The Albany Weekly News. (Albany, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 43, Ed. 1 Friday, January 27, 1893 Page: 4 of 4
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EPSH
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I
"August
Flower
I used August Flower for Loss of
vitality and general debility. After
taking two bottles I gained 69 lbs.
I have sold more of your August
Flower since I have been in business
than any other medifine I ever kept.
Mr. Peter Zinville says he was made
a new man by the use of August
Flower, recom mended by me. I
have hundreds tell rue that August
Flower has- done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. George W. Dye, Sardis,
Mason Co., ICy. 6
I fAKE
PLEASANT
A Poet Lariat.
Tht Punxsutawnejr Spirit says: "No,
we do not want a poet laureate in this
country, but a poet lariat would be a
food thing with which to tie poets up
to a tree or lamp post or other conven-
ient objcct." Jefferson county barda
must have been working double-turn
on holiday gems for the inspection ol
the editor of the Spirit.
Every unmarried man is an equal suf-
fragist.
Look out for counterfeits I See that you
pet the genuine Salvation Oil! Do not let
the dealer sell you some "just as good,"
but insist upon getting Hie genuine with
the Hull's Head trademark on the wrap-
per.
No man ever tells any one person all hit
secrets.
It is because persons who once try Dr.
Bull's Cough Syrup, always buy it again,
that its Bales have become so enormous.
The success of this great remedy in curing
cold, cough, croup and sore-throat is sim-
oly marvelous.
Treat yourself well, and the world will
do the same thing.
CoiiffitliiC Leadi to C'oiisumptton*
Kemp's Hslsam will stop the cough at
oncc. Go to your druggist to day and get
a sample bottle free. Large bottles 50
cent8 and f 1.00
If you want any praying done, get a wo-
man to do it. A man's prayer never
reaches the roof.
THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND
NEW AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER.
Mr doctor sari It acts gently on thptfomnch.ll'pr
end" kldnoYs. nnd is n pleasant laxative. This
drink Is mad"* from herbs, and Is prepared for use
as easily as tea. It Is called
LAM E'S MEDIGIH E
All druggists sell it at 58c. and $1 a package. 11
you cann >t get It., ae^.i your addrpnw for a free
urniple,. I.une** Family Medicine movea
!»•« bowels c-nch duy. Address
V OttATOfc H. WOODWARD. LkROY. S. Y.
when she comes
HOME.
A thouiir.U
Cures Scrofula
Mrs. E. f. Howell, Med ford, Mass., says her
mother lias been cured of Scrofula by the use of
/our bottles of (73B2X39 after having had
much other tre jgayfliaH atment, and neirg
reduced to qui «« to a low condition
of health, as it was thought sho could not live*.
' INHERITED SCROFULA.
(Cured my little hoy of hereditary
Scrofula, which appeared all over
his face. For a year I had given
up all hope of his recovery, when finally I was
induced to tiso A few bottles
cured him, and no 6vmptoms of
the d^easo remain. Mas. t. I.. Mathers,
MatLcrvillo, Miss.
^uibiOKon Bloo 1 and Skin Disease* mailed free.
bwll'T SPKIFIC CO.. Atlanta, G».
■8REAT
SHILOHS
■CUREJ
{25^50%^
Cures Consumption, Coughs, Cronp, Bora
Throat. Sold by all Druggists on a Guarantee.
For a Lame Side, Back or Chest Shiloh'a Porous
Plaster will give great satisfaction.—as cent*.
| BLOOD POISON |
A SPECIALTY,
If nny one doubts thnt
I we can cure the mostoh-
I stinate cn.se in »0 to 60
I clays, let him write for
I pai tlculars nnd invest i-
I pate our rellab llty. Our
I financial backing is
I $.r)00,000. When mercury,
Jo.llde potnsslum, sarsnp«rlllaor Uot 8prings fail, wo
guarantee » cure—and our Macic Cyphileno is the only
lliing that will enro permanently. Positive proof sent
j.mn'd. free. Cook ilkmkdt Co., Chlung^ll.
I > OI.DEN Tl flKS
People overlooked the importance of per-
manently benoficial effects and were satis-
lied with transient action; but now that it
is generally known that Syrup of Figs will
permanently cure habitual constipation,
well-informed people will not buy other
laxatives, which act for a time, but finally
injure the system.
The most religious man in the world
puts nothing like heaven in the air castles
ho builds.
Mri. Window's Sooiulotf 9»yrnp, for Chll.
dren teething, softens the gums, rcduccs inflHinnia-
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 23 cents a bottle.
Breaking a new year's resolution gener-
ally includes breaking a bill.
"That unrivalled complexion," said a
prominent New Yorker, alluding to an ac-
quaintance, "was the result of using Gar-
Send for free sample to 319 West 45th
St., New York city.
Every man has a scheme that doesn't
work.
A Cough, Cold, or Sore Throat
should not be neglected. Brown's bkoj*
chial Troches are a simple remedy, and
jive prompt relief. 20 cts. a box.
A wise man can become a fool in a
noil til by talking too much.
DoiiH Cough lour i.iintrs Away.
The best investment on earth is the pur-
chase ot a bottle of Marsden's Pectorial
Balm when you have a cough or cold.
