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IDIDN’T SEE IT THE SAME WAY
'Father of Young Mloolonary Dloagrood
Violontly with Popular Chlnoto
Cuatom.
' Tho young missionary relighted hie
cigar.
1 "In China, father" he said, 'Td have
no trouble In Delecting a present for
lyou."
“No?" queried the old man.
! “No,” said the missionary, with a
hearty laugh. "The most desirable
{present to give old folks Is a coffin In
iChina. Ha. ha, ha! And old folks
{like yourself don't mind It afl. They
'welcome a coffin as heartily as you’d
welcome a bos of Havana regalias.”
“Humph!” said the father, grimly.
“And If an old Chinaman Is ailing,”
'Bald the young missionary—"If he
ibas your rheumatic complaint, for In-
stance—then he regards a coffin as an
especially thoughtful gift. In fact—”
But the missionary’s father had
suddenly left the room, slamming the
door behind him with a certain
violence.
HER HEAVY WORK.
Applicant—Will I be expected to do
all the heavy work, sir?
Mr. Jiggs—Oh, no. My wife always
makes the biscuit!
Hubby Was Too Willing.
In the midst of her tears over a
late disagreement she announced that
she would take a trip of three weeks
In the country for a rest from his abuse.
Hooray! Hooray!
He hurried to the station, bought
tickets, hurried back home, pulled off
his coat, plunged into the cellar,
lugged out her trunks and com-
menced to pack.
Lying on a couch, she watched him
through her tears with great curiosity.
From time to time, In reply to many
questions, she advised him what arti-
cles would be useful In the country,
and they were eagerly Included.
Perspiring and exhausted after some
hours of preparatory detail for her
departure, be sank into a chair and
said:
"Everything Is ready now. You
have abundant time to catch your
train.”
”1 have decided," she said, softly,
"not to go."
To Spare His Neighbors.
Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont, discussing in
New York her book on the rearing
of children, said:
"Children must be trained to be un-
selfish and tactful. Without this train-
ing the average child is as inconsid-
erate as a Dark Harbor fisherman the
Maine folks tell about.
"This fisherman, walking along the
road one day, saw a very ugly man
sitting on a fence whittling a stick.
He stopped and looked at the man for
some time In disgusted silence. Then
be said:
“ ‘Well, you’re ugly, for fair.’
" ‘I can’t help it, can I?’ the ugly
man asked. In a hurt tone.
“The fisherman thought a moment.
Then he said. Indignantly:
“ ‘You could stay in the bouse,
couldn’t you?’"
WAS A CASE OF EMERGENCY
GATHERING CHESTNUTS
By LAWRENCE CLAY
(Copyright, 1906, by Associated Literary Press.)
The first frost of the season had
come, and Miss Dolly Meserve was on
her way down to the back lot with a
basket on her arm. A big chestnut
tree had stood there for no one could
remember how long, and this fall It
simply hung loaded with burrs. The
frost probably had opened hundreds of
them.
The back lot was half a mile back
of Farmer Meserve's house, and the
girl with the basket was bis daughter,
who had Just completed a term at a
seminary and was home for good. It
was a biting morning, and she had
donned her mother’s hood and shawl
and borrowed a pair of yarn mittens
from brother Will.
Yes; the frost and the morning
breeze had done their work. A bushel
of chestnuts peppered the earth and
more were falling, and the basket
Miss Dolly had brought held only
two quarts. She was a girl who doted
on chestnuts and hadn't had any for
three years, so It was easy to tell
what she would do on finding the
ground covered with them. She sat
down and began to shuck and eat.
She turned her back to the wind,
snuggled the old gray shawl closer,
and began to eat and eat and eat.
She hunted for the very biggest and
fattest, and didn’t mind the squirrel
chattering and scolding on the limbs
above.
She knew he was there to get his
share, and she had a half-formed Idea
that when she got through eating she
would throw clubs and give him a
scare. Had she been familiar with
squirrel lore she would have under-
stood him during the first five minutes
to be saying:
Well, upon my soul thlB Is cheeky
of you! Haven't you been to break-
A Whisper of Hope.
Knlcker—Several thousand shirt
waist makers are on strike.
Henpekt—Do you suppose It would
do any good for the stlrt waist but-
toners to strike?
