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EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE
Tuesday. June 3. 1920.
NOW IF DEEDS WOULD ONLY
BE SQUARED WITH THE WORDS
CENAIOR FALL hat a disconcerting
J cat ic tinnder to scare Democrats with. Hi cHppine
and filing system is fealties when it comes to diggisg oat
xater.al from Democratic sources of highest authority
- im wiu.ii to goaa Democrats m their most sensitive po-
I Heal sore spots.
Some years ago the New Mexico senator iatxodaced in
i ht senate a resolution in strong language demanding pro--tcf.oa
of American lires and American rights in Mexico.
In t'3 speech advocating the adoption of the resolntion he
costmuauy used the language of the resolution so as to
urcre .; heme to the conscioiunesi of his hearers. Adminis-
fation senators vigorously opposed the adoption of the
measure jThey flew to the defence of the president and
state department and made tit air lurid with dennncia-
t.oni. of the Republican senator for daring to introduce at
a critical turn a measure calculated to embarrass the ad-mm:.--ration
in handling a delicate sitnation.
Tall let them rave for several days. Then in an off
hand way merely as a side remark he let drop the awful
secret that the resolution he had introduced was merely a
pianfc copied verbatim from the Democratic national plat-
f"rra adopted in the nominating convention.
In his report just filed following the long investigation
cf Kanean matters senator Fall uses the following
language which sounds as if it meant business:
We should let everyone who assumes to exercise
authority in any part of Mexico knew in the most
unequivocal way that we snail vigilantly watch the
fortunes of those Americans who cannot get away
and shall hold those responsible for their sufferings
aad losses to a definite reckoning. That can be and
will be made plain beyond the possibility of a mis-
understanding. The language quoted is adopted as an integral part of
the report bnt it is explained in a note that the paragraph
is cnotcd verbatim from president Wilson's address to con-
gress on Mexican conditions August 27 1913 seven long
Tea's ago
Funny thing is nobody seems to expect the Democrats
to :!; their platform -promises or give weight to the
w crcs c: the president master of the party.
I he Republicans win have a hard time making cam-
paign material out of Mexican affairs. The record of the
WUon administration during these seven years has been
bad lat it has been bo worse than the record of the Taft
admir.stxation during the two years preceding Wilson's
accession to the throne. Taft Knox and the others may
ta'k all they like about what they would have done and
hat ought to have been done bat the fact is beyond ques-
tion that they made a mess of Mexican relations from the
beginning of the revolution and that they were as disre-
gardjol of American rights to peace and safety of persons
and property both in Mexico and along the border as their
successors have been.
The Sepubbcans this year would better omit mention
of Kex-co in their platform and campaign speeches or else
make sure before they speak that they have a definite
plan and that they fully intend to carry it out to the
letter.
Splendid Americanism is -voiced In that declaration of
William M. Evarts made in 1878 and quoted in the Fall
report:
The first duty of a government is to protect life
and property. This is a paramount obligation. This
duty the government of the United States has deter-
mined to perform to the extent of its power toward
its otiiens on the border. It is not soHritens it
never has been about the methods or ways in which
that protection shall be accomplished whether by
Tormal treaty stipulation or by informal convention;
whether by the actios of judicial tribunals or that of
military forces. Protection in fact to American fives
and property is the sole point upon which the United
States are tenacious.
Some such declaration as that might be timely new
but only if it were known and felt to be backed up by
inflexible determination to make the words good at seed.
Military intervention is sot necessary and never will
be if the Washington government will cease meddling with
Mexico's domestic affairs and let Mexicans and all the
world know that Americans and American rightsmust be
respected according to the laws of civilised communities.
Fewer words more deeds; less hypocrisy more justice.
o
One must not judge a community wholly by how many
persons are arrested annually bat rather by how many
persons ought to be.
Engineers See Fine Farms On Their Hike To San Antonio
American People Are Too Idealistic For Their Own Good
6tSN oar hike from El Psio to San
J Antonio ve found the valley
farms alone1 the road In a far
1-ttter Etate of cultivation than any
w encountered afte leaving Fa--is
said Sergt. Merrit I. Wheeler
- rnpanj Ninth engineers who
v- tn his outfit has just reached San
ntonio afte- hiking from El Paso.