Don't take desperate chances when the
first dose of this excellent medicine will
relieve you. A bottle will cure any ordi
nary cough or cold. Sold everywhere.
A man never tires of anytbiug which is
not good for him.
Ijano'* medicine Moves the Bow-
els Hach Day. In order to be healthy
this is necessary. Cures constipation,
headache, kidney and liver troubles and
regulates the stomach and bowels. Price
50c and $1.00, at all dealers.
It hurts a man to get whipped, but, ah,
he is such a smart man afterwards.
Unlike the Dutch Process
No Alkalies
\V. BAICER & CO.'S
irrakfastCocoa
which is absolutely
pure and soluble.
,| It has more than three time*
? j the strength of Cocoa mixed
a with Starch, Arrowroot or
^ " Sugar, and is far moro eco-
nomical, costing less than one cent a, cup.
It is delicious, nourishing, and EASILY
WOBSTEn.
Sold by C'Ofera crerynher*.
W. HATCF.R &CO,,Dorchester, Mats.
When she comes home acrain!
ways
1 fashion to myself, the tendorncs?
Of my glad welcome; I shall tremblc—
yes;
And touch her, as when first in tho old
days
I touched her girlish baud, nor dared tip
raise
Mine eyes, such was my faint heart's |
sweet distress.
Then silence; and the perfumo of her !
dress;
The room will sway a little, and a hue
Cloy eyesight—so .ihight,even—for a space :
Aud tears—ye3; and the achc here in the
throat.
To know th»t I so ill deserve tin place
Her arms mako lor me; and the sobbing
note
I stay with kisses, ere the tearful faco
Again is hidden in the old embrace.
—James Whitcomb Riley.
A THOROUGHBRED.
••I wonder if I am never to have a
sensation like other people! The
theatres are full of sensation-* and so
are books but I am cxactly like one
of Howells' heroines; I do nothing:
but eat and lio my bonnet-strings—
varied by buttoning my gloves; of
course one must wear gloves."
Miss Bler.kinsop was speaking to
• dearoiU" and • clearest" was Sophia
Higginoolhem. She and Miss 1» en-
kiusop were .ust coming horn3 from
the matinee one foggy afternoon.
••Dear, if I had your bon bons and
your check-book and your roses. I
wouldn't be signing for a sensation "
Sophia answered.
•All tho same I get desperately
tired of it It's just what mamma
did and grandmamma did. and 1 shall
have to do forever and ever. 1 sup-
pose. The heroine in tho play this
afternoon had a perfect plethora of
novelty. Of course T don't want
ridiculous things to happen, but oh
for samelhing besides Anstcy Bever-
ly's bouquets and having to decide
what dress to wear!"
The two girls had reached tho
steps of tho ••Jacquerie." tin uptown
do It wslL If she called for hblfr tm\
ol this most disagreeable of eiluatfons
he would shoot down the tangle of
halls and vanish before she could be
answered, and what was infinitely
worse than all if she gave the alarm
she might have to go into tho police
court. It was melodramatic and
horrid.
All at once Miss Blenkinsop made
up her mind. She had never 'urept
stealthily" before in hor life, sho had
never ambushed anybody, she had
never done conspicuous or dreadful
things but she must do this.
She inwardly thanked heaven that
oho still had her gloves on as she
reached in after the queue of the
kneeling Chinaman. Then she picked
it up deftly, softly purled it out
towards her and slammed—yes
slammed—the door upon it, turning
the key in the lock, and gave a little
hysterical laugh and wondered why
her chceks were so hot.
j There was a mu fled. s .uirming
souud on the other side of the door.
| "Perhaps it would be just as well
if you kept still," said Miss Blenkin-
sop. "1'lease don't say you don't
j "Sftbo,' for you do. you know."
1 An angry voice cried through the
panels: "Loloo glo!"
i I can't, really." said Miss Blen-
kinsop.
; It took all the presence of wind
Miss Blenkinsop could summon to hor
aid to h >ld tho greasy half-yard of
braid in her hands. She was afraid
1 to let go for fear it would slip into
the room, where sho had no doubt
tho baffled Chiiaman was pulling
with all his might so. to mwke it
more secure, tore o'T one of her bon-
net-strings and wound it arounl tho
knot and knob admiring her o\' n in-
genuity with complacence.
• Now I can think.'' sho said.
Thinking was not such an easy mat-
! tor with an oily colestial and » prc-
I dicament confronting hor. Th« awful
' consequences of her successful cap-
j ture now began to present thei?iselves
for tho lirst time. Her first feeling
OUR GRIST OF HUMOR.
AN
family hotel, deserveulv nopular ... i , , , ^ . . , . ...
,r . ^ • i■ f , had been one or righteous indignation
San lrancisco and somewhat informal. . .. . - . . buai,,u"
Here it was that Miss Blenkinsop had ;
come when sho bid mamma and papa
good-by. They had sailed for the ;
continent wiih her invalid elder sister. '
and so the big house on California :
6treet was darkeno l and shut up.
• Dearost'' could not be prevailed I
upon to enter, so they stood talking
for a moment. Then Miss Hlenkin- j
sop. with hor unfailing regard for the |
conventionalities thinking they ojght
oil hor to como in or pass on. stooped :
aud kissed Sophia ever so lightly on :
the cheek with that graceful, inollen- :
sive and positive hint that she knew ;
how to give to perfection, and turned
in at the doorway. Then tho weary '
look settled down upon her facj'and
the tired stroll, so habitual with her.
took tho place of the unusual anima-
tion she had shown a moment before.
