The Handout (Fort Worth, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 4, Ed. 1 Friday, October 19, 1923 Page: 4 of 4
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THE HANDOUT
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LIFE SERVICE BAND
The Life Service Band had its reg-
ular meeting last Tuesday afternoon.
Miss Leona Fender, Vice-President,
was in charge, as Miss Jewel Louran-
ce was absent on account of her
grandmother's death.
The service was opened by singing
> sgme songs, after which Miss Mary
Neely gave an inspirational devo-
tional. Commenting on ythe scripture
and closing with a prayer.
Mrs. Hargrove, ' that one who al-
ways brings us something fresh from
the Master's ha/id, which, filife .^our
hearts to over flowing, brought us a
very interesting message,. She intro-
duced the book, which the Band is to
study "Choice and a Career," by Ina
C. Brown and Garfield Evans, both of
which are from our Central League
office. This is a 'book, which is essen-
tial to any Christian girl in college,
to aid her in choosing a career for her
future life.
Several testimonies were given as
to the real opportunities that are pos-
sible for the girl today; that one with
whose hely all things are possible,
that one who ever keeps His hand on
us. God.
The meeting was closed by a pray-
er from Miss Manns.
We invite all girls to come to this
Life Service meeting who are inter-
ested in special work for the Master.
H.'T.
SOME SWEET SOPHOMORE
SOPHISTORIES
There are bells and bells and belles.
It must be wonderful to be a belle,
but it's such a short step from a
belle to a dumbell I imagine one never
feels really safe. And, too, these are
dumbells and dumbells. Like the other
day somebody went down to the gym
and asked, "Is this the gymnasium?"
Miss Parrish replied, "It is."
"Well," returned the other, "I am
looking for a dumbell and was told
I could find one down here." Now it
all depends on the kind of dumbell
ftiey were after. Itjs a term one can't
afford to be usiu£ too promiscuously
—it's loaded. The kind of dumbell
that individual was seeking (we
trust) is that harmless and exceeding
useful little affair of wood or iron
whose calling in this world is to be
of assistance to ambitious souls seek-
ing after physical fitness. And the
kind they were not after (surely) is
that piece of human mechanism, in
whom some of the wheels, particu-
larly those located in the belfrey, fail
to function properly. In other words,
with the same meaning, it's the in-
dividual who asks "Did not Frieda
Hempel play 'Bluebeard's Eighth
Wife'?" And says "I sure hope
Thanksgiving comes on a week day
so we will get out of some work.,,
That is, a dumbell is the "Yes, we
have no bananas," kind of person.
We see them every day, mix and
mingle with them. In fact they are
with us constantly, and the greatest
trouble is everybody does not agree
on the' specific characteristics of a
dumbell and therefore your best
friend may be to somebody the big-
gest dumbell, and worse than that,
even you and I may be classed by
some as one of the specie. And after
all, since we all have some character-
istics that make us eligible, can we
afford to be so hard on the next fel-
low?
Doings of Ann 1 TOWNE TATTLE
Mr. George Clark was the guest of
our sister, Henrietta.
Miss Matties Bell Adams spent the
week-end in Dallas.
Miss Ruby Burk spent the week-
end at home.
Bonnie and Florence McAfee with
Kathleen Logan spent the week-end
with Kathleen's aunt.
Moraha Curtner spent Sunday with
her aunt.
Jo Hawkins spent the -week-end
in Weatherford.
Dorothy Dean spent the-' week-end
in Dallas.
Mr. Autrey Cousins from Amarillo
was guest of Lucy Leo Kerr.
Miss Mary Elizabeth Stegall spent
the week-end in the city.
Miss Gladys Jennings was guest of
her aunt in the city Sundav.
Miss Vivian Harris spent the week-
end at her home in Grapevine.
Mrs. II. W. Laster spent the week-
end with her sister, Nell Hudson.
Mr and Mrs, Bowman were visit-
ing their daughter, Mary, last week.
Mrs. J. P. Montgomery spent Sat-
urday in the city with her daughter,
Maudine Puekett
Mrs. Charles Montgomery visited
daughter, Willie Fayette, over the
week-end.
