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“When Your Back is Lame—Remember the Name”
DOAN’S KIDNEY PIELS
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DIDN’T THINK SHE WAS TIRED
Mr. Jinks’ Mean Insinuation When
Young Lady Dispossessed Him
of His Seat.
"'That was adding insult to Injury,”
said Representative Mann, the minor-
ity leader of the house, apropos of a
political squabble. 'It reminds me of
young Jinks.
"Late one night young Jinks sat in
a crowded trolley car, and, when a
girl be knew got aboard and stood
-dirci^ly in front of him- he made no
sign. HiS face hidden by his news-
paper, he pretended that he didn’t
know the girl would like to have his
seat.
“After a while she spoke.
“ ‘Good evening, Mr. Jinks.’
" ‘Why, good evening.’
" ‘I’ve been to the Primrose social
dance.’
“ ‘Indeed.’
“Then, after a pause, she added:
“ ‘It’s a wonder, Mr. Jinks, you
wouldn’t offer me your seat!’
“Jinks then got up. He was very
angry. He said, as he hooked himself
to a strap:
'"‘I thought you wouldn’t want it;
for as you said you’d been to a dance.
I knew you must have been sitting all
the evening.’ ”
Right in Her Line.
Gillet—The people in the fiat above
us are constantly fighting.
Perry—Doesn’t your wife object?
Gillet—No. She likes to have a fuss
made over her.
Because of those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. Use “LA CREOLE'* HAIR DRESSING. PI'ICE, Sf.oo. retail.
EVEN YEARS
OF MISEBY
How Mrs. Bethune was Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegeta-
ble Compound.
red.
■isands of women who
displacements,
■non-,, tumors, irreg-
■uepains, backache, that
feeling, indigestion, and
itration, after all other means
Why don’t you try it?
of an old friend—
Pleasant
Thought
Post
Toasties
with cream.
(Ordinary woman, any day
jkvish I could talk to every
^and girl, and tell them
Pinkham’s Vegetable
■one for me.”—Mrs.
■Sikeston, Mo.
Sikeston, Mo. — “For seven years I
coffered everything. I was in bed for
four or five days at a
time every month,
and so weak I could
hardly walk. I had
cramps, backache
and headache, and
was so nervous and
weak that I dreaded
to see anyone or
have anyone move in
the room. The doc-
tors gave me medi-
cine to ease me at
those times, and said that I ought to
have an operation. I would not listen to
that, and when a friend of my husband’s
told him about Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg-
etable Compound and what it had done
for his wife, I was willing to take it.
Now I look the picture of health and feel
like it, too. I can do all my own house-
work, work in the garden and entertain
company and enjoy them, and can walk
as far as
in the wgl
remedy which did this
tnkham’s Vegetable
Sweet, crisp bits of white
Indian corn, toasted to an
appetizing, golden brown.
A delightful food for break-
fast, lunch or supper—always
ready to serve instantly from
the package.
"The Memory Lingers"
For a pleasing variation
sprinkle some Grape-Nuts
over a saucer of Post Toast-
ies, then add cream. The
combined flavour is some-
remember.
ipany, Limited
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During the winter many people
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cracked hands. The manner of wash-
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exposure, blood and innumerable
other things may cause this. To per-
sons suffering in this way, or from
any skin eruption, this woman’s ex-
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with my hands cracking. Had used
all kinds of salve, but to no avail,
until one day a sample box of Resinol
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long with my hands, I opened the
package and began reading some of
the testimonials. Finally I tried it,
and the effect was wonderful. It
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and immediately began to heal, and
in a few days (using it every night)
my hands were entirely healed. I
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“MRS. MATTIE R. SHORT,
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Resinol Ointment is the most won-
PECULIAR AFTER EFFECTS
Mrs. Brown—Where did Mrs. Close-
Wad go for her new suit?
Mrs. Jones—Through her husband’s
pockets.
The Effect of Sleeping In Cars
Is the contracting of cold, which often
results seriously to the lungs. Never
neglect a cold, but take in time Tay-
lor’s Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullenn-nature’s great cough
medicine. For all throat and lung
troubles, Whooping Cough, etc.
At druggists, 25c., 50c. and $1.00 a
bottle.
OF GRIP THIS YEAR.
Leaves Kidneys in Weakened Condition
Doctors in all parts of the country
have been kept busy with the epidemic
of grip which has visited so many
homes. The symptoms of grip this
year are very distressing and leave
the system in a run down condition,
particularly the kidneys which seem
to suffer most, as every victim com-
plains of lame back and urinary trou-
bles which should not be neglected, as
these danger signals often lead to
more serious sickness, such as dread-
ed Bright’s Disease. Local druggists
report a large sale on Dr. Kilmer’s
Swamp-Root which so many people '
say soon heals and strengthens the |
kidneys after an attack of grip.
