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GENERAL ELECTRIC
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FRIDAY, NOV. 23, 1934.
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te spoke to her
her-
life,
her
she
and
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TO BETTER HEALTH
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contributions
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what profitless business means to a
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employment
during Oct-
costs make it nec-
_> such and-such a
1. Iowa.
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9. English naval commander, mer-
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Thanksgiving Greeting Cards.
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JOBS AND PAYROLLS IN U. S.
INCREASED DURING MONTH
in-
the
of
Check Common Constipation
with a Delicious Cereal
Limited
Number
of
50c Dowa . . 50c per Month
Texas Power & Light Co.
Profit puts
creates more
Profit, in
features. All participat
have the option if they
the corporation of, 1.’
contributions returned
them with the insurance
FOR 15ALE—Onion and Cabbage
plants. Schmid Florist. Phone 396. •
204-5t
date when the plan goes
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1. Which" state is
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2. What does the
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3. Who was Joseph
4. What is th<« name of the record
of the land and property survey made
by order of William the Conqueror?
.5 Who was Ada Rehan (original-
ly Crehan)?
6. Name the instrument used by
For less than it is worth.
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square deal.
Bronenkant Jewelry
Store
A. L. Suter, Ptop.
cl.es on a large scale makes it pos-
sible to charge much lower prices.
"The . ’tremendous cost of adver-
tising' therefore is responsible for
lower prices when you walk into a
store and make your purchases; not
to mention the feeling of satisfaction
in knowing your purchase has the
backing of national advertising. It's
good and you know it: your dealer is
instructed
event it is
"On a
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Second Floor
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Brenham, TelSLs
t * ' ■ - - -ii ■ ■ ilium .1 ,u i j . i w 11 »|i. • ,
women and men employes aft '60 and
65 years old, respectively, retirement
then is not obligatory. 1 he plan also
provides that employes with the com-
pany' consent may elect to retire,
and receive income at a reduced rate,
at any time within 10 years of cus-
tomary retirement age.
Amount of monthly income depends
on length of
earning prior
♦
ments by the
employe obtain
given
speaking,
BLACK-DRAUGHT
For
CONSTIPATION
"I am 71 years old and have used
Thedfords Black-Draught about
forty years,” writes Mr. W. J. Van-
over, of Rome, Ky. "We are never
without it. I take it as a purga-
tive when I am bilious, dizzy and
have swimming in my head. Black-
Draught relieves this, and helps me
in many ways.” .,. Keep a pack-
age of this old, reliable, purely
vegetable laxative in your home,
and take it for prompt relief at the
fir.t. sign of constipation.
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GENERAL FOODS
HAS PLAN FOR OLD
AGE RETIREMENT
retirement income is
ficiary named in the policy.”
September 1. 1934, has been desig-
nated as the
into effect
Foods and subsidiary.
United States and Canada,
retirement age, who have
the organization one year
September 1, are eligible
pate, but participation is not obliga-
tory. General will pay . not only its
share of the plan, but also the Sep-
tember, October, and Npcvmber em-
ployes’ "contributions for all workers
joining the plan before December 1.
Although the plan itself does not
provide for it, the annuoncetnent
states General Foods may at its dis-
cretion add to the retirement income
of employes who arc now more than
45 years old.
General Foods will deduct pay-
ments of participating employbs
directly frofn salary checks. These
funds, together with the corporation’s
cSrntfflbfiohtT "ill '%<**• immediately
turned over tp the two largest insur-
WILL CLEAN AND PRESS
SUITS FOR
50c
If you have old Suits or Pants
we will buy them in exchange
for cleaning and pressing work.
advertising
their just
and most
poorly
hears
that tremendous cost
LADY BARBER
Permanent Waving and complete
Beauty Service
Phone 70
Blue Bird Beauty Parlor
to return your money in
not.
much smaller scale, and
from a somewhat different angle, it
was pleasing recently to have a sub-
scriber tell our agent that the price of
this newspaper was cheap; That by
reading advertising, the savings made
on this and that more than paid cost
of the newspaper within a short
time.”
Otfi Thursday afternoon Anna
Oberg came to the house, wearing
a new suit of pale and Spring-like
green and bringing a large coffee
cake of her own making for the
family.
Lutie and Aunt Edna were sitting
at the dining room table, counting
the flat silver, when she knocked on
the kitchen door, and Susan sa't at
the other end wrapping the pieces
of Grandmother Broderick’s Crown
Derby tea set in tissue paper.
