The Austin Statesman (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 50, No. 356, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 24, 1922 Page: 4 of 10
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PAGE FOUR
THE AUSTIN STATESMAN
WEDNESDAY. MAY 24, 1922
THE AUSTIN STATESMAN
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we kepp on wawking. ma saying, 149.
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Higher Courts
TAIRD CIVIL APPEAIS
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charge of a selling, instead of a buying,
corporation.
to reform judgment
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Redvile Gin Company et al. vo. Con-
son, from Shackelford.
stock
"Jerry"
apparatus listening to his master's voice.
an
peclally lucky day, knowing the
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Little Johnny, the son of a
speculator, happened to have
The mosquito horde is the Invisible
Empire, Knights of the Itching Bump
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that's just uIKE a root.
MAN ANYWAY - TO GAPE
ANO GAPE AT A POOR r
GIRL AND ANNOY THE
Hurt OUT OF HER !!!J
Motion
ruled:
Hi ver.
construction
• two lots is
to 149, making ma look as diskusted as
possible, and I sed. Maybe if you take
your vale off it will make a diffrents, .
ma.
because he believes himself in
over-
Red
A T. 0. FRAT FORMS
BUILDING ASSOCIATION
TO FINANCE NEW HOME
, Ford bufiaing
teTruntBunazng.
saerier, la ihs 37
BIBLE IS GREATEST HEALTH
BOOK, SAYS MINISTER.
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AIREDALE TERRIER RECOGNIZES VOICE
OF HIS MASTER HEARD ON RADIOPHONE
Me and ma was coming home trom
the store and we started to pass a scale
to get wayed on by putting a cent in
ferst, ma saying. Ivo got a good notion
to way myself, I ha vent wayed myself
for weeks and weeks, and severel pee-
pie have told me Ive bin looking thin-
The doctor aked, sarcastically:
"Would you come to me in civil life
with a little thing Hke this?
"No,” replied the private. ”I would
have you come to me."
And we kepp on wawking, ma look-
ing as If she felt about twice as thin. [
URGES MOVIES AS AID TO
FOREIGN TRADE.
CRIMINAL APPEALS.
The following proceedings were had
in the Court of Criminal Appeals to-
PREDICTS NEW SPECIES OF
HUMAN BEING.
Under our modern system of living
and in the midst of our boasted en-
lightenment a child in the first day of
life has less chance of living a year
than does the man in his seventies.
The best evidence in the worid that
there is no Sore cure" for a given
disease is the fact that every fellow
you meet has a "sure cure” for it
ed States navy; and five daughters.
Mrs. F. M. Pfaefflin, Mrs. Roy Pfaef-
flin, and Mrs. C. R. Leach, of Austin:
Mrs. T. D. Metcalf of Dallas, and Mrs.
F. C. Burns of Houston.
149, redickuliss.
Thats worse than 145. aint it, ma?
I sed, and she sed. "Pheyre both be-
neeth scale and ma got on it saying.
Now this is absilootly the last scale I
get on today. I dont care wat it says.
Wich wat It sed was 133, ma saying.
At last, an honest scale.
Maybe that one goes slow tasted of
fast, ma, I sed, and ma sed. Maybe
nuthing of the kind, I know an honest
scale wen I see one.
The teacher had a system of mark-
ing her young pupils one point for
each correct answer.
Cleanliness is health insurance and
the premium is within the reach of alL
ANYWAY, HI 5 NOTHING BUT AN OLD FLIRr OR
HE WOULDN'T BE STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW
AT A GIRL ALL DAY” HE'S WASTING HI5 TIME
WITH ME THOUGH. BECAUSE I WOULDN'T A
"FARMERS REALIZE FOREIGN
TRADE NEED." SAY8
HARDING.
When we are convicted on the charge
of violating the laws of health there
is no appeal from the decision ofJudge
Nature.
