The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 12, No. 34, Ed. 1 Saturday, August 13, 1932 Page: 3 of 4
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PAGE THREE
PEDAGOGUES FORM THIRD
PEDAGOGUES FORM
PARTY; PROMULGATE
(EXCLUSIVE LOOSE WIRE
REPORT)
"fleinj.; of sound mind and flut-
ter pocketbooks, we. the Teachers
of the United States of America,
do hereby ordain and establish the
following planks in this our plat-
form :
"First—"VVe demand that here-
after all teachers be paid only in
scrip; provided, that such scrip be
made a legal medium of exchange
in the payment of all contracted
debts.
"Second—Be it resolved that all
teachers wear green wrist-watches
on their left wrists, and wear cot-
ton hose, the first in remembrance
of prosperity, and the second in
spite of the cotton crop.
"Third—We demand that all wo-
men teachers have long hair, coif-
fure to suit the individual, but with
at least six curls, real or artificial,
each ear being accentuated by at
least one curL This article was
adopted because of the most beau-
tiful girl on the East Texas State
Teachers College Campus. (You're
curious now ain't you?)
"Finally—Be it resolved that the
Nine-Tenths rule be abandoned,
and that post oak be used for
planks in the agreement of any two
teachers without the aid of a com-
munity barbecue,"
Committee on Platform Drafting
"fourth—Be it resolved that un-
der no conditions shall teachers of
physics and teachers of physical
education have othfer than strict
business relations.
"Fifth—We hereby declare that
hereafter the expression "sway-
back" he applied only to cows and
cullud washerwomen.
"Sixth—Be it resolved that all
teachers suffering from Black-
board Complexion be sent a fire-
prevention poster and a fly-swat-
ter, with the condolence of the par-
ticular board of Trustees engraved
in mulberry juice.
"Seventh—Be it known that all
_teachers who attend summer school
arrange their schedules such that
no conflicts will interfere with their
greatest aim in life, whatever that
is.
"Eighth—Be it resolved that com-
mon sense be discarded and that
the curves of probability be used
in grading all students; it saves
worry as to whether the subjects
were put over or not."
—Prom The East Texan.
Exes and What They
Are Doing
Charles C. Willis, -ay, has re-
turned for a second contract with
the Pan-American Petroleum Com-
pany, Aruba, Dutch West Indies.
Dorsett Risinger, former major
in Tarleton cadet corps, may be
reached at Trujica, Guatemala,
Central America.
Samuel Norman, of the Landry
and San Gabriel farms, Puerto
Barrios, Spanish Honduras, Central
America, is attending the Tarleton
summer school.
Ben Ellis Burgess, '29, has re-
turned to his home at South Bend,
lifter completing a contract with
the United Fruit Company. He was
stationed at Tela, Spanish Hon-
duras.
David Smith, '29, has returned
home from Panama where he did
agricultural work.
Charles Ward, '28, is at home af-
ter completing a contract with the
Chiciqui Farms in Panama.
Alpha Peck, ex-Tarletonite, B. S,,
M. S„ Agricultural and Mechanical
College of Texas, has accepted the
principalship of the Olpin high
school, Olpin, Texas.
Jemes H. Stewart and his wife,
Mrs. Mary Cleveland Stewart, can
be reached by their friends anoth-
er year at Aledo, Texas. Mr. Stew-
art is principal of the Aledo sen-
ior high school and director of
athletics in the sime school.
Clark Titus nrc! Voyd Browning,
ex-Tarleton students, are teaching
in the grade? of El Paso city
schools.
Miss Elisabeth Zandt, '30, is a
member of the faculty at Hatch,
New Mexico.
Miss Mary Waurine Hunter, of
Joshua, Texas, has returned to Tar-
leton for work in the summer
school.
