The Canton Telephone. (Canton, Tex.), Vol. 6, No. 21, Ed. 1 Friday, November 25, 1887 Page: 3 of 4
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*AOT AND FANCY.
, In Olu«l oo Hi pollo.rn.il ranlr. .n.J.l. for
acts of heroism.
Tb« hitherto uoprogresslvs town of Bath,
Ma,, la about to bar* a Una of horae-cors.
^ rtrtata of Olympia, Wyoming, ara full
of Iodlaua returning from tba hop fields, *uJ
tba marchanta are reaping a rich harvest.
Oregon hunter* re|tort ducks, geese, and
•wane coming In In large numbers which la
considered a sign of approaching stormy
weather.
Bays Ths Pilot Point (Tex.) Mirror: "Th*
editor put on his hard-boiled shirt and scissor-
tali coat and split the wlud for Dallas last
Tuesday.’
Mre. If. E Parker, of Horne, La., propoeas
to solrt the Chinese questlou by replacing the
Chinese servants with “needy gentlewomen”
from England.
A retiring editor of a Nevada paper wrote:
'Thanking an overlndulgent public for not
having mobbed me long since, 1 am sincerely
theirs to serve,” ete.
A brass key, used as a sinker by a far
mouth, N. 8., citizen, was carried away by a
flsb, and several day alater was fouud la a
lobstar pot one mile away.
Bears are killing a great number of sheep la
Traukllu county, Maine, notwithstanding the
repeated efforts on the part of the farmers to
rid the country of ursine marauders.
The cheeks of gas-blowers become thin aud
Lfce their elasticity by the coutluual blowing.
It Is said cases have bceu reported where
workers have blown holes through their
cheeks.
An American philanthropist of wealth Is
said to have subscribed $800,000 recently for
the founding of a university In China. The
matter of Its location la now being considered
In that country.
In China the rule of the road Is to keep to
the left but the cooly bearers can’t be taught
to mind It and there are frequent collisions,
whleh the women or others tn the Jinrickshas
or sedan chairs are badly hurt.
There Is a movement in the commercial and
business circles of San FraucUeo to form a
"public defense committee” to aid In sup-
pressing crimes which are now corrupting
public officers and defeating justice.
The lovers’ promenade around Clarksville
Tenn., has been deserted lately: owing to the
presence of a pet deer which had been In the
habit of making vicious attacks upon tbo
young people who frequented the resort
In London a short time ago two ragpickers
were sent to jail for spending for ueceasary
articles a sovereign which they fouud In a
castaway coat. The justice said the poor
devils should have reported the find to tbo
police.
A 1Few York World reporter figures out that
Jay Gould's trip across tn the Umbria will
eoet him about $2,000. The captain's cabin Is
$500, the six choice staterooms $200, and then
the party are to have private dining-room and
other extras.
There Is a secret agent of the Mormon church
In Portland, Me., who for years has worked for
hta cause without detection. It Is said that
be has made a number of converts In Maiue
and Massachusetts, and has shown Ills faith by
his works, having taken seven wives.
Corea recently broke down her ancient bar-
riers so far as to send an envoy to Japan, but
the government was so poor that It could not
support him, and, soon coming to the end of
hls resources, he had to ask aid of the Japa-
nese goverumeut to avoid being put in desper-
ate a traits.
The military marches accomplished by the
All'll r fully equal to those of the
modern soldtkrm.. In the S'*ond Punic war
Claudius Nero performed tne most wonderful
feat of the kind on reecWl by marching a pick-
ed body of 1,000 horse ai^d 8,000 foot 225 miles
In six days.
Once everybody used to iend silver plate for
wedding presents, but nowL ut glass and brle-
a brae are the rage. A Phjadelphla bride re-
solved so many of the l»^ter that she can
hardly find house room for tqiem. Out of two
hundred preseuts she recelv»ql not oue was iu
tlie silver line.
