact that
cannot bo disputed.”
(tilling pondered ovpr these sage re-
marks. lie recognized their truth
and was determined to follow them
even to tho last lettor of tho alphabet.
The noxt day a glorious opportunity
waa afforded him. This is what he
w rote:
••A bouncing baby has arrivod at the
house of Judgo Gatos.”
"Ah," ho mused, when ho looked at
the item, “no one can see the humor
there lies concealed in this joke,
and tho beauty of it is, it has a foun-
dation of fact! When 1 explain it to
the judge, he will nearly kill kimsolf
laughing. Talk to mo about sohools
of journalism, why, they will, after a
while, takn possession of tho news-
paper business of tho land.”
All day long he was tickled, and at
night when he saw the proof of tho
item, ho stepped behind a door and
laughed until a file of newspapers
that hung above his head shook as
though stirred hy a breeze. He did
not intend that the uolonel should soo
tho item, but the old man did soo it.
"Hero, Gilling."
"Yes, sir.”
"What do you mean by this?”
"It is a fact, sir."
"Impossible."
"No, sir, it is truo.”
"It can’t be, Gilling. Mrs. Gates it
Fl.tX.
tVooot'iTT, Ba.imj) ('entity, Teist t
A pul is. IMS4 t
As if by magic one* pains vanish If ................... ...
ha be a sufferer from rheumatism or A|xU la, I Hat.
neuralgia and applies 8t. Jacobs Oil, tho Messrs. Morley Brea., Austin. Tessa :
paln-banisher. I Oenta-I Utad MOkUtY H BLACKBERRY
For Coughs
Cough Curu is
remedy
anil Colds Rod Star
a safe, pleasant, sure
Gents—
BALSAM
The Ulrl of tne YsiiuA
"Whnt a pretty girl Miss Jones is,
Isn’t shof" said one dude to another,
walking up Kearney street talking of
some absent mash. "Yes, sho's very
pretty." "I couldn't ouite see her
across the theatre for her nat la she a
blonde or a brunetteP" "She was a
bloods la-t night, b«t I gauss to-day
she’s a brunette.”—[San Francisco
Chronicle.
1 OB I
very bid, aud 11
tUrm both sound
i tv Mil m v children
it. t. t lik.' n - I .trm,
ltd wdl. 1 thank
that had thi
['b»rm, cur
tug tht*m both sound snd wdl. I thank yos
for Umviug meb • valuable luedieliu* on the
ntsrkst To sll who are suffering from th«
•hove complaint I can chrerfully ircomuieii<J
Mohlit'i Blackdekky BaU.au
MORRIS MITCH Els.
Sweater and 1’urer*
"I>o I lov« Ooorgs,1' mused Clans,
softly, "or is it simply a sister’s that I
feel for—” Just then Bobby burst
noisily into tho room and interrupted
her sweet meditations. "Get out of
here, you little brat,” she shouted, and
seizing him by the arm sho shot him
through tho door. *‘Ah, no,” she
sighed, as she resumed her Interrupted
train of thought, "my lore for George
is not • sister's love. It is something
Nwecter, purer, higher and holier.—
[New York Sun.
A Cabo.—To an who sra iuff*nni from arror
lid ladlMrattonsof yutiili, aervtm* w»sltMA«a, aarlv
IncAY. low of m»Qh'x*l. ric.. I will R^nd • •■•'Mpt lh»(
will ««r* ftm, raaa or rmtdua. TkUfr«»i raatodf
fM dtaowvrrad bv a mlMlaaary tn 8 uiii Amirlra.
irwdtrlf«4dr**ewl •avrlop# lo K#'
j JnUoK, D. Maw Turk.
A inerb •
rm f l»
and It
nee.