' 1 le farms we passed through near
t-an Aitono seemed to be well cul-
tivated nut they lacked that pros-
F'rnus ar that surrounds the south
Vc-Uc-i firm'' near El Paso- We
crossed th- Pecos at a point about six
n ilfn b-ow the high bridge and it
ver ?!x hoursTo gtt uatrain of wanejs is to by found.
took littl
ai1 otr Th lord at the bottom is
good tut going down on one side and
cp on the other was a real little war
In 'trp1' if anvonf doesn't believe
trat ii- i real 'divide' he should at-
teTpt to r ring a mounted column and
a Tram of 2S wagons across the point
w t we did. It n convincing- The
rr"n ar hot in Camp Travis but they
Ions f El Paso and Camp Cour-erei-ne
and many of them say they
tir-uld far rather have stajed in that
camp et El Paso than to be here. The
Jrirdress of the people of El Paso has
ma.de ojr fellows love that place."
Tf American p ople are too
Idealist 1- as I see it." said David I
Peu-ie rf Indianapolis at the Paso
del Norte the other da. "By that
I mean v e have been dreaming too
nmch. In the face of the fact that
W are credited with being the dolar
chasing nation of the world we are
as a matter of fact the most Im-
practical nation in the world. Take
our method of government as an ex-
ample. Theoretically there is no
better goernment m the world than
the republican form particularly the
American type of republic Its cre-
ative documents resound with fine
phrases that et' ike sympathetic
crords in every liberty loving
breast. But In reality the operation
the republican form of govern-
ment as we have it is the most
-OEtly thing imaginable. There is
nee waste of money by our gov-
ernment in one day than caa be
ro ind .n a month in any other na-
tion cf the globe. This is partly
due. It is true to the fact that we
jac more to waste.
' We are not only wasteful in the
at.' ministration of our government.
but we spend fabulous sums every
vwo and four years in order to pro-
By The Sea
By WAIT J1ASO.V.
rK at La Jolla by the sea; the view is something fine with large blue billows
rolling free five thousand miles of brine. The grand old ocean is ray lawn it
slops against my door; so dandefions grow thereon to make my spirit sore.
The water booms into the caves reminding me of this: I do not have to mow
the waves; and such a thought is bliss. I see the billows high and dark the
endless surge and swell; I see the seals and hear them bark as though they'd
things to sell. And I could sit and watch the sea one thousand years or two
and ever? hour 'twould bring to me some message strange and new. It's saying
ai it sighs and raves and murmurs moans and pleads: "Yon do not have to
mow my waves or from me dig the weeds." The salt sea sloshes round my
. oop and sharks come up and play and I sit out upon the stoop and smile
-2 l2r'w"z cav nc always had to mow and weeds to dig at mgnt no sand'
trr3 o J" c-cat gTo '0 mar ny -haste del'gh-
Copyright cr Geergo Matthew Adams. WALT MAS0H
way et sting Demo
CO ACCUSTOMED
Poland single
and the blood of
terial resources.
The
in wide -variety.
West Texas has
in the United States.
It seems to be
win put favorite
vention.
o
Scrrot Ttmtmha'd sfen prttml jop.
Robert Fonok.
Liltle Interviews.
vide ourselves with an administra-
tion to give as oar government. In
Theory onr elections lto Utopian.
In reality they are grotesque bur-
lesques. What with the boss Jock-
eyed conventions and primaries and
the rota buying and the slush funds
wo have a system of eliminating
candidates that is deplorable. And
i.i the ultimate simmering down
what American citizen really has
anything to say about who shall be
president for instance? Usually it
is a case of take our choice between
two men who have little If anything
in common with us.