As she had truly said, there was
but little except the brokers on Mont-
gomery street to keep her alive. The
pretense of business sho •■did" for . ,, ,
papa wast,or one ,-ovol. If il lia.lYt i c™wd! „ X ,s3 1 >P »hWored.
been for tho llorist she would liavo aR '"»v ', ^.10 know tbat tho
1 Ch naraan ha<J really had titno to
tako anything- He would certainly
to punish tho offender, but sho began
I to consider the cost, to herself <jf such
a stop. She would bo tho heroine of
I the headlines of to morrow's insuo of
! the paper, to say nothing of beinjr
i tho victim of. endless cha though no
| one had ever yet Veen found who
I cha'Tod Miss Blonkit.sop. Coivld sho
j endure these compound results! Slu,
i who had never been ridiculous or
I conspicuous in her lifo! She fairly
| wrung her gloved hands together in
I an agony of indecision. Oh. why
! had it ever happened? Why had
she given way to an impulse and
! gotten herself into this mess?
i "It must have been a common
1 streak in me. som«;whor3!" sho mur-
^mured. * 1 suppose I veiled to do
Tsomething heroic or ^reas. or some-
| thing." sarcastically. "I wanted to
do what was right, at vway."
There was a bell ji:st outside tho
door—extremely cas» to ring it and
have a crowd there V.* a minute. A
sayings and doinqs op
. impersonal nature.
Passing Glimpse at Life as Seen
Through the Eyes of the Fanny
Writers—An Illustrated Definition—
(selected Paragraphs.
'_5fc-—'
Excelsior.
"What odd English you Chicago peo-
ple use," remarked a New York visitor
to a resident broker.
"Why?"
"You asked that gentleman to drop
in on you some time."
"Well, what of that?"
"How can he drop in on you away
up here on the sixteenth floor?"
"Easy enough, my dear fellow, easy
enough," and the broker threw one
foot nonchalantly across the desk, "his
office is on the twenty-seventh floor.
Tumblez vous?" .
'Che New Yorker did so.
^ A Tender Hearted Husband, y
eccentric ideas of justice.
Fits.- All fit* flopped free i j Dr. Kline's Creat
Nerve Restorer. Na lit after first day's use Mm-
▼elous cures.
cases. Send to
been in a bad way indeed. Of course j
she dined out often an.I took tea ;
with hor relations and went to the
theater, but t'10 "small nndearlies" '
and f»ho hopeless formalities of i
hor code could not bo said with can - ,
dor to bo very giddy affairs. Madame
iieimcals
are used in the
preparation of
We feel
Miss Handsome.
/I Ol . .....I-.... .. . .-. — -J ■■ ™... uui I \/ 'J\J tUI V K llltl V llllllll S. J.iil/vi.l III.' i 1 i • i , -l , . .
il'lasquofs millino,-;- l„nwo kont hor i "HuU1 lltf,c l" b.° s!la''c;1 tll0( Pam '
— 'f om uctmit despair, wh.lo Miohlor'a : kln0,v,?F ,ilat sho.h,ad b?"n lho
like calling every 10-jear-old conrectiotiery palace saved tier rea- j a wroteh—o, .'ourse. I
andsome. i i was a wretch—moro unhappy th;i
^ As nn infant Miss Blenkinsop had
,)oon iU1 oxtl'emuly I'i'op-
if you're a wfair** 0PCl wh0 Pevot' nialo noises with
or ailing woman:
—that there's only
one medicine so
sure to help you
that it can be guar-
anteed. It's Dr.
Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. In
building up over-
worked, feeble,
delicate women, or
in any " female
plain
notconiido in her if ho had. Then,
too prisons vero not tho mo it de-
lightful places in the world, nnd even
a Chinamar m'ght have an esthetic
aversion o! them. Poor fellow, sho
of
nuso
ho
o unhappy than
ho nlre& Jy wa-% Not to montion lho
rolief it would 1>3 to herself to be rid
of thft*responsibility of bringing the
creature to justice which was always
hard on the nerves.
Hlo ikinsop unwound tho rib-
bon. untieiTtta knot of
her lips 9,10 ,0°:i her milk, and
only cried at Jniov' \
jvals, and then with a handsome af)tf«~L
ogy. As a ynun, woman she was I d (ho (l0(J],
Buredly ait that was correct and would | , , , t wcf,^5 ^UJ,p0ie.
as soon thought of givinga parachute . ® *•
drop in (ioldcn (iato park as of draw- !
ing her spoon towards her through
her soup. She rated looking around, j
lover tho glass while ono drank one's
water or one's wine as a San t. uentin I
The Sower
Has no Beoond chance. The
first supplies his needs — If he
takes tho wise precaution of
planting 1
['Ferry's Seed^
(.Ferry'sNeed Annual*for 185)3,^^^
f contains ull the latest and beet r
' information aljout Gardens and
, Gardening. It Is a recofnlred
authority. Every planter should
ha ve It. Kent tree on request.
