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Thursday Jan. 23 1919.
EL PASO HERALD EDITORIAL and MAGAZINE PAGE
FOR THE BETTER CONTROL OF
TEXAS F.I .F.EMOSYNARY Eb b OK 1 b
CIAXE nitittii
u sit boot Close
ifuet and the
-nprosica i todispeBsaWe.
Xhis us beea recogiBics
can tartly te Kepi up to suunaiui.
To insure their proper cou-
of the state's money such
A Topsy Turvey World
This Way Please; Don't Crowd!
By 0. P. Williams j
.t- -ii -rint the last of the Frank G. Car-
Tar six! 1 .ntr letters for the present in its Week-End Edition.
-.... service in all Dirts ot tne
ban tat.-- institationc j f..."lJnr7li lrve! experiences have been of in-
tast Mav Gov. w. p. awv appoia.ea a won. " "7 f -dir- of The Herald and. in
jSa d correction MM-. It . "pre- esUmable jjgu. to fwhende.
r.ery
he public.
f k. .ttr and included Eev. Martin Zielocka .of . common
The UniiaL oT the commission have been embodied in its reconstruction." Then he wntinues:
a J? '.K Receive the earnest c.nslon of ;
member ot e Kgwanue a kww. . " r.s. A Afrira. with a worW
a Dew fiDrww . . - r
The bill provides for the creation of a staU board ot.of interesting .;""; A
BQbbc welfare composed ef sine eiUieni appcieted by the and the ..ew repuoi cs . oe .uu r-""--overnoTwiYh
tte ceweBt ef the senate. It would be the will have sprung into act.ve life: Fra. De and
0 Iray to it and inject the eleemosynary charit- Hollaed will have evolved mighty chas reotrtn
sbX correctional and penal institutions of the state. It jtion; Germany Turkey Asm Minor and Mesopotamia .11
tould iestigate the Saaa.eBKat at each place the eon- j be new entities; and in eltent'
Iiion ef builcHsgs and preret the treatment of inmates with ae -overnraents new rwues and to a large extent
tc food and clot bin famished the curative educational . new civilization j
1 fritorv soeucie. emrdoved and zo into the records i "This is the world I expect to take up for my next
id audit 'he books. The board weald have -the power to . heme of newspaper k ana i icei sure a can oiicr
"esumorrySnBwn person and papers and admin- ; Herald readers something that U tageV better and
. nun. This weeWJ rfvetbe board full powers of in-: more interesting than anything I have bad in the past.
vesaS aaTtfTdLj mt U the bottom of every; My journalistic soul thrill at the thought I have never
&tZT scandal concerning I fettbetter ahfc to do my JJ"
which rumors .ere dreautea it won not oe oewrai .rune wmai x '"- - . : . '
of fsrilitieJ next jrreat adventure comes I staH jump into rt with as
The board wH repert t. the zovernor the result of 'much enthusiasm as any foreign trip I have had in the
each investigathm of each iartftntiea asd he in torn past. Mt rt i s
wonld report te fee legislature any reercnnendatiens he In the meantime I think I have earned a rerf I : is
t Mkt j now 3 years since I made my first contract for these let-
To forestall any who may say: -Oh yes this is jost ters and from then until now in the words of Satan that
mother plan te create a t4nch of poHttai offices" it ! esteemed friend of the kaiser. Thave been go.ng to and fro
should be stated that the bffl provides that members of jin the earth and walking up and down m R to get news-
the board shall draw bo salaries. They wonld however paper stuff. I have made two continuous trips around the
bTaUowed actaal travehnz expenses when on official bad-1 world have gone twice about South Amercia written two
aesi There wooM be a salaried secretary who wonld be years' letters on Africa and one year's on Australia and
a tra ned social worker and he would be allowed ceces- Xew Zealand. I have been six tiroes to China and have
tarv chcaJwistaBce. ' visited every continent aain and again and almost every
A board such as this would efiminate altogether the country and people. Altogether my travels have been1
Tiee for ieoaUtiTe investigations of which Texas has had farther than a straight line from the center of the earth :
raanv cwtlyBes. There would be a raeney saving in that : to the center of the moon-and best of it all it has been
Other economies siana out as possime. i ubuui . .
f an institntioa wants a new building or an addition to a "In stopping the service for the time. I would empha-.
