The East Texan (Commerce, Tex.), Vol. 5, No. 39, Ed. 1 Friday, January 11, 1924 Page: 4 of 4
four pages : ill. ; page 21 x 15 in. Digitized from 35 mm. microfilm.View a full description of this newspaper.
Extracted Text
The following text was automatically extracted from the image on this page using optical character recognition software:
College News
< eogha
nothing ei.se hit
U0N LAFFS
s
H*W
I
of
the Follies
of
the
of
think
smoking
wear
Watsons
into
out
Our Exchanges
seen
Jal
and KI I KS
women
Surprise Wedding
the
will
thish shtuff,
Tastes
as
carry
goes
Extension Work
IOOI.1SII QUESTION ItOT.ttlH)
We
not.
CLEVER.
9.
Phillips.
BREAD
Bom In Mexico
HE Bl KNF.II IT HIS MONEY.
IS THE STAFF OF L
l
roommate. who
Fresh—Yes?
Marblehead.
*
not
Prompt delivery service
I:
ten
insurance
1.
not
MARR & REED
hi
tli
The College Grocery
he
I
► f
PHONE !fc»
spent
I
IM) "HP W iS A NH E GIRI.
that
currant
THE FIRST IMPRESSION IS A LASTING ON
Hl
MISTAKE
\ ati it ai
I
ii
WHY WORK MOTHER TO DEATH?
Hr
a*
P
Have
tank
you
I’KOWIM.
I r
ni
th<
rather
I
n<
IN I ll» M’KIM.
r
bla*t
At
THE GREENWOOD CAFE
hrui
It
I
h»ud
hl»
th*
IN OUR NEW STAND
«IB
path ear* •>* Mt «d
n<l
WHEN KNIGHTHOOD WAS IN FLOWER
the
• • I
I
DICK ANDERSON’S TAILOR SHOP
In rear of Citi
HIPPO TUBSDAY AMD W1DMMDAY
WNXMNKkM^MMSMW^WV**************************’
J
COMPANY FORMED
BY TWO YOUNG MEN
mudguard
bump into
who installed his loud speaker in the
its 1 college auditorium.
The
affords
I
K them t» ■
I *lwa»* be
<;«
bu
It is not la
to cook
to her to h
ery day.
4
of
and
alii
THS PICTUBB BBAUTIFUL
WITH HAMON DAVIES
>0-
«-k
no
let
rhe > »«*pu*
lUratlM *1 INm
•m «•***• *«
[•to always rram
*Nrtl*C» Beas. aBd tBI*r»»U
I aBd ar«*BS*d St that
Sherlock—Watson, do you see that .
man over there across the atreet?
Watson—Yes.
Sherlock—Well, I never
!
I
Pul! the "window-blind" down Kisht.
Taste it again, and make sure.
TEACHERS PROTEC-
TIVE CLUB BE-
ING ORGANIZED
suddenly, it it
the top. leave it there,
using the other window-
I doff my grey fedora
To Uncle Rodman Babbitt;
chusetts named after you.
Proud Fresh—Yes? What’s
name?
, Soph
Dumb Belle—Were very many peo-
I pie hurt?
know he l» ]
A little moonlight now and then.
Marries off the beat of men.
dressing rooms, one of
student contain lockers and
"That man borea me to tears,” said
the sweet young thing as she crawled
limply out of the dentist's chair.
Of
as.
“only an animal, only sensible in the
duller parts.”
In college there is the opportunity
as well as
How
I by
I'
THE LAST K*r young peo-
IN EXCELLED I
This is a description oF
the quality of our stock. |
Let us supply your needs
in Groceries and Hard-
ware
M. D. Abernathy &
Cempany
But man cannot live
bread alone. Our stock
groceries is complete and
we Want to help you solyc
the problem—What shall
I serve for dinner?
A new club, something entirely dif-
ferent from any which has been or-
ganised In the school heretofore, to
now being organised among the fac-
ulty membera and the students. This
club Is unique in amne of its fea-
It has for ita purpose a policy
I KIMI
Drip--Let's walk around the cor
ner and get a drink.
Drap—Hell. no. I*ela run —Ex.
is either directly or indirectly
nected with the school system of
state.
A club similar to this was inaugur-l
ated in the public schools of Dallas
county last fall and it Is functioning
beautifuly and is doing a great work.