"In our social Dhenomena the same
seek the costly the showy and the
nniuu&l. believing them to be cer-
tain signs of aU-risBtness. We want
better car than our neigiiDor nas.
not because ours is not big enough
or won't do the work bur"becaose
it makes people sit up and take no-
tice when we glide down the avenue
in a 12 cylinder battleship. Our
wives want better clothes than their
neighbors. The clothes contest be-
tween our wives is like the arma-
ment contests between nations and
will some day end disastrously.
"In our amusements we seek the
artificial the bombastic the melo-
dramatic and the showy. We will go
to an opera just because It is an
opera or to a Russian ballet simply
because It Is a Russian ballet and
sit in misery for hours because we
think it is the thing to do. Opera
is all right. A Russian ballet like
earmuffs looks fnnn but now and
then it is a good thing. Better than
either is the great outdors. and fun
we make for ourselves by games
and walks and rides.
"In our Industrial life onr ideal-
Ism has led us from the paths of
reason. We picture as a success the
man who walks to the great city
from the country with his worldy
goods done up -in a bandana hand-
kerchief and later through climbing
and ascetic habits becomes presi-
dent of the company. We need com-
panies and presidents. But we must
reverse the picture. We must depict
the business hero of the future as
going to the country from the city
and plowing and producing food.
We must not depict success as con-
fined within some mansion on the
boulevard where the self made man
resides but spread it out to thous-
ands of humble cottages and bunga-
Poland at Bay
has the world become to wars big and
bttle that small interest is shown in America in the
life and death struggle sow in progress on the frontiers of
Sussia and Poland. Here on a 90-mile front a great battle
is being fought on the result of which may depend the
future of many nations-
America is so absorbed in its own problems including
the political campaign and in events in Mexico that it
pays little heed to the stirring events of the old world.
Yet the war between Russia and PolaLd may bring on i
complications that will make Ml the world take notice.
Admittedly the purpose of the Bolshevism is to open the
way to Germany. That accomplished union with German
reds is planned bringing on a sew revolution in the German
republic with Lenine at Moscow plotting a world empire
under the guise of soviet rule.
handed is holding back the Russian j
hordes but it is unreasonable to suppose that she can long
hold out against such overwhelming odds unless aid is
given her. Germany under the terms of the armistice is
powerless to give Poland aid even should she so desire
which is doubtful And Poland would hesitate to accept
German aid for she distrusts Berlin as much as Moscow.
England and France like America are so occupied with
their own affairs that they are in no position to enter upon
a sew war. The state they created at Versailles must
fight alone.
Tfina PnZ4TA rMfnnJ fftr-nnnli csrrifirp. nf lipr SAD
the yorth of many nations in the first j
year of her renewed existence is passing througn the test
of fire. If she saves herself and central Europe from the
red peril she will have won for herself the world's grati-
tude. If she fails it win be partly because she was de-
serted by the nations that gave her birth; but it is a test
of unity and of the national soul even more than of ma
o
Southwest Has Room
ARIZONA Hew Mexico and west Texas have a popula-
tion of about 1200000 or about 1 percent of the popu-
lation of the United States. We have 200 acres to the in-
dividual or 1000 acres to the average family of 5. This
is breathing room to say the least. In Hew Jersey there
are less than 2 acres to the person as compared with our
200 in the southwest. The first oportunity then is for
homes. The southwest can take care of many times the
number of people living out here now. (
Here are a few figures from the irrigated valleys of
Hew Mexico and Arizona for 1914: Pounds ot wheat to
the acre 2150; potatoes 5000 pounds; tomatoes 13000
pounds; melons 27000 pounds; and com 1735 pounds.
The mesas of Hew Mexico and Ariiona are covered with
rich grass on which grate about 1000000 cattle 1500000
sheep 120000 horses 6800 mules and 300000 goats. Bees
and swine also thrive cere.
There is room for miners and prospectors. In 1915
Ariiona became the first copper state in the union. The
state is fifth in gold and silver with only the comers and
surfaces scratched. In addition to vast deposits of coal is
Hew Mexico and Ariiona there are rich mineral deposits
lately Become tne center or ou activity
Hew Mexico and Ariiona have enormous undeveloped
water and power supplies.