For Colds and Qrlpp—Cspudlne.
The best remedy for Qrlpp and Colds Is
Hicks’ Capudlne. Relieves the aching and
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Effects Immediately—10,
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When a man trades his money for
experience, it Is difficult to con
vlnce him that a fair exchange Is no
robbery.
A woman dislikes being jealous al-
most as much as she likes making
some other woman Jealous.
PILES CUKEH IN 0 TO »4 DATS.
€ to 14 <1*7 s or money refunded. 6Uu.
The bravest dentist Isn’t anxious to
look Into the jaws of death.
DREAK t’P THAT COUOH
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remedy. It cure* where other remedies fall. Alt
dealers. 26c, 60c, 11.00 bottles.
One man's hobby may
man's nightmare.
be another
the cause end you cure the dlseese. Kssy tote
When some people talk It Is a waste
of time to yawn.
The Army of
Constipation
Is Crewing Small ST Evsey Day.
CARTER'S LITTLE
, UVER FILLS As
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GENUINE Bust bear denature:
QUICKEST WITH SAFETY
Pico’S
ut usx invent nt
For the baby often meant rest for
both mother and child. Little ones
like it too—it’* *o palatable to take.
Free from opiate*.
All Dnsstlata. IS c.
ft 'WP
dtw fttrir^wwprv Air
fast? Have you got to lay In a store
or starve through the winter? Go to,
girl, and give us squirrels a show!"
Pretty soon she noticed that his
chattering had changed, but she didn't
look up nor try to interpret It. What
he was saying was:
"A young man! A young mini A
young man Is coming this way!"
Of course. Miss Dolly would have
scrambled up to look for the young
man and make out whether he was tall
or short, light or dark, handsome or
homely. Not getting the alarm, she
continued to devour fat chestnuts.
"He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
He’s got a gun on his shoulder,” ex-
claimed the squirrel, as he hid behind
a limb and peeped out with one eye.
They ought to have been plain to
the girl as Greek, but she never even
missed a bite. It couldn't be charged
that sbe was thinking of a man, young
or old, and so in an absent-minded
state.
"And he's going to pepper me—me—
me*" shouted the squirrel as be disap-
peared Into a hollow limb.
This time Miss Dolly faintly com-
prehended and looked up. Flash—bang
—scream! She scrambled up and
down again with a moan, and was too
overcome to bear the squirrel shriek-
ing out:
“He's shot a girl! He's shot a girl!
He’s missed me and shot a girl!”
"What Is It? What have I done?
What's happened?" cried the voice of
a man bending over her, and Miss
Dolly shrank away and looked up to
see a young man with a gun in his
hand at her side. Her hand was
clasped to her chin and blood was ooz-
ing from under her fingers.
"I—I have wounded you!” gasped
the young man, as he turned pale.
“Yes, you have! You have tried to
kill me!”
"Oh, no, no, no! 1 shot at a squirrel
In the tree. I give you my word 1
shot at a squirrel."
"But 1 was sitting on the ground
here."
“Yes, but one of the shots must have
struck a knot and bhen deflected. I
am sorry—so sorry! I can’t tell you
how aorry I am. May I see the wound?
Perhaps the shot only glanced off.”
"And perhaps I shajl carry a horri-
ble scar there all my life!” she replied
with a stamp of her foot. "You are a
nice man to be given charge of a gun.
How many other folks have yeu killed
or wounded this morning?"
"Go for him, Dolly—go for him!”
chattered the squirrel. "He tried to
kill us, and don't you let him talk
about any deflected shot!”
"So sorry, you know—so sorry!” the
young man kept stammering. “I
wouldn't have shot you for five dol-
lars—honest, I wouldn't. Is It a nad
wound? Is It painful? Do you think
It Is mortal?”
"I fear It Is!" replied Miss Dolly, as
a spirit of mischief bubbled up. "Yes,
It may be fatal, and I don’t know what
excuse you can urge before a coroner’s
Jury. You will be declared my mur-
derer!”
"He will—he will—whoop! he will!”
chattered the squirrel.