It is the privilege of the students and I
faculty members of our own East
I Texas State Teachers College to be-
come active members in this initial
club to be organized under this plan
1 | in this part of the State. The coat of
I membership is almost nothing, and
the benefits to be derived are of in-
calculable value, according to those
to get a glimpse of a great
Ixtwell says, "Did it ever occur
them that there is a select I
of all the centuries to which
and theirs can be admitted but
the asking?
How can one profit by the great
minds of the centuries if he does not
[come in contact with them? How
can one have high ideals if he does
I not come in contact w ith people of
Shakespeare describes
the man who has never made use
the opportunity of reading books
of lni-tiic** hut our
Wife "How can you stand lying
in bed so late in the mornings?” lot reading periodicals as well
Hubby—“I don't stand lying in bed books by masters of all ages.
I'm no contortionist.” [much one can enrich his mind
_— __— I spending hours in the library!
! ol at Poteet. Texas, spent
■ays with his parents, Mr.
R. M Miller.
r. and Mrs. Gene Zinnecker
In
and cold water, and dressing rooms I,nlumns of this !**'*■• thei* wt'l
The other part of th* building wtl11 found other references to 'he organ-
ization It might be worth your
while to find and read them
THE INCONNINTKMCY OF IAOMEN. ................ I wl“ 0,r‘-°“ ,r‘P to Kurop*
! Sherlock—Well, I never saw him laat summer we ran into a fog
before, but it to easy U> discern that .
he to a lawyer.
Watson—How do you
a lawyer?
Sherlock—Becaue he to carrying a
suitcase.
u- «h>
men will meet in the new temporary I you can
building. This part of the building I probably be surprising •(. yon.
provides two long rooms for floot I perhaps they would cans" vol
work, two store rooms for apparatus. |change your preconceived
two offices for instructors with
|vate shower and lavatories.
women
Miss Goldie Carnp. who is teaching
at Honey Grove, has returned to her
duties, having spent the holidays
her mother, Mrs. Cora
Mr Staylate—“I have never
such dreamy eyes as yours."
Miss Frank—"Perhaps you've never
stayed so late before.”
Professor—How can
to dress more sensibly?
Student—Kill off all the men.
cont
L-aat wit
’•ice; an i
1< rence bt
those livii
can be ai
period of
recalling <
earlier grt
1- Eeki
’Bring ou
food. clotl
does he mt
tent does h
sources?
adapted to
■toes? Whi
ideation wi
distant peo,
°n trade?
lively with
mo essentia
within a gi
I hies he or t
lives produc
■■’id supply |
2. Gener.
are their ne
fr<mi those i
’bey meet ti
l*nt do they
resources?
have? Why!
’’’cation do j
’Vtther
Plaine
brougl
religk
he fou
as wi
tally
opport
politic
Afte
mies
preach
of beii
a reli;
them
ligion
lied tt
separa
with r
The
a i-and
delegai
tion th
a spec
this yi
he “wi
for pr
the ott
debt t<
standi!
years
about <
day. I
(C. I. A.:
be
Misses Jack and Velma Moody.
College students and sisters of Mrs.
which
a student contain lockers and cold and
Texas, was a "bowers. The new building will
visitor during the holidays, Gre proof and modern in every n
It will be constructed of dar
ty-flve as a maximum. You may be
eligible to become a candidate for
membership if you attend a state
school, if you teach In a State school.
••Why, Camilla. I didnl know you
had a child.
Ul
UtHlW A Oil
I ultron
Hey—Jack, taste
Yawn you’
Ho— Wow—what
all window's, both of them, nhe wblte mule.
Hey—Thash what I told that drug-
He said it was wood alcohol;
Men Are Four.
He who knows, and knows he knows. |K q- <t.T. C., and those desiring
He is wise—follow him.
He who knows, and knows
knows,—
He is asleep—wake him.
He who knows not. and knows
he knows not,—
He Is a fool—shun him.
He who knows not. and knows
knows not.— *
He is a child—teach him
—Arabian Proverb.
I fuller and more detailed account
he | the organization and its function can
| get this Information from him.
in the new building,
the foregoing cs—
new building will
eight class rooms, ___ _____
[.orris Miller, principal of the High twelve offices, six general toilet
the ters, one large general store
and one large locker rccx, CZf c
1 ters shop, a rest room, library
of ters for the training school,
Sion visited their friends in the ou‘ aupply rooms, two double sets <
during the Christmas holidays. dressing rooms, one of which wij
in J. Miller, Jr., now a student contain lockers and cold and he
• University of
hree
Algy—"What do you mean by tell-
ing Joan that I'm a fool?"