There are in addition to these things incomparable
climate and all conditions making for good health. The
world is invited to come and join us.
o
Republican leaders must not imagine because almost
everybody is dissatisfied with the present national adminis-
tration that the pubHc will approve of just anything the
Repubtkass do.
o
a question sow of which dark horse
will win.
o
"Remember Garfield" is the slecan of the orators who
sens in semination at the Chicago con
"
lows wherein are lave and haaateess
and no debt.
-Finally we idealize oar religion
clear out of all reason. We have.
set up a standard which only the
spineless and mindless can honestly
aspire to. Religion of the orthodox
kind depicts a heaven of gold pav-
ing where angola fly around all day
thrumming harps. To obtain this
we must kep ourselves sweet pare
and sinless and chow no tobacc do
no swearing or drinking make ur-
serves miserable on Sunday and
think no thoughts that are not
strictly neuter. In other words wo
must arrive at the nearly gates ws-
contaminated. such is onr tdealtem.
An ittMmt to make relidoa prac
tical is frowned upon as an attempt
to eliminate God eomemroe as im-
possible of accomplishment as the
elimination of space and matter."
"It is no secret that it Is not luck
only bulldog grit that brings success-
said Milton L. Burleson assist-
ant postmaster. The only trouble Is
that many persons knowing it. try to
forget it. Improvidence fills our poor
houses. If 100 men were to have for-
tunes left to them only one or two
would keep their wealth more than
a few years. But any man if he win
stick to it and use a little grit can
acquire a competence. It is mighty
good advice to urge the public to put
their savings Into war savings stamps
and treasury certitleatee. They al-
was are worth more than cost and are
not the sort of riches that will fly
away overnight. The government Is
the oldest Institution in this country
and by far the most trustworthy.
There is no danger of an absconding
cashier and the rate of Interest Is
good."
PECOS TOWNS ASK EL PASO
TO AID IN FIGHT FOR WATER
Pecos Tex June L Resolutions of
the Pecos and Barstow chambers of
commerce demanding that the at-
torney general of Texas act Im-
mediately to secure release of water
impounded by dams in the Pecos
river in New Mexico have been re-
ferred to the El Paso chamber and
other commercial organizations in the
Pecos valley? with the request that
they concur In the resolutions and
forward them to state authorities at
Austin
Rains in the Pecos valley this
spring have prevented an actual
water famine but the farmers claim
that If the season had been dry they
ra t would ha e lacked water xor tne
I .. ..ttnn ! Vmd
VTVB UUB IV Ja ncuvu vs. s-uv
Mexico districts damming up the
winter water.
Several sectional weekend rains
fell in the Pecos river valley and
have served to greatly aid the second
crop of alfalfa and in developing the
cotton crop.
A MEXICAN MANDATE.
Prom New York American.
If this country must take some
kind of "mandate" to be in the
fashion why not a mandate for Mex-
ico? We have interests there and
responsibility because of the Monroe
doctrine
We have people near us. on this
continent nearly always shooting
I earn uintM i" taiuiiAiijr ouuuuas u
I uarl it int. nnlo mnrr. int riTn n.lf 1
Iman like irranza to make room for I
aotce-ody else.
SCHOOL DA YS
sns
Ye Towne Gossip
Rsctetered O- & Patent Of flee.
By K. C. B.
I HAVE been invited.
TO A special showing
OP A new picture.
AZVD I bare no doubt.
THAT TVS everything.
THAT TIIBV say it la
A.D 1 hope It in.
BUT SO many times.
HAVE I boon tavited.
TO PRIVATK showings.
WITH TWO or three persout-
INCLUDING TUB manager
AND THR director.
AND MAYBB the press agen:
AND WB all sit there.
AND THIS picture begins.
AND I keep waiting.
TO FIND a place.
WHERE I can enthuse
AND IT doesn't come.
AND THE chances arc
IT'S HOT In the room.
AND ITH perspiring.
AND I must say someth!:
AND SO I say.
-its Certain ly fine."
AND CHOKE a little.
AND IT'S just like that.
ALL THROUGH the picture
AND WHEN it's over.
I LOOK at my watch.
