Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 35, Ed. 1 Monday, September 24, 1979 Page: 4 of 10
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Schnee died recently. Do you opening’
remember him’" We think it is a very bad
Oswald "I played against bid You have a good hand and
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always a pleasant struggle with every intention of bid-
Here is a hand where the ding hearts later.
Army didn’t give the Navv a
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Alan "I asssume that he
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king. Led a club to dummy's
king after you ducked and
then returned the deuce of
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Monday, September 24,1979
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play a second club, get to
dummy later on and discard
his last diamond on dummy's
remaining high club
Alan “If Murray had
routinely led a spade to his
hand you would have taken
your ace, led a second
diamond, gone up with the ace
of clubs when the suit was led
next and underled your ace-
queen of hearts to put your
partner in with the king so he
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51 Clean
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53 Soundness of
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26 Handle of a
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Doggett, Denver. Stephenville Empire-Tribune (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 111, No. 35, Ed. 1 Monday, September 24, 1979, newspaper, September 24, 1979; Stephenville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1284488/m1/4/?q=%22~1~1~1%22~1: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Dublin Public Library.