. . . .v t;h. Annnn in ' fart that thH is not a farewell letter. 1 am asking
r-tiBE it throBfi with no investigation whatever al-only for a short rest on the rail fence by the roatfe.
hough it might be possible that the request was a uk-! after which I hope again to be on my way for The El j
tike in inaement aaa mar rate expenonuie si aw. in i udu. .
Isthorized. I He closes "with the kindest personal regards to the
" To provide far that this bill has a clause saying it shall . editor and all my friends who read my articles."
be the duty of the board of public welfare to make a care- j c
f ui examination of the plans for the erection by any politi- j x rich man in shirtsleeves may be classed with the
.-a! srbdivision of the state of any jail hospital infirmary Telted interests.
cr other charitable or correctional institution and it shall . o
be the duty of the local authorities having such matters in . The m0Te to fact the number of members in the
hand to submit the plans for all such institutions to the lower tatjse of Texas legislature may be expected to
bosrd for tbeir ioggestiora and criticisms before plans are cjU forth stem protest from the Austin boarding house
adepted. . j teeners. '
Having the plans and being familiar with the situation 0
a earn insiinrooa Because oi ireqtienL mspcvuuiis ... ..f u i
t w.m h able to r-commend inteffieentlT and hav- The chief trouble with the amusement tax is that It
T heart the best interest of the institution and of the' takes so much of the amusement out or me entertainment ;
tax-avers whose XPOney it is proposed to use. j one TOSes t0 Eee-
Ttxzs has so agescy now to control the many and
widely separated institutions of the state and they are West Warren Mass described as a Tillage without a
nperated haphazardly probably with less benefit to the in-' bUcksraith a doctor or a preacher isn t a villsge at alL
tna-es and more waste of taxpayers' money than anyone j It must be some kind of a colony. Doubtjess it also has no
reai.us. i general store and no place for pitching horseshoes.
Another bilL dependent on the creation of a board of j o
pao'ic welfare provides that the board shall license ma- Lloyd George has a cabinet of SO members and prob-err-ty
hospitals asd hd-ariag and child-placing insti- ably he hardly knows until he looks them over ladmd-
7ut:ocs; that no soeh institutions shall be conducted with-' ually whether he is addressing his cabinet or the parlia-
cnt 1. cense and that menses shall be issued only to tzsse . mesr.
fi-'.-n 1 I -rn l FsSsTiBi 1 VWV WnsW I a. riiLj: 'SlMSi&F- i-1. cJ.I KAdSxV r in II ft -t;T7 ill vm I I Wl I I I ! I
m mmmm 0 1 mm .
I 13ah9 I C7 I T r555 7 fd ' II
I r3 " M" 'f-"r-UiX i
14
Years Ago Today
From Tie llermW ot
T-fclB Date. 1S05.
THE stato of siege ot St. Pete'stu "
is complete. Troop are In all ' '
Jihe streets but It la rumored thai I
out ot ten regiment are determine-
' not to shoot at the strikers. It sue
! .s true a merciless mob may break
out any moment. OthrwlM. tie c'.a-
!H be short and dec -.
Little information is ootainaD.o u
to the strike situatlm In other 'tii r-.
. .Ka IOTA fflCCI
1 K tf known. nw. . -7Lw
' inu-11 are taklne plae In many of Uie-
Another munlclsxil ticket ts In Ci
Me.u. Over ISO El Pa So la Us s
held a contention n the Masoi-
temple Sum'iy afternoon. At mm -women
were ?rot Of the. speecS-
es were made by Mrs. Thos. W. Fe n
ton Mrs C. A Peterson and Mrs. A.
M Alexander. A platform was adopt-
ed a resolution of greetings and sym-
pathy was ordered transmitted to the
Socialists of Russia and the toIlowTc
1 ticket was nominmir i.
Mayor. C. IS. Morrison; irii -x
uwe: assessor J W. Ellis: treas-
: v.- rmIih' for alderman. Jo
sepr'ste'.skal. G. A. Bahnert. W. J Mjl-
ner. r.ev. J. M. Martlnes. J. I. Kl nk
and Thos. J. Femora. .