The final extinction of thd seal otter at the
Aleutian islands, ou the Pacific coast, seems
certain. The Ttusslaus uiade such havoc
among them ibat at the UmeyAluika was sold
to the United States only fourt or five hundred
a yaar were takeu, aud they aVs growing scar-
ter and ecarcer. I
A committee of cltlaens Lt>m Jacksonville,
Tla., has recommended that tUe resignation of
a telegraph operator In that oflty be accepted,
•sad that any pay due for serffloee be withheld,
because he told the female operator at Talia-
basse that there were 85# Wes of yellow
fever In Jacksonvllle. J
The death la announced of • •Granny,” the
aea anemone which was one yf the features of
ilnterest to ecientlfie men at) the Boianlc gar
dens, Edinburgh. "Granny f’ wae taken from
a pool lu north Berwick In 1*28, and there Is a
aontlnuoua record of Hr existence since. It Is
known to have lived at Isast sixty-seven
Tear* /
James Carrlgnn, sged years, who has
|traveled all over the coonJry, waa Impressed
jin Ibe rebel armv, and wefft to Tezns to live
with a married daughter/* few months ago
:©nly to find that the wbrtta family had been
killed by Indians, w«f an
at the overseer of the pool
N. Y , the other day.
A small boy of fimltb rllle, €}»., who ha l
often expressed a dealrejto oalgli a bur.sard,
"jftecn away all
lying bn the ground
e said that he was
think that he was
ty would come neur
them.
wbal he thought of
Spiled: "1 have
•pinion about It. But
tn have obtained can
applicant for relief
in Albany I
was mlsaed, and aftor
day, was found i* a floh
aud "playing dead.’1
trying to make the
/•ally dead, so that
enough for him to catch,
When asked recently,
the Keelly motor
never seen It so Hirst
all the results ha Is at
be got from compressed air. All the air In
this room can be condensed into n liquid that
could be carried In a /filbert shell, aud It# *!•■
plosive force would \w* treinendoua.
Five men of WaJerburv, Conn., went gun-
ning on Saturday. Their dogs pointed a quail,
and when the bird/was flushed all five of the
men fired. The dm fell at once, but the bird
managed to keep toil until It found cover lu
some brush. Fouyof the men beat the brush
for twenty mlnuttt •, while the fifth stood
ready to wing the Jbuall. Then It was discov-
ered that the fifth fmaw had been itandlug on
the bird all the rail*.
At a recent selfe of autographs In Boston one
of Ieeee Aller
flower, fetched
William Cullen
Browning, $2
$1 25; of Jeff
field, T5 ecu
signed by fi
$8 25; one pe|
two pages
WMH* Of
who came here In the Mar-
128; an autograph poem of
ryant, |7; a letter of Robert
; of Henry Ward Beecher,
•avia, $1 75, and of Gen. Oar-
Three pages of manuscript
fj W. Longfellow were sold for
of James Kuasel Lowell, $1 8ft;
^arrtet Martlueau, $1 87; two
line Nllaeou, $9 12, and two
PfetUlfMl cents.
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
E»r-I»p. are not largo euougli to *11
iu except In rare caeee.—Eew Haven
Aews.
1)1 oouree the whliky trust Ie a tigli
monopoly.—Pittsburgh Chronicle- Tel*
graph.
“TUI* li a burning tbame." said tb*
man who was smoking a bad cigar.—
Boston Bulletin.
“There’s plenty ol room at the top,”
as the champagne remarked when II
Hew to the dude’s head. -Detroit Fret
Press.
“There ie no bodily nourishment lu
food for reflection," said the hotel pat’
ron aa be thoughtfully gaied upon bit
unpaid board bill.—Hotel Mail.
“bolts and bars” la no longer a
eorreot expression. Modern bars don’t
have any bolls—except when the polio*
are around.—Merchant Traveler.
Mr. bell, who oilers Ids yacht, tin
Tbistls, for sale, has bad no offers II
he wants her to go off he should pul
hsr up for sad.—Morristown Heraht,
There Is oue man who Is not d.i.rr-
Ing of meroy In ths next world. It is
hs who will have hls hair cut on
Saturday night. — Baltimore Jm.ricaft.
Hs (befors ths wedding)—"You are
sure you won’t be nervous at the
altar?” She (four times a widow)—
“I have never been yet”—Christian
Union.
Riches havs wings, to be sure; bat
on the contrary, there are no flies on
the man who works bis way unaided
from poverty to effluence. — Lowell
Oitieen.
Rice birds sell for twenty cents a
dozen In Georgia. The nmateur sports-
men down there can have pretty good
luck for a dollar.— Boston Journal oj
Education.
Some very fashionable women would
no doubt be happy if they ee ze upon
and wear the bustle made by a large
crowd in a small room. — Charlestown
Enterprise.
The Russian town that has been
inundated by cost oil would like to
hear of a good site near a river that
overflows once a year.—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
It is said that the Czar of Russia gen-
erally wears a smile on his face. It is
also currently reported that he occa-
sionally takes one in his mouth.—Pitts-
burgh Chronicle.