Dr. Geortrc Bnskett, Farmington, G raison
county, Trias, hr vs: “ I have sold WORLEYS
T-X « AGUE TONIC for# long time, an
baa given rntlrr satisfaction in every Instai
I shall always keep It In hUh k 1
Is a man who peddle# clock# nccssarlly of
■ell-tlck origin)
If afflicted with sore Kycs, use Dr. Isaac
Thompsons Eve Water. Druggists sell it 2ftc
Many people can manage to tow a achooner
•cross the bar—people who never anchor after
IL
Impolite to pour out your hot tea
saucer to cool It. It is eminently the
proper thing to scald your mouth aud throat
It 1# very
Into the saucer
flostetfrv** atom
•rh Blttrps. m • up*
cl#c 1 or tadlgnstlwa
ftsndiMlooe. WIisd
the resources of the
pharmaropwla hav«
breari»i«ODtM.w1th
ewt, st '•»#, doing
n.or# than lulllga'
Ina fhe ( wwt'lalpt, •
ronm-of lhf» whole
inBK Blomabtc
rfltcl* •perfe. i sad
prraiaaeat t ar* •#
all oa^« MdrepeTMls
llir lt»er ts more or
|pM dls- rdervil. and
aiMvathta lirfurtaiu
fiend the l»tti«r*aoi
w 1th reiiatar
nrm. reaslsiiu# and
Ise1r’r»,t**
•wnrattv e aed asetmt
tatta g orgaa
depend. For till #7
•rallv.
I time of people who have dropped in to
j be killed, so that they could have it off
their minds.
Finally Nero himsolf yielded to tbo
great strain that had been plaeed upon
j him, and. in tho midst of an insurrec-
tion in Gaul, Spain, and Romo Itsolf,
j ho lied and killed himsolf.
The Romans worn very grateful for
Nero’s great crowning aet in the kill-
ing line, but they were dissatistied be-
oaUMd lie delayed It so long,and tliare-
fore they refused to erect a tall monu-
ment over his remains. While they
admired tho roynl suicide, and re-
garded it ns a success, they censured
Nero’s negligence and poor judgment
in suiciding at tho wrong end of his
reign.
1 have often wondered what Noro
would have done if he find been em-
peror of the United States for a few
weeks and felt as sensitive to news-
paper criticism as he seems to havo
iM)en. Wouldn’t It be a picnic to see
Nero cross the Jersey ferry to kill off
a few journalists who had adversely
criticised his course? The great violin
virtuoso and lighl-weignt Roman
tyrant would probably ro home by re-
turn mail, wrapped in tinfoil, aenetn-
paniod by a note of regret from each
journalist of New York, closing with
thu remark that "in the midst of Ufa
tVi* Cnutlou All Agaluat Tliam.
' The unprecedented success and merit of
Ely’s Cream HhIiii—a real cure forcatarrb, bay
fever him! Cold In Hie hunt! ka#lndH0td many
#Uventurers to place catarrh medicines bear-
ing some resemblance In appearance, style or
name upon the market, In order t<» iradeu|>on
nearly seventy years old. Sho has
grown grand-children."
•‘It is a fact, sir, and I’ll swear to
it.”
"Well, well. Of cottrso I cannot
dispute your oath. Say, suppose you
,ke more of the notice. Such an oc-
currence is unprecedented—but hold
on. I will writo an editorial on it.
Zounds, what an opportunity it gives
me. How we’ll scoop tho other pa-
pers!”
The colonel, in tho hurry of pleas-
urable excitement, took not tho time
lo investigate the matter, but proceed-
ed with his editorial, liis pen moved
over tho paper almost as rapidlv as
the theatrical hand when it writes:
“When your eye falls upon this I will
bo far away."
•Gilling sat on tho back stairs and
laughed until he thought that ho would
suruly die. “I’ll teach him what a
fact is,” ho snid. “Oh, or haw, haw!
oh, tor ho, he!”
Judge Gates is ono of tho judges of
the supreme court. Ho doesn’t mind
taking a joke when it is prepared with
pine-apple syrup and mint, but a raw
and rugged joke always startles him.
