The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 16, Ed. 1, Friday, May 11, 1934 Page: 3 of 4
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York City commanded a detachment
of American bomben on the Italian
front during the war?
Sixty-eight year old Governor Clif-
ford Plnchot of Pennsylvania has juat
been issued a student pilot' license T
The first attempt to span the Atlan-
tie was made by three men la the
year 1873 they took off from Brook
lyn N. Y. and landed In New Ca-
outn Connecticut?
During the World War Germans
bombarded England 58 times Lon-
don Itself 12 times. Fifty air attacks
were made over Paris?
That a banana stalk found in the
middle of a four hundred acre pas-
ture was the only evidence offered
against two cattle thieves of Brown
county. Both are serving time for the
theft? Because a fellow used his head
for what God meant him to do he
was able to fit a few bananas on the
talk and the evidence was 100 per-
cent' fool proof. '
That a family in this county was
made up of three sons five daughters
man and wife. The father was a me-
chanical genius and Inventor. The
three sons have granted to themselves
12 patents for farming luxuries and
necessities In the way of machinery.
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implement manufacturer. The three
wutjaien uving are as good as the
average automobile machinist when
It comes to fixing the "Llasie." The
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standings with their lovers. The son
dead so died of a self Inflicted wound
because of a dispute with his wife.
wno ox u living daughters Is now in
the state Insane asylum because of
her deserting husband. Another of the
wucnien u ox questionable mentality
because Of trouhlaa In tha tinm. fm.1
other daughter is a splnlster and she
wears uai sne win go on being one.
The father died of a heart attack t.
tre an argument with his wife. One
h mo uving sons is now being sued
for divorce. What will be the fate
of the two remaJnlnr nffrnrinM
There are some loose connections
some place! Incidentally all three aul-
uiuw- occurred in me 98 year or the
victims stay on this earth. Tf vmi
were in such a family what would
your reaction be?
In my estimation the moat conaiafe.
ant all round athlete ever to go to
uaniei Baker college Is now In the
grocery business of this citv. Hawaa
not a pole vaulter but did 12 feet just
to ouiao tne record bolder who inci-
dentally was out to better his own
record. He could high jump 6'4" but
never qualified because his head was
Inclined to go over the bar first He
would run his "tummy" out or be
ahead of his man in any race on the
cinders. I have seen him run a race-
win then erp. Run another and re-
peatand yet another and always he
erped if he was pushed to win. He
always won a place no matter what
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Luckies are all-ways
kind to your throat
As you can see from this picture-Luckies'
fine smooth quality doesn't just happen
for we use only the clean center leaves!
Only the clean center leaves for which
farmers are paid higher prices for the
center leaves are the mildest leaves they
taste better. Then "It's toastedl-for
throat protection. And every Lucky is
fully packed with these choice tobaccos-
made round and firm free from loose
ends that's why Luckies "keep in con-
dition" do not dry out Luckies are
always in all -ways kind to your throat
"It's toasted"
qU-was kind to your throat
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the race he entered. He was a medio-
general on the arMimn atui . .
scorer on the basketball team. Once
.racK team trailed behind in a
ui meet tm outcome was sure to
be in favor of tha utaiHn. .....
only chance the only hope was for
. o. jumper to out distance the
opponent. Juat flniatu mi. . ..i.
tory on the cinders this fellow goes
""'w jumping pit and finds that
tne D. B. MnriMiitaMiM . ..
the winner. He had his name placed
wo enuy list and took one Jump
that beat the opponent by two inches.
It was the first tlma h ww antMt
in this event. A few years ago D. B.
wm on we snort end of a basketball
score. There wm laft hut ummh f
play when this fellow went on the
noor ne nad not been playing be-
cause of an injured knaa. u hvi tha
tip-off and lobbed as neat a basket
xrom mid court as any one could
want He took the next tip-off and
repeated. The arame endarf with n.
B. the winner by one point. This fel
low u iona or carrots a Christian
happily married and Hie nmnrf father
of a bouncing boy.
You can Win and lose at tha aame
time? A certain Junior of D. B. c.
won the Javelin toss in a meet but his
throw was actually IB feet short of
the winning throw. The record keep-
er got his wires crossed and told the
D. B.-lte that his throw was a nice
one.
A Brownwood mechnic lost his
wrist watch while working on a Call-
fornlan's car. The mechanic and the
tourist were both mystified at the
loss. It had been only a few min
lean
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utes since the mechanic had told the
tourist the hour of the day. Bight
months later the mechanic got his
watch back along with a letter of
explanation: "Today my mechanic
found your watch In the crank case
pan. It was running when he found
It and the time was exactly with that
of the shop clock. One hour different
from'the time you have there. Would
not it be great if we had watches that
would hibernate while not being ob-
served but would wake up' even
months alter and tell you the time
and keep right on purring for five
hours as this one did?"
The official one mile dirt track rec
ord for automobiles in Texas was set
on a Brownwood track that only saw
two auto races.
A deceased Brownwood citizen was
accidentally killed by the trap that he
intended to kill some thieves with.
Many nltes he would sit his barn yard
with a shotgun to kill the chicken and
feed thieves. He got weary of this
and hooked the gun up to the door
in Buch a way that when the door
opened the gun would fire. One morn
ing he forgot to go through the heav-
ily padlocked door and ?
Guy S. (in a street car): Why in
the heck don't you get your feet
where they belong?
All Kinds of Shoe Repairing
CHAS. L. FAULKINBERRY
"The Shoe Man"
906 Center Ave.
the Mildest Leaves
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Optician: Weak eyes eh? Well
how many lines can you read on that
chart?
Thelma Long: What chart?
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Byrd Whltely: Mr. Woodward I
hear that since you made 'your for-
tune in the contracting business you
have become a woman hater?
Pluto W.: Yes I've spent the first
half of my life digging ditches and
the second half ditching diggers.
Support the advertisers.
PALACE DRUG STORE j
j j THE DRUG STORE THAT IS WITH j j
jj THE HILL BILLIES jj
j B. ". MURRAY Manager
If You Want the Beit Tailor Work in Town
Just Send Your Clothes to
Phone 361
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Maggie Feeny (waiting at the door
for her sweetheart to kiss her) : Well
Carl what are you waiting for?
Carl: For the paint to dry
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DR. R. A. ELLIS
Optometrist
For Appointment Call 161
1008 Austin
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The Collegian (Brownwood, Tex.), Vol. 28, No. 16, Ed. 1, Friday, May 11, 1934, newspaper, May 11, 1934; Brownwood, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth100063/m1/3/: accessed July 9, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Howard Payne University Library.