A hygienic writer says that “no
woman can walk in a corset.” A great
many women do “walk in it,” how
ever, bnt it is only by a tight squeeze.
— Morristown Herald.
"The cockroaches in this house are
rematkably versatile,” said an actor at
an hotel table, peeking up a biscuit.
"I notice they appear in different rolls
every morning."—Detroit free Press.
It is all well enough to say that
thirteen is an unlucky number. Du!
this country slartod in business with
thirteen Stales, and seemed to be liold-
idg her own up to going to press.—
Puck.
A current paragraph states that
“Mr. Gladstone is sitting for a bust.”
Well, he must be having n very quiet
time. In this country thousands ol
people are standing up nt counters for
a bust— Atlanta Constitution.
“The Principles of the Art of Con-
versation” Is the title of a much need-
ed manual for good society that ia soon
to be published. The bust principle*
we know unytliing about for the art ol
conversation lire one good talker an!
the same number of good listeners. —
Motion Herald.
ABOUT AN KVBN THING
He drove up to e baker's in e laun
dry wagon end entered the plaoe and
asked:
“Have you boston baked beans?”
“Yes, sir."
“baked in Doeton, were they?"
“No, sir; In Detroit."
'Then what right have you to call
’em boston baked beans?”
“You own a laundry, don't you?”
"Ido."
“It is the Princess Laundry, Isn’t it?”
"Yes, sir."
“Is it run by a Princosa?”
"N-o-a. but-”
“Then what right havo you to call it
the Princess Laundry?”
The laundry man took four dishes of
boans.--Detroit Freo Press.
Various shades of plum color ire snperaed-
u>g tin U.litro,*. of ths mmou Just past
Advice to Consumptives.
Oa tbs anpssraoos of the first symptoms, as
KJPfral debility, loss of appctttr, pallor,
ibllly ssnssliuas, foliowsd by n'gut swrsts
sod couirh. iiniiini' - - -
HE
IERREIXS
y n'gul
of relle
>u*b, prompt mss_____________
be takes Consumption Is scrofulous discs
"( II
scrof
turf
rpvrt^l superior to cod llvsr oU as s I
tve ami unsurpassed as a pectoral. For
—_ , ______irs ass tbs areal aatl-
•crofulous or blood-purifier sod slrructb re-
ror, Ur. Vries's “Uoldeu Medical Dla-
'i'ry." Superior to cod liver otl as s uutrl-
ot tbe Ilium; therefore use tile a rest suit
ms or bit ‘
e's '
or tt
PSSSI
Uhl,
i uo
Price
ceut
As»e-tat.ou, OIVI Mslu
Wt*aU lime
unsurpassed as a lie torsi. For
itcs, spitting of blood, aud klndrad
sft.'cUona, ft has uo equal. Hold by drug-
kials. For Ur. Vrlce’a treatise on cousuinm
tlou, tend 10 ceuts lu World’s
Uisienaarv Medical Assr
street, Buffalo, N. V.
Tramp (meeting dude ou the street)—“Bay,
young feller, cau't you give a poor geutle-
uiau a fear pennies I”
Cough* and ColdIs. Those who are suffer-
ing from Coughs. Colds, Pore Tliroat. etc,
should try Brown’s Bboncuial Tkocurs.
Sold only in bores.
Many a young lady Is perfect In
pressing Autumn leaves] who leaves all
the pressing of her clothes lot bur aged
mother to perform
Tbe minister wus dining with tho
family, and Dubby thus spoke out:
"Ms, what’s an adjective?” Ilia moth-
er explained the meaning of the word,
and then foolishly asked him why be
wanted to know, "because I hoard
pa say that i lie sermon this morning was
a dayv.lisli poor one; and when 1 asked
him to tell me what 'day vilish' was,
he said it was an adjective.”
The wrong chair.—He had been look-
ing upon the whisky when it was a
rich russet color, and he dropped into
the dentist’s chair with a sigh that
blew out tho window shades and sank
into a trance-like slumber. Whin hu
awoke a few moments lator and saw
seven of his best teeth exhibited on
the stand he exolaimed: “Now, 'f you
cot through foolin’, gimme shampoo
an’ hair-cot.”
It was one of Joseph's old dreams that first
nggested
Sheaf."
Osepl
tho patriotic son; - Hall to tbo
Baser firs Jy rtllvrvf tile"psl7t|"o7inulilsrif "el'aml
b.rhsTiV,:Tr,°.;f7s.o|*. ksambsi k
womanhood. Tt isplsiunt lo (hi lasts u<l mar bn
taken at nil tlm*# With perfect safety. Pries, $1.