Percy "Heavens.
didn't know it w.u a
With a view to extension work
members of the faculty at East Texas
State Teachers' College have been
called into conference work on Satur-
day's at Paris and at Mt. Pleasant.
Those who go to Paris are. Dean
E. H. Wray. Dean Whitley. Prof. W. B.
Stone and Prof. C. T. Nue. To Mt.
Pleasant. Prof. A. H. Cording. Secre-
who“ are" effecting"' the” o/ganizaHon. | J; »• Smi,h and Marana
It has been suggested that there
might be such a large number of the
students and faculty who will desire
membership that more than one club
w ill have to be organized, but wheth-
er or not this will be done it still un-
decided.
The club is called
Protective Club, and it affords un-|i,ut now of Tampico, Mexico.
| usual protection indeed to its mem-1 stone Is a brother of Prof. W.
the
Next wet the toothbrush i ciKars for twenty years | last night at 9:30.
And never got the habit.
8. Don your B V. D.'s backward,
take them off, put them on right.
Now stand in the middle of the
floor, take a deep breath and shiver,
try to do this realistically. DO NOT
LIGHT THE GAS HEATER
10. Turn the hot water on in the
sink, and immediately pour a small
portion of tooth paste Into the sink,
be sure the paste washes down
drain pipe,
and replace it.
11. 1
and asphalt. The building will 1
located just south of the doranitoi
and will extend westward almost
the crest of the hill. It will be ol
of the handsomest buildings tl
State has ever provided for its teacj
er training institutions. The
tract of the company calls for
completion of the building by
uary 1, 1925.
and faculty members, to men and
women. About the only limitations I meir wires., the inc £7th. The
being that of age and that of being ()nn(>i anj the paintei* to’I esc
. In some way connected with the their work. The serving
State M-hooto of Texas. The age lim-1 tlie cafeteria Is finished, ans
it is eighteen as a minimum and six- ] t|ie corridors of the building K
out completed. This edifice
strictly up to date, and from
latest plumbing to the big electrical
range in the cafeteria it Is beautiful
If you work for a State institution of | an(i the last word In construction
It is a monument to the excellent
work ol Estes and Thurman, and the
forethought of our citizenship.
< 'ustomer—Give n>e
pie in the window.
Clerk Excuse me. Sir. But if you
brush the flics off It you'll find it's
custard.
An
active solicitation of the school peo— I here with
pie will be made in the near future. I ratnp
and at that time complete informa-
tion with regard to the club will be
given by the solicitors.
Membership in the club is limited I Homer Prim, returned Sunday from
to one hundred and one members, and I Sulphur Springs where they
the other details are as unique as the I Christmas with home folks,
number of members allowed tr join |
N. T 8. T. C : I Before passing judgement on the incr-j ■ ■ — ---------- —
Physical Education classes for wo-Ljg (|jo organization, find o’.it ai 11 ,k8Dl30SSS3H0t3flD0DD00DS300S30S9l3l9OM3l3S3C989D0S3S3Dt3fi9SSM3S300B0DCSgJ0l
about it. and the results will IB
end |fi
,o 5
not ions /
This club has ii<- heatty|3
Notice has been received here of
the birth of a son to Mr. and Mrs.
Teachers | Lister stone, formerly of this place,
of Tampico, Mexico. Mr.
■r
Henry—Gracious, your
is all smashed! Did you
something?
Dodge—No. of course
were standing perfectly still, and a [high ideals?
fireplug skidder right into us.
be divided into eight recitation rooms
to be occupied by subcollege classes,
all of whose work will be in this
building
Work on six recitation rooms In
basement of the Idbrary building Is
nroaressins satisfactorily. There
will be occupied by January 15.
1 The rooms In the temporary
Library buildings I fourteen in
now give* us more rorau for cia.
than we had in the old building that
w’as torn down
Met your shaving brush, in so
doing try to throw as much waler as
possible on your roommate, who is (
asleep—maybe
12. Take your raxor gently in the
in
the
Although some theologians still
maintain that Adam was born in the
morning, it is now generally believ-
ed that he was born a little before
Eve Ex.
i clock ring for
then throw your
miss. Ket up out
a kick!