Everything in the house except the
clothing,, the family pictures and
the nionograr m. d articles of silver
and linen had been sold the day be-
fore to a woman whom Wallace had
sent to the house—a businesslike
aggressive woman named Vera
Wnittall, who owned the Whittali
Galleries—“Modern . and Antique
Furniture”—downtown near the
Public Square. All her life Susan
had seen the place from the win-
dows of the Fifth Street car, never
dreaming that some day her own
bed and dressing table would be
there on sale.
It was hard to believe it even
now. It was unthinkable that on
Saturday the old piano and the Ori-
ental rugs and the long dining room
table would be carried out of the
house. That the statue of (he Greek
Slave would no longer glimmer
from its shadowy corner in the
front parlor and that the glittering
prisms of the crystal chandeliers in
the back -parlor would never tinkle
again as hurrying footsteps passed
across the second floor rooms. That
the three armchairs would be moved
away from the white marble fire-
place at last—
It was impossible to believe that
soon the old house would be gone,
too. to make room Tor a modern
store building or apartment house,
according to Wallace. Susan had
only half believed him It seemed to
her. somehow that the house would
always stand there, guarded by the
elm tree, where it had stood so long
with its plate-glass windows turn-
ing blind eyes to Center Street in
which it had had no interest since
Center Street ceased to be fashion-
able. It had stood there, but it had
never been part of the busy noisy
life that went on in the new little
shops and the new crowded little
houses that sprang up around it.
... A snobbish old house.
(To Be Continued)
Cepyrlrht. ! >33 tey King hiturw Syn'licet* !nc
Washington, Nov.
marked increase in both
and payrolls in industry
ober was reported Thursday by the
labop department.
*
Employment increased by 280,000
workers, the department estimat?8,
while weekly payrolls jumped $11,-
300,000 compared with September.
Millard E. Cope, publisher of the
Sweetwater, Texas
"Public benefits
never have been
dues, generally
certainly it comes-from a
formed person when one
statement
advertising is responsible for much
of the price of such popular articles.
“Merchants themselves, who spend
money for ■ advertising, have been
heard to ..explain to a customer that
heavy advertising
essary
price, pointing out that that advertis-
ing cost necessarily must be added to
the cost of production.
“It is a well established fact, how-
ever, that volume production brings
down costs; that manufacture of arti-
scrvice and rate of
to rctiren^ent. Pay-
corporation and the
for the participant a
retirement income 'more than
as large, on the average, as he
1 purchase individually through
' ity insurance.
| An example: An employe 30
1 old. earning $35 a week, will contrib-
j ute toward the plan $1.84 forty-eight
times a year, and his payments will
be matched by General Foods,
remains in the same earnings
fication and makes this sanu:
contribution until age 65, Ms
ment will be $12 monthly. Actuarial
studies show that the average man of
65 can look forward to another 12
o
years of life.
"For years we have been working
on the development of a plan to elim-
inate old age insecurity for our em-
ployees,” states C. M. Chester, presi-
dent of General Foods. “The sys-
tem we arc now instituting has sev-
eral unusual
ing workers
should leave
having their
or, 2, leaving
company as^t paid-up annuity. But if
they have participated for 15 consecu-
tive years, they can, by leaving their
Gis-Ux Banishes
Stomaeli Troubles
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tion backed by a half century’* serv-
lee, is guaranteed to. quickly and ef-
fectively relieve Goa, Heartburn, Nau-
sea, Sour Taste, Indigestion, Bsd
Brea)h, and Neutralise Hvper-Aeidity.
Take Gao-Laz as directed—get relief
—ee gel your money back. At all
druegista.—Adv.
8. Where is*the tsetse*tljT nSfn-e?
*
9. Who was Sir John Hawkins
(Hawkyns?
10. Name the cipital of Spain.
Upon, a simple but vital principle
resta the future economic security of
the nation, in the opinion of Paul
Shoup, Vice Chairman of the South-
ern Pacific Railroad. In his words,
"Industry must make money. Then
will follow the creation of wealth, its
conversion into capital, and its use
in greater variety and volume of busi-
ness activities than has existed her&-
—w . TT...
ft has Become 's!?mething~of a pOfT
ular sport these days to denounce the
• « tet
“profit m^Xivc on the
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Neurocalometer-Examinations
A Scientific Health Method
PHONE 277 306 E. Alamo Ave.