"Woman has a male as well as a
female element in her composition, and
the accumulated effects of the present
system of atheltic training tend to
develop only the male in her. with the
consequence that we are soon to have
a species of human being neither man
HOW
Book
what disappointment Billy looked on
his first airship.
Never having seen an aeroplane or
airship. Billy neturaily thought there
Palace Drug Store, from McLennan- trom Dallas; Omie Weems, from Dai-
• „ . . _ las; c. E Cumm. from Dallas; Guy
Chadwell, from Jefferson.
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ThesC.Beckwith I
MI Eastern otftca,
ne Bullding, Chlc
"Are men afraid of women?” asks Adele Rowland
wise. •
On motion for rehearing. Frank
Squyres, from Shelby. Mike Mehlman,
from Fllis; Sam Mayfield, from Frank-
lin; Zula Goldeberry, from Potter;
Mike Mehlman, from Elis; Ex parte
Tauggett Jank, from Lee; J. H. Han-
■ Appeal dismissed: J. H. Sheridan,
i from Motley; Tom Raynie, from Steph-
! ens.
nor woman." This is the startling
And declaration of George Cha l me r a, sec-
ial districts, but
has extended throughout the great ag
ricultural sections of the Interior."
If your grocer will not protect your
foods from flies and dust, better get
one who will.
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Dont tawk nonsents, sed ma.
occupying.
II be can for
Discussing the city manager plan, our friend up Congress Ave-
enue—the Austin American—says:
It has been stated that the business of politics is polit-
ical. and you have to go about the selection of office holders
through political methods.
The answer is that certainly nothing unpolitical occurs
when 5000 voters ballot for a nominating committee to select
the city manager. Certainly this is just as is the present
system of nominating six men more or less inefficient to
divide up the work that could adequately and efficiently be
done by one man working intelligently and entirely at his
0 job.
If presented without explanation, the froegoing excerpt might be
turned to good account by proponents of a return to the old-fashioned
party convention. But the method described by the American is not
• akin to the convention. As Mr Roark declares, "the theory of the
city, manager form is absolutely the same as the operating plan of
all Urge corporations.” The plan, wherever adopted, is as “unpolit-
ical as it can be made. The voters are stockholders The council is
" not a "nominating committee' but a board of directors. It does not
present a candidate to the people, but definitely chooses for them a
powerful manager, of whom, in many instances, they know nothing-
who, as a rule, is not a fellow-townsman, and who is responsible not
to them but to the board of directors.
tinental Gin Company et al., from
Milam; Western Union Telegraph Co.
VS. W. H. White, from Coleman;
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j would be lots of room in one of them
• for him to secret himself and sail away
record granteg.all unbeknown to the Captain and his
C I, I ehildren. You who have seen these
--- frail ships of the air will know with
Joffee was given
alon ot soviet ambassainorot nfmrisn
•at a time when closer alliance be-
awoen.the German and Russlan bol-
hevtst forses was sought. In the rev-
olutions. of 1918 he was expelled, but
aceturned ater to continue his labors.
He has been the target of anti-
bolahevista.When the Poles captured
1V1.na.,1n,1919 11 was reported that
Joffe had been captured and shot.
- • DREAMS or LOVE
I have bust her a castie of romance.
Oh. wish not that H will come true!
For the myatery reigning in fancy
Reality never yet drew.
I have built her a tower to heaven.
An4 each stone la a pasalonate dream.
Each window a secret unburdened—
Ah, belleve that dreama are what they meem:
Ne'er blew the perfection of romance
By meeking the' palace of truth.
For the walla must be dark and ter bidding
That are not the pretenslona of youth
in dreams there are lights without shadowa:
In dreama there are Joya without pains!
Ah, let love but exist In fond musingi
Lest on earth, like all earthly. it wanes
—Frederick Schenck Schlesinger.
