The Deport Times (Deport, Tex.), Vol. 24, No. 47, Ed. 1 Friday, December 30, 1932 Page: 4 of 8
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WE WISH FOR OUR PATRONS,
OLD AND NEW
As Prosperous
AS WE HOPE TO ENJOY OURSELVES
It is a feeling of happiness to wish you, one
and all, a more Prosperous New Year.
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You have given us a good share of your busi-
ness this year and we are indeed grateful, 'z
It is our desire to serve you in such a way as
to make you feel welcome and at home in our
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GREETINGS!
TO OUR FRIENDS:
Our wish for Prosperity is more fervent and our
wish for your Happiness is more earnest.
Your patronage in 1932 has been appreciated
and we are striving to merit its ^continuance in 1983.-
Both New and Old—Our New Year message car-
ries more than the usual meaning.
efforts to
er vrivrr.
e business men are so
talking about the depres-
hat they haven’t time to
ollars out of hiding with
leas end advertising. But
are a few business insti-
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ng and putting forth
get business
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his inner parts a
and his bank roll
hardeneth in the «
life, and his heart
ing to keep the furioc
Sorrow and bill collect
loweth him all the dayi
life and when he is £
to his fathers, the n<
sayeth, “How much
leave?” Lo, he hath lei
And his widow rejoice!
new coupe and maketh
a young sheik that slid
hair and playeth a nifty gar
of golluf.
Woe is man! And from t!
day of his birth to the tfal
when earth knowth hin\^
Dust <e
Man is of few days and full
of trouble. He laboreth all the
days of his youth to pay for a
gasoline chariot, and when at
last the task is finished, lo, the
thing is junk and he needth an-
other. He planteth com in the
earth and tilleth it diligently,
he and his servants and his
asses, and when the harvest is
gathered into the barns, he
oweth the landlord eight dol-
lars and forty cents more than
the crop is worth. He borrow-
eth money of the lenders to
buy pork and molasses and gas-
oline, and the interest eateth
up all he hath.
He begets sons and daugh-
ters and educateth them to
smoke cigarettes and wear a
white collar, and, lo, they have
soft hands and neither labor in
the fields nor anywhere under
the sun. The children of his
loins are ornery, and one of
them becometh a lawyer and
another sticketh up a filling sta-
tion and maketh whoopee with
the substance thereof.
He goeth forth in the morn-
ing on-the road that leadeth to
the city and a jitney smiteth
him so that ibis ribs project
through his epidermis. He .
drinketh a drink of whoopee in the
juice to forget his sorrow’s and j you stay and have tea?”
more, he laboreth for bread
catcheth the devil. i
was in the beginning, and now
his name is mud. — Rotary
Punch.
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Give Her Some Catnip
Mrs. Gabb: “So your huo-
band objects to cats?” .
Mrs. Stabb: “Yes, indeed.
He says that I feed all the cats
i“ th.2 neighborhood. Won’t
the joints?
year,
which made to pay a pretty penny
CLIP AND COMMENT
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We wish to express our ap-
preciation to these subscribers
who have placed credits to their
subscriptions and welcome those
whose names are placed on our
lists as new subscribers:
J. C. Coyle
G. C. Myers
Mrs. A. E. Ball
W. H. Horten
J. A. Griffin
Joe Antone
Sid Grant
Roy Gullion
Mrs. Hattie Garrett
J. J. Bybee
J. H. Friday
Mrs. E. K. Gunn
Mrs. Eula Bell
W. A. Anderson
prosperity it had enjoyed in
.He said:
“Perhaps the greatest con-
tributing cause is the fact that
HONOR ROLL DEPORT
TIMES SUBSCRIBERS
Regular 50c broom for 10c—
Saturday from 9 until 12 o’clock.
D. H. Baker Furniture Co.
“The House that Sells for Less”
15 North Main Street
Paris, Texas
jpotamus
lood thru
That there are more inmates
off _ ■“
state than in any 16 other
states combined.
That when a hip;
is excited he exudes t
the pores of his skin.
That Schopenhauer, the Ger-
man philosopher, never paid a
if a test well for ofl being drill-
ed develops into a producer.
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Rastus, thoroughly married
darkey, was one day approach-
ed by a life insurance agent.
“Better let me write you a
policy, Rastus,” he suggested
diplomatically.