"So sorry—so sorry!” said the con-
fused and upset young man. ‘I—can’t
call an ambulance here, you know, and
and I don't see any doctors’ signs
around. Can I help you home and
then—then—”
“I think I have the strength to walk
home, but you may run to the village
and tell Dr. Smith that you have shot
me and tell him to come. Tell him It’s
probably a mortal wound. Tell him
that It's Miss Dolly Meserve you tried
to kill. Better throw away that gun or
you’ll be shooting the doctor!”
"Yes—yes—surely I will. Yes; I'll
get Dr. Smith. So sorry, you know.
Do you think you can reach borne
without help? Yes, certainly—” And
he was gone.
It was true that some of the bird
shot with which the gun had been
loaded had struck something and been
deflected. Two of them were burled
In the quilted hood, and two or three
others were found In the folds of the
heavy shawl. Only one had struck
Miss Dolly as she raised her face, and
that was In the center of the chin.
It had not penetrated deeply. As a
n|itter of fact, she dug it out with her
finger nail on the way home. The
doctor arrived in his gig with his
horse on a gallop. At first he was in-
clined to be angry, but when the story
was told, and when a little plan was
unfolded, he laughed and offered his
services.
Two hours later, when Will Bailey,
son of Lawyer Halley of the city,
called at the farmhouse to repeat that
he was so sorry, and to say that he
was visiting the Scotts and doing a
little shooting, he found a young lady
on the sofa with her head, chin and
neck done up and a strong smell of
drugs In the room. He was told by
Miss Dolly that the doctor had said
that she would probably pull through
if given the best of care, and he went
away a happy young man. He sent
to the city tor flowers and fruits and
books. He presented brother Sam with
the shotgun, and he told the father
that he would be only too happy to
pay all expenses.
Of course, the patient began to get
better. At about the third call of the
would-be murderer she had dispensed
with most of the bandages. At about
the fifth there was only a piece of
plaster covering the wound. After
three weeks he called one afternoon
to find the plaster gone, and after a
look he cried out:
"Why, Miss Dolly, you’ve got the
prettiest dimpled chin In all America!
Really, now, but—”
No—It was a month later that he
proposed. And he took her down to
the old chestnut trea’ where the squir-
rel chattered:
"I thought so! I thought so! First
you shoot a girl and then you tell her
how much you love her and ask her to
be your wife! Go to, both of you!
Plucked.
"My first case," said an eminent
lawyer recently, "Involved a young
woman whose common sense was
about as good as were my chances ol
success. After a protracted struggle
we got a Jury which I, In my youthful
blindness of hope, considered espe
dally favorable to my cause. I drew
my client aside and whispered In a
triumphant tone:
" ‘Madam, the jury has been picked.
"She turned her baby-blue eyes full
upon me.
" ‘Ob, I'm so glad.' she gushed, ‘be
cause I'm a little superstitious and 1
always did have the fullest confidence
In bald-headed men.' ”—Pittsburg Dls
patch.
Hara, If Evar, Waa a Tima Whan
Talagraphic Limitations Wars
ta Ha Daplorad.
Wilbur Wright waa discuaslng In
Dayton a very Imaginative magazine
story about aeroplanes.
"The story," he said, “was full of
errors. Aeroplanes can't do what this
chap claims. He doesn't understand
them.
"In fact, he's like old George Ket-
tle of Trotwood. George rushed into
the Trotwood telegraph office the other
day with a small package wrapped In
a newspaper under bis arm.
“ ‘Telegraph this to my wife down
to Dayton, Harvey,’ he said to the
telegraph clerk, thrusting the package
through the little window.
‘“No, no. George: we can’t do any-
thing like that,' laughed the clerk.
‘“Drat ye,’ said George, angrily, ‘ye
got to do It. It’s my wife's teeth.'"
SKIN HUMOR 25 YEARS
"Cutlcura did wonders for me. For
twenty-five years I suffered agony
from a terrible humor, completely cov-
ering my head, neck and shoulders, so
even to my wife, I became an object
of dread. At large expense 1 consult-
ed the most able doctors far and near.
Their treatment waa of no avail, nor
waa that of the - Hospital, during
six months' efforts. I suffered on
and concluded there was no help for
me this side of the grave. Then 1
heard of some one who had been cured
by Cutlcura Remedies and thought
that a trial could do no barm. In a
surprisingly short time I was com-
pletely cured. 8. P. Keyes, 147 Con-
gress St., Boston, Mass., Oct. 12, ’09."