J. s. m ebbill lIki." aA1; !»«« Vron !3f. lo o ia-
The best and surest Beatsdy for Cart ef
all diseases caused by any derangement of
tba Liver, K nine ye, Stomach and Bowels.
Dyspepsia, Kick Headache, Coa.tlp.tloa,
Bilious Complalnta and Malaria of all kiads
yield readily to tbe beneficent Influence of
Tonic
Is prmsr«'l oolaljr for the
cure of complaints which
attlut ail woaaukiud. It
alvaa toae and •tr«n«Ui to
Vna uterine organs, and
PILLsSr
Tho ONKAT LIV«R
R__
»*wr the cute of all Ueorderaef the nu-macl .
wale. K itinera, Uladder, Kerr one Dteeaeea. I
of Appetite, Headache, Coetiveaeeo. ludleislM*
Blliuueiieee. Fe»er. lulainiualiou of tne Bowel*.
FUee. an l all lerangewenuofibeiuterual«tecem.
Purely r*g«uble. coulelulu* Lu inereurj. UalnenJa
or delaUriiiue druge.
Frloe, so eont* par box. fluid bj aU Irufgfcta.
DY8PEF8IA I
OR. HAIIWAY'I riLLI s*e s save tm
Ible complaint. Tbef reetore etrefiftb to Si
iloma. li aud arable II lo prof)
The ejiiiptoine of Dyepepefa dli
them the liability of tf ------
ake C
observe w
lug diet.
tlie medicine
bat we saj ia ** Jalne
Ud .1
• rM-nd a Uttar aUmp to OK. KADWAT M
CO., No. :I4 Warrex Street, New Vwrib
for '* Fal,e and Traa.*'
V ittPWAfs
THE YOUTH’S COMPANION
*'•• recently born lurroxacU lu *lx<\ niaklnx It
by far tbo cbcajrf'at UluatratfU Family Wn-k
ly i tlbUshed. i hat it toblicblr approvlato<l U
ly published. That it Ishlttbly appreciate
riicw u t»v tbe fact that li b»a wou lt» way i
4(N),U00 families. Tbe publishers issue a new
Auuouncomcut and Calendar, sbowloif In-
» re Med attractions for the new year. If fl 7ft
b sent uow, it will i ay for Tux Companion
to January, IdMt. and you w ill receive the ad-
m'rahle DwtblstbiBtelTlMf sad Chfblau
Numtiers, and other weekly issues to Jauuary
1st, free.
The latest addition to tbe lilac shades Is
ku iwn as gloxlula.
*'l)o you play on tho planoH” naked
tbo landlady of a young man who was
coining to board with her. “Why-er-
not usually, of course; but I think I did
indulgo in a little game of draw on the
piano once, when tbo boys couldn't
tind a table.11
Youthful Indulgence
In pernicious practices pursued In solitude, is
* BOft •tartluii* c*U9H of m rvousand ftDSril
dtbllltv, la«k of wlf’COofldsiM mid will 1
power, lapatetd memory, des ondency,*td
"Mi r sttentlanU of wrecked manhood. Buff :
erert sboul<l addrcRA with 10 ceute tn stamp*, |
for Ibrue illustratrd trcMllse, point ini; nut [
unfall'ng rii-aiiA of perfect « ure. World’s
Diapens.irv Medical Association, 088 Mali:
ctreet, Buffalo, N. Y.
Oh, why don't more men put an enemv into
their braloB to steal away their mouths!
Lung Troubles and Wasting
Dlfeases can no cured, If nroperlv treate 1 !n
Ubw, • * tbowa bj 'li-' U llowto i statemea toy
t>. C. Freeman, Sydney: "Haring been h
L*rrat sufTerer from pulmonary attache, and
gradually wanting away for the i a*t two
years. It affords inn pleasure to testify that
Bcott’a Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Lime
DR. RADWAY’8
SARSAPARILLIAN
RESOLVENT
RutlSs up the brokeo-dowo conatltwtlea, purtlSP
the MeeS^reetoriof heailb aud ri|ur, $ui4 kW
lims heady lEinr
For the relief end cm* of ail pains, CouaeaUSIS
and Infleiuiiiutlun*. 30 rie. a buttle.
el uswat s co.. u Vixir.i rruzr. FIW TOO.
A GRAND OFFER!
Solid Rolled Gold Rlnys almost
OIVIDW AWATI
It is pleasant to ths taste, tones op the
system, restores and preserves health.