“No, sah!” declared Rastus
emphatically. “Ah ain’t
safe at home as it am!”
__ ____ _ If we’d only had plenty of
tract”that "statementhe wrote i”,on,,y. *« have done
for his news eolmnns last week !?5 of «oo<' thls Christmas,
in which he said “all influenza ^e could have sent Homer
eases of the present epidemic ^r,c‘- »' ‘ft Marshall Morning
are mild." He went home on Sew.s’ Ashley Evans of the
Bonham Favorite and Sam Hol-
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bunch of new catfish hooks.—
Clarksville Times.
That Clarksville editor is angl-
ing for a bid to one of our fish
frys. If he got invited he
would probably want to doll the
fish up with catsup, lemon juice,
tobasco and worchester sauce
until the poor cat would neith-
er look nor taste like fish.
pushing up with the arms from
a reclining position and raising
the trunk from the same posi-
tion without lifting the feet.
Drunk: “Believe it or not,
offsher, I’m huntin’ for a park-
in’ plash.”
Officer: “But you haven’t an
automobile.”
Drunk: "Yesh, I have. It’s
in the parkin’ plash I’m lookin’
for.”
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The Times editor wants to re-1
He went home on
flmllo-y o' ‘he Deport Times
which was his third since 1918.
His temperature ran just as
high and his fbints and mus-
cles, particularly his back,‘ached
just as much as upon other oc-
casions.
something is wrong,
correct posture stretch the
arms above the head until the
new’s- bacjf js arched and the chest
high. Then with elbows pulled
all the way down, draw the
hands down to the shoulders,
head back,
general position of the body,
return the hands tQ the sides
and you will find yourself stand-
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ape not in accord, and both (correcting bad posture include
"fought him when he rnnounced
Tor representative. We suspect
Wright Patman will go right
along voting his sentiments for
the best interest of all the peo-
Tie. whether he votes with the
majority or minority, just
he has done in the past.
With the second largest gold
supply of any nation in the
work* in its vaults, and spend-
ing 1600,000,000 annually on its
army and navy, France has
created much ill will in this
country by her-default of $19,-
200,000 debt installment. Dur-
ing and immediately after the
war the United States paid
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River damages incurred by the U. S.
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fifty-ninth and sixtieth have war and sold her following the
been the hardest. ‘Smaller, re- war, billions of dollars worth of
pression rheumatism worrying materials that had been ship-
An unusual statement was
insane asylums in New Yorlt' published some time ago in the
to than in any 16 other j News-Gazette, Champaign, Bl.,
(signed by E. L. Murdock, head
i of a former leading ladies’
ready-to-wear store, which had
closed its doors to avoid being
thrown into bankruptcy.
In this statement the mer-
bill that had his name spelled chant set forth the principal
incorrectly.
That Nero considered him-
self the greatest poet of all
time and had the death sen-
The Clarksville Times has ____
Just completed sixty years of France’ millions'"^ dollars ’ for
useful service to Red River damages incurred by the U. S.
14 J?y,^the ‘roop* in the. prosecution of the
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Smatter, re- wart billions of dollars worth of!
ped there for about one-tenth i
— . their actual value. American
Counting the letters to Santa tourists spend many millions of
Claus in la<t week’s issue of dollars in France every .
The Times, we learn there were and unless that country pays
exactly 140. There is not an- just obligation tourist trade
other newspaper in this section from America in that country
that printed half that many.l w'» I* light in 1933, and those
The Times is proud of its many luke warm Americans who
tittle friends and appreciates' would visit that country, should
the hearty manner in which be made to pay a pretty penny
they responded to our invitation tor their passports,
to send their letters to us for
publication.
With a country daily
paper in each end of his dis-
trict. at Paris and Texarkana,
■advising him w' ether he voted
right or wrong on this or that
- measure in congress, Wright
Patman should have a lot of
fun reading their comments
and advice. The country dailies]ing perfectly.
The
$100 scholarship in Tyler Com-
mercial College and School of
Business Administration of Ty-
ler, Texas. If you are inter-
ested in a business training, we
can conscientiously recommend
this school to our friends. It
is one of the most substantial
and well known schools in the
entire southwest. Business con-
cerns say their graduates are
well trained and they prefer to
employ them. We can offer
you a saving in the cost of this
scholarship if you will get in
touch with us.
