Denton Record-Chronicle (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 22, No. 231, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 10, 1922 Page: 2 of 8
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tobacco quality
We state it as otir honest
belief that the tobaccos used
in Chesterfield are
quality (and hence <
taste) than in any other
cigarette at the price.
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Women who prefer d< gs to chil-
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” Frankness Tmtr vjtmvstt* tn Its
place, but a true friend is one who
will lie tn sou enough to rurtke you
Atuung the liquids In hotties.
Ohc of the darkest is Ink.
Being t< sell 11 to mankind
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Milk is a liquid mi-de by cows.
They squert how quite- u lot.
Its nuthlng speshll wen Its cold
And awflll wen its not.
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GRADUATION
DENTON COUNTY NATIONAL BANK
» A Boy Scout is taught self reliance.
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“Eight hundred •hold-ups since
January (hl» doesn't in-
clude the number stung for spring
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n Publishers' Buylag Corpor-
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Denton. Texas.
►r standing
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attention.
F ’ ' WELCOME! T. P. A.
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each prescription according to the, doctor’s direc-
tions, and we can assure you that only pure drugs go
into each prescription.
GAMP DRUG STORE
SOUTH SIDE
DOROTHY FAYE SILHOU-
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The reigning fad in picttflWr
Out out by hand, portraying
the work of one of those rare
genuuea. Doubtful if we will
get any more, as they are not
being imported at this time.
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Rippling Rhymes ‘
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mindK, or. many nations of many
minds, to.come-to an agreement.
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many thinking people very appre-
hensive about the succeBB ot any
program for last!fig peace.
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Today’s
Anniversaries
M.M—BB
1610—t.lovernor Emjlcetl qnd oth-
er Influential men 4n Masaachu-
Hctta formed an asayclatldn against
yenring long i.air.
trs I- The . inniuh ’ "mMHitkir ”
i'a nden. S. C., and retired bciyotjd
the Santee. ,J . *' ’
JXJtl- The American Home -i
tsoifarv- Society Was orgagTSed
New York city.
184 4—.Montreal succeeded Kings-
ton as the capital of the Province
of t’unadh.
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And that sometimes we may play
By the laughing river’s brink,
Sweet with all the blooms of May,
Even God must work, I think.
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DOG HILL PARAGRAFS
By Gwrge Bing^gi
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But there is no beauty here
Rut is born Of someone’s toil,
For tbg. rose which blossoms near
Someone had to tilPthe soil.
Work is father of the smile
Only a glad child’s morning face,
ry joy that is worth while
Work has fashioned in its place.
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Work has budded all we know,
Stitched the clothing that we wear,
Set our houses in a rt>w, -
Leveled every thoroughfare.
CIGA
OUR PHARMACY DEPARTMENT
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■ HATS HATS. HATS]
Straws fpr Men in the latest styles. Hats for the
children, hats for the ladies, at a jirice worth giving
L us a call..
SHOES FOR.ALL OCCASIONS.
r Dress goods of the new and snappy numbers. ‘
We appreciate your trade.
ACUFF & COMPANY
Phono 99 ‘ l
F»r <hv Bi»ke nf hla |>r»fe««lonnl
pride. It*a projmhly a g«w4 tklMg
jasae Jaoae* *4r* ter tare ww time.
ern _ v _
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■B»»»tmtaa»aa««ai»va^»aaimi,Ba,BB.M,
THE WICKED WORLD
I took upon the jaxzy crowd and cry, “Oh, hully chee! Old
fashioned virtue’s in its shroud, as dead as- it can be; this riot
shouldn’t be allowed—it looks too coarse to me."- i wonder it
I rant and scold without a good excuse? is it because I’m
gray and old ! turn the language loose? 1** .it because I’m
fihned with mold, my veins'devoid of juice? ‘ '
do not ~
wit|h a
to *M
youffa
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Deat»a wnd Ike T. P. 4
(Temple Mirror)
Willie written aBBurnryeM
Hui uuudwi la coryvlmw llie
beiH of the Texas I’fcSa Association
hospital and pleasant treatment
when they meet • next month Iti
Denton nc
fng to be apprised that
appreciative
the editors.
Itralley. president of the I.
the Invitation to the editors Is re-.
