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PACE 4—THE IAYTOWN SUN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL I, 1953
Editorials.
President Faces Rebuff In Congress On Rent Control P|J
Special to The Baytown Sun
WASHINGTON — President Elsenhower, who ha*
had aome trouble with Congress but ha< yet to taste
defeat, may suffer his first outright rebuff on hi*
plan to extrnd federal rent controls for another
five months past April SO, the date they are now
scheduled to expire.
Mr. Eisenhower, with the baching of hi* top con"
gressional lieutenants, asked for the extension In
order to give state legislatures more time to decide
whether or not they want to keep rent ceilings after
federal contrail end.
However, Sen. Homer Capehart (R-Ind.), chair-
man of the Senate banking committee which must
approve the President's plan, is against It. He claims
that the state* have known for some time that Con-
gress intended to kill federal rent controls and that
they therefore have had plenty of time to act.
Moreover, Capehart points out that many state
legislatures will not meet between April 30 and Sept.
30 and consequently won't be able to reach a de-
cision by the time controls would end under the
President's proposal If they haven't done so already.
However, Mr. Elsenhower’s additional proposal to
continue rent controls on about one million dwel-
lings in so-called critical defense area* probably
will be adopted, although Congress is expected to
define these areas more rigidly to reduce their
number.
red.
two mistakes which made House member* si
For one thing, the Senate passed a small appro-
priations bill which it had orlgi tated itself. Under
custom, such measure* start in Lie House. To make
nutter* worse, Bridges found out that the bill car-
rying $17,000 for the District of Columbia never ev-
en went through his own appropriations committee.
The House refused to have anything to do with
he bill. Bridges placated irate House members by
SENATORIAL BLUNDERS - Sen. Styles Bridges
(R-N. Hi, Is beginning to think he can never have
a day off from the upper chamber, where he la
preildent pro tempore and head of the appropria-
tions committee. Returning from a brief absence
the other day, Bridges found the Senate had made
writing letter* to GOP Senate leader Robert A.
Taft of Ohio and Chairman Francis Case (R-S. D.l,
of the Senate District of Columbia committee, ad-
vising them in effect never to permit such slip-ups
In the future.
SOCIAL LION, JUNIOR GRAD7I _ A l#-year-old
high school football player from Yorktown Heights,
N. Y., was the moat sought after young man in
Washington recently during a three-day weekend he
will never forget.
Young Billy Brown and his parent* were Invited
to th* capital as the guests of Pakistani Ambassa-
dor and Begum Mohammed All, 'and were caught
up immediately in a giddy whirl of luncheon*, buf-
fet suppers and sightseeing tours.
Billy carried home with him a citation from the
ambassador praising “his contribution to the grow-
ing spirit of brotherhood between the youth of
America and the youth of Pakistan."
It all started about a year ago when Billy jlmply
appealed to the Voice of America to round up some
youngsters abroad who would correspond with him.
The main response came from Middle Eastern and
Southern Asiatic countries.
/iboidYo
turn Visit to Washington-*,, ««,
w111 hv* P'enty to write about J ■
former wife suppo^T^n^th to p*
S'."X **•
irs. Blanc!
femed B&
Blanche DuPlai
It isn’t surprisir
The Pakistani ambassador was so impressed that
■he brought/his own two sons up
to Yorktown
JpSS.'SSWSita*
tied for first place. } “m* all t«
MY NEW YORK
By Mel Heimer
NEW York — Press agentry Is a ridiculous busi-
ness far a grown man to engage In, of course, but
th*r* are a handful of whimsical souls here in New
York who manage to bear up blithely under it* in-
dignities and humiliation*.
A pair of these amiable elves are th« Fields broth-
«rs, John Irving and Nat, and the reason they come
to mind now is that they are on the verge of be-
coming television producers in collaboration with
Georgs Jewel—and bidding goodbye to flackery.
If their TV ventures work out, the Fields shortly
will be pre*« agents no more. They were reminisc-
ing at lunch today about their tub-thumping years
—and the recollection took a distinct, bizarre twist.
They remembered all the skulls they made.
"Do you remember the time we had a chance to
publicize Benny Goodman'c band?” Nat said dream-
ily. "And we turned It down because hie mansger
wouldn’t change his name? 'With the name Benny
Goodman,’ we said, ‘this band will never go. Nev-
that while. "We ought to answer those eome day,”
the boys used to say to each other over coffee in
the morning. *
When they were scrabbling around for accounts,
one of their accountg was a bandleader who paid
them 20 bucks a week to tell the world how great
he was. The band leader's luck went down and
down—until finally he was playing on a river boat
covering the 140 miles or so between New York and
Albany. The only way John Irving and Nat could
collect their $20 was to ride up to Albany every
Saturday and put the arm on the musician the min-
ute he got paid.