Salts have been brought a;ratas'
both the Wigwam and the Astor Ho .s
proorletors and their bonding c"m-
oan'ies in the name of Texas for al-
lowing; gambling; to be conducted ia
their saloona In the epmpla!-t
against the Astor House JS.000 s
claimed six vlolotlons beins alleees
jin cot is claimed for the Wiewarc
a li't of alleged violations.
Be'anse of the conditions of tre f s-
trier court rtocaet a moveryeui wa
started today for the establishment o
! a third district court in El Paso a-
the weekly meetlne of the bar as- ' -
1 elation. Much opposition was ex
pressed oy several lawyers prrwni ic
caus of the -resent financial condwe-
of the connty.
The work of carrying; out the Yrri
project Is to begin at an early da-
Government specifications for to
work have been drawn np and c--traetors
are now Invited to make btd3
A rattlesnake farm of 20 acres Is t
be established near Niagara Gorga
Perry J. Hour of yew York who p
poses to produce the reptiles for
"Cow York restaurant market T-e-o
fat a growing demand In the Manhat'a-
cafes for the flesh of the rat le-
wn'eh ts not uniige tnac or a roas-e
ssckHng pic Mr. Hunt declares 'ha-
he eaa raise 5.000 rattlers ths Crx
year.
Postpones AnnweTsarq as
She Gels Hubbies Mixed
Bonner Springs Kant. Jan. 23 --
Bonaor Springs woman seven.
BMetks ago began to plan for her
wedding anniversary. She invited
large number of frlenda.
Today the invited guests were rr ra-
tified to receive word that the e- c- -had
aeon called off.
It was learned the woman
abseBtrntadedry selected the data C
Hor marriage to her first husbas'
Instead of her present husband. T"
Iktter event will not be for sere -a
months yet.
v-ti are highly certified to as to good character and re
sponsibility.
Terse biQs certainly aim at the better management of
Texas institutions. They were written with sense all the
-.17 through them aad they ought to be passed.
The right saate for bootleg Kqeor is "hen in a bottle."
And at that some people won't step until they catch hell.
A west Texan built himself a coffin and was buried in
it. He evidently beSeved if yon want a thing well done
do it yourself.
How are Texans to keep track of their cattle aropnz
all those skyscraping oil derricks? Somebody is always tak-
ing the joy out of life.
Lillle Interviews
Americans Must Supersede Huns In Regard of the Mexicans
Y.W.C.A. Departments Are Nearly All Self Supporting
Roundabout Town
Spirit of Real Democracy Permeates El Paso High School
Many of the National Guard Officers Fail To Make Good
n. n A If IIITIV
A VISIT to the high school some' tho Interested ones are told that they.ld. by th.ct that only a so-11
M. moraine dnrtntc assembly period must help to secure a m n.;ul. substantial proportion lacked
w.ll make an Paeoan prouder thatj iSs. Th. student I "SSSLSS!tS agavSt.
he is an m Pan. The several hun- much upon hi. or her own . -'"""".'TSod
dred boy. and girls of the student POJlilW "d JfV red 'unon the into federal service Is given as 1S.1M
Patter And Chatter.'.
body bright faced alert enthusiastic ! 'T?.???:
THE Germans have strategically recall that directly after the Obreson covered that the bans: naa laaen up a
I endeared OMcneetTes to the "U1 " -saDei rrageoy wos.
ve:. ican people. said Madaa Helen i I
Shrry." and the poetrJoa they occupy I "A funny thing happened the other
trust be replaced by the Americans. 1 day" saM county treasurer A. P-
I cw wowo buvwa mill ..en .
-r-e the Germans have met with de-
banks overlook a bet now and then
if. In fisMrag they can also be Oe- i the same as the rest of people. I
.-ed alonz that line. We must be ! made a remittance recently to cover
-:.!e to take the place with them that
"in German heretofore occupied."
"Although the T. W. c. A. Is an or
ciunatkra for the benefit of young
--omsnhood money I a very oeces-
feature." said Mrs. J A Raw lings
'or that Is what makes me thing go.
Tbe running expenses for the past
- ur has been about 10S. whleh was
much the same as before the new
building was constructed. Nearly
'te.-r department of the organization
- self sustaining at the present time."
