The Rattler (San Antonio, Tex.), Vol. 68, No. 12, Ed. 1 Friday, December 9, 1983 Page: 4 of 10
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p. 4, THE RATTLER, Dec. 9,1983
Santa, all We want
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S.M.
Dear Santa,
Irma
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Impressed
Monchichi
K.D.R.
LAZ
R. B. G.
TR 209
Sandy L.
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send
me
Pledge Class Fall '83
Dear Santa,
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Dear Santa,
Santa's Two Little Elfs
strange lately.
FNSTD
Your liTwin
Jo
R.G.
Jackson
Charlie
Linda Krollski
Sapopa Fuentes
Her Friend
"Z"
Ram R.
Jackie
Lisa
A.F.A.
T.J.
Someone Special
Stub
M.P.
T.
K.D.R.
Love And Wet Kisses, Sal
Please send John a Lambda Chi
bid. He's my friend.
FE
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TR 334
. P.S. I Love Ya!
Dear Santa,
Please
cle, a supply of napkins and a date
with Christine Brinkley. To the
Signed,
Pooh
Give Roy some reassurance in
virility. He has been getting
From 90% Angel
& Hot Dog Buns
Signed,
Hungry
To Joaquin,
Take away those sores on his
lips. Tell Kim where to look for in
the right places.
Love,
Matilde
Dear Santa,
Please give my best buddy a
trip to the Olympic Games and
front row seat too.
But, seriously, have a Merry
Christmas Carrie, Art, Janet, and
Roz. Take care, amigos. May the Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
Please send two bombs to the
Middle East, one for Begin and
one for Assad.
Dear Santa,
Please give enough no-doze to
Raul so he can stay awake for at
least one class.
Thanks
A Student
Love, Cleo
& V.A.M.P.
Signed
Foul Toch
Dear Santa,
Please tell Sherry, Emy, Obi
and Dave Bright that I love them
all.
Dear Santa,
Please give Javier B. a tender
night.
Dear Santa,
Tell mi amor "Te amo y Feliz
Navidad!"
Her Amigo,
Bishop Vicente
Love,
Arafat
Dear Santa,
Keep Eva and her blonde friend
together. Eve hates polyester!
Dear Santa,
Please tell all those girls to
leave me alone. That's against my
religion!
Dear Santa,
Send Anaelia a clue about how
fun it is be an ignorant freshman.
Santa,
Please fill my stocking with
what I've been waiting for 2^2
years.
Dear Santa,
Please send me someone I can
trust!
Signed,
Cold
Dear Santa,
Send the "Boss Lady" a Big
One'.
Dear Santa,
Send Monica V all my love and
understanding.
Dear Santa,
Please hire a translator for John
Ugwunne.
Dear Santa,
To David M.M.-a super duper
pooper scopper from his future
wife!
Dear Santa,
Please send Tom andJ.J. a new
can of Lysol with 10 free x-tra
uses!!
Love,
Shannon
Dear Santa,
Please send all the pretty, lone-
ly girls to my room (Marian 118)
for Christmas. Or at least the
lonely girls.
Dear Santa,
Send Matt, Darin, and Dan
enough candles to set the base-
ment on fire!
who I want for Christmas. Please
let T.M.H. get his head out of the
sand.
Signed,
Nie
Dear Santa,
Please let me be able to hang on
to a guy.
Dear Santa,
Please give hot Dave my hot
phone number for a hot date.
Hot Rox
Dear Santa,
Please get rid of all this
discrimination which exists at
our campus! That way we can all
share TOGETHER!
Dear Santa,
To Red: A bag of "bones"
To Springfield: A 21 I.D. and a
gun to remove all scum!
To Andy: A girl with emotional
stability and a mind of my own!!
EVERYTHING so I can like J.J.
Tobin.
Dear Santa,
Please put sterling silver in my
stocking.
Dear Santa,
Please don't let them forget to
pick up Lisa for Valentine's Day!