"We were real band experts.” John Irving chimed
In. "Remember Glenn Miller, rest hi* bones? One of
the greatest. We had a chance to handle Miller.
This guy never will get anywhere,’ we said confi-
dently. We wouldn't touch Miller. We handled real
big ones, that hit it big—names like Herbie Holmes,
Cecil Golly, Tiny Hill and so on. Whatever became
of them, anyway?" >.
THE FIELDSES are the boys who helped steer Po-
lice Commissioner Lewis Valentine into quitting his
job to become the crime expert on the radio show
"Gangbusters.” Around this time, Gen. Douglas
MacArthur invited the commissioner to Tokyo to
make suggestion- for policing that city.
There was a lapse of some four months between
the time General MacArthur wrote to the commis-
sioner and the time he received the reply of accept-
anc*. At this point In contemporary history, the
general might want to know why that reply took so
long in arriving.
MaeArthur's original letter was mixed up with the
commissioner's fan mail, on the Fieldses' desk, all
ANOTHER TIME, while publicizing an air-condi-
tioning unit, they managed to get considerable space
in the papers over the loss of a jar allegedly con-
taining enough pollen for 30 million sneexes.
"Please, please don’t open the jar If you find It!"
the Fieldses begged ii\ print, courteav of some gen-
erous city editors. They neglected to let It be known
that they had arranged the loss of the jar conven-
iently. This was not so much a skull as it was an
interesting display of ingenuity. „
The act they engaged in that had the greatest re-
percussion was one that took place in Philadelphia,
when they were promoting a new detergent. They
took the stuff down to a showing for the trade—a
couple of huge boxes of It—and the whole thing was
duller than things are even ordinarily in Philadel-
phia. On the way back to the train for New York,
they were lugging the boxes dutifully when one
looked at the other.
"What are we doing with this stuff?” he said
wearily. They promptly pitched the monstrous
amount of detergent into a sewer and went on to
the train.
It was the next day that they picked up the pa-
pers—and learned that all Philadelphia was con-
fused, upset and bewildered because the sewage
system suddenly had been flooded with the darn-
dest display of soap suds in history. "I guess it was
a good detergent," Nat said today, thoughtfully.
LOOKING AT LIFE
By Erich Brandeis
"EVEN YOUR BEST friends won’t tell you!”
That is the advertising slogan of a well-known
mouthwash and It might well be the slogan uf any-
body who is Inclined to tell his best (riend the truth.
Should you tell your friend the truth ■
Yr.u may judge the answer by a very j.nip.s test:
How would you like it if your best friemt told you
that your breath is bad?
Would you thank him for it? Would you go and
BS VOUI doctor nr nov an »nti.bad .hi path rpmsrtv>
very nice fresh grapes in that day. And so it went.
Only one of those I asked remembered what hap-
pened at Yueea Flat. He was an U-ytar-oid ooy
who is interested in physics. "A swell show!" was
his comment.
*•» yout doctor or ouy an anti-bad breath remedy!
Or would ydu either tell him, or at least think to
yourself, that YOUR breath is none of HIS bull-
nese?
THIS MAY SEEM like a very unimportant subject.
But it isn't. These apparently trivial little things in
your life are really the most important ones.
Yesterday I spoke of the atom bomb test at Yuc-
ca Flat. You probably saw it on television or read
the reports about It In your newspaper. It was
pretty awful, wasn’t It?
One such bomb, exploded in your neighbornood,
might kill you, your family, your neighbors. It
might disintegrate your home and destroy evety-
THERE WAS A LETTER in my mail. It contained
one of my columns the sender had clipped. He haa
put a ring around every ‘‘I" and every "me," and
on top he had written these Words, “what big I’s
you have! Better get yourself a few more for your
typewriter.”
That fellow was telling me the truth, as be saw
it.
But I got mad as the devil. First I wanted to sit
attack fouled'up tfashi'ngt* JuPl*"'1'1 ,erved
expect with Democrat, going l iK die district C°
lican* another. 4 ”• w»y and ,iub was ho*tes
Tf(5*on and h.
f.l requirem«nt* tor 1
K scholarships I
T |(d fsch ye»r-
srivla McKinstry m
" resident In an
L w the club Tuesdi
[^Community horn
L Childers was namei
Kent; Mrs. Joyc
wcrttar£ M.“
corresponding «
Glenic* Shamblin, tr
|SPr officers will be I
Washington M«rry*Go-Round..
