The Handout (Fort Worth, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 7, Ed. 1 Tuesday, January 15, 1918 Page: 4 of 4
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604 Houston Street
Mrs. W. M. Boone
The la.st meeting of the Koroso-
phian Literary Society before the hollv
days was held in joint .session with
the S. M. K. Society. The program
was long anil unusually interesting.
Some numbers were furnished by
members of both societies, ami others
by non-members.
Miss Minnie Victor related her
journey from Russia to America. We
On January 10th, the S. M. K.\s had
their first meeting since the holidays, j
The meetuitt' was..tun»ed. )Hto a. busi-
ness meeting f^Tlhc election of new
officers. The Tollowinu' officers were
elected to serve during the second
term.
President, Lottie liursey.
Vice President, Mildred Brothers.
Recording Secretary, Jessie May
traveled with her through Roumania, tieorge.
I»f I> !•:« TORY OK COLLEGE
(IA X 1ZATI ox.
OR-
I'he Student, Association.
Prcsidenit, Lucile Tanered
Secretary, Gem Cowling
Literary Seniors.
til i'i eside!!!.. . ..
Secretary,
; Prefciideijt,
President;
Annie Lee Sandel
Martha Duncan
Junior a.
.Teola Davis
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Sophomores.
Willie Galiga
.-1 cadi' iny.
Louise Matthews
Susan :V. Key Literary Society.
i': i -.<icn'. Teola Davis
KXtil.lSH OF THE TRENCHES
Secretary,
Eva Adams
Kurossophiart Literary Society.
'-'resident .
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President.',
y.
President.,
Secretary,
Helen Hines 1
Christine Stuckey '
One of the things the great war is
bringing about is the
that the English language is not
spoken exactly the same in all parts.
It has its idioms, of course. For in-
stance, Mr. Thomas Atkins, whom
everybody knows, feels it a bit Jiard,
don't, you know, to understand our
Santmie's line of talk. Sammie. on
the other hand, has a hard time try-
ing to figure out, just what Tommie
me ins when he talks his choicest
cockney.
The following jingle under the title
"Tommie Sizes Up Sammie" is tak-
en from the Detroit Saturday night,
and just what he wanted to say any-
how :
"KYI r.iwther 'ave his coffee than 'is
beer,
'L cuwnt tyke any pleasure drinkin'
ten.
'K calls the
Serbia, and other states until she i
reached Italy.,* She pictureed war
conditions and peaceful ones, for the
war had just begun when she left.
She told us many amusing incidents
of her visit with her brother in Na- j
pie's. On her way from Italy to Amer-:
ica, even submarines were after her.
Her troubled were not at an end until
1 after she had spent some time hi New
York and had finally reacheif' Port.
Worth. We had many hearty laughs
over her being accused of carrying
government documents as well as con-
tagious disease.
Mrs. Grammer, formerly Miss Nor-
ma Rutledge, read a clever selection.
As an encore she told us how she had
realization enjoyed her years here. Indeed we
do miss her and are almost selfish
enough to wish her back again.
Mrs. Manchester sang a beautiful
selection. This was a rare treat and
we cannot say how much we appre-
ciated her singing for us.
Miss Bessie Jo Simpson entertain-
ed us with a piano solo which was re-
ceived with the greatest applause.
Miss Alice Isbell kept us in laughter
with her humorous reading.
This was a most successful meeting'
and we hope the next joint session to
be even more so.
DR. BOAZ AND MR. YOUNG IN
CHAPEL.
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Treasurer, Lucile Bryan.
Chaplain, Cleo George.
Censor, Grace Ijrill.
Critic, Hester Jordan.
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Pianist, Ruth Parmer.
The installation will be Januai\v I
Everyone is invited to the pro-1
gram on Jan. 17, and every other j
program that we have. Following!
will be the next program:
Piano Solo, Correne Miller
Reading, Teeola Davis
Violin Solo, Queen ie Chappell
Current Jokes, Grace Hall
The Fittest and Most Interesting
News, Hiiclred Brothers
Vocal Solo. . Lucile Garlington
Music furnished by "Comb Orchestra." j
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Y. W. C. A.