F D. 11. FEUllY A CO., Detroit. Ulch.^j
A RIIMU FREE.
if This bomitlfui, liistrnns Im. <11*
mond. nolld riilled cold rlnR. will h«
Bent abnolutrly frrr «»f rhnrgp,
, ..v'c'n to nny poreon who wlllnend 11s ««
;..Mnt!i\ookF.Mfollow.: W.#^lll»'« «lJinK
to m : a trestlaeon th« secret* of klelpht of h»nd,
41 if-fr thk i iisiii k anovel by xylvnntii-Cobh.
tr Jnd'a "r!k of HIT.TATIOSW and DIM OBDES.
fhls offer Is made to Introduce our 1»""^ publlcaticnsonly.
»nd w® guarnntrr. entire satt'facttoi •
•ot. who answers this adv«r»laemont will Ret the handsoms
ring dencril»o«labToefrre,together^vttlithe hooka. Adnrwjs:
IV. H. TlUtlfl. PahlUher. 147 Duane St., Nen \ori.
IA/IFP SAYS SHE CANNOT SEE HOW
Vtflrt YOU DO IT FOR THE MONEY.
AI a loi.00 Inprofvd Oxfoitl 8ia*fi
^ I L ScwiBf Mtcbint; prrf.o t vorkiaf , relUbUi
fln.ly fltiUhfJ, tdapttd to light m4 hcftTy atrk
wl-h t onmplat. ■•« o ftbtUMit lmprorwl
FREE. Buk miohlnt I • |*»ru>«M<l for b yo«r». Buj
tllrrcl from our hr»or?, »nfl d«»lari an4 ac*ox
profit K.ii'1 for PRKI rATAI.OflCE. Kfatlaa paptr.
OXrOUD HFO.OO.. Dept. 5 A CBICAM.ILL,
Overcomes
results of
u _ bad eatintr.
CureaSlck HL'ndnehe.KeatoresComplexlon.flaTes Doctor-'
V.ille. Sample free. GAKriKLvTBACo..S10 W. 46th8t.,N.» .
Cures Constipation
Patents! Pensions
Send for Inventor's Outdoor How to OHnln o Patent,
•end for Digest of PENSION und IIOUNTV I.AH 8.
SATRICK 0 FARRELI. - WASHINGTON, D. C.
1 (fJioutffTt know what to do wii'Ar^i.
iv.y way. " sho said, languidly, with a
It.ok on her faco at once apologetic
N.id a'Tcctedly indifferent.
The Chinaman did not pause to re-
complaint" or !olTenso. A damp napkin hlvu l.co:. j :nal'k 11,0 "i(ie °f-",e»nln«»B
weakness, If It ever falls to benefit or |known t0 ,miku h'e, p,,'sitivolv iU; yot *ev ^»»<enanco. tut p ckod up hin
cure you have your money back. Its | n6vel. st , ,nllho n)ce tllr„ ot I J"n'119 ol wuahiaff uad ahuBed sadly
an invieroratinsr, restorative tonic, a , ' 1 . Uiway, ffiving I\» isa lllenkinsop a
nothing and strengthening nervine, and jasonUs'ico when ll.o waiter had ep.lled | • 1
a safe aiid certain remedy for woman's
ills and ailments. It regulates and pro-
motes all the proper functions, improved
digestion, enriches the blood, dispels
acW and pains, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength.
Nothing else can be as cheap. With
this, you pay c ily for the pood you get.
It Curei Colds. Coughs, Sore Throat, Croup, Isflneiisa.
Whoopin? Coa^h. Bronchitis and Asthma- A certain cure
for Consumption is first stages, and a sure rolief Is ad-
vanced stages. Use at once- ?03 Till see the excellent
•fleet after takiag the first dose. Bold t? dealers everr-
fchere. Isrre bottles 60 cents and SI.CO. ~
__ • -eflFrnm 1510 95 ibi
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T*T oVk'lJor'w ITlioatcr, C'Ulcajfo, 111.
DkOCRESSIVE EUCHRE.
| Sonii nt (inrc to .Iohn Skbastian, (). T. A. H. I.
ft p. ii., <;bioaff«>, nnd rocelve, poMtage paid, thfl
illckcst dt-fkof «-artln you ever hunaleil. TEN CENTS
»ur pack, p<»»tafcc stamps, for one or many.
BileBe&ns
Small,
Guaranteed to cure Bilious Attack^ Sick
Headache and 4'osiMllpatlon. 40 in eacl
bottle, Prlco 85c. For salo by dritgglsts.
Ticture "7,17, 70" and saraplo dose free.
J. F. SMITH A CO., Proprietors, HEW YORK,
THE PRINCE OF WALES
SMOKES.
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sflOKINQ TOBACCO
^like other kinds. It has peculiar fragrance and pec liar flavor.
Its™ uliar uniformity always gives peculiar comfort, and has made
it_Beculiarly popular. Sold everywhere. Made only bv
N —^UF,LL'S Dl.RItAM lObA JCO CO., UurMm, N. C.
an entire cup of bouillon over her
liedferned shoulder, and tho bouillon
was hot.
In tho idiomatic dialect of to day
Miss ]Slenkin*op was a thorough-j
bred."
