The Alvin Sun (Alvin, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 17, Ed. 1 Friday, December 1, 1922 Page: 6 of 8
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STANDS OFF A LOT OF DOCTOR BILLS
SOU) EVERYWHERE
1 can
:h or
■* mm colds
and makes
■commend for
i ay stem I always
trip. It stands off k
„jl like a new persoi
’• Recommend* Pe-ru-na for Catan I gf the Stomach,
Colds and Srlp
k*f *T have used Pe-ra-na for seven, i years and can
• heartily recommend for catarrh of the stomach or
entire system. I always yet benefit from It for colds
kJ and grip It stands off lots • doctor bills
one feel like a new person.*
jF II F. SUTTLES.
9 R. F. D. No. I. Box 51. WayneslrtK, Kentucky.
F It la wise to keep & bottle of Pe-ru-na In the
house for emergencies. Cough< and colds may
k usually be relieved by a few donee of Pe-ru-na
taker In time. Nasal catarrh. Indigestion, con-
stipation, diarrhoea, rheum a.'ism or other
RHMw troubles due to a catarrhal condition of the
” mucous membranes all call 1 >r Pe-ru-na as
the successful treatment. The health build-
■£3r Ing. strength restoring qual tl»s of this well
known remedy are especially narked after a
W protracted sickness, the grip er Spanish Fix
PE-RU-NA is justly proud -of Its record of
fifty years as health protector for the whole
family.
Colds
Headache
Toothache
Rheumatism
Neuritis
Neuralgia
Lumbago
Pain, Pain
all drag
SPOHN’S DISTEMPER (COMPOUND
la Indispensable in treating
Influenza, Distemper, Coughs and Colds
so prevalent among horses and mu.-z at this season of the year.
For nearly thirty years •‘SPOHN'S'' has been given to prevent
these diseases, as well as to relieve ant cure them. An occa-
sional dose •‘conditions*' your horse amt keeps disease away.
As a remedy for cases actually suffering, “SPOHN'S” is quick
and certain. Sold In two sizes at all ding stores.
srons MEDICAL COMPANY UMBX. INDIANA
CORNS
Lift Off with Fingers
1 and hands soft ard white, i
0
0
Cuticun Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing fetter than Cutlcura Soap
daily and:Ointment now and then a?
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clea
Add to tl ;s the fascinating, fragrant
Cutlcura
Cutlcura
“In the
history.” i
“it beho<
above me
ar petty i arty advantage.'
“I undrtzl.’’ _______.
Smith. “1 ou mean. Senator, that they i
should a I
City Star.
ralCTim, and you have the
Collet Trio.—Adver isement.
Wif i Works for Husband.
o years of married life a
<vijjle at Boston found they
1 tota/iy unsuited to each other
separated. While the divorce pro
His Meaning.
•rucial hour of our country’s '
otundly said Senator Greed, .
ves every patriot to rise ’
e matter of persona! pique
. ge.”
rstand.’’ replied Hostetter l
After t’
y oung coi
were t
and f-- — . .
teedings it^e (tending the v’ife ha>
taken a jiosition as bookkeeper for
hei husbajnd* In his factory.
vote for you?” —Kansas
Good Car” 0Q<
WORTH THE MONEY
rpHE cars that are talked of by every- Q
1 one. O
Completeness, beauty, performance and Q
price for the most discriminating buyer. Q
We have an excellent sales proposition for X
this immediate territory. If interested we X
shall be glad to hear from you. X
Cinant Automobile Company g
Star Motor Company of Texas X
(Houston Branch)
Wh letale and Retail 1116-18 Main St, Hatutan V
COO >3OCO OCOOGOOOOO© OOOOOOO
COO1'. )OQO '‘-hut a Real
I; J
§ TH: STAR CAR HfF
ler" package which contains proper ilirections.
ins <i 12 tablets—Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists,
ik cf Iww MaastMte* st Mo*Tstfr*srtirt >r •!
s
XlFX
K - 01 i
Aspirin
SAY **BAH;R” when you buy. Insist!
Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are
not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by
physicians over 23 years and proved safe by millions for
GRANDMOTHER KNEW
There Was Nothing So Good
for Congestion and Colds
as Mustard
Broad Ripple's Smart Child.
An eight-year-old boy went into the
grocery of Charles Dressendorfer in
Broad Ripple and asked the clerk for
a quarter’s worth of chicken feed
The clerk gave the boy the feed and
the boy started from the store wit!
out paying. He was apprehended at
the front door by the clerk and asked:
“Sonny, who did you say this feed
was for?” (the clerk thinking the boy
wished a charge made of the pur
chase). Whereupon the boy answered:
**The chickens, didn't I Just tell you.”
But the old-fashior.ed mustard
plaster burned and blistered while it
acted. Get the relief and help that
mustard plasters gave, without the
plaster and without th** blister.