: gc by the papers there have been
r Sue suits filed in the district
1-.T Ibt
raft 1
some interest coupons on county bonds
which were payable through a New
York bank. I received the coupons
and also a statement savlnrr that my
remittance was short to the extent of
one coupon. On counting them 1 dls-
IS coupon which would not mature
until 1318 and bore no Interest until
ifter maturity. Of course I returned
It as I hive no authority to pay the
county's obligations 30 years before
they are due. I have Just figured up
that If the bank cannot return this
coupon to the person who cashed It.
the bank will lose 37.50 In interest In
carrTint- the counon until It matures.
Now I want somebody else to figure
out whether it would be cheaper for
the bank to throw the coupon away
or carry it and collect it SO years
hence.
N'othlntr Is forced upon the
nnniia but all are encouraged io
will Immediately Impress the visitor eek- Boys and girls are told what a
to the handsome big auditorium for c.rtan -g-jr- the"
they fill both parquet and balcony and tasked If Uiey wlih to take It. Of
they radiate sunshine happiness and curse in the regular course all must
rteor j receive Instructions but there are
The visitor is impressed first "it 1 oTionct'x student"
the democracy ef It all: at the same aIHj assisted by parents and record
time with the splendid deportment and .teacher. Singing Is voluntary on the
excellent behaviour of the boys and Vonl we.V.n tnSr
girls. Probably much of it Is doe to.woric The orchestra Is made op ot
it. .u a' MunMiiMhin urtilrii nrin-4nal!tAinnMTB who nar for their own
A. H. Hoghey throws Into hi. remarks j 'ntmen.s-ye. th. ffM
.. 1 9 env rfnAanf shmilff fltHTcnt!! tO I -1 171 TWotAan savtll
IU1 1 aa. nuj kva-i.is s-sr " I OriTSIIlZaUUu S.UU J.ll CM L noi--- -
be 111 at ease the principal soon set3 T ot enl a satisfaction In mind
in- icciiue . . ".rvTibut a swelling oi tnc Cnm
as If he belonged with them yet with- i j utens to the harmony these boys
all exercising an air of authority that Ua gra produce.
is iic -i . I 11 IS ail Quiie umci en. uum
Th dmctnor of the Students IS L.t...i that TWIi nlrf hfm nntl Vfl
- ' . . tCIIVVs U- a us!. w " - - -
more xoai oi uuyo uu gin . ' all renietnbr so wen: t w a 0145
Ha- well Advises Farmers Not to Plant
Tc Much Forage For Valley Crop
Br ROIfXAXD IIARWEL l Connty Farm Adviser.
TUK present uncertainties in the ag-
ricultural outlook for 1919 would
ntv of Eastland during the 1 inj(.a(A . tx7c. rvmrc tn fniinw
nths." ald attorney W. W. I .a 4 M
V4-4srAs "Am off A-t fti kalnc mftrll. WOOIQ lBVOlTfl gClUug IBC lanucrD
co fret a special district court at Bast- tnoney into as many pockets a pos--nd
the county soat to clear up:sIWet Beyond the certainty that cer-
r&SSZSi S5&3m S5m P"-" n'y containing
TT-atter of eouree. to tbe great oil fat. and ol. are absolutely in demand
activity at Banger and in Eastland abroad. aoa that wheat prices for the
county. prosperity ana pieniy L M . kiii1 th.r.
isn't any great reason to believe that
the balance of our agricultural opera-
tions will find the same unqualified
demand ot the past season. There Is
a decided shortage in European oun-
tries of foods which with the right
-oi some year ago a business man t distribution would enable us to cai-
raveling during a number ot years in .cuiaie maximum proaocuon whemi
ilexica. "I happened to be in El Paso fear of ill effects but factors enter
1-sa :han a quarter century ago when into the situation which for the time
' s?.w a similar banquet being given being at least argue for a more or
: Ei F o In the same hotel to Gen. less conservative procedure.
nhnvM slso of the Mexican i It appears that a warning to the
i-rr. The same sieches made onjone crop specialist at present is well
".e f i . '"21 MO n oi tne uprcson Mniiwit'wiTiKu npciwuj i . . .u. uuy iu
ouH have dene quite as well for tbejvolves shipment without tbe locality.
