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EL PASO HERALD
Week-End Edition December 4-5 1920.
The Wonderful Stories Of "OZ" - B L-Frank Baum
rIE scenic effect from this alti-
tude. Is marvelous" commented
the educated Woggle-Bug as the;
re lie alone.
' Never mind the cenerv said th-
Scarecrow. "Hold on tight or you
"ay Pfi a tumble Tne Thins; seen.-
to rock badiy "
7t will be dark soon" said Tip ob-
serving that the sun was low on tht
horizon. "Perhaps we should have
wal ted until morn i ng. I wonder 1 1
the Gump can fly in the night
"I ve been wondering that myself"
returned the Gump quietly. "You
ip' this is a new experience to me
I used to have leys that carried me
swiftly over the ground. But now
try legs feel as if they were asleep."
"They are." said Tip. "We didn't
bring 'em to life.'
"You're expected to fly." explained
the Scarecrow "not to walk."
"We can walk ourselves said the
TTngg-Bug.
' t begin to understand what Is re.
q-'Td of me" remarked the -Gump.
' e 1 will do my best to please yon"
an! he flew on for a time in silence
Presently Jack Pumpkinhead be-
came uneasy.
"I wonder if rldinjp through the air .
!s liable to spoil pumpkins" he said.
"Not unless you carelessly drop
Tcrur head over the aide" answered
the Woggle-Bug. "In that event your
bead would no locyer be a pumpkin
for it would be a squash."
"Have I not asked you to restrain
the unfeeling jokes?" demanded Tip
Poking at the Woggle-Bug with a
severe expression. (
"You have: and I've restrained a
good many of them replied the in
ect "But tnere are opportunities
Tor so many excellent pans in oar
language that to an educated per-
son like myself the temptation to
express them is almost irresistible."
' People with more or less education
discovered those pans centuries ago"
said T:p. "
"Are you sure? asked the Woggle-
Bnj with a startled looX.
"Of course I am" answered the boy.
"An educated Woggie-Bug may be a
new thing but a W aggie-Bug educa-
ior. is as old as the hills fudging
from the display you make of It."
T in?ct seemed much impressed
by i'iis rernarK and for a time main-
tained a meek silence.
The Scarecrow. In shifting his seat
s?w npon the cushions the pepper-box
'Th'ch Tip had cast aside and began
to examine it.
Throw it overboard. said the boy:
"it's quite empty now. and there's no
t-s keeping it."
'Is it really empty.? asked the
Scarecrow looking curiously Into the
tox
' Of course it is" answered Tip. "1
bhooK out every grain of the powder.'
"Then the box has two bottoms"
anmunced the Scarecrow; "for the
lotiom on the inside is fully an inch
awav from the bottom of the outside."
' Lt me see" said the Tin Wood-
man taking the box from his friend.
"Tcr." he declared after looking it
over "the thing certainly has a false
ttt m. Now I wonder what that is
"Can t you get it apart and find
out' fn quired Tip now quite inter-
ested in the mvstery.
Wh e: the lower bottom un-
rrws said the Tin Woodman. My
f r-g rs are rather stiff; please see if
u-i car open it."
He handed the pepper-box to Tip
who had no difficulty In unscrewing
'H- bottom. And In the cavity below
wr- ihree silver pills with a care-1
IN THE JACKDAW'S NEST.
aHOiiiMifr
ALL WERE IMMI5DIA TELY DUMPED OUT.
fully folded paper lying underneath
them.
This paper the boy proceeded to
unfold taking care not to spill the
pills and found several Usee clearly
writ tea in red ink.
"Read It aloud" said the Scare
crow; ao Tip read as follows:
"DR. ' NTKTDIK8 CELEBRATED
WISHING PILLS.
"Directions for TJse: Swallow one
pill: count seventeen by twos; then
make a Wish. The Wish will im
mediately be granted.
CAUTION: Keep in a Dry and Dark
Place."
