The New Ulm Enterprise (New Ulm, Tex.), Vol. 38, No. 8, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 27, 1947 Page: 2 of 8
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Change Your Weight
For Beauty's Sake
Off to a Good Start
INCLUDE plenty of lettuce and
* other greens in your reduc-
ing diet. They're high in miner-
als, vitamins and other health-giv-
ing diet., They're high in miner-
ow booklet No. 40 will help you lose
those extra pounds in a short time. Has
two-weeks low-calory menus, special rec-
& calory charts, many hints and rules
SS cents (cotn I for “Change Your
Weight for Beauty's Sake” to Weekly
Newspaper Service. 143 W. nth St.. New
York 11. N. Y. Print name, address,
booklet title and No. 43.
A man walked into a restaurant
and left the door open.
A big fat man called out:
“Shut that door! Were you
brought up in a barn?”
The man tclosed the door, went
to a table, sat down, and began to
cry.
The fat man looked most un-
comfortable; he went over to the
sobbing man and. patting him on
the shoulder, said:
“I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings; I only wanted
you to close the door.”
“I’m not crying because you
hurt my feelings,” was the reply;
“but the fact is, I was brought up
in a harn, and every time I hear
a jackass bray, it makes me feel
homesick.”
If your pocketbook winces at the
mere thought of Christmas—don’t
start scratching names off your
list—but decide here and now to
give practical, useful gifts. For
example, local dealers are featur-
ing two timely items you can give
generously to the smokers on your
Christmas list We refer to Camel
Cigarettes and Prince Albert
Smoking Tobacco. These popular
brands are all dressed up in fes-
tive wrappings, ready to give.
Camel comes in a handsome ten-
package carton—contains 200 mild,
flavorful Camel cigarettes. And
for the pipe smoker, tongue-friend-
ly Prince Albert is available in
Christmasy one-pound tins. Both
Camels and Prince Albert have
space for a personal “Merry
Christmas” message. Ask your
dealer to put some cartons of
Camels and tins of Prince Albert
awffy for you now.—Adv.
FOR FASTER RELIEF
NEVER Wait
TillaCoH
GetsWorse!
A little Vicki Vs-tro-nol in each noe-
sneese, Va-tro-nol
directions in
VICKS VA-TRONOL
Vied for over
50 Years to treat
\ ★ Rheumatism
★ Arthritis
★ Stomach trouble
★ Kidney trouble
WNU-P 48—47
GIRLS! WOMEN!
try thia if you're
NERVOUS
■s*CEKTMH MVF Of Msertb—
THE NEW ULM ENTERPRISE. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1947
CLASSIFIED
L. K. TENNISON
IN8TBUCTipN_
Hoeksd Hur Patleros. New woolen uh
riels for hooking and braiding hoojtt ogA
cutting machines. Redbird Bag Rwm.
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'Kenny and Brace were going to match to tee which
By Ernie Bushmiller
NANCY
Buy U. S. Savings Bonds!
By Margarita
LITTLE REGGIE
By Bud Fisher
MUTT AND JEFF
it's powerful nourighm^nff
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JITTER
ASPIRIN AT ITS BE!
By Gene Byrnes
REG’LAR FELLERS
■MB ON
VIRGIL
By Len Kleis
By Jeff Hayes
SILENT SAM
POORLY?
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MUSterqlE
BUY WHERE YOU SEE THIS SIGN
Arthur Pointer
TILL I CATCH
HER WITH A
, SMALLER /
GUY! cr<
of natural AAD Vitamins and
energy-building natural oil
Mom said I should tell you about the trouble I got into
today—but you know how I exaggerate everything.”
ABOUT
a 'T?
ration of the oil.
An exclusive
Set how
SCOTTS helps
build you upL
AC **5-Star Qualify" OU Filter
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St. Jos eph aspirin
WOULD S LARGEST SEILER AT 10
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FOOD TONIC I Beu bow you
SCOTTS EMULSION
High Fhchgy tonic
FOR SALBi 430 aero Bosque county ranch,
lOOacree in cultivation, aheap proof faa.ajfo
good Improvements, good water, electric-
oHir
CLEAN OIL
Promptly rolievss coughs of
TIGHT ACHING
CHEST COLDS
(wait? what
III Just FoR?
WAIT, THAT’S
WHAT I’LL /
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Write for circular.
Co.. IM W. 1413 St.,
SPEEDED-UP COMFORT
for to-called
KIDNEY SUFFERERS
Backaches, leg pains, broken aloep, nainful poe-
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stimulate siugghh kidneys; then ALLAY BIJiLA-
DER IRRITATION. That's the eause of mart
JSash ,tch
n A 9 tl OR rfTTIR
Quickly apply soothing and com-
forting GRAYS OINTMENT with
its wholesome antiseptics and na-
ture aiding medication. Nothing else
like it—nothing so comforting—or
pleasant for externally caused slda
troubles. 35c. Get a package today.
HELP WANTED—MEN
GIFT SALESMAN
' SOME GUYS \ WELL. WHY DON'T
MAKIN' LOVE TO \YoU DOGOMETHIN'
MY GIRL IN THE
GARDEN? I-I-
WON'T STAND
51 FOR IT!
^BOYAMlMADit*^^
i Minx hold me
BACK OR I MIGHT n
\ HURT SOMEBODY! I J&Aafe
business a invest, oppob.
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FARMS AND RANCHES
RANCH FOR SALE
343 acres. 1 walla, cement tan J .knit wire
fence. 3 miles court house. 340.00 acre.
John W. TAYLOR, 440, UsalOe. Tanas
LIVESTOCK
FATTEN BOOS FASTXB Iby sUmulatfog
their appetite, with Dr. LeGear s Hog Few-
acripUon. Alw an Ideal umlc for bread
eowe and plsa. Haa helped increase praAfo
eeetA, bladder as well a, ,l i mulcts kidney
Do this: UM Foley (the new kidnev-c
Pill,; they also hare direct eedative-Itki
on bladder. At your dmuist Unlern y
them tar more eaUataclury, DOUBLE
MONEY BACK
REAL ESTATE—BUS. PROP.
IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY 43x100 and
two 24’xlOO- atorea In new La Porte com-
munity center. S' plate windows, tile sad
brick blds- suitable any sood bi i sin sea
Contact
JOE HOLLAND
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The New Ulm Enterprise (New Ulm, Tex.), Vol. 38, No. 8, Ed. 1 Thursday, November 27, 1947, newspaper, November 27, 1947; New Ulm, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1215542/m1/2/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Nesbitt Memorial Library.