, Headline tn New York paper says: “n Courts Now to Crime Wave;
4 Plead Guilty. What are these courts guilty of?
There are arguments for and against the celluloid collar, but tho fart
remains that the man who wears one seldom gets higher than congreasman.
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ADOLPH JOsrE
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WHY, HE’S ..
GONE!!
The idiot.**!
he didn't show
up To-DAY !
ry of the College of Preceptors,
land.
"Yes, I would like to see myself
dropping two or three hundred feet
from one of them, and probably land
on the top of some building, or drop
down a Chimney. No, I’ll wait a little
longer for a safer way to get off this
Island."
For three days, aeroplanes, biplanes,
hydroplanes, balloons and all sorts and
kinds of airships kept arriving. Some
flew down to the Island and alighted
like big birds, while others came in
the boxes in which they had been
shipped from abroad; for this was to
be a meeting and contest of all the
different kinds of air craft that had
been invented all over the world.
(Tomorrow’s story will tell more of
the plans of the chums to escape from
the island.)
• If the Captain had only brought
Nannie, Billy's beloved wife to Gov-
ernors Island also Billy could have
The city manager adopts as his guiding principles certain com-
mercial maxims, most of them sound enough in the conduct of private
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objectionable where services are multiplied; that the one great object
of city government is—as the American puts it—to "get the citizens
more for their money,” this "more” consisting, not in marketable
commodities as in the commercial world, but services and con-
veniences.. Under his sway, the volume of city business, that is to say
of expenditures, steadilv orwe -haua .___• _ ' . ”
“Jem” is the pet Airedale of Dean F. Paul Anderson of the Uni-
versity of Pittsburg. “Jerry” misses his master when he's absent So
Dean Axiderson has conceived the ides of comforting the dog when sway
by talking to him by means of radio. Jerry wears his private receiving
set for the occasion.
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Following cases were set for sub- I Motion tor rehearing overruled: Ex
missionon Wednesday: June 7th, 1992 Parte O. V. Eeck, from Bell; Ernest
San Angelo Water, Light and Power Koontz, from wiilamson.
company va Mrs. alttie Anderson, ’ Submitted on briet and oral argu-
from Tom Green county; Mrs. M. A. men! for both: LawrencosavK
Sminh H alswec.word,erai.. from from Hili' Sam Ward, from Hill: J«
— on: . R Sewara_ysFalis county Henderson. from Van Zandt: Marvin
3 1ewu Va. Jacobs from Dallas; Jack O'Neal, from
Soemani I Fisher; Ex parte George Wallace, from
I stood it better, but the Captain, not
, knowing that the beautiful white goat
I was Billy’s wife, had left her on the
farm with her children and grana-
. children. I am quite sure that had
Mrs. Thiele is survived by five sons,
expenditures steadilv u. , - mat is to say, Ed. A. Thiele and Olto Thiele, of Aus-
may bo reduced. &^T«e£2^
POETRY.
Camembert, Camembert. creamy and white.
Eaten by some with apparent delight. -
Spread upon crackers, or smeared over bread—
lt’a not to be sniffed at—its been too long dead.
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a „Wibur.Pridgy.s wite inherite 1100 from an uncle and Wilbur bought
a Ford with a Rolls-Royce radiator and opens the exhaust and shoots the
55 io.my face when he passes. He borrowed my lawn mower three
years ago and never returned it
Houstus Podwallender comes in and puts his feet on my desk and tells
howtopun mz.busines. Me has ben through bankruptcy three times
got.luke.Puray slta in the «ame unti he wins three dollars, when he
gets a mysterlous telephone call that takes him home.
to mAmorrsn.Dinslehammer. has sent eighty-seven life insurance agents
to meuandnas told them all that I have no insurance.