AND SAY I have to hum
AND BEAT It away.
BUT ONCE In a while.
OP COURSE. It happens.
THAT THE picture's good
AND I don't have to lie.
AND WHEN It's over.
I DONT have to hurry.
AND I stick around.
AND TALK about It
AND I'M very sure.
IT WOULD be that wa
WITn THIS one.
BUT IF they don't mind
I'LL GO and see it
WHEN IT'S in the theater
I THANK you.
i - Beauty Chats -!
I By EDNA KKNT FORBES. I
Some Recent Letters.
M
E of the Valley If the swell.
ng In the back of the neck is
very noticeable. I would
you to ask your physician about it;
at the same time get his opinion on
the puffiness under the eyes. This
sometimes comes from Her trouble
and is corrected by diet. Massage
will make the skin on the nose finer
in texture; also a daily ice rub will
be valuable.
Bob. You are not very much under
weight. A girl 15 years old five feet
three and three-quarters. Is supposed
to weigh 120 pounds according to in-
surance table statistics but the al-
lowance on these is always very
generous
I am sure it will do jour hair good
if you bob it particularly if you use
a srood hair tonic If rou will send
xae a letter with a self -addressed en-
velope enclosed I will be very glad
to mall you a tormina tor one.
I would not advise you to wear
mauve this !! i rolr for oldpr
tiff nip
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I Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND BRIGHT EYES.
Oy IIOWAnD R. GARIS.
-VSK DAT
when Nurse Jane Fuzzy
II Wnsay the
nice mnakrat lady
honsekeeoer. had finished riving
Uncle Wlggily bis breakfast tn tie
hollow stump bungalow there came
a knock at the door. Uncle WIggilys
pink twinkling nose turned rather
wnite.
"Do yon s'pose that could be the
Pipsteewah after me so early in the
moraliisT ho asked Nurse Jane.
"Nonsense!" laughed the muskrat
lady. "The Pin. bold and bad as he is.
never would dare to knock at the
front door as If he belonged to the
lamuy. it moat oe one 01 ue neign-
bora." "All the same." said Uncle Wlggi-
ly. as Norse Jans loft the table to go
to the front ball "all the same. I
wish I had made ofce of those but-
ton buzz saw btissors. such as Buddy
the guinea pig boy. had the other
day. It would do the Pip good to
have some skin tickled off his nose!
Uncle Wtagily nicked np the toast
Ing fork thinking ho might use that
to tickle tne np 11 n snenia nappen
to be the bad chap. Bat when Mr.
Longsars saw Norse Jane coming
baek with a smile on her face and
halt way aroirad to her ears the
bunny know everything was all
right.
"It's Brighteyes the sister ot
Buddy and she has come for yon in
her auto" said Nurse Jane.
"Her aotomobUst" cried the rab-
bit gentleman. "Why. I didnt know
Brlghteyss had an auto!"
-Just took." said Nurse Jane still
langhing.
Uncle Wlggily looked from the
window and saw th little guinea
pig girl out in front with an old
Come ont and take a
baby carriage Brighteyes sat in it
as big as life with some curly car-
penter shavings around her neck to
make believe they were stylish sum-
mer furs.
"WelL I never!" exclaimed Uncle
Wlggily and he smiled so that his
pink nose twinkled like the cherry
on top 01 an apple aampung-
i "Hoo-oo! Oh. you Uncle WlgsJly!
Come on out and take a ride!" Hn-
I vlted Brighteyes waving her paw at
the rabbit gentleman as she saw him
at the window. "Come take a ride in
my auto."
"Do you call that an auto?" asked
Uncle Wlggily. as he hopped out on
the porch with his red. white and
blue striped rheumatism crutch.
"I make believe it is an auto" said
Brighteyes. "It goes down hill as
fast as anything. And on the level
paths all 1 have to do to make it go
is to stick one paw out and push.
Of course I can't go up kill but it's
something to ride down. I think."
"So it is" said Uncle Wlggily. "But
how do you steer your baby carriage
auto Brighteyes?"