Musterole does it. It is a dean,
white ointment, made with oil of mus-
tard. It is sdentificaL’y prepared, to
that it works wonders.
Gently massage Mustercl* in with the
finger-tips. See how quickly itbi*?gs re-
lief—how speedily the pain disappears.
Try Musterole for sore throat, bron-
chitis, tonsilitis, croup, stiff neck,
asthma, neuralgia, headache, conges*
lion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago,
paina and aches of the back or joints,
sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chil-
blains, frosted feet, colds of the chest
(it may prevent pneumonia'. 35c and
65c, jars and tubes; hospital size, $3.00.
Better than amuttardpluttr
’'Listening t<» a
•Why. he’s sleep-
“Weil T’—Louisville
me you would
big cut.” Kdi-
4 out nearly a
a
if
If a man has com non sense he ew-
joya a little nonsens•- occasionally.
Most people are willing to tell the
truth if it hurts somebody else.
Hit Way.
“Where’s dad?"
sermon by radio.”
Ing peacefully.”
Courier-Journal.
The Transformation.
“Sometimes a luxury becomes
necessity.” “Ye*—Immediately,
yoHr aeighbiH* hits it 7 —Literary DI-
genr.
THE ALVIN SUN. Oldest Paper Published in Brazoria County
»e»Cln the Glaaa.
•an do you dirt.
/
w. n. u„ MouaroN, n,. «—its
UH
>.a£
There Is
world that . ..
thu (las, ard j>« will aee him.
• rood squire, hold with that
Down him,
promises to
—Farm Uni-
te buj so
ewe.’'—Nsw Tw« s.b
Cutlcura Soap
---The Healthy---
Shaving Soap
QttttnraSaa»atov—wtttortmn<. ftoiybwSt.
Doanell »f
>ur ctsi
(thing I
While th■
hrids are
known exc'pitons,
and rabbit < l*ave continued fruitful!
for generat on*. In the human species;
marriages t etween remote variotlea of;
ra ces tend
between all'eri races are fertile.
fiteril ty and Fruitfulness.
tx-ule and many other hy-
sterile, there are some I
Hybrids o;‘ hares'
DON’T R
IMFLAMED LIDS
I» laor«M4» ttw Ifriuuvk
Lw MfTCHULL SYB
SALVE. • «<«»>«. to
toadtoU, «W» Wily.
IS« •€ »U toiCTtrt*.
Strategy.
&• 'cutest little hat this
afternosa.” | “Eid you buy ftr “Not
yot. T*ve g 4 t> pick out a mere ex-
pensive one for,my husband U refuse
Z3 1 compromise this
nubT-r^oer cxbbagk rum
ser sf tostpeia Lersa lot* ok»«r*v
Atosseer ItaMtoriitMO^Vetooaorti
Take
man. '
«nd’ holt! him down till he
tet up and behave himself. |
▲ebnrntoivn. Tone.. S-ll-tt
'•etrie Pute Co.,
re: Mr Hobart T.
. e«m« Ib our Btor*
_____wantod bo methins U<
rote, bo X sold him a box Stearns
---Paste. And he p-4t some paste on
six biscuits that alsht and the next mom
Ing ho found flfty-foer big rata. Aad the
second ntght he put out four more bls
eults with paste on them, and the oeoond
morning ho found seventeen more rate,
making a total of we rentjr-one rats tn
two nights, and there wore lots more
that ho did not find.
This io some big rat tala but. never-
theleas. It Io so. Just the tight would
write to lot you know that your rat parte
io good
Boepoctfully, KBMNBDY BFOTRBRB.
Buy a 35c Box Today
(MchtoKMSOte IM RatoerMtos
Don't warto time trying to kill those ports
wit h po wd o m I is UI d ea n d e t h or e t perimoutal
preparations Meeds tor Use— ItoOOer Item
Traps. Drug and Oessral Stereo eop
•TXASNS’ KLXCTOICl MSTC
•teams i'.<
Dear Slr_.
Auburntown. Tenn
the other day aad
kill
Rat
Ju»^ <>n» man In ull the
Look in -
o Aterility, while rroMings
Drop ft little
cut
thing.”
A TRUE RAT STORY
nt draggtats
The wo
eyes may
garrulous
First
Bill—how
money out
same shall
are findfag
c Ipies on
may know
ing why it
torily obey
The art
Introduced
ttenth
the lowest
iiwear.”
demanded
La
Short ir
may sligh^r increase the
count for l “
tn the ioD)g ^*un.
experience
Grovers
Tasteless
ChiU Tonic
Destroys Malarial Germs
in the Blood. Me
Doesn’t hurt a bit!
i “Freezone ’ on an aching corn. Instant
• ly that corn stops hurting, then short
ly you lift it right off with Anger*.