.12Ehu. Binks comes in and uses my phone to call up Philadelphia and
when for. anhourahout a dog that he wants to buy. 1 Can never Pn Alm
when the monthly phone bill comes in.
ful Rudolph Binshauser drops in at the oftice and tells me of the wonder,
tntams-hngothy had at “ party at his house the night before and adds
of „EliphatetDinwidaie had three ancestors in ths Revolution and talks
for hnem years 7' He belongs to a great family. He has owed me $50
That tentative
Porter Adams,
the manager plan is modelled, profits more as it spends more.
the people that make these scales are Engi
igronant robbers, thats an they are,}
the Captain known he was se paratmg
a loving couple, he would have brought
Nannie also, though he wanted only
one goat for his eldest son, the dog
for his youngest and the cat, of course
for his little daughter.
The children were loving and kind
to them and never forgot to feed them,
and were careful never to leave them
et al.. from Falls; W. E
Trueba Brothers. from MeLennan: H.
I. Shield et ai. vs. L «. Matthews et
al., from oCleman; Geo. M. Quick et
al. vs. T. M. Orren et al., from Mc-
Lennan; W. A. Mitchell et al. vs. G. C.
Walker et al, from Caldwen; Amer-
ican Soda Fountain Company va
Application for a charter was filed
Wednesday with the Secretary of State
*y the Alpha Tau Omega Building As-
jactation with R. E Vinson, president
> tof the Untversity of Texas, Dr. George
B. Ic. Butt« and A. S. Cleveland named
K. tM tncorporators. The association is
pied without capital stock and an-
E trounces its purpose to be the con-
. structiou of a fraternity house in Aus-
5 **" ’
No definite information as to early
zptans for the construction of a fra-
Esternity house could be obtained Wed-
vanesday from members of th.- traternity.
# .who now occupy a house al 2315 Nu-
.. KU Street The fraternity owns two
EN residence lots at the corner of Twenty-
ourth and Nueces streets, located
becross the street from the home they
FOR THE LAST TWO PAYS NOW. THAT
YOUNG MAN HAS BEEN WATCHING MEJ
FROM HS WinDow ACROSS THE. •—
COURTI I'lL HAVE TO PUT A f
STOP TO IT - THATS ALL
THERE 15 10 IT HI /
After waiting a long time In the
sick line, a certain private approach-
ed the camp doctor to tell the old
story with all the usual symptoma.
His chest ached, his back ached, his
legs ached, his head ached, and he
had a sore throat, to say nothing of
being dizzy and having chills. He told
the doctor that he was afraid he was
going to have the “flu."
The campus of Fulmore School,
With a sentimental leaning toward
the days of his own youth, a certain
business man sent hi, son to the col-
lege where he had himseit been ed-
ucated.
On arriving at the ptace of much
knowledge the young man began te
make a few inquiries.
"I should like to see my fathers
record," said he to the head of the col-
lege. "He was here in 1890.
"I shall be very pleased to show
you the record,” was the reply. "But
have you any special reason for con-
sulting it""
"Well,” replied the youth frankly,
"when I left home dad told me not
to disgrace his record, and I only
want to see how far I can go.’
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On summer nights
The skeeter bites
And fills our blood with ague.
But quinine pills
Will stop the chills,
So let the skeeters plague you.
Speaking of Longevity.
"The princess, who said she was a
cousin of Mrs. Norman de D. White-
house, brought with her Irene, the
eighty-year-old daughter of Colonel
Simon Bedamon-EMstoff. The child’s
father was at the pier to meet her.--
New York paper.
Probably the child’s grandpa and
i<^ere at home preparins the
MRS. THIELE’S FUNERAL FULMORE SCHOOL WILL
TO BE HELD THURSDAY HAVE CARNIVAL THURS.
school carnival Thursday afternoon
and evening under the auspices of
the Fulmore Parent-Teacher Associ-
ation. eFatures of the carnival will
be a free picture show, clown parade,
vaudeville acta, shooting gallery and
a supper.
Mrs. George P. Kinney is general
chairman for the carnival, Mrs. Simon
Gilis is field marshal and Mrs A. E.