To some it says: “I’ve come
to Stay.” j
the
all
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I.* courtesy and
eccy df ite o£-
iployea are re-
the increasing
this inatltutton
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Im- no cog in the Penrose organixa- I
tloh’s gears, ever. •. 4
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, “The March of the Boll Weevil"
would be a good title for a Depart-
‘ grieuiture map showing -
of that’ pe«| since it first
discovered on the Mexican border
in 1A92. That has been only thirty
4- 1 yiars ago. but, working slowly at
-ism first it ha* gone eastward and north
ward until nop it infests *11 but
the very fringe* of the cotton
plant’s furthest north. A sparsely
settled part of West Texas where
cotton could possibly be grown is.
ii|decd, the only considerable area
inall the cotton belt shown by the
map to be free from the weevil and
one inclines to the belief that this
freedonte is due largely to the fact
that very litie if any cotton is
grown in those counties. It re-
quired the weevil eleven years to
got across Texas. A small portion
of Louisiana reported It? presence
during 1M3 In 1905 it got over
into Southpastefn Oklahoma; in
190(> into Arkansas; in 1907, cross-
ing the Mississippi River, into
Mississippi. Then, always driving
northward and eastward, it has
spread steadily—some years more
widely than in others—until in 19^1
- „ it had covered all but a narrow part bU—,
bl Z \<w ypar» there iir ho change, there feel> I
aewrd coupled with a mm ura rice Den- j
ton will be rtlHHppiiintcil if any fall
1 |o come, lie Huys: "We guarantee
to give you a lietter time In Hen-
Ion than you have ever had at an
annum meeting of the association.
Your wives, daughters and sweet-
hearts were Included in our
tAtion and we want them th Come
with you. Our part designated In
your program docs not Indicate all
“A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed”
will be nothing left of the cotton
belt without its boIT weevil infes:
tation. And, except for cultural
methods, early planting and some
fairly successful poisoning experi
ments, the prop is as defenseless
against jts attack as when it first
appeared on this sflle of the Rio
Grande thirty years ago.
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4 WITH TH* KXCTIANOE*^
The Genoa conference seems to be
u sort Of revised version of "The
Great. Divide."—Dallas Journal. .
’KERCHIEFS—
She buys the kind she would
use ordinarily but we are
speaking of the character of
’kerchief that is cherished as
a keepsake—something that
Would find its way to her
“hope-chest.” Hand drawn-
work— .
Madeira embroidery—on the ‘
findst and 'styeerest of pure
linens.
THE WILLIAMS STORE
Denton's Oldest Dry Goods Store.
■■ M — M,— I I W ■ fI 11 ■ I ■■ i ■ ■ I MO1IM
r MONEY TALKS
All our-candidates are
Ing toward economy." _____
neiuest most of oUr candidates ever
get to economy nifter they arc
elected They look ft long way off,
a! that.—Bonham Favorite.
——-rafc
The‘ store at Boifttdln^ IttHowa
was discovered to be on fire Wed-
nesday morning of thin wees. The
damage by the flames was. not
heavy, hut the loss to the Stock la
cypslderable, as quite a number Of
bystanders
things out
IS LOVE—BcU>ve<L lot u*
one another; for love is of
and every one* that ioveth is
God and know«;th God.—1
_ Me teller
film take several doses of quinine
this* week, and he siiyn his head
baa been roaring so he citche*
himself now and then stepping out
of the rokd to let ai cyclone pass.
Altho melted
liquid.
And gravy makes things wet that
would be dry,
Therrs nuthlng enn take ttr<- ptac.-
bf . I
The jooce from t. joocey apple pie.
> l/emmlnadr Is meerly watter
tj’ With things added and nuthlng re-
ft. moved,
d it dont even look mutch dlft'rcpt
But O how-OiF tatst is TmprovFlf.
pli'Hwa nt
! • next month
vertheiexs It' la gratify-
Denton Is
of the coming visit of
In a letter from F M. u< , ________
churches, ^opli
is set I'ortlh hftve been sent to every
newspaper men an invitation from
the I'fty of Denton to attend the
, meeting of tl.e Texas Freas Asso-
eiatlon. which is to be held there
May It, 12 and 13.
(Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
Thd Denton Record-Chronicle is-
sued a forty page Kpeclal edition
Monday afternoon as part of
Denton's program for the Texas ,
Press Association convention which
meets ♦hcCft May 11. 12 and 13.’
