Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 67, Ed. 1 Tuesday, May 31, 1904 Page: 3 of 4
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FIRST LAWYER, THEN HEIR.
iton Counsel Mutt Have Valued
Hie Service* Highly.’
A certain Boston lawyer la smarting
Gurney Refrigerators...
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Made of select kiln dried
hardwood. Best filler shel-
lac and coach varnish; ad-
justible metallic shelves;
removable^/dce compart- •
ment; thoroughly packed
with mineral wool; zinc
lined. Cleanly, sanitary,
economical.
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GO-CARTS....
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and Baby Buggies, the
lightest,brightest line you
ever saw, including all the
new improvements, artil-
lery wheels, porcelain
handles, automatic gear.
The fairest kind ofL
prices.
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under the sting of'a keen-edged piece
of witticism a brother attorney ap-
plied. Lawyer No. 1 bad acted as
counsel In a will case. His fee rep-
resented one-third of the entire es
tate, the latter amounting to $30,000.
The heirs refused to pay and the law-
yer sued. The heira were represented
by a lawyer whose Celtic wit hits
made him feared by opposing counsel.
“My brother -be said; “en-
tered the case, originally as counsel,
mt when it was finished he thought
himself an heir." The witty lawyer
made the plaintiff lawyer smart under
other sharp bites of sarcasm and the
like. The plaintiff in the suit engaged
a brother attorney of much note. The
j latter was disking his questions in a
low voice and the witty lawyer said;
I What are you talking about, Mr.
—— ?” Semi-flippantly the noted
light answered; "Nothing much.” The
witty lawyer yawned as he added "I
thought so.”
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ttyrodogy Extraordinary.
The following paragraph, cullad
from a< New York paper publlahed
mcwe than a hundred years ago, would
aeem to ahow that the philologists of
that time were open to ridicule: “It
la customary to hare a dramshop In
the neighborhood of theaters (as is
the ease in this city), where the
audience, exhausted by attention to
the performance, may recruit their
spirits by taking a glass of gin, or
something equally exhilarating, be-
twaen the act; as It often happens
thet Immediately upon drinking a
dram the person emits a sound sim-
ilar to the letter “a," the dram and
I the sound here been united, and thus
f dram s, or drama, Is found.
Looking Backward.
Hit
tier one*. I wonder why?
~ • answered no;
d to die.
told her so.
t she
was worthy of rajr love and care.
But heartleaaljr she laughed at me
And turned and left me grieving there.
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SiJ. STJSRJXXSSF
wwisai aw.*:
*» 3H*Jwi «ot content to wait.
seeking tove * ‘
And then come aeeklns tove—-boo-hoot
-ilB, Kiser. tn Chicago* Reeord-HetelS.
The Printer’s
George Moore says
er that be wrote with
sentence of hie hooks was writ-
out on a depurate piece of paper.
em. when Arthur Symons pointed
t a sentence he could not under-
id—a long. Intricate sentence of
Unas or more—Pater examined it,
~ 1 by comma, a pusxled took up-
Gasoline Engines.
M can he understood to what a
nicety the mechanism of a gasoline
[ engine Is adjusted when It Is stated
“■*4 to “aka 1,000 revolutions a mln-
means that in a fourcycle engine
re are COO sprays of gasoline forc-
M Into the cylinder, 600 time* the
electric battery makes a spark, and
i 500 times the escape reive Is opened
j to let the gas out. V f4.*I *rs - , *
Historic Bolton Castle.
There is now standing only one
stronghold In England In which Mary
queen of Scots was Imprisoned, and
that Is Bolton castle. It was built
by the Lord Bcrope who was lord
chancellor In 1379. It was at Bolton
castle that the duke of Norfolk, then
bead of the Roman catholic party, as
la now the praeent duke of Norfolk,
made tho proposal of marriage to
Maty by which he hoped not only
to serve the faith but to make him-
self king. Instead of bringing, him to
the throne It brought him to the
scaffold.
