Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 16, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 18, 1940 Page: 2 of 10
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SHINER GAZETTE, SHINER, TEXAS
OUTOFSORTS?
Here is Amazing Relief of
t Conditions Due to Sluggish Bowels
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tired feeling when associated with constipation.
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if not delighted, return the box to us. We will
refund the purchase
price. That'* fair.
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Real Freedom
The only freedom which de-
serves the name is that of pur-
suing our own good in our own
way, so long as we do not attempt
to deprive others of theirs, or
impede their efforts to obtain it.—
Mill.
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Benefits of Friendship
The greatest benefit which one
friend can confer upon another is
to guard, and excite, and elevate
his virtues.—Dr. Johnson.
The Generous Thing
Many men have been capable
of doing a wise thing, more a
cunning thing, but very few a
generous thing.—Pope.
WHY SUFFER Functional
FEMALE
COMPLAINTS
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aid of adornment, but is when
unadorned adorned the most.—
Thomson.
IF RHEUMATIC PAIN
BIAS YOU DOSING AND HOPING
Then prove to yourself what results
you can get without risking a cent.
Open your own way toward deliver-
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mind you’re going to use something
that gets to work on rheumatic pain.
You want help you can feel. So ask for
Prescription C-2223. Don’t be put off
with if’s or hut’s . . . you’re happy
with results ... or your money back.
If you suffer from rheumatic fever or
muscular aches, get Prescription C-2223,
doc, $1. Sold by druggists everywherei
Preserving Grin
Care to our coffin adds a nail,
no doubt; and every grin, so
merry, draws one out.—John Wol-
cot.
Correct Constipation
Before—Not After!
An ounce of prevention is worth a
pound of emergency relief .Why let
yourself suffer those dull lifeless
days because of constipation, why
bring on the need for emergency
medicines, when there may be a
far better way? That way is to
KEEP regular by getting at the
cause of the trouble.
If it’s common constipation,due
to lack of "bulk” in the diet, a
pleasant, nutritious, ready-to-eat
cereal—Kellogg’s All-Bran—goes
straight to the cause by supplying
the “bulk” you need.
Eat this crunchy toasted cereal
regularly, drink plenty of water,
and see if you don’t forget all
about constipation. All-Bran is
made by Kellogg’s in Battle Creek.
If your condition is chronic, it is
wise to consult a physician.
WNU—P
16—40
Noblest Work
Princes and lords are but the
breath of kings, “An honest man’s
the noblest work of God.”—Burns.
Miserable
with backache ?
WVHEN kidneys function badly and1
YV you suffer a nagging backache,
with dizziness, burning, scanty or too
frequent urination and getting up at
night; when you feel tired, nervous,,
all upset... use Doan’s Pills.
Doan’s are especially for poorly
working kidneys. Millions of boxes
are used every year. They are recom-
mended the country over. Ask your,
neighbor!
Doans Pills
Fun for the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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PITCHER WASHINGTON
Teacher—Do you think George
Washington could have pitched a
dollar across the Rappahannock riv-
er. as he is said to have done?
Jimmie—I don’t know; I guess
so. Our history book says that he
pitched his camp across the Dela-
ware river when the British were
pursuing him.
Family Ghost
Guest of the House—Who the deuce
are you?
Burglar—I’m the ghost that’s
haunted this house for four hundred
years. Where do they keep the fam-
ily plate?
Must Be Love
Mandy—Rastus, does yo’ love me?
Rastus—Mandy, yo’ is one woman
I don’t like none other no better
than.
Motor Curio
Owner—Next year this machine
will be worth more than it is now.
Prospective Buyer—As a curio, not
as a motorcar.
Cheerful News
SOVIET PLANES LEVEL
TOWN IN AIR ATTACK
GERMAN PLANE9
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OF EN6LANP
(WNU SERVICE)
PARIS ANTI-AIR LRAFT 6UNS
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ONE THINO WE PONT
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THAIS ATTACKS FROM
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ENGLISH AIR FORCES
FLY OVER BERLIN •
Thousands of ceese
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observed Yesterpav
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WELDING OUTFITS
HEAVY-DUTY ACETYLENE WELDING
OUTFITS, $27.73; electric welders, $59.62.
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Are Newest Vogue
2435 ,K *
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and embroidered on everything;
from handkerchiefs to household
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wreaths, three 1%A and two %
inch alphabets; illustrations of
stitches; color schemes. Send or-
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82 Eighth Ave. New York
Enclose 15 cents in coins for Pat-
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Pull the Trigger on
Constipation, and
Pepsin-izeAcidStomachToo
When constipation brings on acid indi-
gestion, bloating, dizzy spells, gas, coated
tongue, sour taste, and bad breath, your
stomach is probably loaded up with cer-
tain undigested food and your bowels don’t
move. So you need both Pepsin to help
break up fast that rich undigested food in
yourstomach, and Laxative Senna to pulL
the trigger on those lazy bowels. So be
sure your laxative also contains Pepsin.
Take Dr. Caldwell’s Laxative, because its.
Syrup Pepsin helps you gain that won-
derfulstomachcomfort, while the Laxative
Senna moves your bowels. Tests prove the
power of Pepsin to dissolve those lumps of
undigested protein food which may linger
in your stomach, to cause belching, gastric
acidity and nausea. This is how pepsin-
izing your stomach helps relieve it of such,
distress. At the same time this medicine
wakes up lazy nerves and muscles in your
bowels to relieve your constipation. So see
how much better you feel by taking the
laxative that also puts Pepsin to work on
that stomach discomfort, too. Even fin-
icky children love to taste this pleasant
family laxative. Buy Dr. Caldwell’s Lax-
ative-Senna with Syrup Pepsin at your
druggist today!
Wise Among Fools
Those who wish to appear wise
among fools, among the wise men
seem foolish.—Quintilian.
first choice of millions.
‘fflcF THEIR FIRST THOUGHT
Hal FOR SIMPLE HEADACHE.
^I^ST. JOSEPH ASPIRIM
Immortal Thoughts
Good thoughts, even if they are
forgotten, do not perish.—Publius
Syrus.
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it takes MORE than “just a salve”—you V
need a warming, soothing "counter- m
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Musterole penetrates the outer layers
of the skin and helps break up local con-
gestion and pain. 3 strengths: Regular,
Children’s (mild) and Extra Strong, 40A,
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Setter Than A Mustard Plaster!
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Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 16, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 18, 1940, newspaper, April 18, 1940; Shiner, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1142062/m1/2/?q=%22%22~1: accessed July 10, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Shiner Public Library.