"Why this is a very valuable dis-
covery!" cried the Scarecrow.
"It is indeed." replied Tip gravely.
"These pills may be of great use to us.
I wonder if old Ifombl knew they
were in the bottom of the pepper-box.
X remember hearing her say that she
got the Fowder of Life from tats same
Klkldik."
"He must be a powerful Sorcerer?
exclaimed the Tin woodman; "and
since the powder proved a success we
ought to have confidence in the pills.
"But how" asked the Scarecrow
"can anyone count seventeen by
twos? Seventeen Is an odd number."
That is truer" replied Tip greatly
disappointed. Ko one can possibly
count seventeen by twos'
"Then the pins are of no use to us
wailed the Pumpkinhead; "and this
fact overwhelms me with grief. For
I had 'n tended wishing- that my head
would never spoil?'
"Nonsense!" said the Scarecrow
sharply. "If we could use the pills
at all wjb would make far better
wishes than that."
T do sot see how anything could
be better protested poor Jack. "If!
you were liable to spoil at any time
you could "understand my anxiety."
"For my part saM the Tin Wood-
man T sympathise with you in every
respect. But since we cannot count
seventeen by twos sympathy Is all
you are liable to get."
By this time it had become quite
dark and the voyagers found above
them a cloudy sky through which the
rays of the moon could not penetrate.
The Gump flew steadily on and
for some reason the huge sofa-body
rocked more and more dizzily every
hour.
The Woggle-Bug declared be was
sea-sick; and Tip was also pale and
somewhat distressed. But the others
clang to the backs of the sofas and
did not seem to mind the motion as
long as they were not tipped out.
Darker and darker grew the n!gbt
and on and on sped the Gump through
the black heavens. The travelers
could not even see one another and
ac oppressive silence settled down
upon them. k
After a long time Tip. who had
been thinking deeply spoke.
How are we to know when we
come to the palace of Glinda the
Good? he asked.
"It's a long way tS Glinda's palace"
answered the Woodman; "I've trav-
eled it."
"But how are we to know how fast
the Guma Is flying persisted the
boy. We cannot see a single thing
down on the earth and before morn-
ing we may be far beyond the palace
we want to reach."
"That is all true enough." the Scare-
crow replied a little uneasilj "But
T do not see how we can stop just
now; for we might aUght in a river.
or on the top of a steeple; and that
! would be a great disaster.
So they permitted the Gump to fly
on with regular flops of Its- great
wings and waited patiently for
morning.
Then Tip's fears were proven to be
I well founded: for with the first
I streaks of gray dawn they looked
covered rolling plains dotted with
queer villages wnere tne nouses in
i stead of be ma dome-shaned as they
i are in the Land of Ox had slanting
roofs that rose to a peak in the
center. Odd looking animals were
also mo vine about apon the open
plains and the country was unfamli
lar to both the Tin Woodman and
the Scarecrow who had formerly
visited Glinda the Good s domain and
knew It well.
"We are lo-t" said the Scarecrow
dolefully. 'The Gump must have
carried us entirely out of the Land Of
Oz and over the sandy deserts and
I into tnA tar M fttlfntrt VATIrf rh&t
Dorothy told us about."
"We must get back exclaimed
the Tin Woodman earnestly; "we
must get back as soon as possible!"
. "Turn around!" cried Tin to the
Gump; "turn as quickly as you can!
"If T do I shall upset." answered
the Gump. "I'm not at all used to
flying and the best plan would be
for ma to alfzht in some Dlace. and
then I can turn around and take a
fraah start.
Just then however there seemed")
to be no stopping-place that would
answer their purpose. They flew over
a village so big that the Woggle-Bug
declared it was a city; and then they
came to a range of high mountains
with many deep gorges and steep
cliffs showing plainly.
"Now is our chance to stop" said
the boy finding they were very close
to the mountain tops. Then he
turned to the Gump and commanded:
"Stop at the first level place you see!"
