Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 104, Ed. 1 Monday, December 17, 1979 Page: 6 of 10
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congratulate them on getting
to six They only have two
high-card points and quick-
trick devotees are even worse
off. They have four or maybe
four-and-a-half quick tricks
between them.”
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with his two queens, rebid his
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as if North had ..real spade
strength, not four good clubs
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queen-jack of hearts."
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one at the table noticed that
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against any number of clubs:
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really happy with their suc-
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1 Petroleum
4 Ones (Ft )
7 Individual
10 Small puce
12 Nine (Fr )
4 Canadian
province
5 Born
6 Smirch
7 Leak out
37 Trap door
39 Seaweed
product
42 Oriental I
45 Greek letter
47 Rotating
machine
51 Cereal gram
52 Outer (prefix)
54 Toilet case
55 Spanish cheer
56 Ink'
57 Roster
58 Confine 8 Never (contr)
59 New England 9 Infinity of
time
' 11 Bear
13 Parasitic
insect
19 Wander
21 Wield
1 23 Skillful
24 Capillus
25 European
capital
27 Nerve part
28 Arachnid
29 Occupy a
chair
30 Not new
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38 Energy
40 Arid
41 Hidden '
43 Parodied
44 Pelvic parts
45 Cabbage
broth —
46 Egyptian sun
disk,
48 Mighty mite
49 Kind of
slipper
50 Lubricates
51 Alley —
53 Brown
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ACROSS 36 Baseball '
player Mel
14 Poverty-war
agency (abbr)
15 Blood (prefix)
16 Announce
17 Buddhism
typ«
18 Flowering
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20SKin-ill
sufferer
22 Display
24 Awful '
26 Sweet
• ' potatoes
30 Western-
hemisphere or
gamzation
(abbr)
31 Gold m
heraldry
32 12. Roman
• 33 Mae West
role
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mother
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Doggett, Denver. Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 104, Ed. 1 Monday, December 17, 1979, newspaper, December 17, 1979; Stephenville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1283818/m1/6/?q=%22~1~1~1%22~1: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Dublin Public Library.