It Is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to
prove beneficial, both to old aad young.
As n Blood Purifier It Is superior to sll
others. Sold everywhere at fil .00 a bottle.
aud Hods has
Is! Ill1
aud
given me great relief,
cheerfully recommend It to aU sutTemuc in a
similar wav lo myself. In addition, 1 would
say that it is very pleasant to take.”
Little Uuth sat at tbe table aud beard
each remark made as tbe plaice were
passed. Oue wantod a "small piece,1
another "a very little,’1 etc. When it
came her turn she reached her plate
out eagerly toward the covered food,
"I'll tnko too much, if 'oo please,
papa,” she said, with naive sincerity.
"I’m going ’o whip you sir," he wrote.
‘ For printing that pleco on me:
I’ll teacn you to rail at a man of note;
My name ia Smith," wrote he.
He Had Reasons.
Among tho ^vehicles on tht market
the other day was a one-horse wagon
in which was a barrel of cider. A citi-
xen who was evidently spying arounc
for something of the sort approached
tho owner of the cider aud asked:
"Is your cidor new P”
"Of course.11
"Mako it out of apples P”
"Certainly I did.11
“Reduce it with water P”
"No, sir.11
"Are those straws around the bung
real wheat straws from the farm, o>
only artificial?”
"What do you take me for 1” indig
nantly exclaimed the farmer.
"Keep cool, my friend. Were thf
apples windfalls or regular cider ap
plesP”
"You go on ! I don't believe you
ever saw ciderHuade!”
"Ah ! old boy, there's the pinch!
I used to innke 200 barrels a year in s
cellar up tho street, and the only use
wo made of apples was to keep a peck
in the window up stairs for h blind !
I’m buying now, and that's why I’m
so particular.11—Detroit Fret Press.
But when he came In, with a whoop and
howl.
To seek the editor** blood,
A brawny printer caught him foul
And stabbed him through with tbe office
towel,
Andbe fell with a heavy thud.
Velvet Is still to be tbe standard materia]
for dressy millncry, and several novelties are
shown.
Veils are coming back l nto favor.
Gold handled umbrellas are coming Into
fashion.
Mrs. fiherwood, writing from Paris, says
hat tight licit'?, lruu ense bustles and hl”li
fats are doomed.
Many of tbe new ostrich tips are change-
able. or cNe speckled wltb a darker shade, or
a contrasting color.
Philadelphia Is Just the place for the cele-
bration of centennials. One gets an Idea of
how thimrs were one hundred years ago when
be visits tbe (Juak< r town.
Lamar. Mo., See Her Boom.
Destined to become a great city—two rail-
roads, three more building. Farmers, busi-
ness men, merchants, speculators buying on
unt of mild climate aud rich lauds, so
p aud deatlned to become worth tnou-
s oer acre. You cannot get there too
If a o i ouly buy five or teu acres it
Prut Cod Liver Oil made from selected
lift > a, <>L ft* Aora by Haaard, Hasan!4b < o>,
N Y - Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients
prefer I! to all others. Pbyetaiuns have de-
cided it supci lor to any other oils In market
UBAPFBD Hands, Fa< X, PlMFLSSandrONffjfi
skin cured bv using Juniper 'Par Boap mads
bv Haaard. liazard A Co. New York.
Catarrh Cured.
A clergyman, after years of suffering from
that loakaSOXM 'I H’ase, <atttirh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last foQOd a
prescription wbleb COfBplotSly cured and saved
him from death. Any sufferer from this
dreadful disease sending a self-addressed
stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Lawrence,
.itrj East Oth 8t., New York, will receive the
recloe free of charge.
Consumption Su.ely Cured.
To the Editor:—
Please Inform your readers thst 1 havs a
positive remedy for the above named disease.
By Its timely use thousands of hostess case*
have been permanently cured. I shall be
glad to send two bottles of my remedy fh*'*
to auy of your readers who have consumption
If they will scud me their Express aud P. O.
address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM, M.U.,181
FOR ALL DISORDERS OF TH£
Stomach, Liver
tai“ and Bowels
—TAKE-
PACIFIC
BTiticrrr/v vegetable.
Ctrax CowrrnuTiON. Indioistioic, Dtspefsla,
Pilbs, Kick llBAnArnx,I.ivkrComplaints, Lose
or ArPHTITS* UlLlOL’SNXSS. Nxrvoubx sss. JAirar
DICl, KTO. PRICE, S3 cen >.