"Very well" answered the Gump
and settled down upon a table of
rock that stood between two cliffs.
But not being experienced in such
matters the Gump did not judge his
speed correctly; and instead of com.
ing to a stbp upon the flat rock he
missed it by half the width of his
body breaking off both his right
wing against the sharp edge of the
rock and then tumbling over and over
down the cliff.
Our friends held on to the sofas
as long as they could but when the
Gump caught on a projecting rock
the Thing stopped suddenly bottom
side up and all were immediately
dumped out. !
By goJ 1 -rt une thev fell only a
faw fe?r. for underneath them was a
monster nest built by a colony of
Jackdaws in a hollow ledge of rock;
so none of them not even the Pump-
kinhead was injured by the falL
For Jack found his precious head rest-
ing on the soft breast of the Scare-
crow which made an excellent cush-
ion: and Tip fell on a mass of leaves
and papers which saved him from
injury. Tis Woggle-Bug had bumped I
his right head against the Saw Horse
but without causing him more than
a moment's inconvenience. i
The Tin Woodman was at first
much alarmed: but finding be had
escaped without even a scratch Bponi
his beautiful nickleplate he at once
regained his accustomed cheerfulness!
and turned to address his comrades.
"Our journey has ended rather sud-
denly." said he. "and we cannot justly
blame our friend the Gump for our
accident because he did the best he!
could under the circumstances. But
how are we ever to escape from this
nest I mast leave to someone with
better brains than I possess."
Here he gazed at the Scarecrow
who crawled to the edge of the nest
and looked over. Below them was
a sheer precipice several hundred feet
tn depth. Above tnera was a smootn
cliff unbroken save by the point of
rock where the wrecked body of the
Gump still hung suspended from the
end of one of the sofas. There really
seemed to be ao means of escape and
as they realised their helpless plight
the little band of adventurers gave
way to their bewilderment.
"This is a worse prison than the
palace" sadly remarked the Woggle-
Bug. "I wish we had stayed there"
aoaned Jack "I'm afraid the moun-
ln air Isn't good for pumpkins."
"It won't be when the Jackdaws
come back growled the Saw Horse
which lay waving Its legs In a vain
endeavor to get upon Its feet again.
"Jackdaws are especially fond of
pumpkins.
"Do you think the birds will come
here? asked Jack much distressed.
"Of course they will" said Tip.
"for this Is their nest. And there
must be hundreds of them" he con-
tinued ''for see what a lot of things
they have brought here!
Indeed the seat was half filled with
a most curious collection of small
articles for which the birds could
have no use. but which the thieving
Jaskdaws had stolen during many
years from the .homes' of men. And
as the nest was safely hidden where ;
no human could reach It this lost'
nronertv would never be recovered.
The Woggle-Bug. searching among
the rubbish for the Jackdaws stole
useless things as well as valuable
ones turned up with his foot at
beautiful diamond necklace. This j
was so greatly afimlred by the Tin
Woodman that the Woggle-Bug pre-
sented It to him with a graceful
speech after which the 'Woodman
hong It around his neck with much
pride rejoicing exceedingly When the
big diamonds glittered in the sun's i
rays.
But now they heard a great jab-1
beting and flapping of wings and as
the sound grew nearer to then Tip
exclaimed:
"The Jackdaws are coming And.
If they find us here they will surely
Kill UB 1U IBCU "C-
T ... afnM Af thill'"
Well Shaped Feet Are Rare Among Women Of Today;
Little Can Be Said In Favor Of The Modern Shoe
-I u afraid of this!" moaned the
Pumpkinhead. "Mr time bas come.
"And mine alsor said the Wosgle-
Bug: "for Jackdaws are the greatest
enemies of y race."