When no road tho item and tho edito-
rial, lie tangled his hands in his ven-
erable liair. He wns so mad thnt ho
forgot to take his morning drink.
“ •-'-g a walking cane that had in
long past supported the gouty
legs of honored and woll-fed ancestors,
he hurried toward the HesperianotHoe.
He had not proceeded far when a
prominent lawyer,seeing him,shouted:
"Hold on, fudge, and allow mo to
congratulate you.
"Stay where you aro,” exclaimed
tho jmlgo. "If you don’t want to get
hurt, don’t come near me.”
Reaching tho Hesperian office, the
judge dashed into the editorial room
and finding tho colo.sel, was so infu-
riated that for a time ho could not
spoak.
‘Ah, judgo," snid the colonel, "lot
me congratulate you. Want a hun-
dred or so extra copies, I reckon P"
"I havo come in hero to beat tho life
out of you!” roared the judge.
..uji— — dear sir—’’
1 mo doar sir. You In-
fernal old liar!”
•Wasn’t that item truo, sir? Wasn't
it true?"
•No, it’s a base lie and 1 want an
lanation, or I’ll havo blood."
You shall havo both, lloro, Gill-
the reputation of Ely’s I'resm Itsbu. Many in
your Immediate locality will testify In highest
commendation of it. Don’t be deceived. But
only Ely’s Cream Halm. A particle is applied
Into cadi nostril; no pain; agreeable to use.
Trice fifty cents; of druggists.
A beggar held out his band. "1 haven’t a
cent,” said the gentleman. "I did not apecl fy
the coin,” responded the mendicant.
If You Want a Dos.
»M*n# 1% cent* for Un* Unv«*r*« 100 rn-
KTBvlnjf". colored plau*. AMorlalM Kauclora, tti
•outh hliclilla Dtreet, Philadelphia,
TIIIN FEOI'T.K.
Il Ur newer" r«i
or. cures Dyspepsia, lnipoi«n«>
ordor of the day—“Put plenty of Ico In
Is pronounced by scores of phy-
sicians, and thousands of people
who have used it, to bo tho best
known remedy for Debility, Dys-
pepsia, Indigestion, Loss of Ap-
petite, Loss of Flesh, Lung Com-
plaints, Female Weakness, Gas-
trio Irritability, Nervousness.
Malarial Fever and many other
diseases where tonics are required
—difibring essentially from all
other Beef Foods and Tonics.
Thla xrrat lnvlf«rel«r«w»»i»t« nf tha
In tea of tha Bnaatfrwah b*»*f—bjr liamii Von
Llablf a prooaaa—to#other with Iron, qulnlna,
and room and hr-rba known for their loft I#
and haalth giving properties; and aftorda
building malarial for both n<*rva and muacla.
In analyelD by the eminent chemist, AR-
THUR HILL HAH8ALL, M D., F,H.R..of Lon-
don,England; and nl*o an endorsement by
tho celebrated phyoldan, Profoaaor BIH
ERARHU4 WILSON. F K H., LL.D., of Lou-
don, aro labelad on each botlla.
Jt hn* wrought mtrh mnarkahlr cure#
of l/i« tiilmrnlB which afllirt ronnnttn h%*~
muinity that It tnay be truly called
REME./IBER THE NAMES
COLDEN’S Liquid Boot Tonlo.
Sold by leading wholesale druggists and
retailed by drudsls generally.
Price, $1 per bottle; 6 for $5.1
WOMEN
Herding rentwrd •irrngtb, ur who naffer fron»
laflnaltlr* pMilltr tw their in, nhuald Irj
“Weile* Health Kencwer" ra» <*r**n health and vtg* I
>ta, Impoieno, 8exu»l Debility.
The (
it.”