Fac« Covered with Pimples
“I congratulate Cutlcura upon my
speedy recovery from pimples which
covered my face. 1 used Cutlcura Soap,
Ointment and Resolvent for ten days
and my face cleared and I am perfect-
ly well. I had tried doctors for sev-
eral month but got no results. Wm. J.
Sadder, 1614 Susquehanna Ave., Phila-
delphia, May 1, 1909."
THE EARRINGS.
Told In tho Doctor*a.
Dr. Arthur T. Holbrook ta credited
with tho following:
A man by the name of Evans died
and went to heaven. When he ar-
rived at the pearly gates he said to
8t. Peter:
"Well, I'm here."
8t. Peter asked his name. “John
Evans," was the reply.
St. Peter looked through the book
and shook his head.
“You don't belong here." be said.
"But 1 am sure 1 belong here," said
the man.
"Wait a minute,’’ aald Peter. He
looked again, and in a back part of
the book found a name.
“8ure," Bald the guardian of the
gate, "you belong here, but you
weren't expected for 20 years. Who’s
your doctor?’’—American Druggist.
SENSITIVE
Friendly Birds.
Most of the birds and mammals have
the fear of man In their hearts, and
are difficult to approach, but others
ahow no great concern. The Alaskan
Jays, for Instance, are devoted camp
followers. "They proved useful as
scavengers,” says Mr. Osgood, "and
cooked oatmeal aeemed to attract
them even more than raw meat. They
any time hopping about the campfire,
or perched on the tent polea and
ropea. Their harsh chattering waa
not always pleasant, but was some-
what atoned for by their less fre-
quent soft whistle and their pert and
confident ways, go on the whole their
presence was welcomed.”
"I found a purse this morning.”
“Did you return It?”
“No. The owner might have offered
me a reward, and it would have
wounded my pride.”
Ready with Explanation.
A rector of Elthani once gave out
the words: “Who art thou?” and, as
he paused for a moment, an officer in
uniform, who had Just entered the
church, suddenly halted, and taking
the question aa personal, promptly re-
plied: "Sir, I am the recruiting-officer
of the Sixteenth Foot, and, having my
wife and daughter with me, should be
glad to make the acquaintance of the
clergy and gentry of the neighbor-
hood.”
He—Lydia, I saw a lovely pair of
earrings to-day.
She—O, where? I’m all ears.
A Literal Interpretation.
A traveler riding In a rather wild
part of Scotland came to the edge of
a morass.
Hailing a peasant lad who was not
far away, be asked If the bog was
hard at the bottom.
"Ay, quite hard,” responded the
youth.
"So the traveler roda on, and pres-
ently his horse began to sink with
alarming rapidity Into the mire.
"You rascal!” be yelled to the grin-
ning urchin. “You told me the bog
was hard at the bottom."
"So It Is,” joyfully shouted the
peasant, "but you’re not there yet!”
When the Sleeper Wake*.
"John!” she exclaimed, jabbing her
elbow Into bis ribs at 2:17 a. m., "did
you look at the kitchen door?" And
John, who Is inner guard, and was
just then dreaming over last evenlng'B
lodge meeting, sprang up in bed, made
the proper sign, and responded,
"Worthy ruler, our portals are guard-
ed.” Oh. he hit the title right, even
If he was asleep.—United Presby-
terian.
Story of a Moving Pumpkin.
A pumpkin waa seen to walk across
the field by Mrs. Samuel H. Hight of
Skowegau yesterday. When she saw
It she thought her eyes were deceiv-
ing her, but she soon perceived that
the pumpkin moved a little way,
stopped and then turned In another
direction. Sbe watched this object for
tome time and told one of her neigh-
bora. The mystery was solved, but
the two women did not dare to go
nearer the moving vegetable, but
called a man who knocked the pump-
kin over and found a polecat. The
Bkunk had crawled under the pumpkin
and stuck his head Into a hole In It
und was unable to extrlcute himself
from it and bad walked off aa best be
could with the pumpkin on his back.—
Lewiston Journal.
An Artlatlo Rebuke.