"I've tied a piece of clothesline to
the front wheels" explained Bright-
know of for clearing the skin of
blackheads is the following
lllarLhead Cleanalng l'oirder.
Wheat or cornstarch two ounces.
Powdered borax one ounce.
Almond meaL two ounces.
This is used tn plaee of soap. Hold
hot wet cloths over the face until
you have opened the pores rub in the
cleansing powder and then rinse
thoroughly with hot water. This
powder la necessarily quite drying. If
you find it too much so use a little
cold cream on the skin afterwards.
In any case finish the treatment by
rubbing with ice or rinsing with cold
water.
A subscriber. There are several
ways of making cosmetic gloves for
hands that have been very much ne-
glected. The simplest way Is to turn
i r-lr nf old loose g!o es insirt outj
nl 'm r them thorough tn i
tlfb 1 ' n- "11 rrtr-ui en for
moia .or lino cold cream is exceucut '
"I3t
Wvrwrrv t-i
ride'
By D WIG
&i&wP&a
All over the ground they were
-pilled.
yea "When I pull on the left rope
I go to the left and when I pull on
the right rone I eo that war. Come
on. take a ride Uncle Wlggily she
twlt4
"All right! 111 take a chance
laughed the bunny gentleman. So
he cot In the old last Year's habv
carriage which Brighteyes ha made
over into an auto. It had sofa cush-
ions In like Uncle WiggHys airship
and wben the bunny sat beside the
little guinea pig girl she Just stuck
one oaw out. oushed on the around.
and off went her autp.
un your way stop at tne store ana
get me a loaf of bread!" called Nurse
Jane as Brighteyes and Uncle Wlg-
gily rode along.
-i win. said the bunny gentleman.
'Doesn't my auto sro nlcelvT
asked Brighteyes. as with her paw
she poshed it along the level path in
tne woooa.
'Fine." answered Uncle Wisrsrilv.
I did not know you were so clever.
Brighteyes. It goes almost aa fast
as my motor boat."
"Oh. but you should see it ao down
hill!" cried Brighteyes. -We're com-
ing to a hill now. Well whiss down
without pushing In a minuter"
sureiy enourn tney came to a bin.
Down the slope started the baby car
nage auto tingnteyes ora not need
to Dush with her paw now. Faster
and faster they went. Faster and
faster!
"How do you stop when you want
tor cried Uncle Wlggily holding on
to bis tall silk hat.
"I'll show you!" answered Bright-
eyes. But then all of a sodden.
something happened. The baby car-
riage auto struck a stone and
though the little guinea pig glii tried
to steer it straight it went crooked.
The wheels twisted ic-zajr and
sideways and then the auto turned
somersault ana spilled Brtenteres
and Uncle Wlggily right out. All
over the ground they were spilled
but they did not get hurt for they
fell on the sofa cushions.
Brighteyes picked herself and her
shaving furs up and Uncle Wlggily
picked himself up- Brighteyes turned
the auto over on Its wheels.
'We won't go so fast next time."
she said.
"Thank you. answered Uncle
Wlggily limping a little. I guess
there will be no next time for me.
I'm much obliged to you Brighteyes
but I'll walk to the store." and he
did. However Brighteyes didn't
mind little things like that so she
went riding again in her new auto.
And If the electric light doesn't cry
for a candle when It's left all alone
tn the dark pantry with the tern I'll
tell you next about Uncle Wlggily
and Jimmie's jumble. Copyright
19-0 Dy jcciure -ewsoaper syndi
cate.
for this or with vaseline or any cos-
metic lotion containing vegetable oU.
Wash the hands thoroughly with hot
water then let them soak for a tew
minutes In dear hot water until the
Sres of the skin are open. Pull on
e gloves and let them stay on all
night.
A. B. C The ingredients yon men-
tioned are all excellent for making
the hair healthy; however their value
depends on the quantities in which !
they are used and 1 could not tell !
wether your hair tonic is arood or notr
wnncr your nuir turnc la tsywu i u v
unle-a 1 knew this nroDoruon. '
Tootsy R. I am sorry your letter '
as not answered sooner but so!
was not answered
many letters come to be answered in
the column that each has to wait its
turn If nii uih n imniedjat :i.i-
s r i wouM f bnr to enclo-e k
( ' i r ' .a mf it- tl i nli-lnlii
wilii .tout uutaUoai.