McCarthy Should Continue
His Probe Of Greek Shipp,
\V'ASHBINGfOI^The^f'w°M some hhThanT"1 °,flcial' “N
backstage byplay mixed up in Sen- p>6r i_.,
ator McCarthy's furcr over Greek memo involvL *'* *• »
•h,PP‘nr »h‘P' ‘he S.S. N'ath,l »
One unpublicised development arrogantly asking f«*
was the senator’s irritation when to Prepare for governm""*
he discovered this column had ex- tlon following *rriv .est ■
. nosed the Greek shipping scandals H*ven, Conn., nn Nov it'!
two years ago. McCarthy always "On hi* arrival lt tL U
'ikes to be first, and when he master was greeted b
.ound he was warming up an old bureau and Coast Guti*
.ory, he was ali the more tg.c-salo In view of the fact thu
to calling off his prob>. in return Diaz is “very conscisX?
for a Greek pledge not to earn# his loading, he reipectf's
■argoes to Iron Curtain countries, quests that In the futu.
Actually, Senator McCarthy was h* visited by government'
ibsolutely right about probing the h*« had at |,t
ntlre Greek shipping scandal. He ,'PumPlne time. Kuo™
ihould proceed vigorously, and he n thl* f®*P*ct."
ihould also Investigate the ship- The implication, of w
nent of strategic supplies by his th*t Kolukundlj bad thi»
iwn friends the Chinese Nations- U.8. government iw
ists to their enemies In Red China. from inspecting his ship, j
Unfortunately, the Greek ship- he was ah'e to "induce" to
ilng scandal Is worse than re- I?"" to P*ss special law, i
xirted, and here are certain things • ln?,,hlI’?0an^ *’** fendl? to |
Seantor McCarthy should invest!- ln the u.B.
gate carefully. These are just
,fMiday,i meeting, M
(halrmsn of the sch
uttee, reported to t
the requirements I
d pW nursing sch
inline is adminl
■Dip hsd been pl<
K, Lee with Mrs.
Jfcnobia Booth gave
U the equal rights
I is* before Congresi
i affect the status of
^ vere discussed I
, convention to be held
nio on June 5, 6 and 7.
, international relatior
* with Miss LaVerne
j u chairman, 1* in ch
s few
No. I—How have ccrta.n Greek ,|.Sfnitar McC«tlq
shipowner* been able to keep from *at*
IT'S A RACKET SHIP IF YOU ASK US!
down and write him a nasty letter. But he had nut
ned his name, so I couldn’t, and I am glad of It.
signe<
He proved that the truth DOES hurt. And one
of the reasons so many people resent the truth Is
that the truth uius'.ly points out a weakness, and
most everybody wants to be coneldered strong..
Public Assistance—
American People Important To FBIFunction
By HARMAN W. NICHOLS “Hie bureau has merit.” she portant in our scheme
WASHINGTON, April 8 says “Because the emphasis is on said
Your Federal Bureau of Investiga- career. The agents and inspectors
icing deported? In March 1831, GREEK WEALTH H
-vlanuel Kulukundis, on* of the also look into the wit ,Z \
.ggest Greek shippers in the got their ships and wh« J
world, was on the attorney gener- in taxes. Unlike ihouiasdiJ
al's lilt for deportation back to patriotic Grcek-Amiriod
Greece. have settled down is Ml
Then suddenly on March 12 his Greek shipper! pay fnl
name appeared on a special MU either in the US. or Qi
which was passed by Centres* pre- they got their ships by
venting the attorney general from P*r cent down after a
deporting him. Also protected by Sam turned over 91
this special bill were Calliope Ku!u» to the Isaldsrl* goveri
kudis, George Kulukundis, and thanks to Marshall Pin
Manuel Richard Kulukundie., many Greek, paid far thij
They had to act in a hurry to COJt of the shipi In twj
escape deporation, but by some voyages,
miracle of congressional wire-pull- Nevertheless, hew !i ho*
ing or lobbying the entire Kuluk* ukundls subsidiary, the
undis family got their names tack- Gorp., bucked against
ed, on the tall of thl* special bjll • few extras on these
permitting them to remain in the counter vessels. A menu
U. t March IT, IMS, to the
Commission complains:
SHIPMENT TO RUSSIAN PORT 'This corporstion,
-This same man who so badly Greek Liberty vessels,
wanted to stay In this countiy, last from the commission, U is
month sent on# of his ship*, sold of invoices fro* the see
him by the United tBatei, to help vision. USMC, requeettag
undermine thi* country. sement for additional
On Feb. 27 the US Hadlptii, on features on said vessel*.
