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A 65 yearold man was hauled before a judge in Florida for drunken driving. And the man boasted that no amount of liquor could impair his facilities. He offered to prove it by downing another pint of his favorite booze and then go through the standard tests. The judge said okay and the man put away the pint and the judge asked him to touch his nose with his hand. The man hit himself in the mouth instead and the judge found him guilty.