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I Patter And Chatter
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bj S. E. KJSER. .....
Who Said the World Was Gloomy?
GBR bat I feel (Ud tll morning:
9o 70a needn't irmste year brenlh
ir yoa think 70a hoaM be irarnlDt:
Me to prepare for death.
Pleue den't try to make me fcnrfnl.
For my fear nre on the Bhelfi
TnterdaT a lovely cheerful
Woman handrd me n earful
Of nice thins about myaelf.
AW the TTorld look fine and dandy
As It BTada before my vlevf.
And 111 not conent to bandy
Gloomy prophede with yo"-
With my belt hltehed one hole tlsthter
Than It mu a month aeo
I am atepnlns hlher. Bshter.
And the outlook's fairer brighter
None but braelns breeze blow.
PKACTICALLY IMPOSSIBI.
Few men succeed in living; up to their own opinions of themselves.
BUT TIIBBB'S THB B.TJB.
Silence Isn't golden If you can say things that will make people Unga.
I About Broadway
By BIDB
EW YORK. June 1. The new Klaw
l corporation known aa Marc
Klaw. Inc In which Mr. Klaw
and his two sons Joseph and Alonso.
are the principal stockholders; is to
build a theater. It will be located on
West 16th street and the oonatrac-
tion work will begin within a few
days. Marc Klaw will leave for
Europe next week to look for plays
and musical comedies. He will visit
England. Norway. Sweden. German-.
Austria and France and while he s
in Vienna he will hear the Kalraan
operatta which his interests intend
to bring oer here.
BY POET CAS1D.
Under the title of Blasted Hopes."
Campbell B. Casad sends us a rhyme.
He says it's original but well here
It 1-
Llttle drops of vrater.
Add some raising toe.
Then a little yeast cake
Jost to make the brem
Plaee It la a warm place.
There yen let It stay-
Try it on your neighbor.
Throw tfie staff away.
WHOLE SHOW STOLEN.
Will Morrissy's new musical revue
"Busxln Around." of which we told
In this column last week is to go
into the Bijou. The other day while
Will was in the office of a music
publisher trying some voices some-
body swiped his book lyrics music
scene plots and. in fact everything
but his bankroll. Will is looking
for the thief to pot him in Jail or
the show.
ANOTHER K.VDORSKHBNT.
From pom Angeles comes the fol-
lowing encouraging note relative to
our candidacy for the presidency:
"Dear Sir: I take pleasure In in-
forming you your candidacy for
president on the Limerick ticket has
been hilariously approved by the Los
Angeles Home for the Weak Minded.
You are earnestly requested to show
your appreciation by applying for
ramebership in this clnb. Yours R.
Pick. Head Janitor "
Mark A. Luescher is to lead the
Press Agent division in the great
Dudley for president parade on June
31. He will be followed by lfr mine-
ographters and his new heifer calf.
Dont miss this parade no matter
what you throw.
118 FEARED THE WORST.
Wilbur Cox met J. Osborne Clem-
son on Broadway last night and told
him a good story.
"A negro with a quart bottle of
real whisky In his pocket was cross-
Republican Convention
History of 64 Years 1
By A. II. VAXDENBEHG.
THE 12th Republican national con-
vention which met in Philadel-
phia June IS 1S0O. was perhaps
the most harmonious in the whole
chronology. There was not one di-
vision nor roll call on any disputed
question. The renominatton of Mc-
Kinley was unanimously conceded in
advance and unanimously made when
the hour arrived.
Second place on the ticket was
more a matter of advance specula-
tion with mnch discussion ot sec-
retary of the navy John D. Long of
Massachusetts exsecretary of the
navy Cornelias M. Bliss of New York
senator Jonathan Dolllver of Iowa
lieutenant governor Timothy Wood-
ruff of New York and others. But
when dominant discussions began to
talk of governor Roosevelt all else
and all others disappeared par-
ticularly when Dpntver declined.