. i. i hair. Inst looked on I will bet The nesIbllitieB of failure in ade-
fioee to a penny. There were the samejquate marketing more than offset the
xpressiuns of Internationa! good certainties of production. The warn-
protection of each other's inter-' Ing that would particularly apply to
tt& isomenow i. ISO! saa mar lui a u i cwmi) bwuu. iu w imi ul ail
tnoney and litliratlon seem to so to-
gether somehow."
T Just looked Into the dining room
f tne Paso del Norte hotel at the ban-
quet being given Gen. Castro of the
3Jxlean army and Gov. Ortlx. of the
state of Chinuanua- said J. t. lritz
Uncie Walt's Denatured Poem.
Dirt Roads
respect for rather than fear of their
nrlncioL It Is nil "o different from the
old day. of eine-le classeB In single
rooms each nomtnaiea Dy me iron
will of tbe master who scan ely ever
gave sn opportunity to the puolls for
Individual effort but who rather re-
sented anv seemin? intolerance of bis
domination and dictation. Indlvldaal
effort of the pupils was curbed: they
were given what the master thonght
best for them. T.'kes and dislikes
were seldom consulted.
In the modern high school the is l
Paso high school there Is such a
democracy that tbe pu"!l. themselves
are as much in evidence in the busl-
THE hiehwav rnflmoe east asd west is but a sad asd sorry jest In dxouthy
1 seasons H wiH do; then motor cars along it cboe and loaded teams climb
ip its hills asd dislecate no poles or thills. And this is why I sometimes say
he govenuseat shook! do away with rain and moisture of that stamp so that
he road may not get damp. For when the water dnps and pelts that dog-
one highway simply melts Hke sugar in a cup of tea and there's no thorough-
are to see. Setae drowning mules we may behold and autos from the cul-.-erts
rolled si swearing men who ply the jaw and say there ought to be a
ew. Wrve mown in mitHens core or less to make that road a big success.
SVve graded and we've plowed and dragged we've engineered and cussed and
bragged we're fOBBdered horses by the herd to make the highway less absurd.
And when the weather's good and dry it pleases the aesthetic eye; it's scrapd
and manicured so nice we think if a surely worth the price; we bowl along its
'usty miles our faces wreathed in beaming smiles. Then Plurius uncorks his
roe-h. it rains and all the stuff is off. I wonder if well ever rise unswerving
-rpose in our ayes and build the kind of roads that last through vernal rain more diversified system but more
rS wtntrc Mast' Idivers'fled practice in use of tbe al-
r 3 wintry mast. .. Ifalfa can certf.nlv be accomplished
i-epyrtgnt. by George Matthew Aeajns. WALT MASON. fy con- denr; 'he va'.je ef the live
overproduction of forage crops such
as we have naa auring tne past sea-
son. With tbe prospect as favorable
as they are for a successful crop over
the droutn stricken area or ia
an-1 neighboring states together with
the natural tendency of these people
to conserve in matters of anything but
the absolutely necessary leads us to
believe that unauallfled expansion
along forage lines is risky. Again we
are lively to miss In rjart some or tne
good enecis or governmental coop-
eration and supervision in tbe distri-
bution of our products and must
therefore be prepared to eliminate the
necessity lor tnls as muon as pos
sible.
A w-fse nroirram in this county
would appear to be one that would
take care a. far as possible first of
our own needs on the farm In our food
stuffs for both man and animal then
to supply our local territory wttn tne
same character of food stuff as tar a.
noaaible." Alter this Has Deeu aone
there will annear another opportunity
of selling .products In tbetr finished
form. The local canning piani can
sell part of our vegetables in a fin-
ished form at a profit to the farmer
much more readily than the same
can be sold as perishables once the
local market is satisneo. a pan i
our grain and forage crops can cer
tainly be marketea in tne torm or an-
imal products to far better advantage
If conditions of the last year no lon-er
prevail. The dairy industry tbe-hog.
and the poultry Industry will offer
attractive lorms xor uiis conversion.