Merry Christmas, Cousin!
Santa,
Give C.R. what she really wants
J.A.R.
Dear Santa,
Please spare all the freshmen
girls from Dude fever or they will
be in for a big fall, next fall.
Concerned
Dear Santa,
This is to the cutest Geologist I
know.
When Ya Get Older, Losing
Your Hair
Many Years From Now
Should I still Be Sending You
Valentines,
Birthday Greetings, Bottles Of
Wine?
If You Stayed Out 'Till A
Quarter To Four
Should I Lock The Door?
Will I Still Need You, Should I
Still Feed you
When You're 64?
Santa,
I got Jane. Can I have Cheetah?
Tarzan
The Rattler's Production
Manager
Dear Santa,
Make NYU Law say "Yes". I
am Mexican and desperate.
Santa,
Please send Bro. Cumminsky a
heart for all of his Organic class.
A Concerned Student
Signed,
More Than A Friend
Dear Santa,
Please give Dan good English.
Letitia
Thank You,
Joe
Love,
A Few Select Crescents
You know what, or should I say
Dear Santa,
Could you please send me the
blueprints to my '83 fridge. I need
to find its hidden motor to keep
warm during these long and lone-
ly winter nights.
Terry and Patty
Thanks for everything!
Love,
Diamondback Staff
Santa,
Send me a girl my size!
Bongo At 250 lbs.
Santa,
Please send Katy C. some new
blue sweats!
Signed,
"Mayor" Bert
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Dear Santa,
Please help me to maintain my
grades and survive my finals and
next semester. A new boyfriend
wouldn't be too bad either!
Deserving
Sign u
Freaking Law Student
P.S. Anything over a "70" will do.
Dear Santa,
Please send us the following: a
personalized shot glass and the
red breasted bird, new ice trays,
matching clothes, an ethnic group
a little "light", a hair transplant
and a Puerto Rican.
Their Dudes Of
Chaminade Hilton
Love,^
Diane M.^
Dear Santa,
Tell all my friends on the Rat-
tler staff (esp. Art, Vince, Janet,
etc.) "Merry Christmas" and take
care! Thanks for everything!
Love,
Georgie the Amazon
Dear Santa,
Please grant Lucy Merriest Dear Santa,
Christmas ever. Please bring me good grades on
Love, my ^aw exams.
Dear Santa,
Make sure that all the 4th floor
AST's have a great Christmas.
Signed,
C.C.
P.S. Don't forget Rose and Patty
even if they're not AST's.
Dear Santa,
Tell Poo-Poo we still love him.
Love, the Girls
4th Floor East Wing
Dear Santa,
Please give that Special Lamb-
da Chi "Smurf" everything he
wants, for he deserves it and
please give him a special hug for
me.
Dear Santa,
Please send me Kelli for
Christmas.
Dear Santa,
Please replace the Rattler's
advertising manager who com-
plains too much. Send him to
Physical Plant or the cafeteria.
The Dummy's Friends
Dear Santa,
Please send me some Christmas
cookies because Grace didn't bake
me any, like she promised. p)ear Santa,
Dear Santa,
Thank Shannon, Mary P., Bren-
da, Jaime, Mary Beth, and
Denise, for helping me set my
alarm and keep my weight down
and also not letting them know
about each other.
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Dear Santa,
Please help Mimi "to be nor-
mal".
Please give Varmer a smaller
forehead. N g
Bobo nP
A „ Dear Santa,
uear bant a, Give au the ASTs a wonderful
Give Leticia what she wants on , ,
.1 2 . Christmas and anything they
the basement floor. - ° -
want.
Santa,
Please send those neurotic
women in Lourdes 119 a happy
life from the bringer of bears.