Mr. Sydney Stout and Miss Ellen
Pugsley went to the Sewanee and A.
& M. game in Dallas.
Mr. N. Jones visited Miss Zi Cum-
mings last Thursday night. And Ben
is went.
Mr. John Oakes visited Nell Gro-
gan Sunday.
Beecher got a box of candy, we
want some Beecher.
The D. U. B. Club gave a birthday
party, Ollie Jordon, Avenelle Tal-
bot, Mattie Brooks, Elizabeth Smith,
Hurst, Maragaret Grammar, Margar-
et Ellington, Evelyn Hall and Buna
Mae Cunningham were the guests.
They had a qake and a box from
home.
Mr. Roscoe Howard visited Miss
Elizabeth Upson Sunday.
REJECTION
Bu-z-z-we're at it again
They Say That—
Town girls, they aint got no style.
They're certainly mistaken however,
for we're more than style. Who were
the first to wear Jubilee Bonnets?
P. C. Girls,, of egjirse. Mamie said
.wear 'em and Marion said "Blossom"
and we did. One would hardly recog-
nize our vivacious Bessie C. in her
demure Sunday Bonnet. It's becom-
ing Bessie.
• Th'c.ythat:—Fruit salad, tater
chips, sandwiches and sh-h Angel
food cake—for angels, is the best
yet. We agree with them tool There
never has been such a glorious all
day meeting as the P. C. Girls had
last Thursday. The crowd was so
large that Marion and Madeline had
to seek seclusion behind the screen.
Please give us a tell Marion, was it
lack of room, or bashfulness, or just
plain appetite? Sounded a little like
Terrell, but we're sure there is some
explanation.
They say that:—We all make mis-
takes and Mamie made a few
t'other day. Can°your own ears de-
ceive you? Honest, such terrible
things as this poured forth from her
ruby lips:
"Well, now that we've decided to
wear something, shall we wear ros-
tujnes or just big hats!" etc.
Oh! Do watch your step m'dear.
Remember Bernard.
They say that:—Miss Spiggins has
had one good bunch in her short hap-
py life. Come back again Miss Sprig-
gins, we need your presence.
They say that:—You never can tell
Would you believe that the ancestors
of the P. C. Girls belonged to such
prosaic occupations ? Drunkards,
Bootleggers, and Scat—! ?
They say that:—Ruth Wellbeam is
glad to get away from weiners once
in a while and have an honest to
"NOTICE" YOU
ARE INVITED
goodness feed. Hot
HOW ABOUT IT?
Parents are your mothers and fath-
ers who expect A when you get D
and then when you work like fury and
get A—if y'can—they write and say:
"that's good—but no more than I ex-
pected."
Mr. Howard tells us the way to
know whether it's salt or sugar you
have is that the other one is the one
you think you have.
Sartorical hint—Wear your old
blouses now, why save them until you
have to begiO leaving your sweaters
off.
In a few more years the weaklings
only among our young men will look
for soft collar jobs. Today the clerk
in the store is envious of the skilled
artisan, and the wise flapper wants to
marry a mechanic or a carpenter, as
soon as she becomes a wise flapper.
What is the difference between a
fisherman and a stupid boy? One
baits his hook; the other units his
book.
Tom went out, his dog went with
him; he went not before, behind, nor
on one side of him, then where did
he go—must've been on the other
side.
. I took the Victrola out from under
the radiator, and put on that popular
record "Save that Schoolgirl Com-
plexion," tfee melody inspired me,
and I began to drive nails in the table.
A man entered, chewing on a sprig
of parsley. I had never seen him be-
fore, and besides if there is anything
I hate worse than a floral wreath on
a derbyshat, 'it'is for a man to enter
my room eating parsley. I threw my
hammer at him and invited him in
polite terms to have a chair. He took
one and pitched it at me. He broke s
window pane and threw his hat out-
side. This pleased me, so I snatched
up my three best ink bottles and aim-
ing carefully at his left ear, I threw
them at him one by one. He fell
gracefully to the floor, and I wept
bitterly to think that I had bent my
three best ink bottles.