Roosevelt himself declined repeat-
edly but to no avalL His sponsors
thought to side-track him politically.
The convention sought to give htc-
Klnley the ablest and most popular
running mate available In America.
On the final showdown it was all
Roosevelt and nothing else. He was
nominated unanimously with a des-
tiny ahead which few participants In
that stirring scene Imaglned.
The platform glorified the return
of prosperity under Republicanism
renewed: declaration of faith In pro-
tection and sound money praised
America's record In the Spanish war
recommended an "Isthmian canal"
(no longer particularising Nicaragua)
approved the annexation of Hawaii
and encouraged peace machinery as
set up at the Hague.
(Continued tomorrow with the
story of the Thirteenth convention.)
Copyright -.the George Matthew
Adams Service.
Sixty million dollars will be spent
upon the construction of good roads
in the province of Ontario during the
next five years.
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lirASTE no vforda. In aaylnst t me
If That conditions are all vrronxi
I've no time for being; gloomy
Siaee I'm feeling fit and rronc
There are matters to be mended
We will rlcht them all In time
Neither faith nor hose Is ended.
Freedom still Is well defended.
And oar blesslnss are snblbne.
QHB enchanted me completely!
And she whispered very sweetly
That I still looked like a boy:
Gee how all the world Is stowlnet
Frsarrant blossoms everywhere!
Cheer In every breexe that's blowinc.
Sonfirs wherever streams are flowlna;.
And the prospects all so fairs
Plays And Players f
TIUDI-BT.
. Ing a street.
said Mr. Cox. "when an
automobile hit him. 1 -mediately r
felt a liquid trickling down his lt
A look ot fear came over his face.
"My Qawd!" said the negro.
hopes dat's blood.'"
IRISH TEMOR COMIXG.
William Morris cables from Lon-
don that he has arranged for Tom
Burke the noted Irian tenor to gi
SO concerts in the United States neT-
season. Mr. Burke will sing first i-
N"ew York In October.
LAMBS GAMBOL. JJTSK 8.
The annual pnbltc gambol of ti
Lambs will be held this year at the
Hippodrome on Sunday evening.
June (. It will be staged under the
personal supervision of R. H. Bum-
side shepherd of the Lambs.
GREAT MINDS. C.
Ed Wynn writes us to say that fo-
the past three days onr "Thought-
tor Today" and "Chestnut Tree"
Jokes have been gags used In hi
"Carnival" at the New Amaterdarr-
Here yon see. folks. Is absolute evi-
dence) that Ed Wynn reads this col-
umn. Nb'" is the tliao to subscribe
The price will not be advanced unt-
after we have lowered the cost o'
mutton.
cossrp.
"The Passing Show of ISIS"
wil
close at the Winter Garden in z.
Arrangements have been made
whereby "Not So Long Ago" will re-
main at the Booth indefinitely.
Joseph McCarth. and Harry Tier-
ney are to furnish several numbers
for tie new "Follies."
"Adam and Eva" has closed Its sea-
son at the Longacre theater.
"East Is West" win be produced ie
London at the Queen's theater iritl
Iris Hoey In the Ming Toy role.
A THOrCHT FOR TODAT.
Never fear the future. It probabl--holds
more good things than bad for
yon.
F-OU5UHEXT.
Kate came heme from cooking school
Baked some apple pies.
Gave one to the family dog.
Soon eatued his demise.
When her father grew provoked
Kate saldi "Dont get sore.
Now yon havent got to pay
Deg tax ny more."
FROM THE CHRSTNTT TREE.
"Why is John looking so sober tu-nlghtT-"He's
drnnk--
775 Young Lady
Across The Way j
THE yoang lady screw the way sav
that personally she wouldn't tnisr
f marrying a Caucasian or any othe
forrJger.
The shah of Persia owns an
chair of solid gold inlaid
precious stones.
HERALD
ba directed Ths Herald far S3 rears.
A. Martin is coansjElBg editor.
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