Its purpose wax that of an eleventh |
hour remlhdcr to every editor le
the State to be on hand at the con
vention and it set forth all the at-
tract Iona and «li-a<.rim«l the t»nsl-
ness. educational and other itistl
fOToniTorTWt?5T> tn^sm’irx way tn
convince the average editor that the
town is worth -vlslling for ' Its own
sake, aside' from the convention. It
was a fine «tunt And the edition Is
an admirable one It would have
heeh WOrttty nf newspaper tn much
larger town* and above all other
things It should servo to convince
the editors of Texas tliat Denton
THE COMPLETENESS
THE SERVICE
rendered by this bank,
absolute protection of
funds deposited in its
tody, and.the* c
general
•gome people think they a’-e In-
tellectual just hecanse they skip
the sport page and read the s. in-
<1*1 stories.
— J* t"«*«"ce» Ibere l« W-
Imperial
South Jvenslngton,
Queen Victoria.'
1611—laifayclte —
g<?Vernw- of • Oregon anil
Stntes senator, died at
Ore Born nt Bethel, Me., Nov. 29,
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1920—The first ceremony In oon-
iifctlon wi(h the '■anoulxation of
Joan ot Are was h-ld in Home.
aeslsted In carrying
of the building.
4 reformer asks nkat is the most
significant thing nteout our cotie of
moialx. Ni'eaklng og-kand, we
should •«> its elasticity.
Ax a people, we never so fully
appreciate our freedom and democ-
racy ax when we read that: a mil-
lioh-itte's non has been lodged in
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COMMENT ON TPA EDITION
(Mt. Vernon Optic-Herald)
The Denton Record (Jhronicle has
issued a special 44-page Texas Press
edition In honor of the meeting
of the T. P. A. at Denton ne.xt week.
Tills Issue is a gem of newspaper
excellence' ah(J Will he appreciated
by all the newnpaper'makers of Tex-
or. We expect a glorious time at
Denton.*
A fresh shipment <?f. FO1<L-
' SON NOVELTIES is heye. Of
items that were selected with
the. view of, being desirable as
gifts fur graduates.
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Am «xchange remarks that the
hjatory of the henpecked husltand
goes back to 400 B. C. Were there I
no husbands before then?
■ T . —----o----—
Lee J. Rountree of the Bryan
Eagle has about reached the point
where he cannot escape announcing
for Lieutenant-Governor. There
Fems « genuine demand from ovgr
" *‘.t_ ___ ___g,. t.J name
place, and it will be difficult
I to refuse to respond to it.
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Not enough married
their htislnesa cures
and too many leave
manners there.
In the matte- of Sabtlng for their
• so*”** are never to
Then in UMS lie l>C<‘Hiiie an assibr
tart d' .io of the college, a position
lie held until tin war broke out
when -h« went io Plattsburg and
wax coiomixxloni <1 a ciipjli.in in ibe
signal Corps. At the close of the
war lie w.,s honorably <Hsciiarged
n the service with the rank <>t
I major In his student <tays at liar-
I vatd Iii. Little was prominent In
. thlctux serving ax varsity track
captain duting his senior ye*r.
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Ice creem
■■ -j*— .- ■ -- _ - u.'mv M».- --s. -x.~
Sra fawhreakfir- of their inten-
of putting them out of busi-
_ _ i. (Thirty dare notice is given
Ho owners of certain popular caba-
ywt* th dose up or be closed up
j“Why,” asks the Record, “wait
-thirty days-, if he has the evidence
and knows the law is being violat-
W?" Peace officers in some parts
Stave ideas that seem queer is the
only explanation that offers itself.
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Still another phase of the Bev-
eridge success in Indiana is that it
•was a shock to those g. o. p. Sena-
Jtors who voted for the seating of
Newberyy—New’s vote on that
kiuextion being admittedly a ponder-
able factor in the Indiana result.
There are thirteen Republican Sen-
ators who voted for seating the
Michigan Senator who come up for
«x)ectjor> this year, txidge of
Massachusetts is orte of them. Siqce
the Indiana primkry the thirteen
iare wondering what will happen
to them.
r,---0——
' Having decided that at 89010 tfme
4* the future radio telephony will
t>ut the news papers out of business
by eliminating any necessity for
1, radio enthusiasts now have
led to get rid of the school
»ers. A Cincinnati schooltrus-
has decided to save the tax
ire the cost of keeping up the
ata by furnishing each of the
W school children in the city
th receiving set, thru which
h come all their lessons at cet-
" ‘ie day fro pi a broad-’
1. The 45,000, of
Mme, would be glad to sit very,
ery stifi and await the coming of I
ittt.lesbous. which always are a
»y-|md-a pleasure to every mOmhU
MH; and there would >»<• no rni i s-
ftW. i,bcrc»»»ng the initial invest-
iem m rqpelving Sets by getting
keep the kids where
stem could reach them!