Greek emigrants.
Few Greek emigrants take their
wives when they leave their country.
Most of them are members of the
Greek church, of which the esar Is
pope, and half of them are Illiterate.
They are under medium weight and
have strong constitutions. They
nearly all have had to labor for very
low wages, to live on coarse, cheap
food, and to wear homespun or other
ebeap clothing. About one-half of the
males who emigrate have serves In
the Greek army or navy. Steerage
passage to the United States costs
$35
Bones as 8ound Conductors.
It appears that the human bones
are ready conductor^ of sound, and a
knowledge of this character now re-
ceives practical attention by the em-
ployment of the tuning fork to deter-
mine the extent and nature of frac-
tures. If there is no fracture, then
the bell of the stethoscope distinctly
conveys the note from the-fork; If
there is fracture, then the continu-
ity Is broken and the sound is not
heard at all
CHURCH A MARKET PLACE.
Strange Sceifea In Sacred Edifices of
th# Olden Time.
At one time the naves of English
churches were the resorts of idlq
loungers, the gentry affecting much to
walk, to see and to be seen In the
various edifices. But the scenes which
took place in ‘ “Paul's walk,” in St
Paul’s cathedral, London, became a
scandal. The cathedral was termed
“at once a thoroughfare, a market
and a fashionable promenade!” Prom
an act passed in the reign of Qneen
Mary dealing with this abuse It would
seem that beer, bread, fish Sind flesh
were vended there, horses, mules and
cattle driven through the building and,
according to an old writer, the midst
of the cathedral was the scene of “all
kinds of bargains, meetings, brawl-
ings, murders, conspiracies and the
font for ordinary payments of money,"
It should be mentioned that no dif-
ference was made when the service
was going on.
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Ar. Houston ......................y
Lv. Houston (H. E. 4 W. T.).
Ar. Bhretireport .............................
Lv. Shreveport (Cotton Bolt).................
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Lv. BAN ANTONIO <0. H. 4 8. A.) ...............
Ar. Houston «.........
Lv. Houston (T. 4 N. O.).........................
Ar. New Orleans .............................. ....
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STOP-OVER ALLOWED AT NEW i
Orleans SH p, n».; leaving NewOrteSaisIiB
The Southern Picilic is ths OWE)1
0IL BUIKIN0 LOCOMOTIVES—He Sank*. *. Out. R* CtMMs.
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HOUSTON, TEXAS
Kansas City Southern
“Straight as the Crow Fites’
KANSAS CITY TO THE GULF
Lucas, La. offers a healthful loca-
tion, good water, cool breexea and no
mosquitoes. '
Lucas. La, will always have pro-
hibition by toruu of tho deeds.
Gruesome Vlblln.
A violin owned by a resident to
North Loudon consists of the greater
part of a human skull, over which is
etretched a piece of sheepskin, acting
as the Round-board. The finger board
if formed of a human thigh-bone,
whilst the pegs were once the small
bones of the hand of a South African
native. , , s:r
To Kefp Flower* Fresh.
Put thsja into lukewarm water aa
Soon as possible after gathering them,
and before arranging in vases, cut the
ends of the stalks horizontally, and
add a pinch of salt to each vase. -This
will, if fresh wster to added and the
etalks cut dally, prolong the life of
die flowers Indefinitely.
Mixed Metaphor.
A celebrated Irish Judge once pass
ed sentence in the following manner.
The prisoner was a butler, who had
been convicted of stealing his mas-
ter's wine: “Dead to every claim of
natural affection, blind to your own
real interests, you have burst through
all the restraints of religion and mor-
ality, and havo for many years been
feathering your own nest with your
master's bottles.”
French Barber With Nerve.
A Parisian barber, to win a wager,
entered a cage containing a lion and s
man, and composedly shaved the man
whilst the lion interestedly watched
the operation.