The others were not at all afraid;
bnt the Scarecrow at once decided to .
save those of the party -xho were
liable to he Injured by the angry
bird. So he commanded Tip to take
off Jack's head and He down with
it in the bottom of the nest and when
this was done be ordered the Woggle-
Bur to lie beside Tip. Nick Chopper.
who anew xruiu . i - - .
what to do. then took the Scarecrow
to pieces (all except his bead) and
scattered the straw over Tip and the
Woggle - Bne completely covering
their bodies.
Hardly had this been accomplished
when the flock of Jackdaws reached
them. PercetTtaB the intruders in
their nest the birds flew down upon
them with screams of rage. Copy-
right by U Frank Baum for the
George Matthew Adams Serrtce.
Editors Note i
Next Siorr "Dr. Mtldlt. Fam-
ou -nrlaUnc riU" tn which the
Tin Woodman battle braTely
Tilth the treat Hock of Jackdaws.
Is he-OTercome by the birds or
doe something happen to drlre
his winged assailants away In
terror' Ilead t. n out The
next story tell.
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'ELL-IIAPED feet are much more
rare Toda than they were a
thousand ears Sao. There is
little that can be said in favor of
the modern sho as against the an-
cient sandal which left the feet free
to obtain the light and air they need.
A baby has the roost beautiful foot
In the world. It is beautiful beea-jse
it la natural. The shape of the bones
hare not yet been marred by ugly. III-
flttlng. cramping and distorting
shoes.
The wise parent will Insist upon
the child wearing sandals because it
The Meanings Of Your4Vame What They Stand For And Why
IS IT LANSING?
THE name Lansing does not. sound
ushke an English name but the
fact is that it is of Dutch origin
r. id the founder of the family In this
co u n t ry was Frederick Lansing a
( iizen of Haisett in the province of
0r:jssel Holland. The name is
ofT..: r-s !p( 1'ed Lansingn some-
T.rir LA-iKinik. and sometimes simply
I- - in old records. Probably all
of t - nam. m this country are de-
s ''.--d from the same colonist Fred-
ppen Iani-ing. or Gerret Frederick
lanb.r.g. as he ie sometimes called. He
hr-d tnree sons all born in Hassett
n-j-o ail came with the father and set-
t d in Renaselaerwick. N. T about
i -i 1 1
T- 5e sons were Gerret who raar-
: ftj E'Sj1 Van Wythorst Hendrick
'.rr i-t-n wh married a young lady
-in d TTFbt. and Johannes Gerret.
no n irn-wl yr?rtj a daughter of
f lOi-v- O' rn:"4 an Schaick. So you
5-- h. L--iniriT5 are pure Dutch in
ij-igip Tue intermarried in early
nLs wi'n families as Piank
j-T'-'pe Glen. Everts. Douw Duthont
Oroesbeck. Pruyn Taxes. Cooper. Tew
Schoonnoven ana van uexmeu.
The family Is not a large one bnt It
' ts possessed of a first class record for
public spirit aad loyalty. There have
been many clergymen in the family
and several lawyers and jurists. There
have been no enormous fortunes in
the Lansing family hat from early
colonial times they had a high stand-
ard of living and hare always seem-
ingly been able to maintain lk Con-
siderable personal attractlTesjess and
a magnetic Yolce seem to be charac-
teristics of the family. (Copyright
1120. "by the McClnre Newspaper Syn-
dicate.) IS IT GARFIELD?
PRESIDENT GARFIELD was a de-
scendant In the eighth or ninth
generation from Edward Garfield
one of the early settlers ef Water-
town. Mass. In colonial records yon
may find the name spelled Gearfieid
and Gearfeild. bat this variation in
spelling seems to be a purely Ameri-
can Invention. The founder of the
family here was probably descended
By FRANCES COWLES.
from a respectable yeoman family
that settled la the sixteenth century
at villages Kilsby and Ash by St.
Ledger in Northamptonshire. We
find records af GCrfields in these
places bat none dated MM. In early
English records the name is some-
times spelled Qeyfill Gaf field. Gaw-
fell. Gatfield. Oarfykle and Gardfeld.