• The success of Beveridge in In-
gffana has kind of “hrrpcd up” the
^spirits of the insurgent element in
g. o. p. in other States, and
r are those who see in the In-
■esult favorable augury for
lination of Pinchot in Penn-
s and a possibility of an up
Lodge’s plans in Massachu
Pinchot, famous a few years
one of Roosevelt’s “tennis
V and tone of the principals
BalHnger-Pinchot conserva
controversy. Ik 'running for
truer in Pennsylvania in the
of the opposition of that po-
machine builded and bossed
I his death by the late Senator
• Pehr&sd. He is making a
. th>n Bever-
ana and making
I Moose end in-
______________in the Republi-
party to help him in his task
leaning the State of one phase
te Penrose machine. Pinchot
rd«n him *ml a Republican mem-
■C jM Penrose machine, one can
thoo*»"PiaelM4^who frequently
Sile'Kihlcw opened the
ehiU season this morning Until he
gets in pr&cticfi he will have one
Irnxrr must lenrn to drvotr
rnrrkl •« rocking tkr and
mnrr In rocking <ke cndlc.
V u general thing W’n oi:<n who
says In1 hears the call of duty
mennfi that horhrnrx mopey (hiking
When you see a man In uniforip,
treat him nice. He may be our a-rfiiy.
‘ Very few "gobo eftskx 'stwy ’xlngl6
be n
for It
The suspended sentence law has
b<xii blamed for a lot of things for
which 1t Is not responsible. It is
undoubtedly a just law. although,
of course, there' are some defects
as Hifre are tn other laws, but the
greatest trouble Hex H> •()•*•- li*p-
bazaid jliatiner in which juried have
ciirHe 11 oul'lfx provisions. Rut with
ail the injustices that may have
1 exulted from this law it Is very
doubtful It they ajz more numer-
ous than hav<' been the Injustices
•torn in apply Ing all other la ws. Ju-
ries make lots of mistakes, just as
all humans do, put that does not
mean that laws should be abol-
ished on this account. A""tnrt the
suspended sentence law if uecexsa-
ry l>ut do not abolish It. for It has
liumanltarlan principles worth
much <e many, particularly youths.
Juries should be encouraged •« be >1axl
discreet In their application of the
SUSIS-filled sentence principle, hbt
the law unquestionably will accom-
plish much good if it Is tlglitful-
ly used.
*••»••»<»»»»«»*»♦♦♦♦+
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i happy !■ on» '*"< nPerds
the frwtM br adllvirm.
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The world's opinion of Ike Sap-
per Is less ■Ignlficapt, however,
than the Sapper's oplaloa of the
world.
has a , live apwsfpa^er In any event.
(Fort Worth Record)
The Denton Record-Chronicle lk-
suod a notable paper on Monday.
May 1 It was -not a "speciSl" edi-
tion. but it Mas an especially Hite
* edlifon. IrortltalrfAnff Iwrty-fqur
’ pages, brimful of intTrcstlng news.
■ -ketches and advertInementa. Two
‘ isectiomt^ tdeiflcated to the Texas
L I'rcSx Association contain beautiful
views about Denton and pictures Of
inahy well-known newspaper men
J in the state. Two other sections arc
good roads and" indux-
t6 schools and
of the edition. It
At that, hard times nro little
more-antrny'ng than th» "drl"esk'
that afflicted us In yo,M times.
“Whwt lx the hfuhixt poiftt of
animate llfef” asks n ecleatlst. In
some people It Is a line on a level
with the ran.
As cities become too congested
for *t'ts, no doqht landlords will
rent parking npnee to be nserl be-
tween movies.
TODAYS ItlltTHDAyk
Infant Alionso. Princo ot the As-
(uifas. lielr apparent t«> the throne
of sy.un, bar* la Mutldd. 15 year*
ago t o«l: y.
Mir Thonax J. Upton, famous as
iiict < lie nt and sportsman, born in
GliiMgt'W. 72—years tigc teday.
