The Handout (Fort Worth, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 4, Ed. 1 Friday, October 19, 1923 Page: 3 of 4
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I team
• Art'
\ jejune Junior Jollities
f.st week we hud an awful time
ftt.ith our history problems, but this
f k We are still more worried over
Ssh investigations. We were
2 U rittlnf in a certain Eng-
h class last week or last year or
avbe the btfore-w« 4»m»-
,1 «»jho» we And the
I was raining and the grass was
II <rot sprinkled on and the wind
L a whistlin' through the trees and
( were. wondering what we were
hoing to do if we didn't get some
winter clothes when-all of a sudden
L heard the prof say:
"But now we must run quickly
Ithroug-Ti Irving.
Poor Mr. Irving* How our hearts
[bled for him. We have a moving p'c-
tl„.e of thq Ipoor imposed-on man
\ after the class of some thirty or
[forty girls Sot through running
quickly through him. He would have
| been a case for the undertaker N'est
fee que Pas rien ?
We feel awfully big—using French
|an(j go fifth. We are hoping, how-
fever that Miss Wilson doesn't read
I these deep meditation. We are not
I perfectly sure about that French.
Speaking of clothes a few mom-
ents ago touched on our sore spot.
| If we don't get some pretty soon
[we're gonna have to begin wearing
[kegs, and barrels of assorted sizes
land colors. On second thought, we
[believe that would be a pretty good
Iidea. One could paint stripes verti-
I tally or horizontally or both, and
[stick in polka dots at appropriate
I places. Could even get this uneven
[hem line effect by breaking o(T a
stave at the psychological point. Why
fshuckins! The idea has endles.3 pos-
sibilities. A person might even em-
fbroider an afternoon keg with the
help of a borer. We would suggest
[that it be painted a delicate shade yf
[green with biege polka dots. A very
[effective morning dress could be
[painted blue with white pockets. My
[soul! This scheme beats the inner-
rtube sofa pillow idea all hollow. We're
(.thinking of opening a keg designing
Jshoppe. See Handout Office.
We've just had an awful shock. Y'-
Eknow these teachers should give some
[warning before they send out grades.
[When the wails and gnashing of
iteeth broke out in the hall. We
[strolled out to see what was the ieep
[underlying cause of it all. After
[looking over some of our neighbors'
[grades, we summoned our courage,
[swallowed our heart, settled our chin
Iin our collar, but otherwise getting
[ourselves ready for the fray, we
[marched downstairs, and in a wee
Ismall voice asked for our grades. O
|kind|y night, draw thy friendly shad-
es! We have not yet recovered.
Guess we had better retire awhile
|till we regain our equilibrium.
Gaspingly yours,
Junior.
THE HANDOUT
Exchange
The orchestra will now render, "He
Works in a Calendar Factory, for
He's Always Making Dates."
The Breeze.
. A higly successful social occasion
was given in the dining hall and kit-
chen of the Girl's Home last Fridajc
night. Candy making was the main
feature of the evening. After a time
the "cooks" managed to get enough
candy ahead to place it-on platters
to be served to the ones who had in-
terests in the dining-hall. Some were
absolve*! in playing "42", but the
majority enjoyed just being allowed
the privilege of conversing with a
member of the opposite sex.
The Clarco.
A Sophomore is a form of egotism
that looks down on a Freshman and
up at the tall buildings.
A Junior is a suspended judgment,
abjolutely liberated from the past,
and completely surrounded by the fu-
ture.
A Senior is one who has dreamed
for three years of the meaning of an
A. B., and is now in a fair way of
finding it means "absolutely busted."
The Clarco.
Page three
SOPHMORE SALT
The SophomOre Class met and de-
cided on the colors, motto and mas-
cot for the year '23-23. The com-
mittee chairman reported that the
committee had considered the colors
of "Peacock, Blue and Bronze.)) The
Mascot—Peacock. The motto—Watch
us. Strut our stuff (strut your stuff)
The committee report was gladly
^accepted and the "Peacocks" began
strutting and intend to continue to
strut.