Having nothing better to do I
wrapped the rug around me, and went
out and sat in the rain. After a little
while I went back and as I opened the
door, the villian opened one eye and
said accusingly, "You did not give
me anything to read."
"Oh well, it doesn't matter, because
the clock has stopped, anyway."
">Yes, but jt's raining."
"We wont argue about it, you know
| as well as I do that it's three months
till Christmas," I replied.
"All right, but you'll regret it. I
wanted you four years ago."
"You lie!" I screamed in wrath, as
I tenderly assisted him to rise.
" I love you," he confessed, beating
my head against the wall, "and have
loved you for years."
"I knew it all the time, but T never
saw you before in my life."
And to be picked up by the ink bot-
tles and my hammer and went away
forever, mumbling to himself. He
must never know my heart, whatmdA
must never know, but I heard his
words, Xnd they broke my heart, what
lie said \W^this, "Time to Retire."
The girl who screams "The student
laws ought to be enforced or repeal-
ed," isn't fooling us. She merely wants
them repealed.
You can tell a Freshman from a
Sophomore by remembering that
Freshmen have the largest mouths.
Popular songs could be worse. No
song is as bad as its parodies.
Keep a \va(/h on your words my darl-
in lC
For words are wonderful things
They are' sweet like the bees fresh
honey
Like the bees they have terible stings
They can bless like the warm, triad
sunshine
And lighten a lonely life;
They can cut in the strife of anger,
Like an open two-edge knife.
Lot them pass through your lips un-
challenged,
If their errand is true and kind—
If they'come to support the weary,
To comfort and help the bliid;
To comfort and help the blind;
If a hitter, revengeful spirit,
Prompt the words, let them be un-
said;
They may flash through a brain like
lightning
Or fall on a heart like lead.
Keep them back, if they are cold and
cruel,
Under bar, look and seal,
The wounds they make, my darling.
Are always slow to heal,
They say that:—War have a poet
in our midst. I caught one little fish
out of water 'tother day, dripping
this:
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I rise before you now,
I'd rather see than be one.
They say that:—I don't know
nothin' nohow, so I'm gonna let up
and catch that fish and scale her if
she don't contribute.
TRIGONOMETRY
By ROBERT B. MAYFIELD
Trigonometry is my "Jonah,"
I shall not pass;
It maketh me to lie down on a bed
of thorns,
It vexeth me in my sleep,
It worrieth me in the law of sines and
consines for its angles' sake.
It leadeth me into befuddling cogi-
tations and causeth many sorrow-
ful tears to trickle down my manly
cheeks,
Cutting deep furrows in the flesh-col-
ored powder so artly besmeared
thereon;
Yea, tho I burn much mid-night oil
and study with much wearines of
flesh,
Thy tangents and contangents they
torment me.
But I will take refuge in a. "Campus
Course,"
With a girl both stately and slender,
Whose face shineth as a full moon,
and eyes with starry splendor.
That flash upon me the secrets of
the beauty of her heart;
Whose hair is dusky brown, perfum-
ed by the apothecaries' are.
Surely, Trigonometry with its D's and
E's
Has passed off and grown old as a
moth-eaten garment,
And its cares Bee away as shadows,
and are case off as shirt of great
dirtiness
Bui the joys and enchantments of
that girl 'o mine
Shall lure me to Baylor's Campus
forever.
Even so— Oh! Sanwich—Selah.
"Cut our" part of those long Sun-
day afternoons by coming to the Sen-
ior Epworth League which meets
every Sunday evening at 6:30.
The First Sunday in November the
League will haye charge of the even-
ing service, at which time all new
members will take an oath of mem-
bership. Also the Senior I eaguo in-
(on the evening of the 30th of this
month) for a Halloween party. If you
vites each member to be at the church
went to League at home come to ours
It is yours, while you are here. Come
on, work in it, be at home' in the
League.
Special Patriotic Program for next
Sunday. Helen Sidwell leader.
CAN YOU BEAT THIS?