Swamp-Root Js a great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy, and, being an
herbal compound, has a gentle healing
effect on the kidneys, which is almost
immediately noticed by those who try
it. Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N.
Y., offer to send a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root, free by mail, to every
sufferer who requests it. A trial will
convince any one who may be in need
of it. Regular size bottles 50 cts. and
$1.00. For sale at all druggists. Be
sure to mention this paper.
Child’s Reasoning.
“I can’t tell you anything about my
grandpa,” said solemn little Eustace,
questioned by a happier comrade as to
his more recent ancestor, “because I
never had any. All my grandparents
died before I was born.”
“But you had grandparents, just the
same, dear,” interpolated a listening
adult. “The fact that they died before
you was born doesn't alter the fact
that they were your grandparents.”
“But if our father and mothers had
died before we were born they
wouldn’t have been our fathers and
mothers, would they?” the wondering
child questioned. “So I don’t see how
what you say can be true.”
Deep-Sea Version.
Tommy Cod—What is it they call a
pessimist, pa?
Pa Cod—A pessimist, my son, Is
fish who thinks there is a hook in ev-
ery worm!—Puck.
Quite So.
The teacher in the primary depart-
ment of a Philadelphia school had been
holding forth at some length with ref-
erence to the three grand divisions of
nature—the animal, the vegetable and
the mineral. When she had finished
she put this question:
“Who can tell me what the highest
form of animal life is?”
Whereupon the pupil nearest her
hastened to supply the answer as fol-
lows:
“The giraffe.”—Lippincott’s.
WOMENAND HEALTH.
Women are beginning to realize
more fully that good health is not to
he found in the use of cosmetics and
face powders. The appearance of
health may follow facial treatment,
but health itself lies much deeper than
the surface.
Most important to the health of ev-
ery woman is regularity of the bowels
and digestive organs. The weary
eyes, bad breath, frequent headaches,
pimples and general air of lassitude,
is in most every case due to consti-
pation or indigestion, or both. There
are various remedies prescribed for
this condition, but the easiest, most
pleasant and certainly effective, is
a combination of simple laxative
herbs with pepsin known to druggists
as Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. This
simple remedy is far preferable to
harsh salts and cathartics and violent
purgative waters that disturb the
whole system without affording more
than temporary relief.
Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a
tonic laxative, mild in its action,
pleasant to the taste and positive in
its effect, strengthening the muscles
of stomach and bowels so that after
a short time these organs regain the
power to perform their natural func-
tions without assistance.
Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is sold
by druggists everywhere in 50c and
$1.00 bottles. If you have never tried
it, write for a sample to Dr. W. B.
Caldwell, 201 Washington St., Monti-
cello, Ill.; he will gladly send a trial
bottle without any expense to you
whatever.
We are told that it is the unexpect-
ed that always happens. If this is
true, we should learn to expect it.
An Interruption.
Gerald—With that end in view—
Geraldine—Stop looking at my feet.
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GRANDMA’S TEA purifies the blood—pure blood means a rosy complexion.
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GRANDMA’S TEA is prescribed by doctors in every case where indiges-
tion, weak stomach and a torpid liver are indicated.
AT ALL DRUGGISTS, 25c.
A tough man’s idea of being well
dressed is to wear a loud necktie.
On a Main Road.
Pottelton drew up at the side of the
road and accosted a man sitting on
top of a load of hay.
“I say, colonel,” said he, "are we on
the right road to Claypool Junction?”
"Ya-as,” said the farmer.
“How’s the road, pretty good?”
asked Pottleton.
"Fine,” said the farmer. “We’ve
been 20 years wearin’ them ruts
through.”—Harper’s Weekly.
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Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting—Feels
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Murine Eye Salve m Aseptic Tubes, 25&~aij^60c.
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Mr. J. T. Tribble, Cartersville. Ga., writes s
“ Mexican Mustang Liniment is the best
liniment in the country for a man to use
on his horses, mules or cattle, and I advise
others to give it a trial.”
25c. 50c. $1 a bottle at Drag & Gen’l Stores
150% INCREASE
That’s the experience of one farmer
who fertilized his land with
If a leap year girl has money to
burn it isn’t difficult for her to find a
young man willing to furnish a match.
It takes a genius to play the fool
and make it pay.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
Your druggist will rotund money if PAZO OINT-
MENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind,
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It is the easiest thing in the world
for a man to believe as he hopes.