Prize-Winning Cow
Gets Recognition In
The Jersey Bulletin
Nobleman's Katy Lee, 5-year-old
Jersey cow owned by John Tarle-
ton Agricultural College and the
youngest Medal of Merit cow in
Texas, wag accorded a full page in
the Jersey Bulletin of July 27, in
an article writtep by Jesse Mary
Hill of the American Jersey Cattle
Club.
Classified and Persona!
VIDETTES WANT FALL CAMP
Since the Vidette Company was
organized last fall several mem-
bers have been looking forward to
having a camp at Mineral Wells
this fall. It had been the custom
to have this camp and there were
many material benefits reaped
from it. Besides this, the boys had
an opportunity to learn more in
detail the' basic military. He came
into closer contacts with his pro-
fessors and commanders and with
the spirit of the Vidette to try he
soon mastered the fundamentals of
drill.
There was a great deal of fun
about the camp, too. Boys that
were not inclined to take jokes
were broken fronv their surliness.
Come on, all you ex-Videttes and
prospective members of the com-
pany, Talk Camp.
Last Friday, August 4, Company
D, 142 Infantry left for a two
weeks' encampment on the Gulf.
Camp Hulen the former Camp Pa-
lacios, is where the boys are lo-
cated. The company in past years,
has been given a very excellent
rating in all forms of competition
in which they have entered. Keep
up the. good work, boys. The local
company has about sixty-five men
in it and about two-thirds of the
boys are students and ex-students
of Tarfeton. The major officers are
L. G. Rich, captain; Oscar Fraz-
ier, first lieutenant; and Marvin
Kay, first sergeant.
BALONEY
A freshman passes all of his
work."
An old student goes back to his
alma mater and does not see any
of his old classmates.
All persons think that summer
sciiool is a snap.
Midnight oil is cheap.
College life is dull and uninter-
esting.
Men are the only people that are
conceited.
Contract bridge can be thorough-
ly mastered in thirty minutes.
A bath should not be taken but
once every two weeks.
Always hang your head down
when walking around, for some day
you might find a nickel.
Do not conserve your energy;
you will not need it tomorrow.
Risk everything, for you can't
lose.
Spend the dollar that you made
today; when the depression is over
it may be worth only fifty cents.
JOKES
"Just another city slicker," mut-
tered the farmer as he put on the
mail order raincoat.
Cartooning; Done Cheap
Models Wanted
Apply Miss Nona Wilson
Art Teacher
WANTED
ANTIDOTE POR
HENPECKEDNESS
A. A, McSweeny
Expert in Splicing
Bathing Suits
Lula C. Gough
La Rue Hardin
G-S.BETS HER
PUBLIC
The Man Behind the
Gun!
George 0. Ferguson
Phyehological Analysis
Made Free Two o'Clock Next
Week
Mar jie Brown
A. H. WILCOX
Department of
Education
Benson Beauty
PERMANENT WAVES AT
BARGAIN PRICES
795 Tarleton Ave. — Phone 209
Salesman: "Hello little hoy. Is
your mother at home?"
Little Boy: "Say, man, do you
think that I am cutting grass for
my health?"
Anyone W anting to Buy
A Fat Hog See???
"How come you on probation?"
"Cause I took a girl out for a
ride."
"What's wrong with that?"
"Nothing, but the dean picked
her up as she was walking home,"
Since the men are learning to
can, Miss Vaughan figures
spinach and soup will he good
dishes hereafter.
"My little daughter has swal-
lowed a gold piece and has got to
be operated on. I wonder if Dr.
Robinson is to be trusted?"
"Without a doubt. He's abso-
lutely honest."
THE CROSS DRUG STORE
Phone 36
THE HOLT DRUG STORE
Phone 71
The "Gold Dust Twins," Harris
and Harris, have made their last
appearance together. Melvin is liv-
ing in Brownwood now.
Senior: "How do you like my
room as a -whole?"
Freshman: "As a room it is not
so good, but as a hole it is not so
bad."
And the sweet young thing
thought that the Pied Piper was a
drunken plumber.
Gangster: "Say good bye to the
lady son."