There is a theory held by some of
the name that the Garfields are of
Welsh origin. The only aubstantia-
tlon for this is that there is some-
where in Wales a Gaerfill castle bat
this Is usually spelled Caerphilly and
really the two names have nothing in
common.
Apparently all of the name of this
country are descended from the first
American ancestor of President Gar-
field that la. Edward Garfield an
Rsglisn Purl tail who settled in New
England tn KM and wa one of the
founders of Watertown. Mass On
his mother's side Garfield was a
Ballon a Huguenot family. So on
hothj-Odes he came from families that
werFlClanted in these shores In an ef- I
fort to gain reliatous freedom. There
is also a Canadian family ofLGarrfekl
that came troni w olvernampton Bug-
land. (Copyright. 1920. by the Mc-
uiure newspaper synaicate.)
IS IT WOOD?
'T'HAT the first who bore the name
wooa oweit near or adjacent to
a wood there can be no reason-
able doubt for the name first appears
as Atte-Woide which was the old
way of saying "at the wood." Later
tne name became Att wood and in
some cases this was changed to
A'Wood. wnich was later contracted
to Wood and sometimes remained
Atwood. a name that Is still to be
found In En eland and the United
States. Another name that had much
the same origin ana that is still to be
ioand occasionally is Bywood.
Ton may find if you are so dis-
posed the love of nature of the open
hunting and outdoor sports in general
In the temperaments of those found
ers of the race of Wood who chose to
The Reason He Salted His Coffee
DraWn By C. D. BATCHELORJ
'''" ill j i t i s w - as . 'j s -
Bve In proximity to the wood. Bat
the Woods have been dwellers of the
city as well as of the forest and la
almost every calling yon will And
one ef tne Wood connection who has
achieved dlstinctioa.
General Leonard Wood ws not the
first ts show the valor and patriotism
of hfct race. He comes of a family
early established in colonial Now
Bngtesd aad throagh maternal an-
cestresses traess descent to more
than one of the Mayflower colonists.
In the south tfete family was establish-
ed in colonial times. James Wood
who was governor of Virginia la
post-rev olnttonary davs. was son af
Col. James Wood founder of Win-
chester. Vs a soldier of distinction
in the revolution.
Then there was a. Geo. Thomas John
Wood in the Mexican war. Amone
other celebrated Woods there has
been at least one surgeon engineer
clergyman jurist pioneer educator.
Inventor and artist. (Copyright
110. by the McCture Newsvmnar Syn
dicate.;
By Line Caoalieri
Tht Most Fajnott Lmsc Beasty.
is vastly important that the child's
foot be rightly taken care of. In
early life the bones are naturally oft
and may be read 1 1 y forced out of
their normal shapes by any slight ex-
terior pressure. It Is obvious that to
maintain the proper contour of the
child's feet the sandal is much more
satisfactory than the shoe. The for
mer permits tn toot to oe ziat upon
the ground and spreads the toes
naturally while the latter crowds the
toes and compresses the wbola foot.
It is my opinion that even adults
can improve the condition and shape
of their feet by wearing sandals In
tne nouse even it prevailing iasnion
does not permit of their wearing
them out of door?.
Just Insofar as the foot has de-
parted from its original shape and
habit' is it less than perfect. It Is
hard indeed to find a realty beau
tifui foot. Tou have all heard of
the New York sculptor who In search-
ing for a perfect foot dismissed 3000
models who were applicants for the
honor? He declared that there was
not one beantiful or natural shaped
foot among all of them.
By the established modern stand-
ard the foot should be neither large
nor small though ft is preferable
that It is small rather than large.
Bnt the tiny foot of a large woman
is absurd. It suggests deformity.
80 does the short foot on a tall
woman. The foot should seem to be-
Its first form and it meant -power of " Z72?&?Z2Jr ??
the ancient Anglo-Saxon family of
Pyache.