’ REBECCA LAIR
C YEAR OLD — Mary
■ daughter of Mr.
Charles H Laird,
f drive, k celebrating
l birthday Wednesday.
Mr. and 1
. Flournoy of Highle
llr. sad Mrs, W. M. Li
thing that is dear to you,
For a
couple of days everybody was talking about
It. The weeks passed and I decided to make a test
of my own.
too,” she _____________iiiiibj v
!R*“°wTis;aTtsysSsSs «£* TSUHSf
n*w„ii«n.th' 11 1 Ued qU te ’p U, y B t“ 1 exists on Its own merit—plus some because they want to. and after wanted list. -int0 the port of Kaohsiung in For- H — . . .
For instance, the American delegate might speak « heto from the American theV gene,al‘ A!tOTnev GeneraI Harlan 7'Z Communirt trt H'fi *iV‘blV' 8r? ‘
, rh. iiw. Ski.• P*001*- ly stick around. F. Stone, who ater became Chief Gommunist port Of Dairen, bi .. Th
CASH-AND CARRY
IAVEJ YOU 20%
|i.owry l Martin
i * Dytrs
flit So. Main
I asked 10 people at random what they thought
about the Yucca Flat experiment; "What Yucca
Flat experiment?" one of them said. "Who’s Yucca
Flat?” another one wanted to know. "Pretty bad.”
said my grocer, and notified me that he had some
to th* Russian delegate like this: u , « 5tlcK ar0UM* F. Stone, who later became Chief n ™ lnPZ 1 ,a'ren; *b}e.” The letter, than
* isss;
Which means, in English: "You are a damn liar!"
hg«iuv--u ■‘-'ga&au aamuvci, umn »t.. . ■ . . , Doom, ana other iixturN
DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD By Aline Mosby
Grab Bag Of Easy Knowledge
A Central Press Feature
'Id bis staff a, secretary. »"<“<** ^«n *«t ^ ^ #wnl fiv( buMn|.
TTie clock at the bureau mean, ” MO. Street end M.diion
nothmg, *p far as work aoes. July i9S0,
Radio-TV western star Dale Evans J« a best
selling authoress—but she won't make one cent
from her success.
Dale’s book I* not the usual tone to come out of
Hollywood, land of autobiographies and tales of
wacky life In Sodom-on-Sunset Blvd.
This is about how a baby changed the lives of
her parents, Dale and Roy Rogers.
In “Angel Unaware" Mrs. Rogers bares a tragedy
few fans knew, about—their mentally retarded mon-
goloid child, Robin, who died last August at the age
of two.
Dale decided to write the book, she said, “to ac-
quaint people with th* power of God by telling how
Roy and I found him through Robin, and to mater-
ially benefit retarded children.”
chological warfare against the menace of Com- Answer, Quick!
mtinism
"The contribution
cerns
e contribution we should like to make con- gence quota
the possible beaming of antt-Communist jokes becile?
-an idiot
tuning, so far as work goes. p,ia'T „', , ,, *y ’ New York- aiao has s 23 pe
svSSSSSCS; a
trough headquarters. We have to
atch every development, no mat-
and luck. At 16 ehe auditioned for ter where the agents are about to
gsww snsssta
Whit* has the lower intflli- a noted voice teacher
im- whether her voice was worth cui- our
per cent interest in th» 1
ASLEEP—Actuajiy, ^alty Corp. with «
to learn make an arrest. We send out for ,, wnTr, r.*~ ~—h«n» .♦'rS'pirk Avmiii ’
meals and often have to grab , would have been a simple mat- ilol,5e at m p«r!l AuM‘
tlvatlng. At a student recital, after a nap on the couches.