If you arc tired t a king the lanje old-
fashioned griping oills, and are satisfied that
purging vouiscll till you arc weak and sick is j
n(»t good commom sense, then try Carter’*
Little Liver Fills and learn how easy it is to
be free from Biliousness, Headache, Const!- |
pHti<ni. and all Liver troubles. These liti la |
pills are smaller, eusler !• take and gift j
quicker relief than any pill in nso. Forty in |
a vial. One a dose. I’i ice 2ft cents.
‘‘Are these soajn ail one scent!” Inquired a
lady of # juvenile salesman. “No, ma'am,
they are all ten eonta,” replied the lnnocanl
youngster.
••ItlCHtl-PAinA.”
Qufek, complete cure, • 1 Kidney. Bladder and
Urinary DIschni r, Se*l llutf, I rrttatloB, Slone, Gravel,
lmm rli of the Uladtler. II, l»ruggl»ts.’
>e*l
Mr. Beecher is
was dragged down.
Haitltual constipation is not only one of tha
M time "fi
the most Injurious conditions of the human
Beecher doesn’t believe that Adam ever fell,
er Is ri^iit. Adam did not fall;
ed
Ipatlon la not only
fnost unpleasant. In it at the same time one of
uriou* eODdlt
system, and is but a forerunner of disease
unless removed. This is usually accomplished
hich for the time
afford
feet# have
by the use of purgative!
dief, but after
e passed they 1*
worse state than before.
1* necessary taat the ren
one that not only by its cat
ilevcs the Bowels, but at the
immediate ef-
jse of purg
relief, but after their ii
lied they leave the systsm
a tonic,
jnd,
is will tio.
restores health.
sou
Bn
, healthy
a ill tie
In a
To effect a cure It
rnedy used should bo
lartic effect ro-
aame time acta
» ah to restore t,be organs to a
condition. This Fkicki.t Asii
It remove# the cauae and
PAT
torncyi..
KWTN obtained by LoulsBitgircr A Co.,
, Wa*luugton,D.C. Eat'd 1M4. Advice fi
A4-
ree.
oxpu
,.y
ing.”
Gilling
g came
nmile. “Don’t be excited, judge.
wearing a broad
I.
When I explnin this, you will invite
me out to have a drink. Yesterday I
saw a man leave nn India rubber doll
at your house, and if an India rubnot
doll ain’t a bouncing baby, I don’t
know what it is. Now—” but the
judge had knocked him down.— Ar-
kansaw Traveler.
Is It proper to speak of a quack doctor as a
plllcr-snam I
liny Fever. I have been a great suffer-
er from IIsy Fever for 1ft year*. I read of the
many wondrous cures by Ely's Cream Balm
and thought 1 would trv once more. In 1ft
minutes alter one application 1 was wonder-
fully helped. Two weeks ago I commenced
using it ami now I feel rxtirri.t ci'KRD. It
is the greatest discovery ever known or heard
of.—Di hamel Clark. Farmer, Lee, Mass.
Price ftO cents.
THE
BEST TONIC
Thla BwUrln" rnmbinaa Iron with pure vnaaiabl*
tonira, aud is invaluable) for Duwvmmmi prrttliAr to
Vt omen, and all who load •edeniarj 1 ive*e It Hn*
rlrlirn and I'lirlflua ihn llloo.l, Hllinuiatea
thn Appel lie, Sfrru«l It cum the Munclea and
Nerve* in fact thetronahD InTljforatea.
('lnan> thn notnploxion. and ntakawtne skin smooth.
It doea not blacken tha taoth. catue. baadachw, of
produce constipation—n/1 »(*« iron mdianri do.
Mm l l.ir.AHR I’ll Haihu. 71 Fnrwe.ll Avr*., Milwaa-
kca Wia., says, nndar fists of Dee. 25th. 1^4:
1 have uaad Brown'a Iron Rittaii,. and it has bean
more than a doctor to me. havina cured ma of the
weaknaM ladiea Itava in life. Alan cured ma of Liv-
er Complaint., and now mjr complaiinn is clear and
food. Has boan honafirial t«> my children.”