Although we were late in elect-
ing our pep squad representative, jje*"'
had a reason. First we. knew Jo
Maddox was the most eligible leader
for the pbp squad and wanted her to
be leader so we waited until she was
elected then we turned to our endless
supply of peppery girls and began de-
bating on which was logical one.
Thelma Lee Harger was elected
and, boy! howdy! With two hunks of
pep like Joe and Thelma Lee in the
pep squad, we the Sophomores are
gonna shine.
When the Sophs met to decide what
each Soph wanted to do in the parade.
Strange to say a large per cen of
the girls wanted to ride horse back.
DAN
Shows This Week
AT THE PALACE
BUBBLES FROM BO ASP BEN
BROOK
Johnnie Smeat spent the week-end
t her home in Commanche.
Edith Hall spent last Tuesday night
j*ith her sister in Dallas.
Nadine Crump ai* Mildred Mo
Lee sPent the week-end in Dallas, Na-
Bine's mother and brother aeeompan-
ed them home
Mary Lena Jones had as her guest
Mday, Mr. Billie Watts from Sim-
ons.
The Winters Bunch went to the foot
|a" Same Saturday, wonder what the
attraction was.
If you want something to eat join
rhe "I'm" Club up on third.
Grace Sikes spent the week-end dft
C. I. A. will enjoy the first grand
opera of the season, November 5,
when the San Carlo Grand Opera
Company, under the direction of For-
tune Gallo, will present one program
in the auditorium. The coming of the
noted troupe is in line with the policy
of the College in bringing to the
campus each year one or more stand-
ard attractions in addition to num-
bers offered in the artists' course.
The Lass-0
To try otft for basket ball, a num-
ber of prospects fo.r the girl's team
met Monday at 5 p. m. in the gym-
nasium.
Miss Ethel Gray, the coach, be-
lieves she has splendid material from
which to pick the team, and the girls
played theif first afternoon of prac-
tise with enthusiasm.
S. M. U. The Semi-Weekfji* Campus
Southwestern's Pirates reverted all
previous sport dope and held the Ag-
gies to 13 points. The A. & M. Farm-
ers were dealt with quite a surprise
too, when the Pirates held those
"Conference Champion-to-be" down
to the tune of 13 to 0 on Kyle Field.
One of the outstanding features of
the game was the steadfastness and
fierceness with which the Pirates
held the Aggies back
The Meghaopne.
Baylor girls are to have a chance
to see the college football game to
be played at Tmple, Saturday after-
noon, October 20.
Howard Payne's fast eleven of
Brownwood will vie with the follow-
ers of John and Charles Wesley of
Southwestern University from Geor-
getown—and as both teams have held
the fast Texas Aggies to a close
score it is expected that the game
will afford as good college football
as will be seen in Texas any time
this season.
Arrangements are being planned
whereby a special section will be re-
served for Baylor College girls so
that they may go over and root for
their Baptist brethern from Brown
Wood. • o •
The United Statements,
her home in Gainesville.
Mr. Griffith's latest screen sensa-
tion is entitled "The White Rose." It
is a story of Southern romance and
all the exterior scenes have been pho-
tographed amid the splendor of the
unsullied open spaces of the sunny
south land and encompassing the rare
and delicate architecture of fine old,
stately mansions of that section in
days gone by.
The story and its attendant action
is quite modern, but offords Mr. Grif-
fith opportunities pleasing to interp-
ret flashes of olden days in a manner
all his own.
It's worth your whilo, come and see
it.
O
AT THE PHILLIPS EGYPT
The characters in "Temporary
Marriage" are interpreted by a east
of notable and talented players—a
cast which must be called all-star.
There are Kenneth Harlan, Mildred
Davis, Myrtle Stedman, Tully Mar-
shall, Maude George, and Stuart Hol-
mes, places who are top favorites
everywMf^-players who are rich in
dramatic gifts. Lambert Hillyer, de-
rector of many of the screen's best
productions, is credited with the di-
rection of "Temporary Marriage."