Another way In which farm rev-
enues can be increased in face or the
oresent outlook is the matter of In
creasing production by means of the
planting ot better seeds: the adoption
of good culture methods and the
possible development In Insect con-
trol By Increasing production In this
manner we can afford to sell given
Quantities for less money and still
show good financial returns. Tbe ex-
pense In producing forty bushels of
corn to tne acre as conirastea wiin
20 or 20. im nowhere near In propor
tion to the increase. This same state-
ment can be applied to practically all
of our field eroTjs. which are certainly
not at maximum production consistent
wim possintuues.
Alfalfa areas cannot be reduced sud
denly in order to take advantage of
nes. meeting of an assembly as the i tlonal guard was drafted into federal
arhMi tirtHt! inniMinmBti re-! service. 1513 of Its officers had been
gardlng school Liberty bond pay- i ellmlna-ed. Brig. Gen. John W. Heavey
ments. football activities and clisa chief of the bureau or militia airairs
nui i.n nm ail mad hv th tmint . uM In his recent annual report.
personnel. The principal Invites them ! These included one major general. IS
to make such announcements. When ! brigadier and it colonels. The large
closse. are discussed.
who Is Interested in
officers and 167 "2 enlisted men.
Daddr. lets nlsy Pm married and
yon are working for me fixing my
aotomoaiiB.-' saia lume
Chris.
mlnm and fix my au
tomobile for my wife.
she's gone downtown and
t ttn.l to co for a ride
be Tore she gets back. She
took the baby with her to
a picture show. I donf
mind her havln a good
time when I want to go
ont. Oh gee. there's Ln.
rtlle. X gotta co daddy.
We'll play like I'm mar
ried some otner umc
H IL J.
-v.. .h.ta mn)r of the United
State array has teen executed state
the beginning of the war because of
the commission of a "purely military
offense." Ma). Gen. Crowder. Judge ad
vocate general declares in
anal report to the secretary of war.
just wnat aoe. oe mean
.
The galley boy says If somebody
vrlll savr him from his friends he
will take a chance with his ene-
It is tfrange. but (rue trial more men
than aomen tpM stop tn front of a
Bindois daphts of lingcne.
jt a
Sister Susie who sewed for soldiers
Is now making antes wru mm.
ram ttibi rw a nip. THU CANDI
TIATIC POR OVFIPE WHO HASN'T A
SKELETON IN HIS CLOSET.
Every person who talks to himself
! not crTv Sometime be Is Just
number of officers dropped could be paying tribute to an appreciative
vance for the youngster of today one vocate
kai tia vAone-srers ox vesieraay can
thoroughly appreciate and over which
they are more tnan pieaseu.
t never knew what sort of a
fellow I was cntl! this ramp-ilm
opened" said mayor Davis. Xow
I find that I have caned every-
thing that hnrt the city from
closing the port of Jnnrea and
shutting off the drinks of EI Pnso-
lii to changing the draft law to
Include men from IS to 45."
Within nine months after the na-
By WILLIAM F. KIRK
' The Peace Conference.
"AT thu big Peace Blowout" laid eld EEim De Witt
""They onjfet to Ester! mostly to tie fignters wno fit.
I fit a! through the civil war and I'd jest Eke to rsentioa
I knew what I was fihtiD: for and why I draw my pension!
Fine tpeakin' and fine writm are good thing in a way
But the folks that done the fightin' ought to have a little say!
"MOW me and my wife's mother has a battle now and then
'Cause married women's mothers kin da. lap fer married ratal
And when it comes to makin' np it always spoil the deal
When my wife or some ontader has to make their Ettle spiel!
I hold ifs brae as Scripture that skee Hector was a pop
The folks that does the fightin' onght to do the makin np!
"THIS world is ful of mortals that has nerer fought a Ede
But Bke to do the taJkin' when the shot quits esmin' thick.
II bet at this peace conference there'll be some grand Hoae Guards
That want to tel the others just how to play their cards!
Bat old Clem he's a wise oue! Hell step these gabbEn' geese!
The folks that done the fightin' ought to make the terms of Peace!"
vsnrsllst .-. MI'MI I
thin or that and ' satisfactorily explained Gen. Heavey 'l'stener.
stock in Its consumption. Other crops T
will permit or a ready reaajusttneiu
and change ran be made which will
enable as to furore a possible loss on s
one of our operations without disrupt- 2
ing our nnanciai staDUixy. in snm-
mary the sue pes ted program is simply
this: Peed ourselTeg and families. 1
then feed our neibhArins city rtts-1
DO YOU REMEMBER?