The American Fish family of wid-
est repute was founded by three
brothers. Nathaniel. John and Jona-
than. Englishmen who came and set-
tled at Lynn In 1627. later removing
to Cape Cod. Of these. Nathaniel was
the progenitor of the 8tny lesant Fish
family to which Hamilton Fish alas
belonged. (Copyright. 1928. by the
McClnre Newspaper Syndicate.)
75 IT REYNOLDS?
REYNOLDS Is one of that large
class of last names coming from
an ancient Teutonic Ant name.
In this case the name was Ralnhold in
IS IT BALL?
BALL Is a nick name of the first
we Baldwin once probably
more often gives to boys In bap-
tism than it la at the present time.
ho tne nrsc to assume ue last name
was probably named Baldwin and de-
siring a short surname took the ab-
breviated form of his first name. In
EnKland the name Is sometiiwea
spelled Balle. bnt that merely seems
to be aa evidence of the fandoess on
the part of the English for adding a
nnai e u tneir inn iibiiiiismM hi ana
Brown beeome Clarke aiwBrowae In
England much more often than here
yoo know.
The family of Ball are among the
aristocrats or Virginia where they
were founded by CoL. William Ball.
who came from England in ifav with
nis wire ana tnree cauaren. h was
a merchant of considerable wealth.
In England the Balls seem to be
especially prominent In religion and
next to that In the navy. There was
a prominent Presbyterian divine
named John Ball and two women of
the zamily made their name well-
known in religious work. Frances
Ball Introduced the .Sisterhood of
.Loreto into Ireland in 1821 and later
founded 37 convents in various parts
of the world and Hannah Ball was a
diligent Methodist and friend of
Wealey.
Among the several English Balls
I who gained distinction In the navy
I Rear Admiral Sir Alexander John
Ball born in 17S7. was a close friend
of Nelson and was long remembered
i for his affectionate care of the
i Maltese after they had ccme under
the dominance of England. In fact.
for all their valot and bravery the
Balls are lovers of peace and it must
have been in recognition of this fact
that they were given to bear in their
crest a turtle dove. (Copyright. 1920.
by the McCluro Newspaper Syndicate.)
IS IT FISH? '
IT would be bard to tell just why the
first of the Fish family selected
. OUI luuur IDUtl VI I.T)UtOC ss
an occupational name and It may be
Ln&i e ima is out an aoorevzauon ox
this. There are those who trace all
animal names back to a primitive
custom that yon find to this day
among the Indians for a clan or an
Individual to adopt some one specie
of the animal world as their especial
patrons feeling a sort of supersti-
tious reverence for the members of
the species.
Fish names in particular seem to
have been popular among English
families and besides the Fish family
we find among English folk such last
names as Whale. Herring. Shark
Flounder. Roe. Mackrell. Whiting.
Skate. Perch. Mullett Pickerel and
Sole.
The Fish family is probably more
numerous and surely more distin-
guished here than in England. whre
by the way. some who bear it dis-
claim any connection whatever be-
twn t:ir name and the creatures of
the ?ca. and say that they belong to
judgment." It is from this same
name that the modern Reginald came
and In some cases Reynolds was the
form applied to he son of some
Reginald. That was the ease In one
of the early men of prominence to
near tne last name Reynolds in Eng-
land. He was Walter Reynolds arch-
bishop of '"anterburg In the early
part of the fourteenth century whose
father was a baker named Reginald.
In other oases the first man to bear
the last name Reynolds was no son of
a Reginald but simply took the last
the hand it should be In perfect har-
monr with the remainder of her body.
If the owner be plump the foot
should not be thin. If she be thin
the foot should not be plump.
The foot should be neither bony
nor too fat. The bones should be well
cmered. but their outline should be
plain enough to give a certain dis-
tinction called "character" to the feet.