Gendina haa nttova trade mark and emsaed red linaa
ow wrnp|>«ar Takes uo other. Made only l>y
BROWN CTIFMtt'AL €'O..IIAl.^'i MOKF., MB.
Ladiis' Hawty Boot—nsefnl and aMractlvo. oon-
kainltYR liat of pnraa for recipes, infor.notion ahnnt
Coins, etc., siv.^o away by all dealer* In madirino, or
■••Uad to any nddraaa ou recaipt if Sc. stump
ALBKitURl.K FKBU.K IR8TITUTK.
CH Alt LOTTB9VILLK, VA.
FacuMv. Bc»t Kqulptnent. Local
ful. Ttirms very low
Large FaeuMv.
HettItlifiil and lien
Catalogue apply to
tloo
For
W. P. DICKINSON, Principal
SAVED HER LIFE
LinEft TO YOUR WIFE*
Tha Manchester Ocabuia*. Jmm Rh. 198X My
At one of the
Wludowa
Looking ou the woodland wave! With
clumpa of rbododsodroai and great maasaft
of May blossoms ! 1 I “There waa an Interest*
1 fuaciuilcd one who bad been • “Cotton
spinner, but was now so
Paralysed l 1 I
That ft? oonld nolv bear to lie lo • reclining
position.
This refer# to mv case.
I was first Attacked twelve year# ago with
“Locomoter Ataxv.”
(A paralytic disease «»f nerve fibre rarely ever cnreft>
and was for several years barely aide to gel
about.
And for the last Five veara not able lo ate
tend to my business, although
Many things have been dose for me,
Tl»« last experiment Itelng Nerve sli etching.
Two years sgo 1 was voted Into the
Home for Incurables! Near Haucheater,
In Mav, 18H3.
1 #n> uo “Advocate “For anything In the
sha|>e of patent” medicines!
And made many objection* to my dear wife’#
constant urging to try Hop Bitter*, but finally
to pacify her—
Consented! !
1 had not quite finished the (last bottle when
I felt a chftRfa come over rm* This was
Saturday, November Od. On Sunday morning
1 felt so strong 1 iald to my room compmuioua.
“1 was sure l could
“Walk!
So started acroas the floor and back.
I hardly know how to contain myself I wa« all
over tin* house. I am gaining mrengih each day, and
an walk uullu safe without auy
“Stick r
Or Support.
I sin now st my own honse, snd hope soon to bo
able fo fnrn my own living again. 1 have been a
member of the Mauc lira lor
“Hoyal Kneltauge"
For nearly thirty yearn, and was most heartily con
gratulaied on going Into the room on ThurstUy las*
Very gratefully yours, John lluikut iv.
M aNchvbikr, (Kng.i Dec. 24, !*Ki.
Two years later am perfectly well.
Frosacuto th* Nwlndlers I 11
If when you call fo$ Hop Bitters (sea {prem
*/>« on the while label) the druggist
hands out any stuff called C. D. Warner's
“Hop"
icn yot
rluetrr of Hope on the'whii
any stuff called C. D. Warm
p Bitters or with oilier “Hop”
refuse It and shun that druggist as y«m
German Hop ^Blttera or with other
nan
WO!
ney for the atu
sue him for damages for the
ill reward you liberally for
me. refuse It and shun that druggist as you
uhlavlper; and if he has taken vour too*
jr for the stuff, Indict him for the fraud and
ages for the swi
liberally for the
wind 1c, and wo
nvletion
R. U. AWARE
THAT.
Lorillard's Climax Plug
bearing n red tin fog; that Lorillard's
Koae l.rnlBn* cut; that LortHard's
Snvv Cllpplnga. and that lAirtllnril's Hiiufla. are
»»*• »«•** aud ohsiUMNtt. quality consltlarad t
s 6LENN’S SULPHUR SOAP.
to Tha most aflaetiva aitarnal
\ Jk* ramady aslant for tha car* of
Skin DiMkiM and for Baautify-
iui tha romplation.