• Kt. I'ev<. Robert <’. Jett, Episro-
l)a, bishop of South western Vir-
I uinia. lorn In King ‘George coun-
ty. Va , 57 years ago today.
William II. McMaster, governor
of ,Sou th Dakota, bo-h near Tieonlc,
lv«ii. I- ytar.s ago today.
' -Jtlv.nd G. Barrow. business man-
ager of the New York American
lepgu- banoball <t)ub.- betty-
Spfltiyfleid, III., fij years agq today.
IX THH D4YT NEWS
Dr, Clarence <’. Little, who is to
be Inaugurated ' today-as president
of the UnlVetsJtv of Mafrte. httv
lie< ii serving for some time as di-
rector u( 1 he Carn-'gio InntRete’*
Long Island Station for Nxpcriipen-
ta^.Kxofl|iy<ui. Dr Little ' is ' thirty-
four* yi-ura uld and a graduate nf
Harvard. After leaving the ufilver-'
•sity lie bccanu- seerttary to itbe
Harvard corporation and studied in
the' 1 riediiHte school of applied
science. In 1912 he received hl».
“Fanners, by all means, jnust grow their own feed. A
sURffested lease for feed acreage is as follows: Corn, 5 acres;
’ hay, 2 acres, for’each work animal and in addition ample feed
and pasturage for eows, hogs and other animals on the place.
A successful farmer is a farmer with hay in the barn, corn in
the crib, meat in the smokehouse, with poultry, eggs and cream
to sell.”
Now, Texas farpicrs, why not follow this?
have any wheat or any cotton it will be a 1 7 .
safely in the
FIRST NATIONAL BANK, Denton, Texas.
Welcome, Texas Press Association.
ffttiiiM'i)
This is s true saying, aS evidenced by the fact that the GUAR-
ANTY FUND LAW of this State has protected the earnings of
thousands of working men and women who would havg been ’
financial wrecks had it not been for this great FRIEND IN
need,
FIRST GUARANTY STATE BANK
1 ■ ' • ' it ■’
■■■ II I Wl.
if there must
ix h fine place
A gobd mixer these days
a home-brewer.
Trouble fn Germa ts nnt -a bft 00-rter’x rrcgree in xcmlagv ahd In
backward about coming forw ard. ' 1(911 .van luadc n deb tor uf wc ie<i<)e.
The female with the specie i"
more lavish than the male.
Many a single man owns a dress
suit that has been married a doz-
en times.
The answer to the woman ques-
tion in "because."
Life is often what somebody else
makjjt. JR------
Some men who won’t gamble- any
other wiy pick out a strange place
for U vacation.
' Atouiqn t it be tunny if every-
body believed everybody,
A girl on hand is worth two on
th<- radio.
In Genoa, over time a question
shows up It’s a showdown.
Harding xmokox a corncob pipe.
Bc-< his wife |s mad.
In qY>m|i||li. arehaeologlxtx dug
up wine buried 200 years ago. It
does seem that long since prohi-
bition.
Many a man who Isn’t worth
cent Is (laying alimony.
Rending the names of the Chln-
suunds
know how much edu-
cation there is; but it isn’t enough.
New York's overcrowded condi-
tion may be due to the way the
preachers curb her raw shown. “
PETITE DAMES POUDRE
JARS—
Porcelains from the Fulper
__ Studios. Powder jars and
bowls that would add a har-
monious touch to any dress-
* ing table.
DFVro.b AMF THF T. I'. A.
(McKIbnpJ Courier-Giixette)
The Texas Press Association will
■ meet nt* Denton, our neighbor on
the \\ 1 ■st. Thursday, Friday and
Haturday . Probably , five hunlied
editors ind their wives will be
present. In our .opinion, they will
not regret having gone to Dentor.
devoted to
try and another
tea
Don't fux.1 .sorry for the birds
trimmed to provide milady's spring
hgt. No doubt they would
spent It for hootch, anyway.
Did you ever hear r,( a candidate
" • who didn't favor econo
.... 7 If there ever was such a one
he schould be placed in captivity
and exhibited as a monstrosity. And
yet the gr^-at common people go
on voting year after year for the
candidate who tears hla hair and
shouts that th« <country | is ,<•*-
Ing to the bow-wows because of
exlravagence. and tha, it he is
elected ^o office he proposes to sea
(hat the wanton waste qf money i»
| MWMte<i-ifttrt irrA-erwmwnisi rtfnirs
<'arTI<«l on in the same manner as
private business. Hut when this
game candidate is elected, extrava-
gamie'7 goes on the siime. ax ever
and utunum) ia still jl long wky in
the offing. But the dear people
‘fall for{ Abe nex» fellow
comes along and makes the
extravagant promises.