A wall-known clergyman waa trav*
ellag In a non-smoking compartment
of a train going north. Aa eoon an
the train was well on Its way. the only
other occupant, without aaktng per-
mission of his fellow traveler, coolly
lit a cigarette. The reverend gen-
tleman was relieved, aa he wanted to
smoke himself, but had been afraid
lest hla companion might object. But
the opportunity waa too good to be
lost. Drawing out his pipe he leaned
forward, and, with an ingratiating
•mile, blandly Inquired: “Would you
object If I were to smoke?'
Cupid's Cynicism.
“Is It so, that you used to call regu-
larly on that girl?”
“Yes; she always sang a song to me
that 1 loved.”
"Why didn’t you marry her?"
”1 found I could buy the song for
60 cents."—The Circle.
Changed.
"He used to kiss me every time we
passed through a tunnel before our
marriage,” aald the little woman, with
Bad reflections.
"And does he do ao now?” asked the
bosom friend.
"No, he takes a drink.”
Compliments should be
Fletcherlzed before they
lowed.
thoroughly
are swat-
A Sals, a Sale!
The little old English flower wom-
an came Into the wine merchant's and
brought her flowers to the table. A
strange guest nf the wine merchant’s
bought a bunch of them for the two
women who dined there.
"Did you see what she made him
pay for those flowers?” whispered
one of them to the other. “Fifty
cents!”
"I'm glad of It,” the other whispered
back. "I've been living In this neigh-
borhood for three years and It's the
first time I ever saw anybody buy a
single bunch of those flowers of hers.’’
—New York Press.
Beware cf Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
M mercury will surely destroy the Benue ot email
and completely derange the whole ayatero when
entering It through the mueoua aurfarea. Much
article# ahould never be used except on presrrlp*
tlona from reputable phyalrtana. aa the damage they
will do la ten fold to the good you can poaalbly de-
rive from them. Hall'a Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, O.. contains no mer-
cury. and la t*ken Internally, acting directly upon
the blood and roucoua surfaces of the system. la
buying llall'a Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. It la taken Internally and made In TofcdOk
Ohio, br F. J. Cheney A Co. Testimonials free.
Mold by Druggists. Price. 76c. per bottle.
Take lulls Family PUla for constipatloo.
Eve’s New Coetume.
“Oh, dear!" aald Eve, after she had
secured all the best fig leaves there
were to be had, "I’m ao unhappy.”
“Come, dear, cheer up.” replied
Adam. Thlnga might be worse than
they are. We still have each other."
"Yes, but now that I've got to wear-
ing clothes there’s no other woman
with whom 1 can talk about them."—
Chicago Record-Herald.
Rough on Rato In Out Buildings.
In setting Rough on Rats in out build-
hiss after mixing it well with any food de-
cided upon, separate into small bits, place on
several pieces of board*, and put these here
and there under the floor*. Cloae up all
opooings large enough for Dog*, ('*t« or
Chickon* to enter, but leave some small
>nings for Rata to get in and out. One
box of Rough on Rata, being all
sr
Where Saw Buck is Handy
I poiaon. will make enough mixture to clear
out in one or two night, aettinga, hundreda
of Rata and Mir*. l#c., 25c . 75c.. at
Druggiata
inn Mir*. ioc., znc., /nc.. ai
K. 8. Wella, .Jeraey City, N. J.
“I’m afraid,” said Mr. Swozzleton,
“I've got another lazy itreak coming
on; I've had ’em before and I recog-
nize the *ymptoma.
"Nothing the matter with me. I feel
comfortable, very comfortable; but I
don't want to do a blessed, blamed
thing. Appetite fine, stogies taste as
good as ever, I sleep well nights; life
is very pleasant; but the only thing I
really feel like doing Is loafin'. I look
out the winder and see the yeller sun-
shine and I'm doggoned If the trees
don't seem to be actually beckonin' to
me to come on out; and when I get
out and smell the woody, fall flavor In
the air I want to quit work entirely
and just idle, just loaf, with not too
much physical exertion.
"I think that after I’ve snuffed In
the earth a while I'd like to go down
and go aboard a steamer with not too
many passengers and sit for a long
voyage stretched In a chair on the
sunny side of the ship and see the
ocean go by; Just see til* ocean go
eat Ynd
Two of a Kind.