Miss Blenkinsop never dreamed !
every ono was envying her her |
money and her lot in life. Mio sup-
posed people had everything they
wanted anyway. If they hadn't why i
didn't they get it somehow? Sho was
tall with a clean length of limb, a
low sweep of bust. lon^r lino* to her i
back and a qulot digiityof carriairo. i
lie.1 features had that aristocratically
pinched look which is the envy of the
• composite'' American girl, and her
sin.ill, woll-shapou head was set likn
a racing (illy's. Tho noiseless fall of
her skirts, tho dull old cjlors that
she wore, the unpretentioiu yet fault
less "tit ' of her clotho> wero all char-
noterlstic of her. Mrs. Morgoustcrn
had called her hand 'ciawy " but
then Mrs. Morgcnstern's own wero
pudgy and broad—tho tra lo hand—
and wero covered all over with spark-
ling r ngs for breakfast, a id Mrs.
Morgctistern dressed in green and
yellow, liko an omelotto garnished
wiih parsley.
Miss Blenkinsop stopped at tho
desk in tho lobby of the ".Jacquerie 1
and asked, with hor inimitable and
slightly drawling accent: Is there
any mail for mo. Timothy?" -No
ma'ain," answered Timothy. And
there was about this brief dialogue
something of tho red tapincs* that
there is about a court presentation
• If any comes for mo kindly bring
it lo my room." ani M'ss blenkinsop
lowered her tired eyes and parsed on
She had reached her own room when
she not'eed to her surprise that her
door was [lirtly open. 1 hn (cov. too. j
was in tho lock and Miss Blenkinsop
was positive that she carried tho key
in her own pocket. It was just poi
siblo that the chamberma d was
there, but the rooms should always Do
In order by 10 o'clock or half an hour
after the was dressed and had loft
them, nnd it was lato in the afternoon.
Miis Flonkinsop's stop was natural-
ly noiseless, for tho pile of tho
"Jacquerie'' carpots was deep and
soft. Sho advanced slowly at first
without any thought of cautiousness.
Then Miss Blenkinsop suddenly stood
perfectly still upon tho doorsill as her
astonished eyes saw a Chinaman
stooping over a drawer 1n her dress
ing-table. There were tho brass
buttons the loops of braid, tho dark
blue blouse with its labyrinthine
pockets so convenient for a thief and
the long, sinnous sweep «>i pigtail.
It did not tako Miss Blenkinsop long
to make up hor mind; t>ho felt in
somo way that there was a judgment
on hor for having given away to thut
contraband thing, a desire for sensa-
tion. "Bitterly" 'vould slio have
• cursed her folly. * except that sho
was not a bitter or a cursing person,
bhe was only aware of a distinct repul
sion for what was in *toro for her.
She had a vaguo idea if she spran:r
to the door an 1 shut it suddenly. \ io
lently, tho tjjief would get up tho
chimney or let him«olf out ot th«
Window a» the robbers did in plays,
and if «rhe did it at all the w mi ted to
f;
Husband—I think I'll go out for a
little walk, my dear.
Wife (wrathfully)— I don't kcc how
you can stand there and see your wife
struggling with a tire that simply
won't burn.
Husband—I can't, my dear; that is
the reason I am going out.
A S'rtd A flair.
Teacher—What makes you look so
sad?
Hoy—A teamster called a man a bad
name.
"Mercy! I don't wonder you were
shocked.
"Yes'm: an' the man was a good
deal bigger than the teamster, an'
cud a-knocked him sky-high; but the
man was deaf an' did'nt hear, an'
there wasn't any fun after all."
An Old lie vol ret*.
Ii
glance so amazingly compounded of
gratitude, cunning triumph, stolid
utupidity and pained reproach that
she mused about it probably for sev-
eral moments sequent, only to cotno
to the mortifying conclusion that
• Ihoy'' wero too subtlo for hor.
J he fact that she had lot a criminal
out at large on society did not sit
with any great uneasiness on Miss
Blonkinsop's conscience. The great
th ng was that affairs had been so
beiutifuily simplified. Perhaps, too.
til's would teach him a lesson in re-
git *d to tho mutubilitv of human ex-
istence. espoolal'y in the lino of
stealing.
•It certainly was rather nico of me
to .et him o!T." she reflected with im-
inc.is3 complacence. "I don't beliovo
I l| ivo any of those feelings of re-
vel go and iiinlico that are so disa-
greeable and low —and oxhausting."
>Mio passed on into her room and
stn )pod at hor dressing-table. There
wo o the open drawers, and ovory-
thi.ig in disorder, and her carved
go 11 ewel-box was gone a small af-
fail that she kept her lessor orna-
mei.t-j iu—tly; safe downstairs hold
hor more val inblo jewelry.
V*hat was it'.' Miss Blonkinsop
trie I to rotne nbor Oh. yes! the opal
nccvlaco and ono or two rings.
Tie bound str ng was lying on the
Moo*. Miss Blenkinsop stoopol and
picket! it up «iiil threw it into the
lire, thou sho drow off her long gray
k d gloves ard throw them into tho
grato also an.I raked tho ashos over
them Then sho went and washed
her Viands. —San Francisco Examiner.
SW2ET LOVE.
\VI»;i.4 Our \ outli II i.i to I'romlsn In
Orilnr t » tt'l i u llritlf.
She—Vou witl lovo mo always?
Il.i—Passionately, luy darling.