Sullivan is chairman of amusements.
Buburban towns and routes:
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en% perERB.Erm or.cororatton -higa appear, la the oolumne of nia p-per
will be gladly ccrreatcJ if c^led^o teo^aetenllec at the pubuehera
c.. Bubsortber. a ee ent, who de hot receive their paper by T o’clock in the
atteroom on Week 44 and by » o'clock on a«Lda> LjrMu will confer a favor
S0fgmnaytrrguiariecminina Cireuiattom bepartmnent,"pon. «1M. and re-
were to all the questions he was ask-
ed, and as he came home he called
out happily:
Just think, papa , I rose three
points today!"
WHO’S WHO DrNERSTORIES
IN THE PUBLIC EYE azamemmmiuauanan
BgecialAg-nex.col.geprentatiy- terferrtw •eyer-
, World Building. New fork cit. w-lefa otttes
au at Louie ottlea Foot■ Dipeua Buiidin* Detrolt
kem-an Cit office, Eryan Building. Atlanta orntee
Cooper Grocery company vs. C _
McDonald et al., from McLennan
county.
Motions submitted and granted: .- —.
Vm. Basey et al. vs. C. H. Reising eth Call that a ship?” said Billy, in
al., from Mclennan, to advance the .a disgusted voice to Stubby. "‘Why,
cause, and the case is set for submis. ' t 18 nothing more than a big kite and
Sion on Wednesday. June Tth, 1922.15 would like to know where a goat
S. A. Cavitt vs. S. Amsler at al., from has any chance of hiding himself! But
MeLennan, to argue motion for re- ' you Button could hang on to the ropes
hearing orally, and the motion is set with your claws and teeth long enough
*“ ’ - - - 1922 to sail over the bay, and then vou
could drop to the ground.”
F-,y ,
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MEMBEr OF TH ASSOcIATED PRISa
.n Tne.Amosteted Prem ! .exelunivuty enutiea to Um um for publication of
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“Unpolitical” and Uneconomic
Do you feel eny thinner, ma? I sed.
I think I do. sed ma. And she gave
me her packidges to hold and got on
the scale and put a cent in and the
thing wenterround to 146. Meening
that swat she wayed, and ma got off
agen looking mad as enthing. saying.
The ideer, 146. that scale is no more
rite than the man in the moon. 145.
thats a joak, that la and the peeple
that put that scale out would be in jale
for obtaining money under faits pre-
tences if I had my way.
Wall G. ma, you did have your way,
I sed. Meening her scale way and be-
ing a joak, ony it dident effect ma eny
and we kepp on wawking. me saying.
There another scale, ma, wy dont you
try that and see wat that does?
Wich ma did, getting on and putting
a cent in and the thing went erround
arranged the treaty
with Poland at
Riga. Both of these
documents attract -
ed worldwide at-
tention and com-
ment.
After the Brest-
Litovsk conference
ADOLPH JOFFE.
"Treaty- maker of the Russian so-
viet‘ is the title given Adolph Joffe,
one of the best known leaders of the
communist party and one of the big
live” in the Russian delegation at the
Genoa economic
conference.
Joffe It was who
acted as chairman
of the peace com-
missions that ne-
gotiated the treaty
of Brest-Litovsk
with Germany.
EVEN GIVE HIM r
A TUMBLE !!| Z
Little!
Y:
from Collingsworth; Joe Coker, from time there’
Denton: Peggy Frazlen. trom Eilis; Joe, “Come over, doctor. I have lust shot
Pavisfrom.smithaomeWison,trom my husbana saig’a Boaton woman
Tarrant; Charlie stringer, trom Van calmly over the telephone
Zandt . . • A very thoughtti wire, we would
Reversed and remanded: Ramon any.