Food has a lot to do with how
you feel and how you look. For in-
stance, you need plenty of “bulk”
with your meals 'to avoid tire risk
of common constipation.
This ailment frequently cruse?
headaches, loss of appetite and en-
ergy. Yet, in most cases, it can be
overcome pleasantly and safely by
eating a delicious cereal.
Kellogg’s All-Bran furnishes
"bulk” in convenient and concen-
trated form. Laboratory tests show
the “bulk” in All-Bran is safe and
affective. In fact, it is much’like
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Isn’t this sunny way better than
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Ask for Kellogg’s All-Bran at
your grocer’s. It contains much
more needed "bulk” than part-bran
products.
• In the red-and-green package.
Double-wrapped for greater freek-
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side waxtite bag. Second, an outer
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V , ♦
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Robison. 1013 Mercantile Rank Build-
Jag
PHOENIX, Aris. ... The U. 8.
Department of Justice is tightening
its grip on Oscar H. Robson (above),
arrested in the kidnapping of Juno
Robles, 0, several months ago. Robson
is a former school mate of the
child’s father.
grounds that its existence is inimic-
al to humanitarian principles and the
welfare of the people. But the les-
son of history tells a ve^y different
story; Not until profit appeared did
civilization as we know it begin.- Pro-
fit makes jobs. Profit stimulates
science and invention,
money to work where it
money—and more jobs.
Jttticf. makes progress.
as-his jerky way of talking; but
they were emphatic 'and full of
meaning, just as his conversation
was.
Susan looked at him sidewise
through the tears that were begin-
ning to blur her eyes. It was very
easy for her to cry these days.
Something about the way John’s
mouth was set made her think of
Allen's face. He had worn that
same grim, exasperated expression
the sight she had told him to finish
his luurse at night law school and
then came back and talk marriage
to her.
“And now that you’ve done every-
thing that they, wanted you to do,
what do they do for ybu?” John
was asking her now.' “Why. they
make their own plans for a grand
getaway to some warm spot where
they won’t need you, and if you
don’t want to marry Wallie, why,
it’s just too bad, but you’ll have to
shift for yourself.”
‘ It was true, Susan admitted to
herself. Not for one second had
they stopped to ask her what she
was going to do. Their whole
thought had bee nt for themselves,
for what they could save for them-
selves out of the wreck of the fam-
ily fortunes.
es each
annuity
Joint
tion and employes will provide fixed
monthly incomes to be paid employes
when they reach retirement eligibil-
ity—age 60 Tor wuiueh, 65 for mtn.
General' Foods pays more than half
the total cost of the retirement plan.
Although income payments start when
CHAPTER XXXIV
On Monday night John left to go
back to Omaha. Susan went with
him to the station and, on their way
downtown in the Fifth Street trol-
ley car, he asked Susan what her
plans for the future were.
“Why don’t you come out to me
and 'Connie when the girls go
south?” he asked. He often re-
ferred to- his aunts as “the girls,"
and Susan never knew whether he
did it with humor or simply because
his father and Uncle Worthy had
always called them girls.
“No. I may go over to the Cul-
lens’ and get something to do—a
job, I mean. That’s what I prob-
ably will do, John. I haven’t thought
much about myself for the last few
days—everything’s been so topsy-
turvy,” she answered. “I’ve been
half expecting to hear from Allen,
but evidently he’s still furious with
me.”
She had told John the whole Allen
story from the moment when Uncle
Worthy ordered him out of the
house until the night when she had
refused to marry him. “I know just
how he feels,” she said now. “As if
I’ve double-crossed him. But what
could I have done that I didn’t do?”
John was silent for a minute
shining trolley wires. ell, yoif
could have walked out with him
that first night when he asked you
to,” he said at last. “You should
have, as a matter of fact, when they
were virtually kicking him out. . . .
You could have married him the
night when he wanted you to—that
is, taking it for granted that you
really do mean to marry him sooner
or later. You know, Susan, when a
Afrffow asks h girl to marry him he’k
offering just about everything that
he has or is. He feels that she
ought to take him or leave him. In-
stead of that, you-kept putting him
—Btf;-stayinx there wilji pe ipl'a whh’tL
treated him like the dirt under their
feet, seeing old -Wallie right along.
I can see just how he feels. I’d
' never come back, either, if I were in
his place.”
Susan seized his hand. “You
don’t think he’s ever coming back
to me?” she asked, the words com
ing out on a gasping breath.
John’s eyebrows and his shoul-
ders went up as he shrugged. “It
would take a lot of nerve after the
things you’ve handed to him.”