As flii' New Year opens the . j
\V. ( . A. <il Texas ! exits Woman sj
College is reminded that another j
milestone lias been passed and j
that we need new enf linsiasm, new j
determination, and new endeavor j
in do better work this term tlmn ;
we have ever done bot'ore. We;
We are showing a wonderful collection of
the new Suits, Coats, Dresses, Waists,
Skirts and Hats
/>
In fact our store is filled with the new wearing apparel
for girls. We will be pleased to show you at your eon •
venieme, and we promise not to bother you with .slioiJ*
worn merchandise. We will only show you the m
i • 0
things.
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PIANO TUNING
PRICE KIKER
ROSE DALE Ait. I
Tuner for Texas Woman s College
Tuner for Texas Christian University
I.onnon Times, in Lang-
widge queer.
y. n'. c. a.
...Cleo George j
Lstelk- Massengale | Official organ of a ceiilet'ry.
i 'K peaks in such a blfioinin
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t'ress Club.
Lois
Martha Duncan
funny
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A MARTYR.
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kinds of martyrs there be,
1 Sis i'iiy»„We sneak ntirt ieularlv
. .•n.'M'.j'o ,J1'm sv'tL any
■1C talks of buddies, sideoiicks, mutts
and geeks,
But 'e can 'old 'is end up any dye,
And hevery blinker listens when 'e
speaks.
Our President and Vice-President
have been associated together so
long that they even think alike.
It is said that "great minds run in i ished each
the same channel" and T. W. C. has!
witnessed the truth of this proverb]
in the past few days,
One morning in chstjiel, Mr. Young !
-elected a certain passage of scrip-' netely
lure from one of St. Paul's letters I grain all the .more,
and drew from it a valuable lesson-
had our lirst meeting of litis last |
Tuesday night at the regular time.
Miss Ksielle Mussengale. read an
interesting paper or " livery Day
is Judgment Day. ' Lor.itta Sim-j
moilsc read as a short story.
1" Leading ■' and when she had fin ,
»!^e presenl had decid-
ed t hat il pays to do'"Voitr lies) to j
adaifi the goal. A ' violin volo
li\ No'rii Lee May hew (lilted m ex-
ind made us enjov I he pro-
"PURE TONE"
Ice Cream
"BETTER"
Candies
PANGBURN COMPANY
IA01 -,i VV. 7th St. Phone Lamar 2()->
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not agree.
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The one of which 1 ;
I. (i; e I truly pity.
lie can never escort his girl—
No! even to the city.
Avid a martyr he sure 'null is,
i \yhe:'i introduced to hi, • •mi ?,
\ For "'In :n he doesn't u"'.1 a
11 • , -iii , n'ili without .» 'i < i.
,1 ( h 1 ;: • i es her out a rid i
(rf course the "chap" must go,
"Put" how on earth am 1 to kiss hw,
I'd certainly like to know.'
If ,st.iil he keeps on smiling,
As he takes a seat in front. O
And refrains front helping up the
^Hut'f^r,
Because he hears a smothered granl.
He certainly is a martyr,
If he can do the stunt.
But maybe, it's because the chauffeur,
Is such a tiny runt.
His sweetheart sits beside him,
Close beside the chaperonc.
I f he "''un-Mieep from murmuring,
••By* Iievk, Pit take her home!"
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lie. surely is a wonder,
And needs some worthy praise,
If he can always stare ahead
And never backward gaze.
lie sits in mental torture,
Alim»st afraid to sneeze;
lie can not even touch her
M ucli less kiss,or 'squeeze.
"So- 'ere'' to vou. Sammie Vvan.ijnie,
if you'll let me call you so,
III seems jolly strarige to 'ear you
call a kippv blink a bo;
But no matter what your langwidge,
and no matter wot you do,"
j Hi daresay we 'Ave some Tallin's wot
seem bloomiil' strange to vou."
. ., , i' lar as n
that of forgetting your failures and j (, t ij j,, !• tin
! successes in I'lit pa»i. wd '' -Jsnt.'ir, t .
as most peopl
Young
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in T. W.
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Woman's College
" J.'.'. I.evils !
is an orgaiiiza-
oWII, ()f eol.'l'se.
