The New Ulm Enterprise (New Ulm, Tex.), Vol. 12, No. 13, Ed. 1 Thursday, January 12, 1922 Page: 2 of 8
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Making Good an Old Boast.
A process has been discovered
whereby old leather can be converted
into gelatin. Such transformation of-
fers a ready way of utilizing many ar-
ticles after their value to every one
but the junk man appears to be gone.
Since head coverings are sometimes
made of leather, it would appear that
at least the man confident that his
candidate will win in an election may
literally back up his confidence with
the time-honored promise that he will
eat his hat in the event that his man
loses.
WARNING I Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin.
Unless you see the name “Bayer” on tablets, you are
not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians
over 22 years and proved safe by millions for
Colds
Toothache
Earache
Headache
Neuralgia
Lumbago
Rheumatism
Neuritis
Pain, Pain
Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proper directions.
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This «yrup w different from all other*.
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Skin Tortured Babies Sleep
Mothers Rest
After Cuticura
Soap 25c, Ointment 25 and 50c,Talcum 25c.
HELP INVALIDS TO FORGET
Presence of a Canary or Goldfish In
the Sickroom Invariably Has
Beneficial Effect.
Next time you sit in a room, the
furnishings of which include a bowl
of goldfish, consider how much time
you spend watching the small fish as
they swim slowly about or dart about
in pursuit of each other.
Probably you will conclude you
were indulging the usual tendency of
the normal person to be attracted to
moving objects. In sick persons and
convalescents this tendency is more
pronounced, and in the aged and very
young it is still more so.
That psychology of this attraction
was given by Dr. Edward N. Leavy,
formerly veterinarian to the animals
in Central park zoo. He is now con-
nected with a Fifth avenue pet store.
“Sick persons lying in bed spend a
great deal of time watching the gold-
fish if an aquarium Is in their room,"
he said. “It takes their minds off
their pains and aches and is very ben-
eficial.”
Canaries share with goldfish the
honor of being the chief animate en-
tertainment to the sick.—New York
Sun.
One isn’t troubled much by the laws
against violence if he isn’t trouble-
some.
The Wrong Foot.
From a telegram recently received
by the district superintendent of an
Indian railway from a Babu station
master: “Coming on duty early in the
morning clad in my new and white uni-
form I perceived a man seated on a
box in a naked and aggressive manner.
Taking him to be an ordinary pas-
senger, I proceeded to slap him, where-
upon he hastily arose, unlocked the
said box, clad himself in a policeman’s
uniform he took thereout and arrested
me. The shoe is thus situated on the
erroneous peddle. Please arrange.”—
London Morning Post.
’ National Emblems.
The rose, England’s national flower,
was chosen as the country’s symbol at
the close of the War of the Roses.
The shamrock Is firmly imbedded In
Irish hearts because St. Patrick used
it to illustrate one of his sermons.
The thistle was adopted as the na-
tional emblem of Scotland because,
in the reign of Malcolm II, a moat
filled with thistles saved a Scotch fort-
ress from Danish invasion.
A Forgotten Art.
In New York’s streets there may
be counted hundreds of signs that
read “Watchmaker.” Yet perhaps less
than a dozen of such concerns could
make a watch.
The crooked path is longest.
t
You are entitled to the benefit
of the doubt. Why not take
advantage of it?
The law is very careful in protecting the
rights of a prisoner charged with a crime.
How about the Law of Common Sense and
the man who has committed an error only? Isn’t
this a good place to use the benefit of the
doubt, too?
Take your own case: If you don’t know for
sure whether tea or coffee is harming you, you
do know that many are harmed by the drug
element in tea and coffee, and that headaches,
nervousness, or high blood pressure are symp-
toms which often tell that the drug, caffeine, is
giving the nervous system too much jolt.
Probably you know, too, that some people
can’t drink a cup of tea or coffee at bed-time,
and sleep well that night.
Where many have been harmed by tea and
coffee, and you may be harmed, isn’t it well to.
put the benefit of the doubt on your side before
doubt becomes an unpleasant certainty?
There’s charm without harm in Postum—a
pure cereal beverage, rich in flavor, fully satisfy-
ing; the favorite table drink of thousands.
Suppose you try giving yourself this benefit
today, and keep up the test for ten days; then
judge the results. See if you don’t feel better and
work better. You can get Postum wherever good
food and drink are sold or served.
Postum comes in two forms: Instant Postum (in tins)
made instantly in the cup by the addition of boiling water.
Postum Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who
prefer to make the drink while the meal is being prepared)
made by boiling for 20 minutes.
Postum for Health
“There’s a Reason”
Specialist at Fault.
“Stand back. The master detective
is now scanning the window sill with
a magnifying glass."
“But,” protested the mild little man,
“I live across the street and I lodged
this complaint.”
“Well?”