Son: "Scram, lady SCBAM."
He: "Do you know the difference
between a horse and a man?"
She: "No, what is it "
He: "Gee, you must have some
swell dates."
He: "It wouldn't be much trou-
ble for us to' get married. My
father is a minister."
She: "O.K. let's try It, my dad ig
a lawyer."
I Will Relieve You
of All Your Old and New Coins
McMahan
Marr Service Sta.
Firestone Tires and Batteries
GOOD GULF GAS AND
MOTOR OILS
3-
AUNT I.TJCY!
Anyone wishing to hear me preach
on tlie causes and cures of the
present economic depression, be
sure and attend morning and eve-
ning services at the city taber-
nacle, Let your heart be in the
right place and bring a $ for con-
tribution. Opening hymn, 1 'Let
the moonshine in.".—R. L. Mc-
Coilum.
Bliss Ju Ju Myers is carrying
four subjects. Three of them are
school subjects and the fourth one
is being1 taught by Vernon Wood-
ard, "a course in S.A."
Miss Margaret Bierschwale will
visit in Mason, with her parents
during the vacation time.
Aunt Lucy will spend her vaca-
tion in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
FOR SALE
Seven-Year-Old Jersey Cow, producing thirty to thirty-five pounds
of milk a day, sixth month of lactation; has been In College dairy
herd past three years; owned by student; must sell. Write DAYTON
CAREELL, Box 123, Tarleton Station, Texas.
VISIT THE VARSITY SHOP
Good Eats—Good Drinks—Everything for the Student
COURTESY — SERVICE — QUALITY
Phone 244
Save money by buying your furniture, stoves and
household equipment at Livingston's New and
Second-Hand Store next to Tribune Office.
William Sansing who had missed
chapel last Tuesday maraing rush-
ed up to Lyon Stinson later in the
day and asked him what happened
at chapel.
'Aw Dean Davis spoke," re-
plied Stinson.
"What was the gist of his
speech?" asked Bill.
"Jist awful," solemnly replied
Stinson.
Mrs, Glyndon Burns, formerly
Miss Gayle Smythia, who attended
John Tarleton during '29 and '31,
was a visitor in Stephenville this
week. She has been working- with
her husband on a vaudeville circuit
in an act entitled "Glyndon and
Gayle" since her marriage last
October. Mrs. Burns was a visitor
in the College Tuesday morning.
Harry Stefani's mother and sis-
ter from Galveston visited with
him Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Paige Barrel], formerly
Miss Luceil Moss, was visiting in
Tarleton Tuesday afternoon. Lu-
ceil was connected with the staff
last winter.
Antiques for Sale
Broken Dishes—VERY CHE A?
Cracked—Cheap
Chipped—10% Off
G. Short, dietitian
Capt. Jno. W. Smith
Selling Preferred Stock in
"THE GLEN ROSE SALVE
COMPANY''
FOR, NEW and SECOND-HAND
RATS
Inquire at Botany Department
Mr. English
Haynes & Tucker
EABE1TEY
SKOTSXBIDGE, TEXAS
Any Information
On EPILEPSY APPKECIATED
Be a PnMic Speaker Overnight!
Guaranteed Remedies for
Bald-Headed Men.
Charlie Wilkins
THIS SPACE DEDICATED TO
CAPTAIN HARRY A. BAKER
BY THE PHYSICISTS
Lela Baker says that she will
"haye the pleasure of teaching at
Frog Hollar this next year."
Miss Amra# Dare Adams, a stu-
dent of 19'11-','12 was seen on the
campus Tuesday.
WHEN REGISTERING
Don't Forget to Sign Up for College Physics
"For More and Better Physicists."
THE DEPARTMENT OF PHYSICS
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The J-TAC (Stephenville, Tex.), Vol. 12, No. 34, Ed. 1 Saturday, August 13, 1932, newspaper, August 13, 1932; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth140161/m1/3/: accessed July 8, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Tarleton State University.