PACIFIO MANUFACTURING CO..SI.' QUIS.Mn,
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| CiUCt' f thB o ld<
A. L. SMI
xpress au
Pearl St., New York.
aeci
die
quick. If \ o i ouly buy five or teu acres It will
lead to a fortune. Go and see for yourself.
For particulars VV. Small, Jr., Kansas City,
Mo., or G. M. MiLi.xit A Co., Lamar, Mo.
8he—"Why, Charlie, what a pile of letters.
Billets doux, I suppose?” "Not at my time
of life, my dear. Bltlles over due.”
The Bilious,
drspsptle, constipated, should address, with
if) cents in stamps for treatise, World’s Dls-
; ensnry Medical Association, 683 Main Street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
There seems to be s painful lack of center-
hoard about tbe New York Base ball Club.
Itching Piles.
Ftmftoms— Moisture; Intense Itching snd
stinting, most st nlijlit; worse bv scratching
If allowed to continue tumors form which
often bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore.
8watnx’s Ointment stops the Itching snd
ll«eding, heals ulceration, and lu manv
esses removes tho tumors, it Is equally
efficacious In curing ail Fkln Diseases. DK.
W AYNE A SON, Proprietors, Philadelphia.
Mvatnf.’s Ointment can be obtained of drug-
Fwatnx’s Ointment can t
gists. Bent by mall for 50 cents.
Mr*. Willie Actor Is a good performer on
ibe inindolln. having learned It
husband was minister In Rome.
ilic inindolln. bavin;
while her
No Grammar In Hie.
Master Rob i( s Saginaw small bo,
who will one day abed considerable lus-
ter on tlie Sawdust City. His elder
brother, • youth of 9 years, reproved
him recently for his careless speech.
“If 1 talked ns bard ns you do, Rub,
I'd learn some grammar," be said
sneeringly.
“Don't want to lenrn grammar,”
answered Master Rob. “Can talk bard
'nougb now."
"Well, yon’II know more when
you’re older," retorted Jim.
In a few days Jim fell off a blgb
fence and broke hls oollar bone.
“There," said the small Rob when j
be heard of It, "1 don't know much
grammar, bnt I ain't eucb a fool as U
go and break my collar bone, either.”
-Detroit Free Trees.
P.rs, i'*r[T*SDcnt .nd complete are the
cur,, of Mllous nnd Intermittent dl.e«»c^
made bv Prkddv Ash Bittern. !>y,pet>*ln,«en-
rral debility, habitual con.tlpation, liver nnd
kldeev romninbii, arc speedily eradicated
from the «y«tcm. It di.iofecta, elean.ei and
r-llinnate. nil malaria. Health and vluor are
obtained more rat i llv and permaaeally by
the u.e of this yre.i natural antidote than by
tedy ‘
j.e <
any other trel
blond purifier and tonic
rmedy heretofore known. A. a
1 purltler an l tonic It brink* health, re-
d energy aud vitality to n woru and dls-
cewed ene.r^
cased body.
A mai
blnk to<
A man wa. arrnlttned on Saturday for rob-
nk liackineo. Uo must bon criminal of
extraordinary ability.
A Doctor Like a Mole.
Wliy ia a poor doctor like a mold Von can
track'Idui by hia boles ia tbe kronnd. If front
the effects of coa.bs, cold or cratn|) colic,
lake luylor'. Cherokee Remedyot SwcetUuin
and Mullein.
A married man can alwaya pack a trunk
more caalty than a bachelor can. He gets bla
wife to do it for him.
• IKHHU WINK.
Tf yan li.rr harhod wtr, fence,, keep ST afar-
nary t'arbollaalve In your stables. It
Best, easiest to use and cheat eat. Plso’s
Remedy for Catarrh. By driunists. 80c.
MARVELOUS
MEMORY
DISCOVERY.
Wholly Unllko Artificial ftrstrmo.
Any Hook Lrnrued In One Itn«tling
Bsoommeodod by Mark Twain. RiriuHD Proc-
tor, tho 8. IfDil-t, FI * >n*. W. W. Astor, Judah P.