IN THB WORLD. FOB ITS LENGTH.
sSSsBfJ:
FREE GOVERNMENT HOMESTEADS
to twenty-five dollars or more per n •.to, V,
Writ* tot a copy of “ CURRENT EVEN’
KANSAS CITY SOUTH
THE SHORT LINE TO
“INEXPENSIVE AND] COMFORTABLE HOMES.”
'ST8.” published by the
"HERN RAILWAY
To Get Rid of Ants.
Sprigs of wIntergreen or ground
Ivy, It Is claimed, will drive away red
nuts, and branches of wormwood will
serve thi same purpose for black
ants.
Nutrition In Banana.
The banana possesses all the essen-
tials to the sustenance of life. Of
Wheat alone or potatoes alone, this
cannot he amid. When token as a
,,steady diet the banana to cooked—
ignrmlPw
and boiled in water aa a soup or cut
to slices and tried. "
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Peruyian Minerals.
Peru is one vf the richest countries
of the world in minerals of all kinds
—gold, silver, copper, mercury. Iron,
I lend, sulphur, coal, salt, petroleum,
etc., being found in great abundance—
and it only requires the action of capi-
tal and labor to make the republic as
renowned for its wealth as California.
Australia or South Africa, says the
United States consul at Callao.
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Boer War Losses.
This Is the official statement of Brit-
ish losses to the Boer war: Number of
officers killed, 719; deaths from enter-
ic fever, 1«J; from other diseases, 8*8.
The number of warrant officers, non-
commissioned officers and men who
were killed or died from wounds,
fhMZ; deaths from enteric, 7407, and
from other diseases, 4,926..
Superstitions, In Africa.
A writer says: “A Pondsgmhlef In
very olden days on accesaWto the
throne would .kill one of hlf brothers
and wash tn his Stood to strengthen
himself and then would keep hto*nedi-
cines tn the skull bf the ead brother
—a practice which raised the power of
the medicine to the ’nth,’ as mathema-
ticians would say. If a warrior ot
conapictJmjjk* bravery to killed In war
his body » made Into medicine and
administered to the young men to
make them brave—a practice which
may W|U have been the baste of canni-
. of
Co-operative Restaurants.
In Milan there are restaurants run
by the Unione Co-operative in which
a plate of soup costs 1 cent, a por-
tion of beef 6, veal 7 cents.
LOW EXCURSION RATES.
Travelers Protective _
Springfield, m., June 5 to 15.
trip one fare pins $2.00., O
June 4 to 6. Limit June 16. *
Peabody Normal Bummer
Nashville, Team, June 8 to August
I. One tore plus $2.00. On sale June
6 to 7, It, 25. Limit 15 days from date
ot sale.
OB Mil] Superintendents
tlon, Houston, Texas, June 1 to t,
1904. One and one third rates. Oa
sale May SI and Jnne 1. Limit June
4th, 1404.
Chautauqua assembly, Waxahatchle,
Texas, July 10. to 29th, 1904. Return
limit three days after the date an-
nounced as the dosing date of the
meeting. Sunday not to be counted aa
a day.
Annual meeting Danish Evangeli-
cal Lutheran church in America,
Hutchinson, Minn., June 1 to 7 1904-
Dates of trie May 28 to June S In-
clusive. Return limit, June 10.
Commencement exercises State
university. Austin, Texas. June 6 to
8, 1904. Summer school June 9 to 21
Convention excursion rates. On gale
June 4th and 1 Limit July S, 1904.
Texas State Christian Endeavor con-
vention, Dallas, Texas, Junq 10th to
12th, 1904. Convention excursion rates.
On sale Jane 8, and 10. Limit June
18, 1004. /
Meeting of the imperial oouncll,
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Orange Daily Tribune. (Orange, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 67, Ed. 1 Tuesday, May 31, 1904, newspaper, May 31, 1904; Orange, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth647357/m1/3/?q=Lamar+University: accessed June 11, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Lamar State College – Orange.