“Do you suppose it would hurt the
great detective’s feelings if I were to
tell him he’s not only scanning the
wrong window sill, but he’s in the
wrong house?”—Birmingham Age-Her-
ald.
Some of the most successful maga-
zine writers devote their talent to the
advertising pages.
Better a crying woman than a
scratchy one.
Opportunity' doesn’t wait for the
man who is late.
FOR COLDS, CROUP AND PAINS.
Use Vacher-Balm; it relieves at once,.
AVOID IMITATIONS.
If we have no agent where you live,
write for a free sample to E. W.
Vacher, Inc., New Orleans, La.—Ad-
vertisement
Any story told over a long-distance
telephone is a sort of distant relation.
Women seldom live to be 100 years
old; they linger around 30 too long.
FOR DEEP SEATED COLDS
Use Nash’s Salve in This Manner and Positively Break Up a Bad
Cold in One Night.
If your cold la In the chest, and head
ts all stopped up, heat a little Nash’s
Salve in a spoon held over a lighted
match, close mouth and inhale the va-
pors. Head will be cleared instantly.
Now apply salve in both nostrils with
finger; this is to keep nasal passages
open.
Apply hot wet towels to throat and
chest to open pores; take off before cool-
ing and with hand rub Nash’s Salve on
liberally—thickly; cover immediately with
warm flannel. Do same to back. Ar-
range bed coverings In a sort of tunnel
form at chin so that vapors can be in-
haled all night. Swallowing a small
amount of the salve the size of a pea
(slowly) will help.
This Is the "one-night treatment.” It
works, too. You will find the cold com-
pletely broken by morning and can prob-
ably go about your duties at once.
Nash’s Salve is sold in 30 and 60-cent
bottles at all drug stores everywhere.
A Grateful
Mother writes:
Galveston, Texas.
March 12. 1920.
Anglo-American Drug Co.,
New York, N. Y.
Dear Friends:
I want to tell you, as well as thank you, for what your prepa-
ration has done for my baby. He was a little, cross, crying baby,
awfully constipated all the time, when I started to give it to him.
But now he is a big, fat baby, and I cannot speak too highly of your
preparation.
I know there is nothing that can come up to Mrs. Winslow’s
Syrup for a baby and I feel that it was a God-sent blessing to me.
I will tell any mother what it has done for my baby.
With all good wishes to you and your preparation.
Respectfully,
(Name on request)
Diarrhoea, colic, flatulency and teething
troubles are relieved by this safe, pleasant
preparation. Non-narcotic, non-alcoholic.
MRS. WINSLOW'S SYRUP
The Infants’ and Children’s Regulator
Open formula on every label. At All Druggists.
ANGLO-AMERICAN DRUG CO., 215-217 Fulton Street, New York
General Selling Agents :
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NEW ULM ENTERPRIS
NEW ULM, TEXAS
con-
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DANDER1NE
NIEHOFF GOES TO MOBILE
Some people are so methodical that
they expect even their opportunities
to travel on schedule time.
It’s easy enough to become a great
financier if you have money for ex-
periments.
second
club of
former
the Har-
and then
that they
their All
>ery Picture
Bretts a S
Football Has peen Growing by
Leaps and Bounds.
National League Uses
215 Balls Every Day
35 cents buys a bottle of “Dander-
ine” at any drug store. After one ap-
plication you can not find a particle
of dandruff or a falling hair. Besides,
every hair shows new life, vigor, bright-
ness, more color and abundance.—Ad-
vertisement.
finds you suffering with torturing backache,
rheumatic pains, headaches, dizziness and
annoying bladder irregularities.
But don’t worry! Simply realize that
your kidneys are overworked at such times
and need assistance. Get a box of Doans
Kidney Pills today and give your weakened
kidneys the help they need. Assist them
also by drinking pure water freely, eating
lightly, and getting plenty of fresh air and
rest. Doan’s Kidney Pills have helped
thousands and should help you. Ask your
neighbor!
Help Your Kidneys Fight That Cold!
Winter Colds and Chills Weaken the Kidneys and Are the
Direct Cause of Many Serious Kidney Disorders
Bert Niehoff, captain and
baseman of the Los Angeles
the Pacific Coast league and
major leaguer, has been signed to
manage the Mobile club of the South-
ern association next season.
No Man in This Progressive Age Can
See Enough Players and Games
to Warrant the Selection of
Eleven Best Men.
ALL AMERICA THEORY
IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY
There was a time when football ex-
perts took a hard look at
vard-Yale-Princeton lineup
went home with the feeling
were well qualified to pick
American teams. No other games
mattered, no other players figured. All
America on the gridiron in those days
—not a generation ago—was bounded
by Cambridge, Massachusetts; New
Haven, Connecticut, and Princeton,
New Jersey. So far as football was
concerned, State College, Pennsyl-
vania ; Danville, Kentucky; Berkeley,
California, and Atlanta, Georgia, might
just as well have been trading posts
in* the Hudson Bay territory.