D
O YOU nB31C3IBEn? -Vow honest- world art ually beloueed to him- hot
iy.
fe upv 1 on were a aewipa- nn. .
ii.i ill iu .tuv tnr mitrtln -per man In those days a sort or a hear some other sound. Oh. tragedy
food materials Into the finished form:! cub reporter Ton knew yon ivere alt of tragedies yon recognised Its Im-
pas. part or our product tnrongn ht respect ond you nl.kcd tp?7.'r""'n"'c rmenior-. . j..-
tbe local canning plant. anJ Increase '"1 "J . m . . ed like a damper on your high str-ng
production to be able to sell at a lother people would hurry on and real- Verve and romantically ronndlnc
lower figure. If nece-arv. This pro-! lie it so that you could get more heart What wonld you dot You
cedure may be characterised as theajarT but you could jjet loads of owed a ten spot to each of the only
sale lai-mintr nroKTam xor r.i iiwj . .. . - u mrtj "ww"
county for the coming season.
pnsses to (he theater and Isabetle.
at IsabellCs
Genevieve et nl wonld let yon sit ln lk irnlst yon knew that It hnd
front of their fire n few evenings be- 1 been Invoiced not so very long ago at
hi real aoiiank tin. mux narrninit.
yon nervously glanced
I Genevieve et m wouia lei yon sn in
SPLIT PAYMFNT OF TAX
NOT FAVORED IN AUSTIN '""'"'ey " mon Tent-VvhaTonTd you JoT-Then.
The plan of Dr. John F. Edgar of th E t""e'-TO "Jrj '"'Z'r
ci i-aso. maoe 10 sennir iv. jt. mii bli-. ta.t It nss ""' street ear ami then yon neuru
that a law be enacted for the payment j m 7"' . " rJZla 1 1!b'"e "t " Oh nil! come on.
of ronntv and state taie- one half in ttr T""" -"'"ern who was booked roIIoTr I nm going to catch that
of county and state taxe.. one Bair in t fvWa a lhe Crnnanil r. ra rttht in front of oor
January and one half in June instead i I house- Now n yon wntrbed her
of frrfni- them all fall due ln January. I' 'rislntllv lift n her skirts and trot out
v. . w.. v : the big date for Friday night. Finally f lh ' fnr lh.. nr and fol-
Friday night come you pot on the Umri her trending aetaally on lr
inonues ana eiioro win n- smn ng uura dcvk "" I bearing the two 3A cent pieces dang.
have the committee agree on tbe re- you took the trolley to the suburb
h.M. Ti It. 1 1 llv.d ontl -vnn can still
port. Mr. Dudley writes. His letter. . BOW -d beautiml
follows: !she looked as she came out on the
"J have nlaced vonr nlan before tne t nimd tn m.i nn
proper committee In this body and If I you then cansht the 7:30 cor back
I can get tnem to agree to report sucn j te city Yon dldnt notlee the
a bill will have one drawn tnougn l small clouds gathering on the distant
doubt whether I can get tnem to ao horizon The play it as grand "The
this as some of them have already ivay to Win a Woman." I believe It
stated that they do not favor It and'.. You thonght that the wonderful
It Is useless to try to get a bill bero reminded yon of YOl' and ysu
through where the committee will not Were. oh! so happy and when the won-
recommend it. In fact you cannot get!ierful climax came yon took Iss-
it on the floor of the senate without belle's hand and you were sure that
It is so recommended ...'you felt n welcoming pressure ond
-You may rest assured that I will Jam chest swelled and yon sat np so
OO wau A call . U jvm mu
fore the proper authorities.-
A Fable For 1919.
A LION walking down the line beheld a Jackass looting fine. "Good monvrg.
Jack!" said the King of Beasts. "Have you sworn off oa midnight feasts
Have you renounced ail stage door dates where tmbUiac; beauty eoogregates?"
"I have my friend" the Jack replied. "I've sworn to let alt folly slide.
I've sworn to quit all soag and play I never liked fun anyway. Ill smile
not thrornrh Ninenteen-Nincteen- IU bean upon no dark-eyed queen. Ill wear
the well known cloth of sack and be the ssdnUiest kind of Jack! Ill be so good
that through the years therell be a halo ob ray ears!"