Benjamin, Dr. Minor, etc. Clnenof lUOC'olumbiu Uw
Students: VO nt MnrMen ; 2S0 At Norwich ; 3To at
Oberlln (‘ollcfret two CIuab«'h «>f 9tH> each at Yalej
4 *1 at lJnlv*Thlty of renn.. l’hlla : 4<m at WclIrMlcy
Oolletc*, and three lar**- (Hanks at Cliataiuiua Uitl-
verslty. etc. ProNpecttis tout mica from
Prof. LoIMRTTE. *J3T 5tl» Av„N>w York.
c®apais
I Tho troatmont of many thousands of cases
of thos« chronic weaknesses mid distressing
! ailments peculiar to females, at the Invalids'
I Hotel and Surgical liiftitute, Buffalo, N. Y.,
has afforded a vaat experience in nicely adspt-
inj and thoroughly testing remedlss for tbo
cure of woman’s peculiar maladies.
Dr. Pierce’* luvoi lto Preacrlptlon
Is the outgrowth, or result,, of this great and
valuable experience. Thousanda of testimo-
nials, received from patients and from fihyti-
dans who hsvs tested it in the n< re HaTra-
ited and olMtinnte cases wh.eh had lotted
pnnntar Flat IU«4. Ptdaa IInbImm Cohm,
OIambmS BBtllMH.SS*. MO bbaU.
Tk# »W»i r«li r*vr«..i,t,ii .f «k« l*t**t u4 ■NtMiltfisAa*
■intlMUrst la lb* ring lib,. Tk* fttcM me baa., ieie usiysih^
KBNfl* I* l*Uoflu«. *ur ItSl, w« g kiiaal*. ta«k et ik* *k**«
rlagat* be me4e et S«l<4 11a. )Uil*4 W.U PUI*. W A«> 4mJw*
•karg. tram SI.0® tj *1 10 let flag* b.t kail M f**4. WawlM
ck**sf*lJy r*f**4 Ik* meeey Um fiisstkiAH •uau-a-.t * Will
•o-k rt** me Mti «•» 1+tte lll*ttr*l*4 el Wehekee,
Ckalna, Ckart*. aafl elk.r femelry. We take pttlemt tUmmltm
eeme a. ratb. V R **• istl feel »M4 k* aay 1* Ik* VbM*S
Slat*. kt«l b.t I* CbtiaJ* Hab.. U iMMf. S..4 feet 14 item W
The I)o wsitlo » fg. Oo. W all ingfor J, Oona.
Our ITrw Htorr, which w. uow oc.|u
about 3 .err. of Floor Spat.?
Th, Bl'YKlta* M int la
U.uctl Nr,It. Md March,
ttl '*■ •• rear, n- .in.
M l>„ lir,.-, Illior.r
3,600 II1 list mtloisa — si
»bI»»Ib Flctar* (Jallrrw.
OIVES UholraalB Price.
direct to eenaifmer# on all goods for
personal or family use. Telia how to
order, anil gives exert rost of every-
tiling you n»e, eat, drink, wear, or
have fan with. These IIV V ALU A IB LB
BOOK* contain Information glcanoA
from the markets of the world. A
copy sent FREE upon rerelpt of
10 eta. to defray expense of moiling.
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
111-114 Michigan A tenne, C til rage. 111.
*KNI> YOUR OBUKII1 TO
ZieeclM du CoiUxling,
•UCCXBSoRa TO CLARK A Cl ASM.
Railroad Planjng Mill,
UaIIaw, Tojxstat
Msnufscfnrers Sst-h. Doors/. Blinds, Moldlggs.
Brackets, Counters, i^crol] sawing, Turir-
ing and all Wood Work.
Roaattcs, Corner Blocka and Beadad Cat 1 nos a
Specialty.
Ely’s Cre,in B,lin
-jXjwCOLD in HEAD.
_ i cures i _
Not a Liquid or Snuff.
\pply Palm Into r*ch noatrll.
l^fleuV,ll lv llru. .SSOrcenwIcIl .t, H.T.
s
3
1
$
vatod and otmtlnate eases v
! their skill, prove it to be t lie most wonderful
remedy ever devised for the relief and cure of
suffering women. It is not recommended as a
“cure-all,” but ns a most perfuct Specific for
’• peculiar ailments.
woman's poowllnr ailments
As s powerful, in vi
mparts strength to
to the womh and
gorntlng tonic,
fun wholo eyfitein,
idage
RHEUMATISM,
to
Itii appen
worked^ " w<
I "i ','<i i, l. "worn-out,”
down,” debilitated teachers, mllllnen,
dreminakera. ecainstn'Mses, “shop-girl*,” house-
keepers, nursing motlicra, ami feehie women
generally, I)r. P force’s Favorite Prescript ion
la the greatest esrthlv boon, being unequoled
aa an appetizing cordial and rostorstive tonic.