Taution —Thar# are nwnntsr-
fails! Ask for Gltnm’t lO. M
Ckittewton on aach paskat).
Of drusjrials, tt Ots. J S cskaa,
SOO , mailad on racaipt of pnoak
Of drucyisl
, mailad on racaipt oi
and 3c. ext ra par rake, by
a H. CltlTTENTOlf, frspV, UI
Vuiion st.. Haw Ycrk.
i») usa l CUcarat.
H?ir and Whisker
■> V II,
IT luck (II llreWD
Hold bv ail drug
; ste at Mr
g'Stl
&1
Froprletoa
|t* Fulton at.. N V
t’MrrrrNTOir,'
Propi
COKItfS
WHY WILL ANY ONE SUFFER FROM CORNf
ylmn thoy cmi si’t n botlla of tho “(.fiRMAH
CORN RRMOVEK”—a certain and paialcea rem-
edy foe both Uorna and Bunions—of any Druggie*
for 36 rente. Thora am worthless imltati'VuH—eirn-
i'tfRN Ri*isr,vr.'((''“u;
Proprietor, 06Fulton Rtr*i«*t, New York.
GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP IMPROVES THE SEIM*
THE GREAT
OHIO
WELL DRILL
Prj'Jrthav 11 and pumps out* h*
rwtiingn of thn Pull at «»••#
gf: »|ic Privet llie cn'ingo 11 Ills
it l»b under It lo b t H follow.
T**t« Hi*'well without n mo'ing
*oa4e! liuntcn*ter then an) otlicf
end drons t*i < tools
^ faster! Waalv’ 'iiaks
q W mac hi in e
^ 'r, »nd tools
Kf DOR, M( INTOHII ( (»., Ga.
Dh. J. Bbadfi ri.D.’—Hear Sir- I hnvo taken
several bottles of your Female Regulator for
falling of the Womb and other diseases com-
bined, of sixteen vears standing, and / really
believe f am cured entirely, for which please
accent mv heartfelt .thanks and most profound
atltude. 1 know your medh in** saved ir
highly
0 seve
1 w as.
LOOMIS &, NYMAN,
T'FPIN. OHIO.
JOSEPH
CILLO TT’S.
,o.d by ALL DEALERS thronchont the Wor(\
raid .TVedal Virla Fxpoafflon, UlL
An incident in hotel life—Pitying the bibs.
HKD-HUGH, FI.I KS.
Flics, roschcs. ant«. bed-bugs, rats, mice, gophsra,
Chipmunks, cleared nut bv "Itoughon Rats." 15o.
Farinvra**Trj It.
Wells, Richardson Co’s. Improved Butter
*r ol*
it s
uttc
_ _ __ ma*
is the strongest and therefore tbe cheapest.
iprov
Color will he found to he the only oil color
that will not become ranchl. Test It and you
will prove It. It will not color the butter milk;
oil co
^ and v
It gives the brightest color of any made, slid
gratitude, l Know your medicine saved my
life, so you see 1 cannot s|x*Ak too highly in
11* favor. 1 have recommended it to several
0/ my friends who are suffering as I was.
Yours very resiiectnillv,
MRS. W. E. BTtfBHINB.
TE8TEI) A QUARTER OK A CENTURY-
IT STANDS UNRIVALLED.
La Granor, Ga.
Db. J. BitADriRi.D, Atlanta, Ga.: Dear Sir\
I have used,
the medicine you are
as I)r. Bradfield’s Fo-
conslder It the beat com-
ever gotten together for the diseases
ended.
NEW ENGLAND
CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC
ItoMton. >1 !»«**.. OLDEST In America/. Urges!
