The Wortham Journal (Wortham, Tex.), Vol. 34, No. 37, Ed. 1 Friday, January 20, 1933 Page: 2 of 4
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THE FEATHERHEADS
Outspoken and Outcast
BOUT TRY To
&e FUNNY I ■
I'M IN NO
MOOD R>R IT
INKY- HELLO, HELLO!
Welcome,
WELL. dear.-
rr probably
IS true that
Ypu ARE OUT-
SPOKBN-BUT
NOT ME
V/HArSA MATtfen;
HONEY CHILD?
STOP it! Be serious!
that cativ Mify bische
INTIMATED THAT I WAS
AFRAID, Tfc> G<\/e My
PEAL OPINION ON ANY
ThiNS— it was at The
CLUB MEETING- ANO
SHE-ETC---ETC— te
l/, TE LL ME
•TRUTH —
IT 'You
I ic -THAT
ALWAYS
TSPdKENJ
UNLOCK.
-THE DCO*^.
fanny, ,
.PLEASE*
i'll, a*
(STOOD
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Bjr Ted O’Loughlin
e »•«« Ne»N>«i~r Union
What an Honest Man!
Nof a burglar, CAPTAIN, Just
/if Ykz. just went
in per a «i6Ar-do
Vex mind ^llin/V
, WHY Yez werb
I TRYiN* TO OPbU
i YW» SAFE P r—
Ol CAPTURED
THIS MIStfREASlT'
IN A CIGAR.
, STORE- “■ ,__
A CUSTOMpp — You SEE/ I GOT
A CRAVING For A Good TEN CENT
cigar— All -the. stores were
closed — rut l Found -the door.
OF-) one UNLOCKED AND I We NT
---^ ‘ tN AND GOT A smoke__- t—S
OH THAT;— WHY
[t I WAS GOING To PuT
l IN THE Dime To PAy
V SaoR the cigar. I
THAT'S QUllfe
A STDRY, HOW
OH- A BURGIAR
WELLf WELU.
NOt SO LUCKY
HE SOAKS YOU
BOTH OUT OF LUCK
SHE NOSE NOW
HAD A CLUB FOOT
-Why. A dear
to pay r'tloWor*A
"Well, eodghov
\ Lobster—No use me going to
more fish balls. The girls won't d
e agfrrfist Chiliad
—itiMK ' 1 'Jp
“Do yStt'eel hi
the doctor's?"
“No r , Not 'until
When girls flint are pips.
Go to swim in an.lmloo
| They And-all thrill' l«f _
And It’s really nerVe-fecklng
For with no men to look. It’s just rank.
i — y ■ . /. - <j
NOT ALWAYS FLYING
be frank,
She—Your brother deems to Wave
no trouble at all stepping Into awell
social prgdpleattoos.
^ IJb—No. bevhas a dub foot
" CHEAPEST IN THE END
you go to
Ing there."
- *
feel—They won’t
either,.because I wi
Big Sister—Wty are yen sniffing sp
much? Hare you a cold?
, Little Sister—No. I’ve been poking
my nose In other folks business, I
guess.
ALL OF THAT
IN THE BOUDOIR
SAVING ENERGY
Mr. Pester— Mah long at five dollars
a lesson? ] learned the game just by
playing It with friends.
His Wife—But think of the money
your friends yhn from you while you
qMpWMrhjng It - :
She (taking long breath)—The air’s
like wijie. A ■
He—Yeh, quite one-half of one peg
cent ’ v - JSSpira
“The fish-hawk Is always (Lying,
Wta't her /Yr~t-
j “No; he frequently > lights/ on a
-Percb" ' '-Or si (■
Diner—Walter, there’s a gray hair
on this cheese^ A ' /
.Wglter—Well, slr^ldn’t you ask:
for’qld *Engllsh cheese?
Wide—Are you going to wear your
ESershoes out today, dear?
"vHubby—F think not, love;'I’m not
going to def much walking.
He—A hug In time saves nine.
She—Nine what?
lie—Nine attempts. *
Save Us a
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
SOME TIM)
WRITE ABOUT A MAM WHO WAS
HlS QOMAAUMrtV s WHO DID AU- WlS ^
BUYING ELSEWHERE* WHO VOTED AGAINST ALL
IMPROVEMENTS *■ WHO NEVER. CONTRIBUTED “to
TVW (2HURX5HFS ! MAM WAS SO SELFISH
/05g'Seg"-SUFFIClgMr»BOB0RS*nMBLY IMPePgNOeW,
THAT FOLKS REpettCOAMO drove HIM our, BUT
W1S RcpOnanoH Preceded him AMO ME aaoveo from
ONE FLAGS Tt> ANOTHER ’rue BEST OF HIS UNHAPPY Up6l
HE CHSCOVEWfO THAT NOBODY GAM BE "iWDePeWDEWT *
AMP THAT A SELFISH UP* BREEDS' ONHAPFlWBSS!
YU, GAUL IT "-(WE MAW WITHOUT A HOME TbWM
l‘V)S BEEN READING A* BOOK “THAT BIERY
P6RFOM BudUtO READ, "TJW; MAN WITHOUT
A eoUNTRY*' “THUS ABOUT ^A AAAM WHO
WAS FALSE TO HIS NATIVE LAND^ WHO
— SAIDHE DtOMT CARe FDRTT AT-Att-r “
SO HE' WAS SHIPPED AWAY AMD '
KEPT AWAY/ AMD EVENTUAL!^ HE
REPENTED AWp REGRETTED "THE i
LOSS OF HI* eOUNTRV
KO-ttflir. WASHINGTON’STRAVELS
Afi By Jame» W. Brooka
Sr CALVIN TADEK
■The winter, that Washington and tos -
TATTEREO SOLDIERS BPEHY AT VALLEY ^ '
FORGE WAS A Mocrr trying wPefeieNce..
Many of HiS MENOesEftrfco and nr was
I- ONLY THOOOOH WASHiNGTOH’S COUfiAOt AMO
V LEAOEttSUlP BT HE KEPT WS ASHY IHtWC
^V/ASHIHGTO^* WMSELF OOCOPlEO A TENT'
• 'FOtt AWHILE. - , ■
loPAY TMEflE ACE MANY MONUMENTS ANO LANOMACjft
THAT TESTIFY TO THE ESTEEM tm D HELD BY OUE
COUNTRY FOE WASHINGTON ANO HIS MEN FOE THE
MWEEY THAT THEY WENT THCOUGH IN THAT WlNTEE ’
or HTHT/8. The fact that scarcely twenty
MILES AWAY THE BRITISH WERE COMFORTABLY
QUARTERED IR fWLADELPHlA ADOS TO OuR SYMPATHY
FOR WHAT THE AMERICANS ENOURED AT VALLEY RXB3E.
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Satterwhite, Ed. The Wortham Journal (Wortham, Tex.), Vol. 34, No. 37, Ed. 1 Friday, January 20, 1933, newspaper, January 20, 1933; Wortham, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1126973/m1/2/: accessed August 15, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Fairfield Library.