ter for the U.S. government
He 1* also a director I
.via the Votee ^ America to mstoved ptoftei ■■ ■ 2. What Shakespearean charac- three"years ~ot ^tudy,'‘^“chanced “ ‘ Many’s the time the entire head- ot **,e*e0M»k Bmiah shipping wmpirtttj
during orld War XI these bitter political jokes ter gaw a spot on her hand? a famous opera star was present quarters staff has been on the job 3hiP* after this man of Rethyn)nis»n4Kj*“
*1’- ........... ’ ----- flnri ......* T00 column’s expose two years aeo. of London, president of tlx
make the Nazis squirm . . 3. What is a trilobite? ««4 was impressed enough to ar- lor three davs or more without re- exP°*e two years ago. of burton, president efWl
Somehqw you don’t connect Abbott and Coatelld 4. Whose last words were "Nay, range an audition with an artist’s lief" • mrst, there are clauses In several Greek Shipowners of
pon„c,«w. ~». ^ wu pjjj te sssi sssf
I pine.” What was her name?” there, and she made her profes- time She recalls the Lindbcreh ° ^ pas* Second, its ada. A number of hu •
*"-—-*.•**»"*" wnSl st&trss tffl^’sLar
“The royalties all go to the National Association
for Handicapped Children,” she said firmly.
"I‘v* been criticized for being ‘commercial.’ Peo-
ple say, 'What did Dale have to go and write a book
about her baby for? Surely she Isn’t that hard up!”
“As long a* this book does the job the good Lord
intends, it does not matter what they say about me.
We were criticized fer having Roy’s and my pic-
ture on the cover, but I thought that was the only
way it would sell,
"Something has to be done for these handicapped
children instead of shutting them up in a back
put it
"We figure this would he a wonderful stunt, doll.
A lot of guys have been putting that Commie talk
into pictures. We figure we’re going to do it, too,
only anti-Red jokes, and rush those guys all over
the joint.
“You know what’s going on out here with these
Rede, trying to slip things in scripts. So we want
to put these things in our TV movies and really
mock the Commies. We hope to God the other com.
8 Happened Today
1492—Lorenzo de Medici, called
the Magnificent, died. 1518-
Can you name her? *
DiliiMw Who was mowed down bv L 1 ,n4m Marine Safety to Panamanian comps"'"-
the raYX'SS. ^^indefinitely with life- . This merely .ersteks
2—Born in Clinton, N. Y„ Aug. the FBI outside a northSide neigh- boat Yo,3hZ Li,^ W‘"\ , T , thhTttttH
end explorer, landed In Florida Ifi„ New OrieaY a P“ M more money than if. worth• thoroughly. It wffl be «*
near present site of St. Augustine.
1812—Louisiana admitted to the
Unhm.
les will do the same thing, and combat these guy* Dnftm. 1948—The League of N&-
thelr own wav." tlona met for last time in Geneva,
Switzerland.
Looking Backward
From The Sun Files
room and forgetting them,
The actress, wearing a Western costume for her
NBC radio show, slid two days after her own baby
died She remembered a Bible quotation from He-
brews, ’’Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for
thereby some have entertained angels unawares.”
"It came 'to me like a bolt from the blue,” she
said, and tears filled her eye*.
"I sat down and the story just came to me. She
wa* an angel, sent to use for a purpose. I knew
this was what God wanted me to do—go to bat for
those handicapped youngsters.”
their own way.
He then produced the script of their current half-
hour TV movie to show one anti-Red gag inserted Watch Your Language
in it: PROMULGATE - (pro-MUL-
•"An American fisherman visited Czeehslovakia gate)—verb transitive; to make
and made a beeline for the beet Czech fishing spots, known by open declaration, as a
But the fish weren’t biting. He asked a forlorn decree, or, especially, a dogma. In
Czech fi.'herman what was the matter. law—To make known or public
"‘Over here,’ answered the weary Czech, ’Even the terms of a proposed law; to -»*-• «« •« u-.i«*b r... »• ™.,rd
the fish are afraid to open their mouths’!" iMU» 0T five out (a law) by way na,n by theu ’ 3V’"t*' hp wp” f’”- _ ' „ _ TI
"Great iokeedoll" insisted Cost.llo and ran back of Putti"B !t lnt° execution. Syno- P°'nte^ ambassador -to the USSR, Godfrey and Dr. Hamlet I.
