The Hereford Brand (Hereford, Tex.), Vol. 82, No. 171, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 3, 1983 Page: 3 of 10
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The final sketch, "The
Typical Christian Home,”
will be given by Heather Gee,
Mary Ruth Hammon, Brian
Stanaland, Daniel Watkins.
Now Southland Life
offers you the best
of both worlds
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to five times a
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Eric Murray. Don Carl Tar-
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Mumau are the characters in
The Meat Locker" and Andy
Stengel will direct that play.
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Youth from the Church of
the Nazarene will present a
dinner theatre including six
dramatic sketches with the
theme 'The Truth About Ge-
nuine Simulated Diamonds"
on Friday at 7 p.m. in the
Family Life Center of the
church. Ironwood and La
Plata.
Cost is $5 for a meal and the
plays. All proceeds will go to
help sponsor the L.I.F.E.
youth program To purchase
tickets, call the church at
364-8303.
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"The Food Line" will be
presented by Cindy Me-
Crackern, Daniel Watkins.
Michelle Ford. Wendy Mor-
rison, Amanda Tackett,
Delight Thames, Laura
Thames, and Sandy Hope,
with Cathy MeCathern direc-
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SPRING FASHION PREVIEW SECTION
Sunday March 20th.
A special in-depth preview of fashion trends, both abroad and in the United States, as well as new lines offered by local retail merchants
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Helen Bishop, Gene Bishop,
Leona Sowell, Lydia Hopson.
Ruth Rogers, Verna Sowell,
Dorothy I.undry. Peggy
l Ninons, Fred Ruland, Sadie
coffee is $2 75
Noble Grand lavita Fit-
zgerald presided as reports
were made on sick members
and friends Sixteen visits
and 15 cheer cards were
reported.
Rehearsal of the memorial
service for the state meeting
was held
A love gift was sent to a
new Rebekah Lodge and $15
was sent to the Old Fellow
homes for the purchase of
towels and wash cloths
Hereford’s First City Wide STYLE SHOW March 9th at 7:30 p.m.
At the Hereford Community Center The public is cordially invited and there will be no admission charge
Hke most women I have become paranoid about crime.
I lock my house every time I go to the garbage can. set
the burglar alarm when I go for the mail, and lock my car
every time I get gas
To date. I have been locked out of my house 14 tunes,
have been charged for five false alarms, and required the
services of a locksmith on eight occasions to get me into
my own car This preves something The world is safe
from me!
If there's one thing that ticks me off about the whole
crime scene, it‛s the way other people whom I don’t even
know have had a profound effect on my life.
To begin with. I carry around more keys then a school
janitor I have a key for my luggage, a key for the gas
tank, a key for the safety deposit box and a key to the box
that holds all of my extra keys
The keys have two things in common They all look alike
and they never open what I want to get into.
Secondly, I have been forced by bad people roaming the
streets to get a dog that barks whenever he hears a noise
Unfortunately, this noise can be as inaudible as the sigh of
a bored cricket at 3 a.m. This will cause the dog to jump
higher than the window sill. The dog never barks at
strange people Only family
Thanks to evil lurking around every corner. I have had
to install dead-bolt locks on all our doors Dead bolts were
never meant to be taken seriously as a deterrent against
crime. The) were originally invented to measure the
limits of human stress At one point when I could not find a
key I found myself on my hands and knees signing for
flowers through a dog door
Robberies have also turned me into a crazy person
every time I leave the house. The house must look like it is
occupied by five or six people who work from home There
should be no exposed windows but lots of lights No
newspapers in the driveway A car in the garage
ALWAYS A sign on the front lawn that says this house
will break your eardrums if you turn the door knob
Possibly the worst thing crime has done for me is to turn
me into an unlisted number in the phone book, living in a
house without a name, who is afraid to open the door to a
person who might need help
Sometimes, I think the rats are winning
Characters in "The Unpar-
donable Pastoral Sin" are
Leia Duggan, Tammy
Thompson, Angie Rickman,
and director Carol Haile
Jerry Brock will direct "C.B
Christian,” portrayed by
Brett Clements, Carol Estes.
Charles White, and Dawn
Wright.
"The Car Pool" will be
dramatized by Truman
McKinney, Cody Davis,
George Bermundez, Shawna
Umsted, and Melanie Davis.
Director is Kathy Douglas
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Beth Hall was hostess to
Ms Fitzgerald, Mary Belle
Manning, Roberta Cutubs.
Elmer Combs, Eugenia
Brown, C D Fitzgerald,
Sadie Shaw. Ben Conklin,
David Rettman, Karrol Rett-
man. Faye Brownlow, Susie
Curtsinger, Guy Lawrence,
Bessie laurence. Anna Con-
klin
PATIENTS IN HOSPITAL
Inf Girl Arellano. Michael
Baca. Manuel Barba. Bever-
ly Brockett, G.A Brown.
Leora Calhoun
Melinda Carbajal. Duna
Cavin, Bob Clark, O.C Cum-
mings. Elio Del Toro. Retha
Fry
Delores Garza, Inf Girl
Garza, Rosa Garza. Inf Boy
Garza. Edna Gonzales, Inf
Girl Gonzales
Marlin Guardiola. L.V
Bennington. Josephine Her-
nandez. Inf Boy Hernandez.
Alta Hodges
Lonie Hutton, W M
Clayton Jobe. Verna Kenny.
Alex Johnson, Sue Malamen,
Hanna Malouf. Irma Men-
doza, Inf Boy Mendoza
Emma Mooser, Silvia
Moreno. Gloria Ortiz, Inf.
Boy Ortiz. Grace Parker.
Johnny Pena. Lola Christine
Petree.
Glenda Rusher. Thomas
Rodriquez, Joe Rogers,
Carmen Sartuche, Toby Tor-
res. Grace Vannoy
Eunice Woodford, Franks
Vera. Rebecca Sanchez, Inf.
Boy Sanchez
i Which actor was nor born
in New York City’ (a)
Efrem Zimbalist b) Don
Rickles < Redd Foxx
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is from which popular musi-
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Man of La Mancha ici
South Pac ific
3 What was President
Rutherford B Hayes mid
die name’ (a) Binkton (b)
Birchard (c) Buchanan
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St Anthony's Parent
Teacher Organization will
sponsor its monthly paper
drive this weekend.
Residents are encouraged to
bring bundled newspapers
and other non-glossy papers
to a truck parked on the St
Anthony's School parking lot
anytime Saturday or Sunday.
\ reminder not to forget the Shaw. Ada Hollabaugh, Ur-
chili supper was the order of salee Jacobsen. Billie Sims,
business at the regular and Nellie Beauford.
meeting of Hereford Rebekah Also to visitors. Charlie and
Lodge No 228 Tuesday even- W ilma W ise. Juanita Rud and
ing Geneva Williams from
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Nigh, Bob. The Hereford Brand (Hereford, Tex.), Vol. 82, No. 171, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 3, 1983, newspaper, March 3, 1983; Hereford, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1430201/m1/3/: accessed June 25, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Deaf Smith County Library.