‘*lt*owB in my heart !'»• k* pt
Itlray !»«••• Bll • Inter through
IW, f<t.e deep BhbteB there
ttometimee I Hist
A aeMea wwawMy teat et yon
But my be*
lea trnd
t The gray in*ve* clutter *• I
Yet thouaii they am ike aaloc »f the
aari
I cannot he*r l«> ■“
Ak >•» ehowM
teaee* I hnnt*
By the Htaff I’oet
■Mometinie* a brilliant leaf o
gold
Falls at the
of cold
Ind hid from Hew
Retain* it a eolor ail the winter
w bite all the iaaves above
Fade Io a sodden hue
at the j
pajamas gracefully
convenient chair-
convenient, place
the floor—never
Teacher When is the song. "Here
Comes the Bride.” sung?
Johnny I don't know but Dad
says it's the greatest war song ever
written
"Dear Robert said he'd die for me,”
Said tender, wistful little ?Jary;
"And now the question seems to be.
How much insurance doe he
carry?”
fully for admittance into the club.
The temporary president of the club
is Professor T. T Broun. Head of
the department of Geography in the
a
vt
Our Reading. ...............
“What we like determines what we
are." says Ruskin. What do w« like?
It is interesting to give thought to
this question. One of the biggest in-
fluence in a life is books. Books
mold character.
People go for miles and miles just
a great man. i learntn|t or ir your means of support
10 is either directly or indirectly con-
•o<' p,y I nected with the school system of the
; they
for
wedding that was
kept secret has leaked
" '" Triage on Christo
M;ike a good impression on those you meet not only
the first time, hut every time yon meet them by let-
ting us keep vou nentlv attired,
CLEANING PRESSING ALTERATIONS
V. L. Owens Tailor Shop
.v/•
<
It
»wl* larmst bta b*a4
«*.! I.Mbxl lOWBrt
I
«*M IB a taiBl but
T< way al my *t*4M- ,
I. yaw «»B tell tb«m that at
laat I Ml it • puUuaa la *i«* ibuaa
aMMthia*. '*
tuur rleumni; an*I pre”iUK ofte*
will he pleiiMwl nnd lu*< *>itiv *
How do you spell ouija9
W'<«e wie well, what did you
he blamed thing for’ Go ask
tt it* own name
• tat. th* toiaioai pub
wm to aa» at the llv
war cachaM* ‘bR. It
full at t*'«t*oliBB
In addition I
accommodations fl
contain twenfl
six laboratory
qua!
roomi»? 1
room, one (arpen-fc j
/ quar-▼
aumetn‘
We linn* iti<»ved our pine*
iu of tin* •mine hitch qiuility mb riel
I'm aorry!
secret."
Take your raxor gently In
lett hand and cut a ssnall chunk out
of the razor strop.
14. Still retaining the razor
the left hand, scrape the top of
sink, then put the razor away with-
out cleaning.
15. s'mear large quantities of
youi roommale . faie power on your
face, this eliminates the trouble of
shaving.
14. Make as much noise as pos-
sible. but do not slam the door as you
go out. leave It wide open. Ex
She waa a pretty «irl
A pretty New York girl—
1 was a stranger.
We went to a show —
A good show
Ten dollar*' worth of gaiety.
She was hungry -
I waa young —
And not a New Yorker.
We ate—
We danced—
We smoked—
She sxniled—
I paid.
Wo rose to *e—
1 waa about to hail a taxi
She rebuked me—
' Don't '—eh* said—
'T»o save your money.” _
HEALTH HINTS L-
ill/ **M...*M lUU UV)IU»,O. - W -w -
"t Nash, B. A. 1923. paid the Col- »Pe<t. It will be constructed of dai
lures. Il has for it. purpose a pouey | ’«•« Saturday. Dec. 29th red velvet brick. Dimmed with ten
of mutual helpfulness among its mem for» ia n°* teaching in the city cota and covered with concrete gray
bers. and it is limited to the number lab»’ Houston.
of membera it can receive. It to noti^hd Mrs. P. A. Watson, of Ft.
a Greek letter fraternity nor sorority. r<x Okla., spent the holidays here
It is not one in which membership is bla< Watson's parents. Mrs.
based on any previous attainments in Ibeell®8 formerly Miss Nora I^e
any line whatsoever. It is open alike 1 ba|Con>
to Freshmen and Seniors, to students I auditorium Mis. R. B Einnion
t01 electricians h*x-stu<1ents of the
About the only limitations tbelr wireH„ the ire £7th
How old is she?”
"Oh. she's one
1923."
He-what do you
community drive?