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AND BUILD UP THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GROVE’S TASTELESS
CM 11.1, TONIC. You know what you are taking
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it is simply Quinine.and Iron in a tasteless
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people and children. 60 cents.
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| MS FROM FATHERLAND
A Brief Resume of the Most Im-
portant Happenings In the
German Empire.
Prussie will have to borrow large
amounts of money for the building of
new railroads and the electrification
of old lines.
The city of Chemnitz has imported
frozen meat from Argentina as an ex-
periment and the result was highly
satisfactory.
Foreign Minister Aehrenthal of Aus-
tria-Hungary is suffering from leu-
cocythemia, and his physicians look
upon his case as serious.
Prince Adalbert, Kaiser Wilhelm’s
third son, is going to serve in the
German squadron along the eastern
coast of the United States next sum-
mer.
Chancellor von Bethmann Hollveg
has had a conference with the leaders
of the conservative parties with re-
gard to a united stand against the
Social Democrats.
Victor Berger, the only Socialistic
member of the congress of the United
States, sent greetings to the Social-
ists of Germany on the occasion of
their victories at the election of mem-
bers of the reichstag,
Germany’s foreign trade in both di-
rections broke all former records for
the year 1911, the imports being $2,-
386,200,000 and the exports $2,025,-
450,000. The increase in each branch
was a little over $150,000,000.
The German postal system earned
in round figures $2.1,000,000 over and
above the cost of administration dur-
ing the year 1911, according to the im-
perial budget figures just made pub-
lic. This includes also the “profits”
of the German telegraph system, gov-
ernment owned, which is under the
administration of the postoffice depart-
ment. The total receipts of the Ger-
man imperial posts and telegraphs,
exclusive of Bavaria and Wurtemburg,
which have their own systems, aggre-
gated about $177,000,000.
Archduke Frantz Ferdinand, heir to
the Auttro-Hungarian throne, and his
consort attended Kaiser Wilhelm’s
birthday. This was the first time that
a member of the Austrian imperial
family left Vienna to take part in a
birthday celebration of the German
imperial family, and great political
significance is attached to this de-
parture from custom. It is believed
the visit of the archduke is intended
to dispel the mistrust of the German
public toward Austria, which has ex-
isted since the Moroccan crisis, and
Kaiser Wilhelm’s reported dissatisfac-
tion with the lack of support Germany
received from its ally at that time.
The Socialists as a result of the
reballoting for members of the reich-
stag lack only 1 of an even 100 seats.
This was the outcome of another re-
markable change in the political at-
mosphere, and, coupled with 33 victor-
ies by other left parties, makes the
chances of the “blue-black bloc,” or
government, of retaining its former
majority more than doubtful. The So-
cialists elected 27 in 80 contests and
now have a total * of 99 seats. The
allied conservatives yesterday elected
11, with a total of 69; allied center 5,
total 107; Radicals 17, total 34; Na-
tional Liberals 16, total 41. The most
sensational event of the reballoting
was the winning by the Socialists of
Koln.
Count von Benstorff, German am-
bassador at Washington, has written
a newspaper article on the Morocco
question, saying in part: “Although,
of course, opinions may differ about
the value of the territory ceded to
Germany, it is evident that German
commerce and industry, German min-
ers and farmers, have obtained val-
uable guarantees for their interests in
Morocco. The agreement furnishes a
powerful instrument in the hands of
the German government, enabling it
permanently to protect German inter-
ests in spite of all contrary efforts.
On the whole, it can therefore be
said that the negotiations conducted
under the moral pressure of the send-
ing of the Panther to Agadir led to a
satisfactory result for Germany, be-
cause she avoided chasing phantoms,
and tried only to reach a goal which
it was possible for her to attain.”
The kaiser, acting in his capacity as
commander in chief of the German
army, has forbidden all his officers to
visit England without permission
from the military authorities. At pres-
ent German officers must obtain the
consent of the authorities to travel
abroad, but they have not been re-
quired to state their foreign destina-
tion. The kaiser’s new decree is in-
tended to prevent his officers from un-
dertaking at their own risk operations
of espionage on British territory,
hitherto a common practice among
ambitious young military men, who
desire to gain distinction by bringing
home useful information about Eng-
land’s defense. This does not mean
that German officers will cease to visit
England as agents of their own intelli-
gence department, but that they will
resign their commissions during the
period of such activity, so that, if
arrested, they may be described as
mere civilians.