Sfco — And yod will never erase to
lovo mei'
II^ —Never, my da.-ling.
Si e—Ami y«u will save your
mot cy i'
ll;i -Kvery cent.
S io—And you will nover speak
bar ill ly to mei'
lis—Never
Sic — Anu you w!ll give up all your
baj habits!'
l ,o—Kvery ono o' them.
s.ie—And yo t will got along with
m i(ji ma.'
1 o—Yes.
• S*je—-And papa7
s He —Ves
!*ho~ And you will always do just
wlut mamma wants you to do?
lie- - Yes.
Mlio—And just what papa wants
you to do? ^ ^
l ie - Yes
She—And just wAat I want you to
do?
Ho—Of course.
She—Woll I will bo your*: but 1
fear 1 am making an awful mistake?
— 1'urk m
U ikliiK it Knri'itl i •
Burley—I've juit borrowed #7'» of
llnwkin*.
(•aggers—\Vii,n iiid von want all
thai money for1
hurley —I didn * i w.u.iol onlv
*1 CO, b.it ! t' irrow. d tho i. t «o i.»
ninitu ;••» 'ii»oro-«*loii t hU a^o
UocoriL
lie Will Sunp'wio;is.
"Even a statesman is pi eked up
sometimes," remarked the Congress-
man to a crowd of listeners ''On one
occasion I was going over my district
to get posted, and in my rambles I ran
across an old follow away up on the
head waters of a creek, lie was hoe-
ing corn in a field near the road
stopped to talk with liiin^--
"Good morningtIv'-T*~said pleasantly.
1'Mornin^y^he responded, but never
stvi^PJPiWiis hoeing.
"Right nice locking field," 1 re-
marked.
"Might be v/urs," he replied, still
hoeing.
" 'Excuse me,' I ventured, 'but I'm
the member of Congress from this dis-
trict.'
"'Air you?' he asked, still hoeing.
4I voted fcr you.'
'"I'm much obliged, I'm sure,' I
said. 'I'm up here now taking.a look
over the country.'
" 'Well, I hain't no objection,' he
said, still hoeing, 'of you don't take
noth'.n' else,' and he looked at me so
suspiciously that I ba le him good-day
and rode on."
i'liHrcoiumoiliit inj; A ii imuu.
Jjittle Johnnie—dj cats liko fruit
cake?
Little Pick—No. '
"Do rats ami mice'/*'
"No. Why?"
"Nothin'; only there's some in our
closet, at home, where I can roach it. [
wish cats or rats or something liked
fruit eal:°."
t'aii<c« of Comfort.
IVttcd Wife — This old-fashioned
chair is delightfully antique, but very
uncomfortable. I don t .see how your
mother could liUo it.
Husband (mildly!—I presume she
was usually tired when she sat down.
That Are Practiced In the Home or John
Chinaruan.
In China, according to Jesse Herbert,
late legal adviser to the government of
South China and professor of law
the University of Canton, of-
ficials are held responsible for
the conduct of the community, if a
son has murdered his father hot ohly is
the murderer cut lh pieces, but the
house is pulled down and the ground
dug up to a depth of about six feet.
All the neighbors, moreover, are pun-
ished, the boy's headmaster is be-
headed, the magistrate loses his place
and the higher officials are reduced
three degrees in rank.
There are two officials to each post,
in order that one might spy upon the
oth°r, the rule being that no official
shall report what he lias done, but
only what the other has done. From
the highest official to the lo west all
practice a system of unblushing rob-
bery, called "squeezing." The salary
of a viceroy in some eases is £00 a year;
he regularly draws not less than
£8,000. The salary of a judge is £40 a
year; he regularly draws at least
£,\000. There are 1,200 police in Can-
ton. not one of whom receives wages,
and yet the office is much sought after.
The fact is, we are assured, that the
police are on excellent terms with the
guild or fraternity of thieves, and they
work harmoniously together. By the
code a boy under 10 cannot be pun-
ished. What the Chinese do is to pop
him into prison and keep him there
until he is 10. If Mr. Herbert were
asked to summarize the government of
China he would say the people are
communists, managing their own af-
fairs. ruled by a despot whose adminis-
tration is democratic sind whose ad-
ministrators arc liars, thieves and ex-
tortioners. .
CHILDREN OF FAME.
Dr. Herman Stresker, of Reading,
Pa., began life as a sdentist and is
winding up as a butterSy crank. He
has 100,030 butterflies mounted.
Fred Leslie, the E relish conma.lian
who was buried in London lately, is
tho only English ajtor ever offered as
miiw'h as $300 a w-»ek to stay in Amer-
ica—and refused it.
One of the few woman able to speak
the Irish language i3 ninety-year-old
Kathleen lluppman of Philadelphia.
Bhe holds as one of her dearest pos-
sessions a letter written by Robert
Ernmett.
It is estimated that with what
George Gould has made for himself,
and what his father bequeathed him
directly, he will have about$10,000,000
of his own to continue business with
at the old Ftand.
Marietta A'boni celobrated in Paris
re ently the fiftieth anniversary of her
entrance upon the lyric stage. Upon
this o-casion this once famous and fa-
vorite contralto sang the air of "Lo
Barbier'' which she sanir in 1 r42.
Preventing Fu'nre Misery.