The toes should be straight and
spread comfortably apart yet there
-iiuuiu qui oe unseemly spaces be
tween them. And thn skin nhnnM h.
name because of a fancy to It or its . smooth and pinky white.
meaning. The nails should be stronar. hn
In England the name was particu- I mooih and semi-Transparent yet del- and is equally inappropriate.
ieatery pink. Above all. there sho&ld
he no blemish no disfiurtasr eors on
Lthe small toes no enlargement of the
joints no Damons ana no caijousea
spots upon the sole.
The high bred foot lies according
to existing standards not flat upon
the ground bnt rests upon the heel
and front part of the sole so that a
rill of water may easily run under it.
To correspond with this natural
bridge there must also be au arched
instep
This Is the standard. -Now how to
achieve it. First go after the corns
bunions and callouses that tee mod-
ern shoe has given you. They may
be easily removed if you wili bathe
the feet regularly every night tn
warm water to which has been added
borax In the proportion of an ounce
to a gallon. Paint that bunion after-
ward with a mixture made up of equal
parts of iodine aad glycerine.
Corns may he readily removed X?
soaking the feet from IS to 20 min-
utes in warm water softened by a
few drops of violet ammonia or of
benzoin. If this la not effective bind
a slice of lemon on the toes ns;MIv.
After three or four applications the
corn will come off with very utile
trouble.
As a measure of precaution I would
warn yon not to yield to that mon
f emi nine of all a woman's f o i i es
and wear your shoes too tight. You
most wear them large enough but
not too large. Let yonr shoes also
be of soft pliable leather. Neither
heavy leather nor thick soez ha
any place upon a woman's foot. Tr
stiff unyielding boot may be all
right upon the masculine foot but
the skin of a woman's foot is too
tender. For her the eather should oe
close but fine and the soles of me-
dium thickness.
Last bnt not least. I would insist
npon an even straight heel upon u.e
shoe. The run-down or. worse at Hi.
the too hlah heel disturbs the ad
justment of the Internal organs. An
Inch or. at moat an Inch and a half
is as high as any woman ought to
wear. And I hope that no woman
win make the mistake of wearinc a
shoe with a French heel upon the
street instead of a walking boot. It
la as bad as if you wore a lownecfc
evening dress so business In daytime.
the old archbishop of Canterbury al- 1 w & brother of Sir Joshua's grand-
ready mentioned there was a bishop ! 'ather. Sir John.
of Norwich who died in 15. aad who Another famous soldier of the name
came of an old Somerset family. 1 was Sir Robert Reynolds a member
Richard Reynolds or Ralnolde. who 1 of the long parliament
died In 1604. a divine and chronicler t n America the first settler was
of an E?sex family; Richard Rey- William Reynolds of Providence who
nolda bishop of Lincoln In the early ! reached there in 137. He emzne from
eighteenth century and tn firt
Roman Catholic archbishop of South
Australia.
Of course. Sir Joseph Reynolds the
portrait pa.ntr. gave the name its
most widespread fame. He came from
a clerical and scholarly family and
his family also excelled in arms an-
other profession graced by many of
the name. One of Cromwell's soldiers
j!oucestershirf. England and went
lirai io cerm u a a. ana tnence to Provi-
dence. He owned much land there
some of whicn is now occupied by
Brown college.
In this country there have been a
good many soldiers of the name. A
usual motto isr "Favente Deo"
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Newsp tpor Syndt at.
The Confessions Of A Wife
By HELEN ROWLAND.
N
OW a darnel of Babylon came
unto me saving
"Bel old. I am a Modern Wo
man' I y-arn to be natura1. to be
frank 'o be mi self Yet. I desire.
likewise to he charming and beloved.
How then shall I be happy?"
But I answered her sac'y. saying
"My Daughter unless thou cansf ko
through life partnrless. manless es-
cortlesft. and husbandless. and stilt
be happy. Cat aside thy "yearnings'
for wnm a woman is perfectly
frank with men. thev do no rine np
and bli3 hr. Nay. thoy rise up and
run!
