Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 41, No. 18, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 19, 1934 Page: 2 of 8
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O’Lcughlin
© Western Newspaper Union
She Pulls a Fast One
QUICK" CATCH
LIP To THAT
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SPEED
LIMIT
OF COURSE, I SHALL PAY
THE DENTIST FOR THE TOOTH,
AND SINCE HE FANCIES IT
I'LL HAVE THE MUSEUM ^
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REASONS, LITTLE
WOMAN. ONE IS —
HE'S MADE SUCH A
SUCCESS OUTX
LIFE —
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THIS MR.
FINIS M£<SINIS IS A
RELATIVE OF
YOURS ? .
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THAT'S WHY X
WOULD SAY
HE'S NO RELATIVE
OF YOURS AT
ALL —
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SAY ERRANT
“KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES”
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SNEEZED 'AT
THEY'VE HELPE
MAKE H1STOI
Yez WUZ SPEEDIN', MA’AM—
DON’T Yez KNOW TlS VERY
PANgERRUS—AN' A
MINACB T'SAFETY
NO LISS
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THAT CAR. To
DASH After.
ME; officer?
That oi did!
Yez wuz
goin' Top
FA AST
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HOW TERRIBLE!
You MADE THAT
MAN DRIVE FASTER
THAN I WAS (SOINC?.*
WHAT A MENACE TO
Public safety///
“There is something in this world
besides money.”
“Yes, there’s the poorhouse.’*
Crude and Refined
Martin—Both these girls are the
daughters of millionnaires. Why lg
it that one looks down on the other
so?
Gilbert—Because one’s father made
his money in refined sugar, while
the other’s traded in crude oil.
His Little Son
Friend—Who does your little son
look like?
Happy Father—His eyes are mine,
the nose is my wife’s and his voice,
I think, he got from our auto horn.—
Chelsea Record.
BOBBY THATCHER-“Be Careful, Sir!”
| KNEW
YOU WAS
ANXIOUS
TO GET THAT
DINOSAUR
TOOTH
-FROM OOC
PULLEM •
1 WILL OBTAIN VZ
YT, BV PAIR MEANS V/
... IF POSSIBLE......U IS,
IF NOT...... FOR THE Y%
SAKE OF SCIENCE, /?
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IN A WORD] /
SEIZE IT! j /
I’D OO EASY ON THAT
kino of talk, professor.
OOC PULLEM is PRETTY
INFLUENTIAL IN THIS TOWN...
AMD there’s NOBODY
ABOUT EXCEPT MEBBE OLD
TURTLEBACK,THAT would
STOOP TO HOOKIN’ THE-
DENTIST^ SIGN..
S,MATIER POP—A Little Previous Imitating
By GEORGE STORM
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MUST REMEMBER THAT NAME
— A LOW FELLOW NO DOUBT,
BUT IF HE SUCCEEDS IN
SEIZING THAT TOOTH I SHALL.
PAY HIM WELL AND SCIENCE
WILL BE HIS DEBTOR.--'
By C. M.. PAYNE
© The Bell Syndicate, Iric.)
Ferry’s Seeds are sold only in fresh
dated packages. When you buy Fer-
ry’s Seeds you are sure of the finest
quality available. Adv.
The Better Plan
Father—Johnny, come help me dig
these potatoes.
Son—Aw, don’t yon think it would
be better if you’d do it yourself;?
You planted ’em. You know where
they are.
Not So Good
Neighbor—How is that incubator
doing which you bought?
Mrs. Newbride—I suppose It’s all
right, but I'm a little worried about
it. It hasn’t laid a single egg yet—
Pathfinder Magazine.
Just a Cut-Up
Insurance Man—Have you ever had
appendicitis?
Prospect—Well, I was operated on
one time, but I have never been quite
sure whether it was appendicitis or
just vulgar curiosity.
Clarice Knows-
AN' FURTHERMORE,
Y'OU’LL always find a
M^GlMIS UP IN
FRONT- USUALLY A
COUPLE OR GUMPS
AHEAD OF TH'
OTHER FELLOW-
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STRANGE, BUT TRUE
“Have you noticed a very odd
thing about blunt people?” Freeman
asked his friend.
“Can’t say that I have,” said the
latter.- “They are certainly rather
embarrassing at times.”
Freeman nodded pensively.
“Yes, but hasn’t it ever struck yon
that they are the ones who generally
come to the point first?” he said.
Prosaic Peggy
As they stood looking out of the
tvindow on Christmas eve, Peggy**
sister said: “That beautiful star lg
your Heavenly Father wishing you a
Merry Christmas. Now what should
you do to show him how grateful yon
are?”
“Wish him the same, I s’pose,” said
Peggy.—Boston Transcript.
Scared
Mrs.—How do you like this hat,
Henry?
Mr.—Horrible!
Mrs.—Why didn’t you tell me when
we were in the shop; that’s the rea-
son I took you along.
Mr—I was going to, but I saw by
her glare that the milliner was read-
ing my mind.—Brooklyn Eagle.
Napoleon of Finance
Will—There goes that man Wom-
bat. He’s a financial wizard.
Bill—How come? He don’t look it.
Will—He got a $10.14 payment on
his account in a closed bank three
months ago, and his wife hasn’t
found it out yet.
ALWAYS THAT
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Lane, Ella E.; Plageman, Cecile & Plageman, Annie Louise. Shiner Gazette (Shiner, Tex.), Vol. 41, No. 18, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 19, 1934, newspaper, April 19, 1934; Shiner, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1148033/m1/2/: accessed June 30, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Shiner Public Library.