Afi(l Ho t KunlptMul in the WOULD— I*#* In.truct-
ors, 1071 Mliideiiis Iasi year. Thomnuh liiviruclion in
Vornlsml InsiriMneninl Musk’, llano snd Organ Tun-
iim. Fine Arts, Oratory, Litecatura, French, German,t
niui iDiliait laintiuagcs, Ktudlfdi Branches, Gymnasilea.
cle. Tuition. $.')to $211; iM.ard slid room, $V* lo $7*
per term Full Term begins Srpieniber 10, |«ifl. For
I lluidr Hicil 1'nlendar, giving full hi format ion, address,
K. TtM’It.lKK. Dir.. Franklin Hq., HOHT0N, Mas*.
en. *». miAi'r ir.i.n, /Yiffimii. <
1 take pleasure in stating that
for the last twenty years, the ir
now putting up, known
male Regulator, and co
blnation e
regards I am, res
for which it la recommended. With kiudest
•apectfullv,
W. B. FERRELL, M. I>.
Treatise on the Health And
Woman mailed free to auv address.
Thk Bbadficld Rkgui.a • or Co.,
i ex HH, Atlai'ta Oa.
a a.a • • •••••##•••••••••••••
. . LYDIA C. PINKHAM'S . .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
• # • is a poritivf. euu is" * ••
All those pain' til Complaints
• and IVaaknsasea so eommon •
t0 °“r
k, ♦ FKVAM POPULATION. • #
rrtM II In lUjntd, *»u •» !•*»■«• fWrw.
• TT# purT'oeo I* eoMy for the legitimate healing of
dfener and the relief of and that it doe*/ii
U elalme to do, ttu>u*uxd*of ladiee earn gladlx tnilfg. •
• II wilt cura anilrnly oU Ovarian troublea, InRommaa
MEDICAL , Ron anVl'uS^tb^rSliHf oad DIvplMammM,
Department of the Tnlanc University
OF L()| |S1 A V. • uremoves Faintne*. FVtubmry.de-teuVsallem'
irH^ihfdn;«S
ClaneroT Debility*blaeplp^<i>«sa. Dapraorion and li"B
gastl.m. 'Hiai fmllitg of beartiig down,causing pala»
and tjocknoho. !■ always pemmnontly cured by IGusa.
- Z of stamp to I^rnn, Mo**., fur pamphlet L ttors of
Inqhlry tonndsnllaiiy ansmcroil. F<*- eat* at druggieie.
(Formerly,
OF I.OIINIAA.V.
1S47-IHS4, ih> Uh
Ijtiuieiana.)
valed advantages for p
livrreity of
saaoa unrivaled advantages for practical Instrm
tb-n, since the law secures II superabundant mater
•Isimmthc great Charity ffoaphalwl It IIa TOO 101*
ftr»i*lck admit ted and m.tin visiting paitcntsafinuNlI]
Hludcnts are freely admitted to and taught at Tint
asnattig or Ttigaicg, ns in no other Institution. For
• toulnror addltIona. Infurtuallun, a ‘dress
8 K. t II AII. I K. Dean,
V. <» Drawer-ill. New Grlcuns. |,a
Horribln Cruelty.
Horrible cruelty to Anlmslx is com-
mon in Naplex." Old horses, young
kids And Inm he, nil dogH, oaf* mid rat.s,
are skinned (tlivo. becnijeo tlio skin
when removed from the living creature 1
i« oonKidorod more supplo, and Mlf
for a fomenrhfit higher price. l>ogt
nre foized by legalized municiple dog-
ztcnlerf twice a day; are thrust poll-
mail into n oourt; kept two days with-
out food, and then, half-stunned with I
a stick, find while living, Itavod from
.ie«d to tall. Homos in the knackers’;
yards there nre nllowed to drop from
hunger, ah Iming less troublo thnn kill-
ing thorn, nnd, when utterly exhaust-
ed, nre nulled on plsnzs nnu (toyed. |
A ,o
Free from Optntce, Kmet\
A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE
Far Coughs, Borr Throat, llesrwnrw, laisrsis,
4 olds. Bros. httl. (>m* M howglng <
Asthma. I'mInsIn UimI. sudaUirr
Aff*( ti"se of His Throat ss«t l.osgs.
