That can't go wrong.
How do you feel, terrified?
I don't care if I can't this.
She'll tear it down
the Katwala Bailey's talking about his
name, Big Momma, and her habit of tearing
down fences is more than offset by
another hadit having quin's.
The chances of a cow having twins is
about 50 to one and Big Momma
has had seven cents.
A spokesman at Texas A&M said the chance
of that happening is more than a million
to one.
Big Momma has also had four single births
for a grand total of 18 calves in
the past 10 years.
The latest twins, Joe and Josephine,
were delivered Christmas Day.
Their father is a handsome fellow named
Lamplighter, but he can't take credit
for this tendency for twins because
Big Mama's fire has been lighted by
bulls other than Lamplighter with
the same result she has gotten so
used to thinking double that once she has
a single, she starts looking for another
calf to nurse.
This rare productivity has made her a
favorite at the beggarly farm, and she
is treated accordingly.
However, Big Mama's star status is
now being challenged by a relative
unknown named Betsy Betsy
of the smoldering eyes who shared some
pasture passion with Lamplighter last
year and delivered a set of twins
last month.
But Big Momma isn't worried about the
competition, and she's not even thinking
about retiring with spring just
around the corner.
Her thoughts are turning to love.
And a rendezvous with the old
lamplighter.
Jack Brown, Channel 5 Action News
near Grandview.