On brief for both: Modesto Lopez
trom Uvalde; John Tiner, (Tom Van
Zandt; James Williams, from Wichita;
Juanita Youngblood, from Wichita;
Stephen P. Broom, from Fisher; Ernest
Melugin, from Halt
I On brief for state: Robert Andrews
The tollowine proceedings were had out *1 the cold and rain. In faet,
today in the Court of Civil Anneals the whole regiment made great pets
third district* PP ot them. Still the love of freedom
Affirmed: Grand Lodge. United was so strons that they felt like pris-
a Brothers of Friendship of Texas et oners, ana longed to get away, even
iarJL*macana aea
Reserved and remaseea: Geo Ban- that ot aeroplanes were going
ta Publishing ocmpany vs. Norman! to ny from the island.
H- Smith et ai.. from Brown county 1 aver " -— * 1
Rehearing refused: Fort Worth
and *0 Grande railway company vs.
b. P. Burns et al., from Brown county.
Motion to file the
Funeral services for Mrs. William
Thiele, aged 65 years, who died Wed-
nesday morning at 10 o’clock at her
home, 802 Patterson Avenue, will be
held Thursday afternoon at 5 o’clock
Rev. Mitchell officiating. interment
will be in Oakwood cemetery.
Mi-5#
morning oditien, —
NOTICI
... . MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
Addressosraph, .8raphotype. cabinets, frames, mimeograph, calculator,
multigraph, typewriter, dictaphone—Ad in New York paper. ‘
* Psycho-analyst says no man can love two women at the same m, He
certainly cannot if either one of them finds it out.
lid Jens ltmpdrHanangaetvine h” tmpremntona o' America, with ths
pomplmyostcvpry,omaneobein mentioned now- as a vosslble opponent for
,"amu,omhujnadxpda Bunday, exoeps
Mondy, for Austin Rural Routes and
for submission on Jure 7th.
former submission set aside. *
Submitted for rehearing: Wm. God-
win va Neill H. Banister, from Cole-
man county. i Ramirez, from El Paso: Ambrose Stub-
Dismissed per agreement: Ameri- blefield, from Hopkina
can Central Insurance Company et al
VS. A. H, Saffold, from Bell county.
Submission postponed to June 21.
192: Rosebud Oil and Cotton Com- i
Pany vs. Merchants and Planters Oil
Company, from Falls.
"If American manufacturers would
get their share of foreign trade they
must meet the manufacturers of Eng-
land and Germany on their ova
ground of government-made industrial
moving pictures," says Morton F Leo-
pold, special agent of the department
of commerce.
"South America, Russia and China
are besieging the department with re-
quests for films showing tlie manu-
facture of American products. Eng-
land and Germany are already on the
ground with their films. The foreign-
ers understand films where they would
not understand printed matter.
’’Several eastern manufacturers
have accepted the government's offer,
and are standing the bare expense of
making the films, which the govern-
ment promises to send abroad."
Discussing foreign trade conditions
recently. W p G, Harding, governor
of the federal reserve board, said
"We have had
WINNIE WINKLE, THE BREADWINNER, WM. 1. Tickled to Death Now
dwtng the past
two years con-
vincing evidence
that economie re-
action and trade
stagnatin thruout
the wo id affect
our domestic con-
ditions disastro pa-
ly, and as this
fact is Decoming
recognized thruout
the country we
find a feeling that
our forri» tade
should be devel-
oped is confined
not to the sea-
board and indus-
"While selentists and physicians
have conquered contagious diseases,
the diseases due to the abuse of the
body are inereasing the death rate
alarmingly, but evan today, in spite
of the dissipation of the past, man
should live 160 years if he will live
property "
Su says Rev. X C. Elliott of Los
Angeles, well known as a lecturer on
religion and health
Why shouldn't the church be in-
terested in the prevention of disease?”
asks Rev. Mr. Elliott, who was form-
erly superintendent of the Methodist
hospital in oLs Angeles
“The Bible is the greatest health
book in the world—study it and be
convinced."
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