I Truly!
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of
“Freezone” for a few rents, sufficient
to remove every hard corn, soft corn,
or com between the toes, and the cal
luses, without soreness or irritation
The r“
about the
home a mn
Dr. Perry
safe. One c
Tapeworm
>ame the
‘With wh|af • measure ye mt<e.
b<? meted unto you.”
tiila so today.—Grit.
* That Never Faile.
ensure in the market-place
hank ac-
he time being, but will not
» ‘ - For out of human
admonition:
the
Men )
WHAT FUN IT IS
TO BE HUNGRY’
XZOU can't be well and hearty un-
Y less you are properly nourished—
* you can’t be strong unless your
appetite is good.
For a keen appetite, good digestion,
rich red blood, and the “punch" and
“pep" that goes with perfect health.
You need Gude's Pepto-Mangan.
Take Gude's tor a short time and
note the hie difference in the way you
look, eat and feel.
Your druggist has it—liquid or tab-
lets. as you prefer.
Gude's
pepto^an^an
Tonic and Blood Enricher
“A
God-isent
Blessing”
is what one
mother writes of Mr«.
Winslow’s Syrup. Thousands
of other mothers have found
this safe, pleasant, elective
remedy a boon when baby’s
little stomach isupeet. For con-
stipation, flatulency, colic and
diarrhoea, there is aothiftg like
S4RS.WINSLOW
SYRUP
TW Mtato' Ctetoa ’• UMhto
It is especially good at teetMag
time. Complete formula
«n every label Guar an- JMI
teed free from Barcotica.
•piatx-B, aJcehcJ aad all
harmful iagmUrxiti '
Af PwMrvirtt 1
Vr*« far tec tortirt rt
textera from rrairtu imchan.
awgla AKBCAK Ml eo QE
&S-21T Pdte SL S«wW K
Seek to Understand Principle*.
Knowledge pf law is not nwcesssry
as underrtti nd,mg of fundamental prin-
vh.ch law is based. One
th< law without a p precl at-
is:the law, hence perfuno
it -and thus not support It.
“A little i .nciwledge is a da igerom
F
; ly you lift It right off with Anger*,
own '
£acfy Loaf Sugar.
oi, making loaf sugar was
I br a Venetian in ;he Ftf-
cen .ury, who received a large
reward fvi : is discovery. Ihe loaf
sugar of ith^r days was not in the
frtTm of cube* as we have
s like ii round
loaf of bre id 'and wae some trouble te
convenient
It now. bi t nras large
I4e<> Up to Them,
preacher had beea • trolling
*•* In^a and wishing to drive
ill moral lesson, sa d mild-
ly : “I noti< e ^hat the players who get
si sreo are not these who
ffr.7 the h—1 should they?*’
th** gloomy golfer as he
dug up son e ^nore turf.—San Francis-
co ArgonatL J
Fh-e Master Mind.
<”-ook—I’ve been wonderin’
does a man get his
of‘a bank?
Second < ’ropk—Easy. He je^’ forges
his own nn me* to de check.—From Life
naa who uses merely her
»e nore dangerous than her
i1s*er.
GREEN MOUNTAIN
ASTHMA
COMPOUND
quickly relieves the dt«tr«M-
log pi^roxyems. V*eC for
yrarw and result of loug
experience in treatment of
throat sad lung dlaeaNes by
• Dr. J H. Guild ntKK TRIAL
BOX. Treatise on Asthma, its
| cauaeB, treatment, etc., sent
’ upon request. JSc. and Sl.UC
J. H. GUILD CO.. RUPERT. VT
s ‘.Dead Shot” is powerful bot
axe.Is enough to expel Worm* or
No . east or oil neceesar Adv
StJosephs
LIVER REGULATOR
Lardc Can 2Sf
I
LoRtrib—“You told
print my article with
tor—“Well, I did. I .
half of it.”
genuine
never
Even Cross, Feverish, Sick Children Love its Taste
and it Never Fails to Empty Little Bowels
Ask your druggist for i
“California Fig Syrup.” It
cramps or overacts. Full directions
for babies and children of ail ages are
printed on each bottle. Say ‘’Cali-
fornia” or you may get an imitation
fig syrnp.
Child’s tongue shows
If bilious, constipate!
i
MOTHER, CLEAN CHILO’S BOWELS
WITH ‘CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP”
'.V
1
1
Backaches!
by warming and circulating blood
Stop those dull, insistent aches,
by relieving the painful con-
gestion. Sloan's dnes this.
Without rubbing, it quickly
penetrates the sore spot, stim-
ulating the circulation to and
through it Congestion is re-
duced, soreness allayed, the
pain relieved.
Moan's relieves sore, achinc
muscles, banishes the pains
of rheumatism and neuralgia.