Mr. and Mrs. Woods of Dallas were
here this week-end to be with their
daughter, Genevive. John S. Woods
of A. & M. was here also.
Kathleen Logan spent the. week-
end in the City. A. & M. products
were the principal attractions.
Judge and Mrs. Roy Killougs and
daughter Josephine of Vernon were
here this week-end to be with Mrs.
lyio'rehead. The girls enjoyed their
"visit almodj^-.as much as did Mrs.
Moreheadjmerself.
Eunice Mines and Margaret With-
erspoon of I. P. C. were here Sunday
to see Frances Hufstutler.
Mrs. Green of Jacksboro has been
here to se her daughter, Berneice.
Dr. C. M. Maupin of Waurika has
been here to see Nora.
Ada Wynne and Peggie Montague
spent the week-end in the city.
Mary Lillian Austin, Ora Lee Dav-
idson and Jewell Evans spent the
week-end in the city.
Fred Hall of Dallas was here to
see Anna Belle Moore.
Mrs. J. G. McCall of Brady is vhere
this week visiting Marjorie. They
went to Dallas this weefl-end and saw
the A. & M. game.
Mrs. H. C Willis of Whitewright
was here a few days to see her dau-
ghter Minnie.
Helen Jameson ' and Virgie Parks
have been sick. »
Josie Lee Maddox spent the week-
end with Christel Alston.
Ruth Henderson, Edith Crownover
and Anna Belle Moore spent Satur-
day night with Mrs. Lockspeech.
Karen's brother, Jack Hardin came
over for the week-end and took Karen
to see the A. & M. game.
Velta Pardue and Dorothy Ruth of
C. I. A. were here this week-end.
Thelma Lee Harger spent the
weelc-end in the city.
Ina Benson and Roberta Owens
spent the week-end with Mrs. M. J.
Tierney.
Mayme Weaver spent the week-
end in the cit ywith Mrs, Dr. Sneed.
Mrs. D. C. Tisdial, a former stu-
dent of T. W. C. is visiting her sis-
ter Virgie Parks. We all just love
her baby, don't we?
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MILLINERY
IMPORTER
AT THE HIPPODROME
One of the season's best shows "Go-
ing Up." The story is laid around
a resort where quiet a number of rich
people are spending the summer.
Douglas MacLean acting as a great
aviator is challenged by a French
ace, he tries every way to get out of
it, but does not succeed, so the con-
test starts and so does the laughter.
Dr. Hardy, president of Baylor col-
lege, in his opening address enthus-
iastically urges that the girls of that
institution become thoroughly satur-
ated with the "Baylor spirit."
—The United Statements.
Love makes the world go around
looking foolish.
Webster defines a flapper as "a
young bird not yet able to fly well."
Oh, innocent Webster.
AT THE RIALTO
Gladys Mclver and Leta
visited in the city Sunday.
Martin
The popular matinee idol, Bryant
Washburn who has an important role
in "The Common Law," was not only
born in Chicago, but began both his
stage career and his screen career
in the Windy City. His initiation to
the realms of the cinema was with
the old Essanay Company, and it was
with them that he scored some of his
most marked successes. He has made
an enviable name for himself in many
pictures.
"The Common Law" began a seven
day engagement at the Rialto Thea-
tre last Sunday.
AT THE MAJESTIC
The Meridian college glee club has
been organized and the first call for
recruits was answered by a hearty
response. This club feels sure of a
wonderful year, under the direction of
their worthy instructor, Mr. Kitzerow.
—The Juniorette.
608 Houston Street
Phone Lamar 4857
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Mother: Tommy, why don't you go
out and play with that new little boy
next door?"
Tommy: "I don't think he is well
enough to be out yet. I played with
him yesterday." £j
Once there was a bull dog who was
in ther, habit of jumping at conclu-
sions. This old dog's name was
August," and one day August
jumped at the conclusion of a^gray
mule. The next day was the first of
September, because that was the last
of August.