“I couldn’t have done anything
but what I have done.” Susan de-
clared. “After all, we do owe
something to Aunt Edna and Lutie.
The'y brought us up.”
John’s eyebrows knotted, and a
little muscle in the side of his cheek
twitched. ‘‘As a matter of fact, they
lived in the same house with us and
that’s about all—as I’ve often
pointed out to you,” he said. “Theyv
■ used to pick out your clothes when
you were a kid, but if you think
back, you won’t be able to remem-
ber much of anything else that
they ever did for either of us except
to tell us to run away and not
bother them. If we ever had any
real mothering we had it from
Anna. Who else ever took us to a
circus or a movie or trimmed a
Christmas tree for us? Dad sup-
ported us, of course, and we do owe
him something. But there isn’t any-
one else for whom you ought to ruin
your life, so far as I can dope it
out. Yet you’re going to marry
Wallie pretty soon because the fam-
ily want you to—and you think you
owe it to them to do it.” He fin-
ished on a note of high sarcasm
“What makes you think I’m go-
ing to marry •Wallace?" asked
Susan. “Nothing’s further from
my mind!”
“You’ll do it just the same.
Lutie and Aunt Edna will wear you
down about it just as they’ve al-
ways talked you out of everything
that you’ve ever wanted to do.
Allen probably through with you—
and they’ll keep reminding you, of
it and advising you to take Wal-
lace, and you’ll do it. But why any-
body should take their advice about
anything is a mystery to me. If
ever a crowd \>f people did not know
how to manage themselves and
their affairs it’s our family.
They’ve thrown away a fortune the
last twenty years—a big fortune,
too—like kids putting nickels in a
slot machine.” Ho made a sudden
outward movement with his hands
to indicate just how they had
thrown their money away. His
movements were just as awkward
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Hair Cuts —O...40C
Shives ........... 25c
“It Pays To Look Well”
For Men, Women and Children
C. E. STOKES, Prop.
Rooms, all conveniences, gas heated.
Fink Apartments, Telephone' 216.—
201-13tp
FOR RENT—Comfortable bed-room,
adjoining bath, also garage. Phone
565.—198-tf
Sunday night supper and inviting
'Susan, or Uncle Art might have
traded in the old car on a new one.
The Cullens’ news was usually the
pleasant kind. , .
“Yes. Allen’s living here with
us,” came Mary’s answer. "He s
taken Connie’s old room. We’re so
glad to have him here.” Her own
satisfaction at having him in the,
houle was in her voiqp. She had al-
ways been half in love with Allen,
Susan reflected as she said goodby
and put the receiver back upon its
hook. It was Mary rfo doubt who
had asked him to go to the Cullens
to board. ,
“Weill” she said aloud to the
empty hall. She was so astonished
that it was two or three minutes
before she began to realize what
Allen’s going to live with the Cul-
lens had done to her own plans. ...
She couldn’t go there now while she
looked around for something to do,
for some way of supporting herself.
That was “out,” as John would have
put it. Not only was there no room
for her at the Cullens' now., but she
would not move one step in wh^j
would look like pursuit of Allen,
who was certainly not pursuing her
these days He might, she thought,
have at least telephone^ her art the
time of Uncle Worthy’s depth. He
x-.xwt- have-EeasiLabout
Cullens. Frorp Mary -
, She went back through-the house
to the kitchen where she was finish-
ing the dinner dishes. Through* the
hall where Allen’had been talking
to her the other night while Wallace
watched him from the darkness of
the old parlor. Through the dining
room where Allen had held her in
his arms the night Lutie found _
them together.
. ~ —__
place of enchantment that it had’" '
been during the weeks when Allen
had lived in it. It was once more
the same shabby old place that it
v?'tif’W itrefa-rbark xe-Stt------
sari could remember.
can v«> • eyOS—
ting some work to do, and I’m not
going to marry Wallace,” she said:
“If I’d just had some kind of ptacti-
cal training, John?—” Susan’s
hands, which had been linked over
her knee, fell apart and hung at her
sides in an unconsciously helpless
movement.
“Well, it’s your own fault that
you haven’t had any,” John an-
swered. “You’ve talked around for ..........„________
years about a -business-course, but : The house - was no longer the
you never had the crust to stand up
to the familjgand and tell them that
you were going to take one. You’ve
had money from time to time. You
what you pleased with it—if you’d
just had the spunk to do it. You’re
too darned easy with people, Susan.