Mrs. Boggs—I hate to have a man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now, my husband Is contlnu
ally harping on the lace curtains.
Mrs. Wooga—Yes, and my husband
has been kicking on our front door
•very morning at three o'clock for the
last 20 years."—Puck.
by, with nothing to do but
dream and sleep.
“Yes, sir, I've got one of my lazy
streaks coming on; I recognize the {
symptoms clearly. I'm feeling elegant.1
but I hate to do a thing. I just want i
to let go and loaf. But of course I
can't. I've got to get on the job; and
now I'm about to do what 1 always do
when these streaks strike me. Doing Hor Best.
“Down cellar I keep a sawbuck and "Kipling says that a woman la
a bucksaw and a quarter of a cord of only a woman, but a good cigar la a
hard oak wood; and when I get to feel •moke.”
Ing this way I go down cellar and lay
a stick of that oak cordwood In the
sawbuck and pick up the saw and go
to sawing. I don't know of any work
more back breaking than sawing wood,1
and after I've sawed up about three
•tlcks of that wood, why, then, by
comparison, the regular work that I
have to do seems so easy that I am
glad to buckle down to It. That Is my
regular and always, for the time, sure
cure for lazy streak; and I'm going
down cellar now,”
"Well, woman Is traveling In the
right direction. Haven't you notlcod
her present ponatella shape?”
You Can Rely on Roalnol to Do Ita
Work Quickly and Perfectly.
Have been troubled with dry Ec-
zema for several months, and have
tried many different remedies, but I
have gotten more relief and better re-
sults with two applications of Ungt.
Reslnol than all other remedies. Will
gladly recommend It whenever and
Wherever I can.
A. E. Hatch, D. D. S„ Cleveland, Ohio.
TO Ct’RE A COI.D IN ONE DAV
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DruKKlfctHrefund money If It fklli to euro. K. W.
UUoVK ri sigr. lure iaoii e*ut> box. 16c.
The girl who accepts a man seldom
takes him at his own valuation.
FERRY DAVIS’ FAINKII.I.ER
»m*nn enviable reputulionof over seventy year*#* a
reliable remedy ft»r lumbago. M'lutlea, pleurisy
stitches, etc., 26e, 16c and 60e. At all druggiata.
The more talk It takes to run things
the slower they move.
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Reoaooohlo rotes.
gives
DEFIANCE STARCH
W. N. U„ HOUSTON, NO. 1-1910.
ftFiffiimimUi
The Doctor's Fault.
Judge—1 am led to understand you
stole the watch of the doctor who
had just written a prescription for
you at the free dispensary. What
have you to say to this charge?
"Well, your honor, 1 found myself In
a desperate quandary. Hla prescrip-
tion said ‘a spoonful every hour,’ and
I had no timepiece..’’
One Woman’s Good Work.
Mrs. Jeanette Ryder, an American
woman who baa been doing humane
work In Cuba for the last ten years, Is
aald to have done more to suppress
bull uud cock fighting on the Island
than any other one person.
For Headache Try Hicks* Capudlno.
Whether from Colds, Heat, Btomach or
Nervous troublee, the aches are speedily
relieved by Capudlne. It’s Liquid—pleas-
ant to take—Effects Immediately. 1*, 26
and 60c at Drug Stores.
Elucidated.
Stella—What la the law of heredity?
Bella—That all undesirable traits
come from the other parent.
Hamlins
■pot* off
Wizard Oil will knock the
*orc throat. It’s use makes
tonsilitie, quinsy and diphtheria impossi-
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all pain, sorene** and inflammation.
Once In a while you encounter one
of those cheerful Individuals who
never borrow trouble. In spite of the
fact that they borrow everything else.
8alatmen—Best Commission Offer
on Earth. New—all retailers—sam-
ples, coat pocket. "Boston,” Dept C 1,
Iowa City, Iowa.
When doctors disagree they are apt
to make sarcastic remarks about each
other that savor of the truth.
If you are ever beaten It will be by
your own self. Nobody else can beat
yeu.
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Mrs. Wli
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everything they
A Certain Cure for Sore.weak 6 Inflamed Eyes.
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