Breaks up colds in chest.
Stops suffering — wherever
contrition routes pain
Sloans Liniment-kills pain!
Hurry, mother! Zk teaspoonful of
“CsUfomia Fig Syrup” today may pre-
vent a sick child t<*iiiorrow. If your
child Is eonstipatec, bilious, fretful,
ha.'» cold, colic, or if iftoinach is sour,
tongue coated, brea h bad, remember
a £ted liver and bow<>! action is often
all that is necessary.
Accept only “I
Handy Bayer" I
a, ‘ft. t. tte Ual,
@niLiLii<s®in<e
SOLD
SO
YEARS
l/y r
■■MHKiilKKMIMISIliiKfMMBHMflHHHHBBEMnMIMIMilHflHHMMVI
CONSTIPATION
T ake a good dose of Carter’s Utile Liver Pills
ICS Srfe C>’< ”1 —t^en e 2 or 3 for a few r>igr hts after. They
UAKI EK cleanse your system of all waste matter and
Regulate Your Bowels. Mud—as easy to
A B UP{I_i <Gl| take as sugar. Cmutne tear rlfnahm -
IrtUHMtoil I Small PilL Small Dose. Small Price.
LOGICAL
Truth-Telling Bump*.
Cause for Dislike.
*1 never can like that man."
“Why not? He’s all right.”
“I know he's all right, but I can’t
like him.”
“He’s never done you any harm.'”
“Not at all, but I dislike him just tha
•ame. He's the man my wife is always
wtahlug I would try to be like.”
ft
Isabel, aged nine, had just been
told the story of Daniel In tha lion’s
decu Then mother asked: “And
what do you think Daniel did the very
first thing after be was saved from
the lions?”
Without much hesitation. Isabel
replied ‘‘Why, he must have tele-
phoned home to his wife to tell her
he was all right.’—The North western
Bell.
Truth-Telling Bumps.
“As a phrenologist," said the [K>mp- ;
oua man. "I could tell you merely by
feeling the bumps ou your heud what
kind of a man you are.”
“I think," replied the disillusioned
one, “you would be more likely, by that
method, to tell me what kind of a
woman my wife is.”
cigarette
wrl es
•bout
That
Ths Wrong Cour**.
“Dawdle says that he’s hari chance*
enough, but they were all poor ones.”
“Fva noticed that whenever oppor-
tunity knocked. Dawdle proceeded ta
knock the opportunity.”
Public’s Ran.
Today we walk In haughtiest pride.
And hear the n usic'a jaaa-
Tomorrow we tnsy hang our head*.
And hear the public's raxs*
ever go
pockets
Cstch.
woman
“Here’s
beauty—”
“(Mmme that article.”
“Of soul ”
“Ob, pshaw."
£
Ths Dividing Lins.
Hubby (driving the car)—I wish you
would sit up ben* In the front seat
with me.
Wife (seated In tonneau)—Are you
ashamed for people to know we are
man led?
Caustic Dad.
do you use
Still Hoping.
lira. Faraway—-I beg pardon, but X
didn’t get it when we were introduced.
What is your last name?
Miss Oldsmlth—I am Miss Oldsmith.
Oldsmltu is my surname, but I sincere-
ly hope it Is not to be my last name.
CLEANED OUT
Mrs. Justwed: Do you
through your husband’s
while he’s asleep?
Mrs. Longwed: Never; after he's
paid my monthly bills searching his
pockets wouldn’t get me anything.
AS GUARANTEED
Customer: You told me this coat
was strictly up-to-date and now I’ve
learned that yotfve had It ?n stock
over since 1898.
Shopkeeper: Yea’m. 1898.
wai the date I had in mind.
The Dear Girls.
“That gentleman praises your com-
plexion highly.”
‘I’m surprised that a cat like you
would tell me. Who is he?”
“A druggist.”
“Why
holder T*
•‘Well, dad—”
“No matter. I don’t blame yon for
keeping the tiling at a distance.”
Margery** Help.
“No, darling. I can't let you help
me wipe the dishes, you break too
many of them."
“Ent, mamma, that’s a help, for yon
don’t have so many to wash next
time.”
Those Strikes.
Th* Public said. “This land Immens*
They say w» made for me.
Why should I jutit be audience
For folks who can’t agree?**
In the Movies.
“Well, 1 see on>« of our superstars
baa written hts own play, does his
own advertising and takes all ths
parts.”
“1 have boon advocating that for
ysini.”
>5-
Just
a Lit th
if
1
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Beck, John P. The Alvin Sun (Alvin, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 17, Ed. 1 Friday, December 1, 1922, newspaper, December 1, 1922; Alvin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1245935/m1/6/?q=%22%22~1: accessed August 15, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Alvin Community College.