Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 42, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 17, 1940 Page: 2 of 10
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SHINER GAZETTE, SHINER, TEXAS
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
COME .COME. SWEETHEART,
CHEER UP l NOMJ PROMISE
HE "WAT VOU'LL FORGET
All Aeout My /Narrow
ESCAPE !• PROMISE !‘-
MEANWHILE. IN CLOWN ALLEV...
&oyS,NO 'RIGGER'* WOULD
-think of filing a wire
UNLESS HE MAD ORDERS,
AND WAS A CROOK
AT HEART M
you
said it;
■* DAD'
VEH, BUT
WHOSE
ORDERS.
/‘DAD’
Frank Jay Markej Syndicate, Ine.
-AND IN HER DRESSING
tenT, Myra.forgetful
CP HER F=ROMlSE .
SOB>5>BD ALOUD ~
OH.HAL, IF ANYTHING
SHOULD EVER HAPPEN
to you.darling, I'd
TUST DIE -THAT'S
ALL
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LALA PALOOZA —This Can’t Be Second Childhood
By RUBE GOLDBERG
MADAM,
I’M GLAD
YOU’RE
THROUGH
WITH THE
STAGE
Y
0ABETTE, READ
ME WHAT THE
PAPERS SAY
ABOUT MV
TRIUMPH
LAST NIGHT
“LALA. PALOOZA, IN
THE ‘BALLET OF
THE WOUNDED
DUCK *, LOOKED
LIKE A BUNDLE
OF WASH
FALLING OFF A
CHINESE LAUNDRY
WAGON'1
POOR VINCENT ^">1
MUST BE ALL
UPSET OVER OUR
EXPERIENCE
NIGHT
WHAT
LJ A O
ATTRACTED
VINCENT
TO THE
FIVE-AND -
TEN-CENT
STORE?
CAN IT
BE THE
BUDDING
OF A
FRESH ^
ROMANCE?
Prank Jay Markey. Syndicate, Ino.
S’MATTER POP— How Do You Do It?
By C. M. PAYNE
012.
Polo. Yer
LOWER LIP
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Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service
MESCAL IKE By s. l. HUNTLEY
SM-H-uI MISS SAULV’s]
LEARNIN* HIM, HIS
.GEOGRAPHY 1
NOW IN THE. ARCTIC
THE ESKIMOS EAT SEAL
^MEAT AND BLUBBER
They Could at Least Be Men About It
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POP— Fashion Makes the Man
you're not DPE-SS9D
QUITE- SO SMART AS YOU
WERE- IN THE LA£T WAR,
processor !
that's STRANGE —*
The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service
By J. MILLAR WATT
THIS IS THE
SAME
UNIFORM •
4^
PRIVATE LINE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Bel! Syndicate Inc—WNU Service;
IS CAUED fo TELEPHoKE. FlHDS If 5 Hi iMPORfAHf
CAU. HE MESW WAHf THE 6UC5T5 fo HEAR
TRIES fo CLOSE POOH WITHOUT Wf£RRUPfiH6 PARtVCH
fHE LHC, ALMOST 60IH6 OVER BACKWARDS
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Tries fo hump himself and chair near ehow>h fo
DOOR 1b SHUf IT ANP PULLS fElEPHONE OEF STAND
picks if up and tries -fo shut poor with foci, j>ra6-
GlHS ‘PHONE OFF A6RIH ON ACCOUNT Op LEfc BEIN6
ENTANGLED WITH CORD
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WifH SOME DlFFlCUlfV UlifANGLES HIMSELF
RESTORES ORDER, 6tfS UP ANP CLOSES DOOR, AND
ENDS THAT CrfHER PARTT. DISC01JRA6ED. HAS HUH6 UP
GOOD REASON
The sergeant was asking the
recruits why walnut was used for
the butt of a rifle.
“Because it has more resistance/’
volunteered one man.
“Wrong!”
“Because it is more elastic.”
“Wrong!”
“Perhaps it’s because it looks
nicer than any other kind,” volun-
teered another, timidly.
“Don’t be an ass,” snapped the
sergeant. “Simply because it was
laid down in Regulations.”
A Genius
Marget—Hang it, man! If your
car has been stolen, why don’t you
communicate with the police?
Target—I’m not worrying about
the car. I’m wondering how they
got the thing to go!
It Smells
Editor—This isn’t poetry, my dear
man. It’s nothing but an escape of
gas!
Hopeful Poet—Something wrong
with the meter?
THE SPORTING THING
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AROUND
the HOUSE H
Items of Interest
to the Housewife
Any flaked ready-to-serve cereal
may be used instead of bread
crumbs in a recipe that calls for
bread crumbs.
* * *
A piece of chamois that has been
dampened makes an excellent
duster. It makes furniture look
like new.
• • «
Never water house plants with
other than water from the faucet.
Florists never use heated water
and, as you know, they have so
much money invested in plants
that they must meet with success.
Apples that are to be baked
should be pricked with a fork be^
fore being placed in the oven. Is
you do this you will find they will
not break while cooking.
* * *
Do not move bread dough after
it begins to rise, or it is likely to
fall. Select a spot, out of a draft,
for the bowl. Cover with a cloth
and then let the dough alone.
* * *
Wash sieves with water to •
which a little bicarbonate of soda
has been added. Never use soap
when washing sieves.
KELLOGG’S
Y. ■ Yv .YfL 'I . ■. - ,Y ,, .'. ■= -
before you say Corn Flakes
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TBt.O®.!?.'*-'
“Better let me carry the towel, boss—vou ain’t as fast as vnu used i* *»».»»
MADE BY KELLOGG’S IN
BATTLE CREEK
•Copr. 1040 by Kellogg Company
Thought and Feeling
Thought convinces; feeling per-
suades. If imagination furnishes
the fact with wings, feeling is the
great, stout muscle which plies^
them, and lifts him from the ^
ground. Thought sees beauty; emo-
tion feels it.—Theodore Parker.
.mportant! RED BALL ORANGES
packed by the growers of Sunkist are a dependable grade of juice-full,
richly flavored California oranges. Rely upon them to give full satisfaction.
Look for f^^rademark on the skin or tissue wrapper.
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Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 42, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 17, 1940, newspaper, October 17, 1940; Shiner, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1142089/m1/2/: accessed July 8, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Shiner Public Library.