If there is, In this vale of tear*, a more pro-
lific. source of misery than the rheumatlo
twinge, we have yet to h?ar of it. People are
rora with a tendency lo rheumatism, just as
thev are with one to consumption or to scrofula.
Slight causes may develop this. As soon a9
tho agonizing complaint manifer'.R itself, re-
course should be had io Hostetter's Stomach
Hitters, which checks Its further inroads and
banishes ihe rheumatic poison from the.sys-
tem. This statement tallies exactly with the
testimony of physicians who have emi toyed
this tine blood depuront in their private prac-
tice. There is also the amplest professional
ami general testimony as to the efficacy of the
Hitters for malaria, liver complaint, constipa-
tion, indigestion, kidney trouble, nervousness
and less of appetito and flesh. After a wetting,
whether followed by it cold or not, the Bitters
is useful as a proven*tve of the initial attach
of rheumatism. >
I.very Indication
V
•r iw
is pmir.g
ll.v ; o ind asleep.
Deafness Cannot lie Cnre<l
By local applications, as they cannot reach
Ihe diseased portion of the ear. There is only
one way to cure Deafness, and that is by con-
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
h11 inflamed condition of the mucous lining f
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Im-
perfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed
Deafness is the result,and unless the inflama-
tlon can be taken out and this tube restored
lo its normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out of-ten arc
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an In-
Eamcd condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
fry Sold by Druggists, 75c.
A min never knows much until he is old
i.ml thou he is to discreet to toll it.
Now Is the time tolrrat Catarrh nf long
standing. Ely's (.'ream Halm reaches old and
obstinate ea.xc'•», when- all other remedies fail.
Do not nrglecl procuring a bottle, as in it lies
the relief) ou seek.
Hov. II. II. I'alrnll. D. I>.. editor of Ihe
Iowa McthodKt, m\-i editorially, "We have
te»ted tin merits of Ely's (. ream Bairn, and
believe that, by a thorough vour.-e of treat
meiil. It will cure almost «•> ery »-a*e of catarrh.
Minister* a•» a ela^s are a filleted with head and
throat troubles, and catarrh seems mon
prevalent than ever. We nnuot recommend
Ely's Cream Balm too highly.''
Apply Balm Into each no«tril. It i* Quickly
aihoi-immi. Ulvrs Ketirf at ouce. i'rkf
ftO cents at I>riiggi>t» or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS. W Warren St., New York.
Wbtn out Is twiMfin| him, how
o-au'iful y * man counsel* peace!
l orn ••nl* r."
iioiw; if i mi.icil. a -l
I ire l.i urnii.
•• llnii«mr« Mn«li
*.V.trr« i.<l I-.
.1.1 •TllUKtM |i
When a inu'i attempts to rent bis mind,
c cjucrully abuse* his aioniaeli.
% nil 'iiki Mop t migliiiii!
Mi'i'Mien n l*oc«ortal lialni i* a «*erUii
and b\n* dv cure for uM coughs and cold*
It irives r**lief al onen and i»-rni»nent curs
when umh! ac.or.liug lo dwtlo i* It U
not an experimoni. Ii h*en trie t for
'ii j eut j. Sold ever.\ where.
Trjlii
to ha^c a i
1 m fuir sho
H> 111 m«* I*
lo wm.
I right, if
African King- Where did you get
those strange thing-?
Subject— \ white man \vrh east
ashore down l»elo.T there. .1 n>«t before
we Huishe<l him. lie said he IwlenyiKl
toh tribe called Ihe "Kour lluuiied."
f)- I came,
marriage
el v
U hat do vou
her
W
Father (meekI
vour hand in
daughter.
Young man ifi
mean, sir?
Father (htitn%),?)—>1 l«»r<
much, sir, and I want to
happy.
S'oung Man--So? So?
what is your tinaneial condi
you support her In Ihe alvl
she baa always b*«en nort»t
Father (contidantly) I am quite
I can, sir.
Young Man (eautlonaly)
around to-inorrow, and 1 11
my anstver.
Father—Thank you, sir. (
ing, sir.
Itiiilier liuhr.
Klmt Hoy—Sea that uiaii
ele? Ilc'a a preaeher.
Second lloy A preacher?
He'd belter look out or he
by some of the congrrgati
tried for he:r*v
r. to nsU
f»»r my
very
"h,r
•II. air, !
»n? I'an
t.i wlilil!
»ed?
II, . all
hi moi
The Marked Success
of Scott's limislsion in consump-
tion, scrofula and other formsof
hereditary disease is due lo its
powerful food properties.
Scott's Emulsion
rapidly create* healthy flesh-
proper weight. Hereditary
taints develop only when the
system becomes weakened.
! Nothing iu the tiv*M
1 of nniiuine has bc*u
so succcssftil iu tin
eases that are moJ
' meihuiNg to life. J'hy
j sifiaus i vtrywktre
prescribe it.
By
II I c
inks
an ga
Utile Dt u s
ul| pi*tiHl| any)
Mmm
SMOKF YOU0 KEAT WITH
iKWgBj IWWO Vtoa&t}
HAVE u igjB
YOU fcik ^.T'r;:rrAr" kl
f%QJ - ' ' « •» »'
/•'.'/L$ .
The Farmer
and the Grocer.