to ’ Gosieao, and ran nacg n _ Dfclare 0r|_in: Latin_ Whnt is his name? Davis were elected to the city com-
Promulgatus, past participle of 'Name at botom of column), Ron-off election between
»;■ b-" s-
irom Pro plug vuigare, to publish. And jt gh9i! cone t0 pass aftcr. e. were lu be caJled
Happy Birthday ward, tint I will pour out My
Ilka Chase, actress and author, sPirit «$»" »H «eaht and your
•■A, .*/»««»>. ki—uj... n.t „,uk sons and vour daiiehtors Khali J. g. isM5,tt>urn was named field
as vice consul in Prague, Gzecho-
Slovakia. He was consul and lan-
guage officer in Paris after that,
afld vice consul in Moscow. He
served in the department of state
in J942; as assistant chief in the
Division of European Affairs in
1943, and accompanied the score- ______ „
tary of state to the Moscow con- r, ■
ferened. Ho accompanied the late HEADLINES: Dorns-
President Franklin D. Roosevelt “Iorr's, Ba,c,e 'y,U Highiight City
to th* Yalta Conference in 1945. ?un®ff P°P: &tassen Takes Wlde^
After the ousMnt of George Ken- “^,In wlKsoawn, Dewey Is P5or
nan by the Favi-ts, he wee rn-
to trade with the Reds. to see how deeply he^ija*
But just the opposite of this ly as to whether he P™
happened. Instead, some of these sensational manner I* *“
Greek ships violated safety rules lukundi* got Congr*** '0 >
with impunity. And Kulukundis, special bill itoppm* »» '
for one, seemed to have dockside deportation.
*k
WILLIE
"7 LJ'I WTJ' ' '
Li Jt\ A nj
PERHAPS THIS WILL TEACH
YOU TO RAY ATTENTION IN
HISTORY CLASS, WILLIE/
You're Telling Me
Home Town News Item; Yawn Yawson,
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello have announced haded ^a^new^'hobb*haTgo* hi^oM joS*back Mar4:are^ Ayer Barnes' novellst'
By William Rltt heads today's birthday list, with sona and your daughters shall , a . _ _
Sonja Henie, skating star; Mary Prophesy, your eld men shall dream Harris coun-
peren- pjekford, former movie star, and Yearns, your young men shall see aoy scout district.
Visions,—Joel 2:28; Acts 2:17,
that with the approval of President Eisenhower again at Zeb Meeker’s filling station.
Red gag* on radio and television shows.
On a set where they are filming theirt half-hour
television movie*, portly Lou proudly waved a let-
ter from the President to prove this is no gag it-
aelf.
Th# letter, eigned by Mr. Eisenhower, said "I am
Indeed grateful to you for your generous offer to
fly assist in America’s fight a train
Margaret Truman hat been offered over • thou-
sand pounds to sing at a swank London club dur-
ing Coronation Week. Well wager here and now
that she could do it to the queen's taste, too.
Folks of Fame—Guea* Th* Name Vour Future
This anniversary should be
personally assist jn America’s fight against Com-
munism ■ , .’’
Bud and Lou hsd written the White House: "W#
hav* become interested In your plan to wag* psy-
In Central India there's a tribe t}iat eat* nothing
but rio*. Probably the only place in the world where
no one taks: “what's cooking?”
It’« easy to tell a married man from a bachelor.
We’ve never seen a bachelor who had dlshpan
hands. ,
Today’s Bible Verse
Allied headquarters in Europe is swamped by pa-
per work, says British Field Marshal! Bernard
Montgomery. We always did agree that the pen Is
.mightier than the sword.
OR WHAT SHALL a man give
change for his soul? Mark 8i37
in *x-
auspiefous or.e, favoring all your
activities, business, s o c 1 a 1 and
romantic. An exceptionally fine
Try And Stop Me
By Bennatt CaH
How’d You’Makc Out?
1. An idiot.
2. Lady Macbeth in
William him
Mary Piclcford spearhead* a defense bond drive yajihg coloratura i
In Washington proving once again she is truly prasn ainger attributes most
I America's Sweetheart,
her success to her singing teacher E. Bohlen.
character and good fortune me.y A LAW SCHOOL professor felt
be looked for in the child born that a <<’*<* in the pool would re-
today. fresh him for a wearing class of
torts, and was padding, stark
naked, toward the diving board
when the swimming coach tapped
Shakespeare’s phy. Macbeth. ” “Fresh" and° Sophs^arenTSS
3 A standard fossilized lifeform In here without a pass, you know ”
°! a**.beforef^-estimated The prof felt 30 years fail from
at * years ago. his shoulders, and the glow ber-
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toll of Ratisbon to Napoleon, in chuckle’to a friend, "I tell that
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—by Leonard
WELL, WELL, W^L.'
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Hartman, Fred. The Baytown Sun (Baytown, Tex.), Vol. 33, No. 262, Ed. 1 Wednesday, April 8, 1953, newspaper, April 8, 1953; Baytown, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1042169/m1/4/: accessed July 9, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Sterling Municipal Library.