, o . Dear Santa,
Dear Santa, A , .
c , .LL. And at the same time give
Send me an electric blanket T . . ,
(they are more dependable than Letitia good Spanish. Ha! Ha!
the girls around here.) an ou
Dear Santa,
Let all the brothers of Lambda p g yOu better check your list 3
Chi Alpha have a great X-Mas. times for these
We love them all!
H.B.O. to
To All My Sorority Sister,
Have a very Happy Merry
X-Mas and a very Happy New
Y ear. Hope you all get everything
vou want.
Dear Santa,
Love, Please let B. Head and M. Head
Failing (the heads of St. Mary's) meet in
the right places.
J
Dear Mr. Claus,
Please send Tarika pretty
Jamaican girl.
Dear Santa,
Wish Yazmin a very Merry
Christmas and a Happy New
Year's. Send her some nice
flowers.
Dear Santa, , o
D1 £ . ‘ , Dear Santa,
Please pray for peace in the please bri
u:,rld and in our hearts. Dougherty Hall.
Love,
OGM
Dear Santa,
Please give "Hungry" a
bologna sandwish in his stocking.
foxy D.J., a new advertising Dear Santa,
manager. And to the sweet Boss Send Brendan. Good luck on
Lady, "Hello Kitty" T-shirts. UNL or wherever.
Dear Santa,
to the Douglass l‘-W endleassustva me thorstenstnto
Ram R. ciasses
good Lord be with you. Good Give Larry Benavides a "free-
Day. pass" to get into M.T. V.
Letitia Gear Santa,
Please give some more pecans,
as I have enjoyed the last bunch
so much.
Dear Santa,
Please tell the girls of Dougher-
ty lower A to stop watching
"General Hospital" so they can
act as they really are; just help
them "grow up".
Dear Santa,
Please give our pal Rodney a
memory bank big enough to in-
clude his passwork! Merry
Christmas Rodney!
The Rumantics
Dear Santa,
To my good friend , Georgy of
5-mile island, a championship
team for Poth and a live Def Lep- Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
Please separate Eva from her Dear Santa,
blonde friend so she'll notice me. Please kill sad Sam and give
him back to Patty as soon as
An Infatuated Admirer possible.
Dear Santa, Dear Santa-
To Bert Arias, a Merry X-Mas .Give,a, my_love to the
and a even better New Year. I’ll TBOPA INSTA and my
miss ya over Christmas. Acapulco Amtgas I m going to
miss you all like hell.
Dear Santa,
Keep an eye on Jim-Swim for
and help me not to miss his
adorable physique, warm smile,
and cute face since I won't be
returning until next fall.
N.D. Classmate
Dear Santa,
, Please send my friends the
qualifications to pass out cigs to
apes, a guaranteed Law stud, a
lifetime supply of gum, a BT doll
and untieable shoelaces, a neater
roomate., a defroster and a
big "Kech".
pard concert in her dorm room. To Please give Boy Mark and Boy
my boss and another friend, Arti- Frank a new Boy car!
Santa, Dear Santa, Dear Santa,
To the Diamondback staff. Send Chaminade Basement a Please! Send me Tara Woodul
Thanks for the friendship and let year supply of air freshner and wrapped in Christmas paper,
their wishes come true! Love 'em enough quarters to call mom!
INSTA
MTV,
Santa, I hope that you get everything
Please send money! I want to that you want, maybe even me.
go skiing!
Dear Santa,
Dear Santa, Please take care of all my
Let her know I am a "nice" friends over the holidays esp. Car-
guy! That's all! rie> Missy, Jenny, Elvia, Rory,
and even Mari!
Dear Santa,
Please send Shannon S. the Ear- Gear Santa,
nie of her dreams! I want Kathy H in
my stock-
Signed, ings
Uncle Charlie
Santa, Dear Santa,
Please send Sal and Deanne, a Give Stuart, Salome and Victor
marriage license, they need it for a Merry X-Mas anyway.
what they're doing.
L Dear Santa,
How about an 'Uptown girl'.
Desparate But Not Serious
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