Two weeks eta peed and one nne any tne uon neara inc. jsexass n-ay.
"Ah!" be exclaimed in deepest pain "old .Jack has fallen off again!" But when
he found his saintly friend and sought his comfort to extend be found the
Jackass with no jag on. still perched serenely oa the wagon.
MORAL: Xo Jackass breaks Us vow
i "imigh many a man could show him how!
SONGS OF SACRIFICE.
I.
Tneie was a yonne; gill named Lear
Who had sworn off on gam for one year.
Bnt she t hewed ap a heap
Of gam in her sleep.
For she dreamed Niaeteen-Twesty was here!
IL
A lovely young girl nasied Lake
Had sworn off en pistry aad cake.
"When I eat it" said she
"I snore in High C
And keep all them nei(hbrs awake!"
line In your rlsht hand trooser poefcetj
remember how sweet and beautiful ! fB yeswvow himt-tly l-nt It
a pretty good world after nil: t. A.
EL PASO HERALD
DEDICATED TO TUB SKR1( E OF THE rEOPI.K. Til T SO GOOD CAT. SB
auALL l.. I tv iinnrim Am thai- mi ill
yoT TimiVB rxorposRo.
n.
I). Slater editor and controlling owner has d I reeled The Herald for t
years! J. C. UH-iarls Is Mnnnger aad fi. Vtsrtli. Is Xcws Bailnr.
MBMRF.R ISSOtltTEU I'ltKSS. tMRRirs. XEWSPtPCR PI BUSIIERS'
ASSIHl T10N. AND At PIT Bl RBAU OF CinCtL.VriOX.
THE ASStK-IATED PRESS U excla-lrelj entitled to the use for pjh"Kt -o cr s-
news dlspstchss credited to it or not otherwise crsdstsd tn this paper ana s-o
the Iocs! pw pnbkshed herda
KANY FL PAS0NS BELONG
TO ROCKY MOUNTAIN CLUB
A recent membership list of the
Rocky Mountain club of New York
composed of men from the west who
either make their homes In New York I
or visit there often shows a number
of El Pasoans as members. Among
them are the following: Charles Bie-
sei. w. js. iirarr. 1111am rin. ttd. ct-pcmirrinx r i Hrsitt. nn ?- ... . -
2- h.Frri- Cbarle. Fbwlee Donald Wednesday and Week -End issues will be mailed for J no per
G. Gillies. Walter L. Koblberg. Ocorge 1 vrlc.Rnrt edition onlv ner rear. ii.OO.
VN INDErENOEJJT DAILY NEWSrAPER The El Paso Heral-J eti
llshed ln March. 1831 The El P Herald include also by avsorr- cu
and succession. The Daily News lie Telegraph. Tbe Telegrar T-o
Tribune Tbe Graphic The Sun. The Advertise.- Tts Independent "
joarn ai. Tne Kepnoncan. -ine pu.ienn.
''ear.
straight and yon knew that you looked 1
so handsome that if any real thea-j
Mm manal- nannnt ..Hmi YAK 1
r 4nr:riT.Tr:ii'r- l . . .. - . . ' t . w . .. i. i -. i
The largest steel arch ln existence -stage too. R Morehead. Chicles M. Newman. K-"'" IP ' '"' ""V f v -ea-.-ea
i. vtoii Cste hriilee in New York. The orchestra Tilsred one of thoselEurt Om.iorff. William E. Pomeroy. snd complete news report by Associated Press Leased -Pfr-e atf-oc i
tin before the TTnited States I wonderful marches as the theater was iV.-ullim J uuiglv Edwin P P.an. ..orrespoT-erts covering Artxona. .e-v -Mexico west Texas.
entered tje war This brHse hss a being emptied that would make aiClj-ssea S. Stewart and Robert I
; a- cf I'l" f"ft n-d cut j:T.00n "00 loan of OO feel like 33. nod 3 tfke the 'Krakantr
covering Artsona e-v Mexico west Texas. ex -a.
Washington. D C. and New York. Entered at the roMdj;c o CI Paso.
Texas 31 ecnnd Cists Matter.
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