And hat woman can be happy.
and. likewip. liglectd
TherefDre I cha-ee thee reneinter!
the ten commandments of charm
which are these."
I. Be riM-erful. Let net 1hy
mile - r off.n Fer a jyou
damsel ts a bright light In a dis-
mal itmHi aRJ tnaa Trill pa-
np long eyr-lahe noH a hmrt
temper for a damxel that f lerag
on laughter and abort on rem-
plaints. 2. Sho.v rt ilnne nand to any :
man; neither tell him ill he truth.
For a little mystery 19 better than
much wit. And unto a man. every wo-
man is a brand new puzz! wherein
he loseth interest when ho hat:i found
the "answer "
3. Forsrei not the first law of con- 1
versationf wl.idi 1- Th m s'lnlt
talk about thyself NVitbfr the !ast
law. which Is 'Help t-.rv man to
express himself bnlii.mtl v Thus
shaltthou h: accounted a ' fascinat-
ing conversationalist. ' thoujfti thou
utterest not a single word.
t. 1 eaarge tsee ivM ine tele-
phone as then weuMvt the ptamie.
For a nomm that pDr-4VTtlt a
man with telephone calls affect eth
htm like unto five meat a day.
erra ear. and earryeth her own
gmit eteb if she kath fercettc-a
Immt to Mah. to eitajc aad tm
eoTPette a little? Tex be not too
Lo. some day. peradvenrare a dam
sel shall dare to be natural'
But that my daughter shall m
when thou and I are under tao lilies.
For. verily verily despite all the
feminism the franchise and the
sophistication of the flappers a man's
Ideal woman is still a pattern out of
Godeys Ladles Book' Copvrigbt
19M by The Wheeler S-.ndn.ate. Inc.
She eansefh fctai scatimeatnl twdf-
aestftM. 9he fa mm labaeer after
the denaert.
5. Beware of the lamptatims of i
the inkwell. For a woman that del-
ugeth a man with letters and per-
fumed notes nall be called -roesit": 1
and she that singeth the Song of her
Soul m fourteen pages shall he namd
"Anath'-ni.i." Verily it reonireth six
men. all ery much In loe. to write
as many lcites as one damsel who s
only a little .n love.
6 Thou 5 1 sH not ask qaest'-vis.
For curfrIy concerning a man's
comings and his goings and his stav-
mgs away la a hobble on the feet of
I ova. And when susp.cton entereth '
at rne aoor. love riy-sth ont through
the transom.
7. Remember a man s vanity to
keep It nourished. For evrv crjticirm
from the lips of a woman is an arrow
aimed at love; but in the matter of
swallowing raw compliments sad
lump? of flattery every man (and
likewise every woman) is an ostrich! 1
And he that 'leparteih full of self- j
1 Hold thyaelf aot cheap. Far
dlfflealry to the p4ee af love
aad perad vent are the colder the
wted then Meweat spoa m maaw
heart the htgftei than faaaeat the
flame af hto artier. A Httl? ladlf-
fereace la a wenderfal thing.
S. Charm a man. If thon canst.
not I comfort him if thou wilt but above
all. amuse hlnv For a man -a ho is
bored will turn away from Vt-nui
hers 'f. to piav with a lit;- fcroun
e'f. who can make him iaun" And
she who playeth all his games with
skill shall be an easy winner in the
gtmc of hearts.
Is. WhotMever then daeat. far-
get not thy feaalalalty. Far what
preliteth it m damsel though ahe
learneth to box and drtveta her
Heads "Caveman9
League Says Wife of j
Big League Pitcher I
aaat -'r '
VattamaaV
1 y faaaaaaaBT
HaaaaT -
1 m
AUGHN. wife nt
Aiues Vaughn star pitcher of
the Chicaxo Cubs who m he-
suit for separate main.r:iarrt r-.
capo. declared that her pu- 1 r-
sorted to such cruel cavrai td-::-s
that aha was arced M in.
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