THE SHOP THAT SAVES YOU MONEY
SHOE STORE
811 1-2 Houston Street
Shoes of Quality at Reasonable Prices
; for greater and higher
1 the future with renewed energy. It
j was a very appropriate talk with j tioil of its
which to begin the New Year. j those who hesitate a minute and I
A few mornings after, Dr. Boaz, i , hil|k kl)(AV gj;lt j,
who had been out of the city on (
business for 'a few days and had
| But Sammie and Tommie, now that
! they are neighbors in the trenches
| .if Prance, understand one another
perfectly, and when the" talk tur-
key to the Huns a little bit of Eng-
lish goes a long way. Kx.
Kji ^ ; (
I <;.i.y he is a martyr,
i;.;l j' this he can with: tand.
iCalt him angel, saint, or martyr,
But never call him, man.
THE
PARADOX.
ft nit:- with patriotic /.est
A sweater for he'- hero,
kt d all tile while her own fair
Is ha red to blasts of zero.
chest
|iii: works up yarn in double hanks
wublen socks she's making,
n i'"t ftji i hat her dainty shanks
gau/;, j.lli aie quaking. .
'Iti "Hal i iilthe. how you vex,
yiriif all; solution!
i?hoever spoke of "weaker sex"
iv'. y.eir crmstitutlon.
Bardolph News
SI OPO'-P
Suppose you had to live entirely
by yourself for several weeks. What
sort of companionship would you
have ?
Suppose everyO&iie in the colleges
of North America took as earnest
and practical an interest as you take
in the vast host of men in the ter-
rible dreariness of the military pris-
on camps. Would their pitiful lot
be any better.
Suppose your acts and motives
! were judged just as generously as
vou judge others. Would the opin-
ion so formed of you be kind as
well as fair?
Suppose the ^Christian Associa-
tions in your college went out of
existanee tomorrow. Would any one
be aware of the fact?
Suppose all your friends at once
adopted your habits of Bible study
old prayer. Would they be th<5 bet
ter for it?
Suppose every Christian man and
woman in college took your attitui
towards the familiar evils of your
campus. Would your college soon
know a new and better day?
Suppose you spent as much time
in praying for your friend as you do
in discussing or -criticising him
would you both be the better for it?
—"The North American Student,"
October, lit! 7,
TRADITION.
Holidays always cause dissipation,
And every form of recreation.
Every one leaves his occupation.
And forgets his obligations.
Now do not let procrastination
Hinder all your preparations.
Just forget those hesitations,
Ahit get down to concentration.!
—ex.
consequently missed Mr. Young's
address, returned and conducted the
chapel exercises. He used the^ajjt5'.\
text, followed\ the same lin^'ofl
thought aifil closed with the' siOlW
admonition that Mr. Young had.
However remarkable the coinci-
dence seems, the lesson was a good
one and the repetition only fixed the Deeeinhei
main points more firmly in the; Don Monthly,
students' minds.
First Student, wearily- " I suppose
I'll be up all night tonight. I've got
to make out my expense account."
Second Student—"Why noCjust tell
the truth and get a good night's
sleep?"
Tjiose whe» are interested and
/tudy about it af all realize the
greatness and vaslness n! it and
kno\\' that anyone who is-n mem-
ber of (lie Ymwig Woman 's t 'hris-
ian Assoe.ian is a member of a
*
World organization. Tlii.s re-
s one of a sliorl poem in -the
>r hI the Assoe ia-
"A fellowship that is divine
And human in its sweep,
Throughout the lands,
Throughout the years,
Our fait,hful hearts shall keep."
Mr. Taylor starting home, from Y.
BRADFORD BROTHERS PHARMACY
—i FOR
YOUR LUNCH and DRINKS
said that '
.. ; W. (.'. A., at about 8 n. m.
~~~ ~ . . 4 he preferred going batk to town to go
Its beginning to ram,; home
The Dean
you had better stay for dinner."
Former Student—"Oh, thanks very
much, but it's not bad enough for ;
that." i
"Why, Dr. Taylor, are you afraid
someone will hold you up."
"No sir, I'm afraid they will knock
me down.''
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