The Deport Times.
cause we thought the rate wa4
i too high, discontinued all ad-
vertising in the News-Gazette.
We tried other forms of adver-
tising to supplant the News-
Gazette, but found none effect-
ive. Our business continued on
the down grade. Seemingly
our friends had forgotten us.
The fault was ours.”
In every city and town ther j
are stores which have made
the serious mistake to which
Mr. Murdock confesses in such
a manly fashion.
Editor Sam Fryar of the
Clarksville Times prints a piece
in his paper saying that female
■voices are now as popular over
I..-.1 radio as those Ixdonging to
I the sterner sex. We don’t know
1 whether it’s the softening in-
I fluence of Christmas or his at-
tempt to get sweet with the
[ ladies that caused him to devote
f five inches of perfectly good
.space to such nonsense. > ... ,, _
never listens to anything ex.- ^e wall first.
cept Amos n Andy over x , .
radio and never visits a pic-! *s head, it is not so bad,
I ture show unless Will Rogers
I la the leading character.
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reasons for the store’s failure
to maintain the prestige and
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times past.
tence passed on all contempor-
ary poets who challenged him. - « u
m u t! • x tour years ago our firm, be-
That hydrophobia is not caus-
ed by canine saliva, as is com-
monly believed, but by phlegm
. contained in the bronchial tubes
of the animal.
That when crows are feeding
they always place a sentinel on
look-out duty.
That there is three cents
worth of gold in every ton of
water.
That if you get caught in
quicksand, you can save your-
self by lying flat on your back
and rolling to the edge.
That in many states em-
balmers are not permitted to
serve on juries.
That Oscar Wilde, was con-
sidered the greatest dandy of
his day despite the fact that he
seldom bathed.
That the chemical value of
the human body has dropped
from 97 cents in 1929 to 59
cents today.
That the reason the Olympic
games were never held in the
United States befor^ was the
refusal of foreign nations to
finance the long trips.
That the fashion in the time
of Sir Walter Raleigh was to
cut dainty holes in coat sleeves
so your friends could see your
pretty underwear.
That thin people really suffer
more from the heat than stout
people.
That the first use made of
gunpowder in England was to
blow criminals to death through
the mouth of a cannon.
That due to heat expansion,
In all his 73 years, Lincoln
Nehunt of Dawsonville, Ga.,
has never had a haircut, a
shave, worn a hat, been inside
of a schoolhouse, church, or
court, used tobacco in any
form, or tasted liquor or coffee.
If the constitution of this
country is anything more than
a scrap of paper, all this talk
about congress repealing the
Eighteenth amendment is a lot
•of hoey, and such misstate-
ments are creating wrong im-
■preAsions upon the minds of
many. Congress cannot repeal
any constitutional amendment
adopted by the people, but it
can authorize a vote of the peo-
ifio to determine if one shall
be repealed, and a vote of two-
" thirds of the states is neces-
aary for repeal. The prohibit-
ion repeal amendment has a
long, rough road over which to
travel before it ceases to be a
law. and its progress will be
hotly contested at every step
by the drys, who are now or-
An excellent test for correct
posture, says Marguerite Agniel
in the Parents’ Magazine, is to
stand facing the wall, placing
the hands against the wall-in
front of the thighs so that the
palms jM)int upward. Now no-
Snm tire which part oL_.the body! the Eiffel tower is 7^ inches
If it is taller in summer than in win-
the^the chest, well and good; if it ter.
’ That the portraits of living
but if the stomach touches first people are never used in en-
To attain gravings on bank notes.
That in Spain, Christmas
gifts are only given to servants.
That elephants weep the
same as human beings when
they are unhappy.
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to wish you everything necessary
to provide you
A Happy New Year
Mrs. J.IH. Mo
Insurance Agent DIPCffi
With a word of Thanks for your Good Will and
to wish you everything necessary
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To Greet You
FRIDAY. DEC. 30, 1932
SUBflCKIPTlON PRICE
61.00 PER TEAR
91.00 Per Tear Outride of Lamar
and Rod River Countieo
INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE
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The Deport Times (Deport, Tex.), Vol. 24, No. 47, Ed. 1 Friday, December 30, 1932, newspaper, December 30, 1932; Deport, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1293033/m1/4/?q=Lamar+University: accessed June 5, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Red River County Public Library.