Governor Neff blames the xus-
pended sentence la-w for the crea-
lion of crime sy-ndfeatre of ehor-
moux xlre In Central Texas, fn which
the "master mind" rea(»s profit from
the operations of youthful offend-
ers who have an even break to go
free because of the suspended sen-
tence law He regards the law ax a
monstrosity and a fareq,—Corsicana
Com merclal.
(Sms
-a
Is it because I’m
. .. . T ______ The youngsters
n to drwl the evils I foretell; they scoot around
itly tread, the springald and the belle, inviting me
head whqn I wpuld mourn and yell.' “Qh, gaffer,
yvwvv . ws..r on the earth too many years,” they cry; "you
can't distinguish sterling worth from Johnson's whiskers dye;
and you would qu^er the young folks' mirth with your de-
spairing cry- Because some changes have been sprung In hu-
man walks and ways since those dead times when you wcro
yoimg> you talk of pipe-dream days, and from an old and bat-
tered lung send fdrth unseemly brays. Go jp, old man, youVe
had your fling; the younghters own the land; new generations
rise like spring when winter has been canned; and if you I
cannot smile and sing, you might be poundthg sand.” I am ah
old and wintry man, with furrows on my brow; my teeth are
gone and I eat bran, much like a horse or cow; and is this ,
why I dourly scan the way the world goes now?
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Ju.t Folk
By Edgar Gusst
. . -
WORK
Work is always hard to do,
Every one of us prefers
Roses under--skies of blue
To the briars and cockleburrs.
Tbs m<>B< frequent liquid Ix wattTf-,’
I-'ound tn '('Ik-itx hnses and creoka.
Its ideal ffi take a path In
t And varies (rotn flood« to Iwkw.
Monday.
, ,..____ of every
loV'-s ail be members ) (<o„nty. Pb
|y f,,r three day's and |, ‘q-i,,, special issue whs In honor of
the Texas Pr. xs Aasociation. which
meets In Denton. May jl. Thia cdi-.
44on gives the outsiders a pen
picture of the City of Denton and
Denton County.
A great deal in information ix
carried In this issue and we will
tile It for future reference. The
make-up of the paper Is ariixtlc.
the stories are brief and to the
point and the features are plerfx-
T . ...
(Pilot Point PoBt-Signal)
Invl- ; Hill Edwards and his efficient
I nCwx|mper force Issued u 44 page
| edition <>f the Denton Record-Chron-
. . _ - . ' ide Monday, that can claim the
we have In store for you. Conic on | of every resident of Dentoil
(o Detilon and k"" "
of one big family for three days and 1
form bonds of confidence and friend-
ship that shall last throughout the |
yearn of eternity. Get your hats
and your bonheta and catch the I
train bound for Denton for May 11.
12 and 13." There is no doubt that
there’ll be xotublhing doing Tn Den
ton and those whs are there will
be right In the middle of a good
time.
Eagle has about reached the point
where he cannot escape announcing
for Lieutenant-Governor. There
seems a genuine del
the State that he offer his
Our old friend ft. M. Chrestman,
who used to run the Grand Saline
■Rto, has after * long lapse broken
back into the gapw- He is manag-
mg editor of the Arlington Journal,
owned for many years by the late
•lamented William A. Bowen, and
the first issue under Chrestman’s
1 management shows he hasn’t for-
I gotten how.
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Editor Hooper of the Sherman
I Democrat warns Editor Waggoner
I of the Whitewright Sun when he
'comes to the Denton meeting of
I the ». A to beware of State
Preg|_ofj_the Dallas News, whom he
I -accuses of having gone to Baylor
College "recently and then dedicated
his daily epic to the 1,000 chickens
E*-4and 2,000 calves he saw on Baylor’s
I campus.
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I The Fort Worth Record very
pertinently asks why New . York
o’te
Vacuui
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Edwards, W. C. Denton Record-Chronicle (Denton, Tex.), Vol. 22, No. 231, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 10, 1922, newspaper, May 10, 1922; Denton, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1229291/m1/2/: accessed July 10, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Denton Public Library.