A grocer would not pay a farmer the price of a ten-
pound turkey for one that weighed but seven pounds.
Why should a farmer pay a grocer the price of the
Royal Baking Powder for a baking powder with 27
per cent, less leavening strength ?
The Royal Baking Powder is proven by actuaHssig. -*
to be 27 per cent, stronger than ar.y-Other brand on the
market. Better not buy the others, for they mostly
contain alum, lime and sulphuric acid; but if they are
forced upon you, see that you are charged a correspor-
dingly lower price for them.
Suspieion Confirmed.
A bell boy was f'nnd at the Great
Northern who does not believe in going
beyond his literal instructions. A
guest rushed to the cashier's desk. He
had just ten minutes in which to pay
his bill, reach the depot and board his
train.
"Great Scott!'' he exclaimed, "1'vo
forgotten something. Here, boy, run
up to my room, B 48. and see if I have
left my tooth-brush and sponge. Hurry;
I've only five minutes now.''
The boy hurried. He returned in
four minutes, out of breath.
"Yes, sir," he panted, "3*011 left them
there."
,\ I aelul Invention.
Much Interest is I'eliiK taken by the ptolrian*
of this elt> In » ease of almost total cififnesi,
which Jius been nearly If not entirely relived l»y
nn Inexpensive Invention belnnRlnK t" • 'ixcox,
of KM Bioadwav. New York City. As ever (known
device, anil the most xkllllni treatment. Inl failed
to afford relief, the case was believed lo 1 Incur-
able. nnd the MiccesH of this Invention, filch la
easily and comfortably adjusted, and prijtlcally
invisible, is considered a remarkable triunth.
The homeliest girl always standsip the
longest at a spelling match.
Important to Fleshy People.
We have notice 1 a poge article in the l)np Gtobt
on reducing weight at a very suinl lexpjse. 16
will pay our readers to send two-cent'*tng) tora
copy to Atlas Circulating Library 11J StaLWtreeti
Chicago, 111.
Amateurs perform piano solos; jrofe.v
sionals render them. I
Justice to All.
It is now apparent to the Directors of the World's ColjiMsn
Exposition that millions of people will be denied the pleasure of burning
the possessors of
World's Fair
Souvenir Qoiis
The Official Souveni
v" nf the Great Exposm—
The extraordinary and growing demand for these Coins, andie de-
sire on the part of the Directors that equal opportunities may be affred for
their purchase, have made it necessary to enlarge the channels of dislution.
To relieve themselves of some responsibility, the Directors havovited
THE MERCHANTS
Throughout the Nation to unite with the Banks in placing ColumbiiHalf-
Dollars on sale. This is done that the masses of the people, art hose
living at remote points, may be afforded the best possible opportity to
obtain the Coins.
the Fortunate possessors
of SOUVEN-^COINS will be those who are earliest in seizing ^there '
new advantages.
$10,000 Was Paid For The First -Oira
They are all alike, the issue is limited, and time must enhaitheir
value. The price is One Dollar each.
HOW TO GET THE COINS:
Go to your nearest merchant or banker, as they are likely have
them. If you cannot procure them in this way, send direct to us. <;ring
not less than Five Coins, and remitting One Dollar for each Coin «red.
Send instructions how to ship the Coins and they will be : free
of expense. Remit by registered letter,or send express or pnst-oflicuney
order, or bank draft to
Treasurer World's Columbian Exposition, Chicaf 111.
W. Li E8UGLS
and price ntamped on bottom. Look r ww m - w W
lorlt when you buy,
everywhere
S3 SHOE GpEN.
A sewed shoe that will notjt Calf,
seamless, smooth inside, more (Stable,
stylish ami durable than auy otlir ever
sold a*, the price. Every style. KrJal^tom*
made shoes costing from £4 to #5 «
The following are of the same h(h stird ol
merit: ^
$4.00 nn<l $5.00 Fine Caff. !!.indl«w?<T
>j.$o Police. 1'armct 1 atii l.rtic»Ca:j^
9j.50, $3.a3 ani Sj.oo tor \Vokin< .
Jj.oo and $1.73 for Youths ;4d U
Sj.oo Hand-Sewed. *0\
**.30 and J.00 l>oa.;oJa. LAD.I
51.79 for 21is»ci.
IT IB A DOTY T'O owe eeH
to got tlio brf. roloe mus
monoy. E..oi.omlf *001
too; wear by porsha W,
L- DougUi Bboe<tfote
repro: no*, the brio*
ct the prtoee n^eed
L9 •ajQsnnd' too-
^THEWI
Will |lv« rirltilv* nlo ••«koe
aaoau. Write for eotolof «•. linnio
Mad, aiae mud \rtdlk wanted. i'miahc
ifcop dralrmand yearral m'Tebnnt« wlf <-ri* I >e
" r *aia Iu your plarp arnn alrtvt lo Ka« io» >,af
Free. wtl. Deeclna, llrocUtoo. M««o.
on '/TUulb sz/</h-p
GOUGHING. "
MARSDEN'S
BALM
|TMA«,rURI!) TEN" CP THC?US.tlJ
"IN THE TA«,T «5 YEARo.
'TCURES COUGHS AND COLTf-,'
AND CROUP IN CHILDREN]
— 5CI.D EVERYWH^E
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