You let them walk all oveut,you with
hobnailed shoes—twice on the soft
places.”
At the station, it
. was pulling out, tn
again about coming out to Omaha to
him and Connie. “We’ll send you
the money when you want it.” he
called from the platform as she
walked along beside the slowly mov-
ing coach. “You know we’ll be
crazy to have you—” And then' he
was gone.
Susan stood on the windswept
platform until the train was just a
red pinpoint in the darkness. A
train, eastbound far New York,
came thundering down the tracks
on the other side of the platform,
stopped for two or three minutes,
and went thundering on. Still she
stood there, thinking over what
John had told her
It was all true.
Through some flaw in herself—
some weakness, the thing that John
called “the soft places” in her
character—she had let the family
keep her from the thiifgs that she
wanted most in life. Friends,
when she was a little girl at school.
. . . The business course that would
have made her independent, later
on.. .. And now, last of all, Allen—
She had been made to give them
all up because they weren’t “just
the people for her” of "just the
thing for her.” in the family’s opin-
ion. Because of their silly family
pride, their feeling that the Broder-
icks were a bit better than the ordi-
nary run of nice unassuming peo-
ple in the world—the “hoi polloi,”
as Uncle Worthy had always called
their neighbors—they had spoiled
everything for her.
Well, it would all be different
from now on. Susan promised
self. She would lead her own
make her own mistakes and
own successes, do the things
had always wanted to do-
somehow she would get Allen back,
make things clear and right be-
tween herself and him once more
That night Mary Cullen tele-
phoned her ahd asked her to come
over tor dinner On ■ Tuesday.
“You’ve heard the news, haven’t
you?” she asked -when Susah had
told her that she didn’t want to
leave Aunt Edha and Lutie in the
evening until they were better
“News?” Susan repeated. There
was always some sort of news at the
Cullens'. The girls might be having
own deposits with the insurance com-
panies, "receive retirement income
[based on the corporation’s contribu-
tions, as well as their own.
I
"Upon retirement, an employe may
expect to enjoy an income equivalent
to 2 per cent of his average earnings
for every year of his participation m
the plan. For instance, an employe
age 35 today will, on retirement, re-
ceive each month 60 per cent of whar-
v. •■r his averasr* n? r.tnly salary m ty
be cuiing the next" 30 years If t ’
im] loye wishes, he can arrange hi-,
pciicy so tjiat payments.- in reduced
amounts, will be continued during the
life-time of a designated dependent,
should this dependent survive the re-
tired employe's death. If such ar-
rangement is not chosen, the balance
paid to a bene-
e-af Food-.. The p'^n affActs employ-
es in 45 plants and 2d sales divisions
and districts in ’this country and ;
Canada.
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his district, according to Mr 5Robin-
son has approved the new plan. This '
one hundred per cent acceptance mak- j
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HOURS AGO, SIR.
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XDUR LAPEL, SIR
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THANK 'E SIR.
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BUT IT’LL DO,
MY GOOD FELLER.
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tooth pick ah'
HAVE MY BAWTH y
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RON MISTER JOSEPH ,
SIR . t’S A GREAT ,
FELLOW, SIR. T AN’
MASTER IAN RAN
FIVE MILES BEFORE
THE Y ^BREAKFASTED,
YEH, WE GOTTA
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HARD IN THIS
RACKE" , FOULEBALL
BUT 1 GUESS ITS
WORTH IT. HAND
ME TH’ TOWEL
MY GOOD MAN
DON'T THANK ME .
ADVICE IS SOMETHIN* I
AINT STINGY WITH,NEVER.
YA GOTTA WORK HARO IP TA
WANTA GIT ANYWHERE . LOOK
AT HOW WE HAFTA KEEP
trainin' PRACTIC'LY ALL TH'
TIME. BUT THAT'S HOW
WE WIN.
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TO DISTURB TOU.S'R. I MY LAD. I WAS JIST
IT'S A L5IT PAW. SIR, GfritN' UP. HCW ABOUT
HW H'L WANTED TO . A SPOT. OF JAM AN
TD TAKTO THU CHILL J TOAST, AN' ALL THAT
OUT Or TOUit ROOM, ‘ BALLY SORT OF ROT,
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SIR H'l WAS UGlC.NG SOUSE GUYS SAY
i THE GRATE, SIR. ,<( AN’ REWEM8ER—;
Buy handkerchief*
with what it save*
LISTERINE
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