She No. *«»'«
country where it's dark.
Mlcbwy An 41* any lay* out twen-
tu*a la week!
Us My. mmbo ngkter*
Utattey—Naw. usdeilake*.
Show her v.*ur appre* )
of fair by taking her to
The College of Industrial Arts gave
its monthy program over the Fort
Worth Star-Telegram radio WBAP
Students and fac-
ulty members of the College heard the
program broadcasted from Ft Worth |usua| pr0tectlon indeed to its mem-1 stone Is a brother of Prof.
Soph There's a town in Massa-[through the cuortesy of Dolph Evers | thoae who are ablc t0 qualify | sfone and Mrs. J M Bledsoe of this
place and Mrs. Stone will be remem-
bered as Miss Ix*afy Ixse Clifton.
Both are former College students at
E. T. college
W ith the dawning of the new year I
1924 a new busineM venture will I
make it* Initial bow In Commerce and [
will be known a* the Radio Supply I
* ompany. It* ated in the building oe I
t omiwny. located in the building with |
<K*'a Service Station >
I* a company forme*! by two I
fnrwardloohina. eBterprteing young I
meii of i onwiteree Arthur W e*t and I
Homer < arr. both of whom *r» Hmm I
oushly «tepeml*Me and trust worth! [
la *«ory imriteular '
Tkoy havo ka4 mor* ihaa tour I
year* *sporieiwe in lb* radio field I
haviB. pinB«*rwd lb* way In < a« |
more*. Tkoy uiB earry • full liae I
id slaadard radio equipment *u< b a* |
Ha.il.> i ort**.r«>i >a of AnwrteB. W »*• |
insbBuao. t'rooioy. B*«mte*. *tt I
Ttosy Bill bar* *11 lb* lateal sad bmwI
■~ipl*te fadte aot* OB dl*piay hum |
urn* IB lim*.
All quesHOB* eo*i-*Hll*. radio aUl
ha *aaa.'*d by tb'*« y<*uM b.i«inote
I mb f»»B •< eb*r«» Tb*y *q>*a*d ter
MMM Tuoaday amraia*
rb*y lauarb eut teiu Mr*in*— full
af ten* ba«UM quallfted tbem-iw.
iar tb*l< p.«teaa»»a by B 'te** *•*•!
.•Has aa.i Mody «f tb* B*'HM*
pimaaa of radtu. teubtea ba*IM »ke
Mrusd i»tert •» • *temte Bf
frteada was by Mte4» tBUetamta d**i
»*• WHb Item* rBn’M •• •••«**«
[attb Tte* >■ irsal b»«paab. to*
l|tw*m • stoat »uc«wa*W ysar a b«M-1
■•M
1. 1*1 the alarm
fully five cninutes I
pillow at it—if y»>*
of bed.
2 Ya»n ‘b’*"’ Umes—then
again.
3. Open
high as they will go.
4.
slightly. 1*4 «o
all the way to
5. Repeat u.
blind.
6.
frost on
this.
7. Drape your
across the most
back, if none is
them carefully ou
hang them up.
Don your
“Do you ever draw pictures in the
nude?"
i "No. I usually
the jacket."
•urse I love you. Tom." and
off her *hoes “Yes. we will
ied sotne day,” and she took
tocktngs "We will have the
ttle bungalow.’’ and she
her sport sweater "We will
ot of little flower beds," and
“Teen. dear,
in th* spring
filled with
ot! her cami-
fall 1 prefer
is one sweet-
her petticoat
an old-fashioned
ill me once more
and she removed
nf her clothing,
goodnight
r in the
P the re-
Now shiver. IxMiking
th. roof will aid in doing ■
perhaps they would
your
i’r‘-|about it.
F'or|sUPporl of the authnri’ie* if 'he Col-
young w< <>n there will it* a large | |eBP an(, of a|] the other ■• who have
locker room with elevon shower; , hot | investigated it thoron h’v In the|^
be
Search Inside
This issue can be searched. Note: Results may vary based on the legibility of text within the document.
Tools / Downloads
Get a copy of this page or view the extracted text.
Citing and Sharing
Basic information for referencing this web page. We also provide extended guidance on usage rights, references, copying or embedding.
Reference the current page of this Newspaper.
The East Texan (Commerce, Tex.), Vol. 5, No. 39, Ed. 1 Friday, January 11, 1924, newspaper, January 11, 1924; Commerce, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1359587/m1/4/: accessed June 20, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; .