When Walter Camp originated the
All America idea in 1888 he named
five men from Princeton, three from
Yale and three from Harvard, and
called it a fine season’s work. In 1890
a Pennsylvania man crept into the
list; in 1894 Cornell gained repre-
sentation on the All America. When
in 1897 Hirschberger of Chicago and
in 1898 Seneca of the Carlisle Indians
won places in the all-star combina-
tion there was a great ado. Football
was growing by leaps and bounds, the
experts proclaimed.
It did grow by leaps and bounds.
It has kept growing by leaps and
bounds, and it promises to keep on
growing in just that way. Progress
in the East has made it a difficult
task to select an All East eleven.
Remarkable headway In the South
and on the Pacific coast has made
the All America team an impossibility.
With the Middle West and the South
scoring over the best in the East, with
the Pacific coast winning over the
best in the Middle West, with the
Missouri valley grown to great foot-
ball stature and the Southwest clamor-
ing for recognition too, no man, even in
this age of airplanes, can in a single
season see enough games and enough
players to warrant his naming an All
America team. Were he able to see,
he could not crowd his stars into an
eleven.
The All America eleven has gone
the way bare knuckles and London
prize ring rules went in pugilism,
the way of the trim clipper and
transatlantic schooner races. The
glamour of romance begins to grow
about the All Americans of the old
days. Another generation and they
will be legendary.
IS winter-time your backache-time? Does
every cold, chill or attack of grip leave
you lame, achy and all worn out? Does
your back throb and ache until it seems
you just can’t keep going another day?
Then look to your kidneys! Grip, colds
and chills throw a heavy strain on the kid-
neys. They overload the blood with
poisons and impurities that the kidneys
have to filter off. The kidneys weaken
under this rush of new work; become
gested and inflamed.
It's little wonder then, that every, cold
Now the “Hydro-Glider.”
A new “hydro-glider” just completed
on the west coast is described in Pop-
ular Mechanics Magazine. It is said
to provide all the thrill and speed of
a hydroplane gliding over the surface
of the ocean. In fact, it amounts prac-
tically to a flying boat without wings,
and is driven over the surface of the
water by an air-propeller motor at a
speed of sixty miles an hour.
Thirty-three thousand, one t
hundred and ninety-two base- J
balls were used in the National t
league last season, President J
Heydler reported at the annual J
meeting. f
Many of the spheres were *
used, of course, In practice, but /
figured on a basis of 154 sched- J
uled contests, the circuit clubs y
used something like 215 balls / J
each day of the season. f
Stops Hair Coming Out
• Thickens, Beautifies.
MRS. VALTURE BRAND 623 Legarde
St., Thibadaux, La., says: “There have been
times when my back caused me intense mi scry,
Every little while a sharp twinge darted across
the' small of my back and through my lower
limbs. I felt languid and tired. Finally I com-
menced using Doan’s Kidney Pills and a brief
treatment relieved me of the attack. Since that
time I have used Doan’s Kidney Pills occasion-
ally whenever I feel such ailments coming on
and they always bring the same fine results.”
ERNEST HERBRICH, Farmer, Giddings,
Tex., says: “My kidneys bothered me. My back
pained and whenever I caught a little cold the
muscles in my back would feel as if they were
tied in a knot. If I stooped, it would hurt to
straighten up. My kidneys acted irregularly. I
was lame and sore across my kidneys and I made
up my mind it was kidney complaint. Having
heard so much about Doan’s Kidney Pills, I got
a box. They did just what I expected them
to do. They cured me.”
Gas, Indigestion,
Stomach Misery
—“Diapepsin’
Doan's Kidney Pills
At all dealers, 60c
FAVOR CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
Princeton and Yale Not Satisfied With
Arrangement With Harvard—
Want Rotation.
Princeton and Yale favor a change
in the football schedule with Har-
vard. The present scheme, which has
been in vogue for some time, brings
Harvard and Princeton together first,
then Princeton and Yale, and finally
Yale and Harvard. This gives Harvard
a two weeks’ rest between games,
while Yale and Princeton play on suc-
cessive Saturdays. Princeton and
Yale contend there should be a rota-
tion of the schedule each year.
"Pape’s Diapepsin” has proven itself
the surest relief for Indigestion, Gases,
Flatulence, Heartburn, Sourness, Fer-
mentation dr Stomach Distress caused
by acidity. A. few tablets give almost
immediate stomach relief and shortly
the stomach is corrected so you can
eat favorite foods without fear. Large
case costs only few cents at drug store.
Millions helped annually.—Advertise-
ment.
To be disappointed in love may save
you a greater disappointment in mar-
riage.
There are no more attics, so junk
stores Increase.
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