Trier 8# reals a b<dtb* Hold hy Prniieist* and Deal
ers, fViyflss nnnt'ir to induce then dealer tt*promptly
get il far them >cili rerrine licit hull lee, Exprew charge*
pahiby tending one dollar tn
V Till t*RARI.BH 4. GM.il.ra r»UP4RVt
^ Holt Owners so I Mnnnfs. tsrers.
Rdllaere. Man Usd.
DR. HENDERSON.
JOS A108 *
jm
CWi
mercury' or
iiu.ii (••■> Tit*cn
11. N. IL Dallas.
r. a. a.
Nn.:»i. an
JOS A 608 WVANOOTTE ST., KANSAS CITY, MO.
teraUr OrsluAtf la Medicine. 17 yripraetlM
a 10 In Chicago. Autboiirrd to tieot all
Chronic, Nsrvona and Himolal Disrneea,
Bamlnnl W akneaa (Nigh* Lnsaeai. Hsx-
nalDeblllty lIx»f'S«’f ftexnal I’oaerl.So.
QuarantyCura or mmiry refund, d rhsr»c#
lew. Am* an# rtpvrtanos arc Important, no
■n#mufiVr or Injurlou* medk lfcs used. No tuns lost from
Pr-Y-ZL Pst.rnts fioni a diHsnratrrstrd tty mail Mrdi-
A 1)00K for iKrtk •«*••, Illusl'd, sentsealcd rorSeui «umps.
n I irii il ixiC Turkish
RntUlflAI lolYI KHEUMATiC CURE
A KKHlUVBCnitr »o Hnm'SSTISM. eson frwno
m.i- (ht. B,.tm.n( f.il' h. I. (IWMJJtBi.....
AnillM 'to.,Hun. llablf Cured In ijft
11 Ml 11 ■! I • <!h (I Yi* No | h i II * iitsd.
VI ■ Will Da. J. 8tm*ii«n», LcTimi.ou. *»bl«*
OPIUM HABIT
Palnleaalv at hotna by one who hat
GUitLJ bad SkVKNTF.F.N YrARB* PRAO
TICK In treating sn*l curing this ril-case. For ful
tSSSBtelSUS TiiE TEST OF TIMI
o'sls of Hundreds who hay« been Jtartnaiientv
-■a rod. At Id res*. DR B. */'
#
SUCKER
WSSSW MBmgg
C. H. EDWARDS,
7#RA VV. Main at .Dallas,Te*.,Dealer In the cdrhrat*
CHICKERING
and other first class pianos, irsrun roa l*aiai'
llsronr otfi.rHiNu Fiskwiissr.
••THR IIF.NT IN I’ll KA FRAIT.”
enoines, TUDCCLiCpC**w-Miiu
Horae power* I II 11 L.O M L llO. loverHftBafi
•tilted I o all ' r t Iona W i lie f<*r Freni la,. I* mu pi
and Prices to The AultinanATaylnr Co. Mansfieldi
fHFlPANISH IIVER, PILI
■ - l*ss v-«*ly Trgviabln.
This la the only pill that will care all dlfardera ol
the |,Ivor, Ileadaohe. Backache, Indigent .ion, (.’«
IVrness. etc Tbottrands of teatlnioniaia to this n|
v cueVf, ele. The
eld. They have tn
I he n<
km
itn
never fall, j
••1 Davis. I's*
ofilaia to this M
ave Imea Bsed for more than .4) year* I
lativeH One Jeot of these pills have baai
n to cure old ctfaes that have resisted all rHht
CTi, a,: tfAia WW!*!1*®
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