Moral: Don't jump at conclusions.
—The Tattler.
Luxurious
Fur Chokers
and Scarfs
in Newest
Skins.
bM5
Furs are more popular than ever this season, for
they add so much to one's custume.
We are showing a wonderful assorfment in single
and double animal effects, in Foxes of every wan-
ted shade, Sablesf Minks, Baum and Stone Marten
and Natural Squirrel—and as to prices—they are
somewhat lower than heretofore. They range
from
$25 to $225
*
Department Second Floor
There is no doubt that Mme. Pefc-
rova is the outstanding star, at the
Majestic this week. She first appears
and sings four songs in four different
voices and four different languages,
her play entitled "Hurricane" which
Later she took the house by storm in
was produced at the Silwin Theatre,
Chicago.
Newhoff and Phelps sang some
very cler songs but when they
sang their version^ of "Toot,
Toot, Tootsie, Goodby" it took
the house by storm, in fact
caused the audience much laughter and
most of thev«nudience were laughing
so they forgot to encore.
There were four other acts which
cased the audience much laughter an.)
wonderment. The music is also ver7
good this week.
Frenchman: "Ou, la, la,! I enjoy ze
shoeball game, so much."
Wop: "You maka me laugh! Ha,
ha, ha!"
Frenchman: "Make you laugh?
Porquoi ?"
Wop: "You saya shoeball, ha, ha!"
Frenchman: "Shoeball—oui"
Wop: "Such ignorance! Not shoe-
ball—feetball!"
—Yellow Jacket
DEFICTVE-TSETO
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have. • us*
EXAMINE-
VOUC-TEETtl
This
is
a known fact, admitted by all phy-
sicians and dentists, each part of
the body depends upon the other
for its well-being. Defective teeth
will sooner or later ..affect your
eyes. It is especially necessary for
those in school who use the eyes
constantly in study to take special
care of the teeth. Avoid double
trouble by calling upon us and cor-
recting defects in yolir teeth.
BEWARE OF DELAY!
DR. W. C. CLARK
1015 l/z Main
Phone Lamar 7001
'Style and Quality for
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"I'll never speak to you again."
"I had my theme, but I lost it."
"I'm so ignorant, it's pitifefl."
"You brute, I hate you!"
"I've just washed my hair, and
can't do anything with it."
"I'm a woman-hater; I'll never go
With one."
Exchange.
And the Porch Light Burned Out.
"Where the daughter?" asked the
Siberian chieftain of his wife.
"Oh, she's siting out on the steppes
with her young man."
—Widow.
Correct., Watson.
Two slightly deaf men were holding
a conversation across the street. One
of the men was wearing golf togs and
carrying golf sticks. His friend
shouted over to him:
"What are you doing, Tom, going
to play golf?"
"No," replied the other, "I'm going
to play golf."
"Oh," his friend answered, "I
thought you might be going to play
golf."
"My, my," said the gas, as it puffed
through the muffler, "how exhausting
this is!"—Burr.
Silken >
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Vanity Fair
and R. & M.
Makers of rich silk unders, the
Vanity Fair Jersey Silk Garments
are in flesh, peach and orcaid.
Vests, $1.69 to $3.50
Teddies, $4.95 to $5.98
Bloomers, $3.98 to $5.50
R. & M. high quality Jersey Silk
garments.
Vests, $3.50 to $5.50
Teddies, $4.98 to $7.95
Bloomers, $4.98 to $7.95
Crepe de Chine Gowns in the lead-
ing' color tints, $7.50 to $35.00.
Second Floor.
W. C. Stripling Co.
"There's nothing like combining
business with pleasure," said the
tailor's daughter, as she wrecked the
crease in her lover's trousers.
Patronize Handout Advertisers
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Supplies to order.
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cigar* out of the box, and that would
make the box a cigar lighter."
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