The following girls in T. W. C.
training school have been neither ab-
sent nor tardy since school opened
this semester:
Mattabel A. Adams, Thelma Wells,
Mattie Mae Slevens, Ethel Singleton.
Octavia Rogers, Gladys Riddle, Ame-
lia Read, Nan Overton, Willie Lee
Maxwell, Le Veta Maxwell, Josephine
Kernon, Ruth Heath, and Frances Go-
wan.
Can any class in college beat this?
If so, let's hear from you.
Jewel Pilley (at the Turner home):
"What time does Sunday School
start?"
Bro. Turner: "At nine-forty-five."
Jewel: "Well, I believe I'll take
another biscuit."
Five mad days of festivals, parties,
banqi^ts and teas are over and 119
Freshmen, co-eds now wear the col-
ors of their chosen Sororities. Multi?
ribbons are very mugby in
abundance around the campus.
The Semi-Weekly Campus
TAILORED*
COATS FOR WOMEN
-'f or Aress and sport wear
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You may want a sport coat, a
dress coat or a richly fur-trimmed
coat.
You'!! find it here in a smarter
style than you have seen before.
Fine fabrics, exquisite tailoring
and exceptional value, too
to $185
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But where did Iodine?
The Kentucky Wesleyan.
OH! MR. REED!
0, chemist of skill, investigate;
Answer this quiz of mine,
I think I knew what carbonate,
While walking down the main drag
of this great city the other day, I
saw a very prominent young T. C. U.
student who seemed somewhat under
the influence of soda pop, shouting
lustily: "Give me wine, women and
song, an' especially th' first three."
Hearne and Hearne
Dentists
803 F & M Bank Bldg.
Lamar 996
T. W/C. girls come in and trv our
FRESH CANDY
Lekas Confectionery
1600 Main Street
WYSE-McKEY j
206 Houston St.
Stripling Just Across the f
Street From Us |
"A WOMAN'S SHOP" j
Staite Beauty Shop
Bobbing 25c
Special on Hair Goods
912'/2 Main Lamar 2396
You too
can win
the prize-
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MILLINERY
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604 HOUSTON ST.
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Where Most Women Trade
W/POI/S
Confectionery
1112 Main St.
All T. W. C. Welcome
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Shoes of comfort and
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"ZAZA"
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"What kind of a model is your
automobile ?"
"It isn't any kind of <i model," re-
plied Mr. Howard, gloomily, "It's a
horrid example."
The girl who uses lip sticks often
shows a man good taste.
Henry Lee: "Ma, can I go play?"
Ma Stout: What! with those holes
in your trousers ?"
Henry Lee: "Naw, with those kids
across the street."
"Rastus, are you a married man?"
"No Sah, Boss, I earns mail own
living"
ROUND
KJI'I'KR
SHOES
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May peace, guard your life and ever,
From the time of your early youth.
May the words that you daily utter,
Be the words of beautiful truth.
X
PHILIPS EGYPT
—STARTING SUNDAY—
James Kirkwood
and
Doris Kenyon
in i
"YOU ARE GUILTY"
HIPPODROME
Theatre
Mrs. Wallace Reid
in
"Human Wreckage"
with
James Kirkwood and others
WEEK STARTING OCT. 21st.
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SMITH'S MEAT MARKET
Sandwiches and Hamburgers]
1509 Vaughn St.
43
PANGBURN'S
Chocolate Shop
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Candies, Party Favors, Salted!
Nuts, Soda, Lunches and
Cigars
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609 Houston Street j
Phone L. 1067 j
Fort Worth, Texas
Where the T. W. C. Girls Meet
and Are Welcome.
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EVERETT DRUG CO.
| Drugs, Toilet Articles, Sta-
| tionery and Cold Drinks.
I We will appreciate your Katie.
| 3200 Ave. F. Free !)"li eryj
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Phone Lamar I f I
Houston Street at Tenth
Fort Worth, Texas.
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The Handout (Fort Worth, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 4, Ed. 1 Friday, October 19, 1923, newspaper, October 19, 1923; Fort Worth, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth772060/m1/4/?q=Lamar+University: accessed June 10, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Texas Wesleyan University.