The foreign press is making out
th At Kaiser Wilhelm is much more
busy than he really is. The Paris
Gaulois says that Kaiser Wilhelm is
so worried by the Socialistic danger
that he may have to go to war in or-
der to rouse the latent patriotism of
the German people. But the London
Times goes the Gaulois one* better by
stating that Kaiser Wilhelm is de-
pending upon the Catholics in his
struggle with the Socialists, and that
he w?.nts to annex parts of Austria
in on er to strengthen the Catholic
element, These statements have ab-
solute y no foundation in fact.
HOUSEWORK IS A HEAVY BURDEN
*‘Z fust can't get up!"
The woman who “keeps house” has
enough to do when she is in good, sound
health, but if she is weak, tired all the
time, and suffering from morn to night
with an aching back, house-work becomes
& heavy burden.
Many wofnen who were afflicted in this
way say that Doan’s Kidney Pills have
made life easier for them.
Women are subject to kidney disease.
The clothing they wear, the work they do,
the worry and strain of bearing and rearm-
ing children, the lack of proper exercise;
all tend to it.
Backache, bearing-down pains, headache,
dizzy spells, faintness, fits of "blues,” and
other troubles often thought to be peculiar
to the sex, are found frequently in kidney
disease. When any one of these ills ap-
pears, together with a discolored condi-
tion of the kidney secretions, with passages
too frequent, scanty or burning, just make
up your mind that your kidneys are weak,
and be quick to help them.
Doan’s Kidney Pills have helped a great
many weak women through the trying
times when kidney disease means so much
added misery. They do not disturb the
stomach or bowels and contain no poison-
ous, dangerous nor habit-forming drugs.
Doan’s are harmless for children too.
When Kidney Troubles Keep
You in Misery Day
and Night
The following case is typical of the cures
effected by Doan’s Kidney Pills, Grateful
testimony is the best evidence.
DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY.
A Terrible Tale of Kidney Suffering.
Mrs. H. W. Heagy, 1515 L St., Bakers-
field, Cal., says: “My kidney trouble be^an
in the fall of 1907. I used remedy after ,
remedy prescribed by physicians but no re-
lief came and I was in despair. On ac-
count of the numbness and grating sensa-
tion I could not lie down comfortably and
some nights I was not in bed half an hour.
I became so nervous and restless I hardly
knew what to do. Hot waves came over
me like a flash and I became so dizzy that
I staggered. I had a feeling as if there
was gravel in my bladder, the kidney se-
cretions acting too freely at times, while
again they were very scant and accom-
panied by terrible pain. I cannot describe
the suffering I endured for over two yeans.
Finally I began using Doan’s Kidney Pills
and while I did not notice much relief for
a week or so, I continued persistently and
when I had taken eight boxes I was feel-
ing fine. The numbness and smarting fin-
ally left, the kidney secretions became
clear and natural and my health improved
one hundred percent. Doan’s Kidney Pills
cured me at a time when it seemed that
I would go crazy and I never can express
my gratitude.”
OF THE AGE OF CHIVALRY
THE USUAL WAY.
"I’m
Fat Victim of Cupid Bashfully Ac-
knowledges Real Reason for His
Act of Heroism.
derful skin remedy today. For sores,
pimples, every form of eruptive skin
disease, irritation and inflammation,
eczema, tetter, milk crust, scald head,
ringworm, barber’s itch, pimples,
blackheads, chilblains, cracked lips,
chaps, burns and scalds it is an ef-
fectual and reliable remedy. It
soothes, relieves the pain and heals.
Resinol Soap is also very healing and
a perfect toilet soap. Your druggist
will recommend Resinol Ointment
and sell it to you in fifty-cent and
one-dollar sizes, or you can make a
free trial of it by writing for sample
to Department 89, Resinol Chemical
Co., Baltimore, Md.
The smallest boy had broken
through the ice and the fat boy was
crawling to his rescue.
“Come back, Fatty!” the other boys
shrieked. “You’ll bust it all in, an’
den youse’ll both be drowned!”
But the fat boy, flat on his stom-
ach and spread out to his widest ex-
tent, ignored these warning cries and
steadily crept toward the black hole
and Tommy’s clinging fingers.
Once the ice made a cracking sound
and the watchers yelled with dismay.
But the fat boy did not halt. Nearer
and nearer he came, and finally his
outstretched hands caught those
clinging fingers and drew the small
boy, little by little, onto the firmer ice
and so to safety.
“What did youse do it fer, Fatty?"
one of the boys tearfully remonstrat-
ed.
“Aw,” replied the hero, “I knew
what I lost in weight I made up in
wideness, see?”
Then his face softened.
“Besides,” he bashfully said,
sweet on Tommy’s sister!”
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