A* h aoolhlug and elrengilieiilug
nervine, "nvorts Prescrfntion” Is une-
qualed and ie Invaiuahle in alinyina nnd sub-
duing nervous excitability, irritability, ex-
haustion, prostrati'>n. h cria, SjWMB— —d
* dietreaaing, nervous symptoi
Neuralgia, Headache. Sor, Throat, Sprains,
Bruises, Burns, Wounds, Lama Back,
And All Paint 01 An Inflammatory Nature
Mold by IFruggUts. 60c. nnd 81.00.
MONO llOOK. MAILED FREE.
^ Address WIZARD OIL CO.,
fesaeafli
her diet reeeing, ne
t moiily attendant, upon
disease of the womb. It Indu
j sleep and relieve* montrl anxiety and
»udr
YOU* *ympt4>niB com-
fuiictionai and orgnnlo
cea refreshing
xiety ami de-
CAT,
ARRHr««y F
o grral • o*r failk w# cm cur* jfoa,<
uff*nr, me *111 mail *B«>ngh
tee. )«. 8. Lain**»*csi k Co.. N*w*ik.
IP
Inai'j ( urbolUalvk In jour
s without a scar and renew* in* nair us
iml color. 50 cents and $1.00 at Drug-
■>(« nr by aalL Col.* Co , Black Rly.i
Falla. Wla.
F0»|f||||\|AND
BEAST,
Mexican
Mustang Liniment
The LMBiberioinn need* It In com of accident.
The II oaae wife need* it for general family vie.
The Mechanic noeda 11 always on hi* work
tench.
The Miner need* It tn com of emergency.
The Pioneer need* it—can t get slung With
ml It.
The Farmer need* Ik in hi* house, hi* • table,
md hi* stack yard.
The Ateamheat man er the Boatman need*
* in liberal anppiy afloat and aahur*.
The IIonto-fancier need* I* hi* he*t
trlend sad Mii»t rehooce.
tpoudenor.
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite PreaerlpMon
la a legitimate mcdlelnc, carefully
i com|K)uuued by au cxperleneed and akiliful
physirinn. and adaptrd to woman's delicate
organIziitIon. It Id purely vegetable In Its
composition end iwifoctlv harm Irs* |q it*
effect* in any condition of the system. For
morning sickn?***, or nausea, fn»rn whatever
c«us«> arising, weak stomacli. Indigestion, dys-
prpsia an'! kindred eymptoma, u« use, in small
aoeeo, will prove very beneficial.
u Favorite Prescription ” la a posi-
tive euro for the most com plicated end ob-
stinate cases of leuoorrheo, excessive flowing,
painful menstruation, unnntuntl *uppreaaione,
nrolapsuo, or falling of the womb, weak lack,
f«!mai« weakncaa," nnteversion, retroversion,
bearing-down sensations, chronic congestion,
inflammation and ulceration of the womb. In-
flammation, pain and tenderness in ovaries,
oocornpanl«>d with ’’internal iicat.”
As n regulator and promoter of func-
tional action, at. that critical prrlod of change
from irlrlhtNxl to womanhood, “Favorite Pra-
scrlptlon ” in a r»orf(»etly safe remedial agent,
and tun produce onlv good result*. It is
equally effioocious and \nlusblc in its effects
when tAkcn for those disorders and derange-
ments Incident to that later and most critical
period, known as “The Change of Life.”
M Favorite Prescription**’ when taken
In connection with the use of Dr. Ploroe’g
Golden Medical Discovery, and small laxative
doses of Dr. Pierce's Purgative Pellet* (Little
Liver Pills), cures Liver, Kldnev snd Itiadder
diseases. Their combined use also removes
blood talutJL and abolishes cancerous ana
scrofulous humors from the system.
“Favorite Prescription ** is the only
medicine for women, sold by druggists, under
a positive guarantee, from the inanu-
fa< tiirers, thatlt will give sat Isf action in every
case, or money will Iw refunded. This guaran-
Iav» has l>ccn printed on the bottle-wrapper,
and faithfully carried out for many yearn.
b^rvirw^40^) *,,o°* °r f>x
illo*( rated Treaties on Diseases of
Hi* Old i e • * O'U ■«>
B■ Dr. latino Thompson'* M
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Foster, W. E. The Canton Telephone. (Canton, Tex.), Vol. 6, No. 21, Ed. 1 Friday, November 25, 1887, newspaper, November 25, 1887; Canton, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1142883/m1/3/?q=Lamar+University: accessed June 2, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Van Zandt County Library.