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1921.
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TODAY’S TALK
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THERE'S NOBODY LEFT TO BUY IT—EVERYBODY'S SELLING IT
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grade education probably could not
make a success as a college presi-
through the smoke, with a frying
pan in her hand is that wonderful
there out of the experience of the
high-grade men working actively in
The five leadi
ressed at the 1
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who marries a
her.
OVER AMD SEE HOW WILBuR'S
WIFE IS TONIGHT- SHE’S BEB
------an ILL, UNDERSTAND-
OLS CottecG
PROReSSOR AnBTLL
HIH ABoUt His
AWFUL CONDITI ON - I
eveROS’s ecor-A
The director of a famous orches-
tra is rarely a famous musician.
He must have an appreciation of
music, combined with a first •class
business mind, or at least with an
expert knowledge of men and of
the delicate byways of tact.
MO, SPikE- L-
uJE’Re PLAING
SCORE ANS wje’R
a necessary evil. secondary to the
free flight of scholastic fancy.
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will know what you are worth ""
Piety is not an end but a means
a means of attaining the highest
culture by the purest tranquility of
soul "
brought face to face with it unex-
pectedly
Author of "YOU CAN," "iAKE IT,” "UP."
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I was won on it, or.
vice versa.
NOWONDER DORIS
IS SICK,WrH THIS KIND
OF WEATHER!
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Gor A Few
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eho-, when a man gets down
last eenL ba can pearty al-
i And all th* praise he utters then i rv. k
I is lost the minute it is heard Beside
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through
His friendlness is all for you
He never when yours down forgets
to speak the words you long to I
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TRIS REFINED
AND
' HIGH GRADE i
PERFORMAQ
IS ABOUT !
To START 1
4 SGETYER
‘AgnoTS
ANNTMING
I SERIOUS ?
Growth.
There is no more inspiring sight
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Private Branch Telephone 5020.
Elm Street
What happens on Main street does
•at tell the real story of the small
, American town, even though it does
sell many books for Sinclair Lwis
;; and, incidentally. starts heated ar-
deeds
1 And not by words which all repeat
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THAT F6ccOU
IS SURs A
hot PICHER!
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THE ANTISEPTIC MO
(Advertisem
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WANT SONE
GI AT $5
A eorne‘: ITU
THE REAL r-
STUFF
J IS THAT SO?
nL GO RIGHT
OVER!
•ICAN SELL You
5omE Fine
IMPORTES wiNE-
hello. WBCe
HOW IS DORIS
THIS EVENIG?
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According to our last count, the
trick of trying to make a flivver
beat a fast train to a grade cross-
ing was leading that of playing
with an “unloaded" run by a nar-
row margin, in the Undertakers
League.
411
woman to reform
the winter of the ice cream cone
man • discontent
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Do men th
To plant a tree and go back after I give them to you here
years to see* it towering as a thina 1 The mind endowed with active
While it is not yet time te put ,
‘em on. it nevertheless soon will be .
Why the heck doesn’t Edison quit ,
wasting his time with trials tn com
municate with departed spirits and
instead get busy on the. invention
of something to take the place of
work ?
OH.HELLO TOM-
WW She ISN’T
FEELING VERY WEL
| ShE’S LYING DOWN
— RIGHT NOw
TODAYS HEALTH HINT
When you're crossing a busy
street watch your own step instead
of watching some pretty woman's
step.
Another takes your hand and set-
Your blood a-t ingle through and
not seen sines babyhood, to come I nearest is the worthiest there
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of strength and beauty
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grown boy or girl whom we have
THE SHRFF CLOSED up ONE OF THE
SOVS AT THE FAIR GROUNDS TODAY.
j pockets full
The champion optimist is the bird
who thinks, just because he doesn t
work for the railroads and never
travels, that a complete tie-up of
the country's railroads won't mean
anything in his young life
powers, and keeping with a prac •
Now it is said the so-called Dem-
ocratic party will have William
Gibbs McAoo as its candidate, for
President in 1924. But it won't be
necessary to . nominate a heavy-
weight should W Gamaliel run for
re-election. Even William Jenny
Bryan could beat him.
There's always something amus-
ing in a newspaper if you can t
get a laugh out of the Joke colum
or the cartoons. read the classified
advertisements. Then if you can ♦
get a laugh, see a doctor
It's a wise author who knows his
own story after it has been made
into a movie
27
to b
Mr James Is th
I'm sick of that maddening screech
Which you may imagine is speech
Tha bird in his cage
Makes me purple with rage.
And as for my hair—well I tsar it
I bate to be raucous and rough.
But listen—enough is enough.
Put the muffler upon
A That darn pest, or I swan
fouD be mouring the death of a
J I ONLY SHiNe
, SHces AS A sibE-
I LINE- UANNA
I buy a case
| OF SCOTCH AT
ths RIGHT
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Somehow you feel
A turtle should make the world's
greatest poker player. for, accord-
ing to the old saying, only a turtle
knows what a turtle is thinking
about
the subject matter. Higher duca-
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And I rejoiced that he had com
For from the pleasure of his han
I knew unto the bitter end
in him I had a constant friend.
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ident?
Slowly over tha country »• spread
lag the bejlet that beads of our
larger universities should. above all
: be business men who have had
thorough college training Some of
the universities have appointed
what are practically business man-
agers. theoretically subordinate to
the president, but actually co-ordi-
nate with him
i finely and nobly developed—does ( naracter consist in a man
anything stir one more’ steadily pursuing the things of
I like to see vacant lots give ( which he feels himself capable '
way to great buildings filled with i Try- to do your duty and you
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Copvriaht, 1921, by R
again. Families are being reunited
in the background, toiling over a
bet stove and looming cheeringly
Th, onty way in which th, State 1
or Tauc can buy education la with
money Th, money available for
There are boobs who woudl be
wiUlng tor the weeks to have no
Saturdays in 'em—in order to e8.
cape their regular Saturday night
baths—even though Satudray hap-
pened to be their pay day
Our universities have become de-
partment stores of knowledge. For
instance, the University of Texas
©pends a million yearly in dozens of
departmental activities. The prop-
er expenditure of such a sum and
the co-ordination of activity i4
such an expense requires adminis-
tration of the highest type, if one
million dollars of educational value
is to be obtained And it is particu-
larly true of administrative effort
'that it cannot be subordinate. The
person who controls the pocketbook
ultimately will- be boss- and the
boas ultimately will control th 4
pocketbook
Philadelphia is experimenting j
with a vacuum street cleaning ma- '
chine that does twice as much work !
—
TOM. AFTER you've FINISHED I
Dinner YoU'D BETTER GO
That mail carrier charged with
destroying letters, who if he were
convicted, could be sentenced to
serve 10.000 years in prison—say.
wouldn't that bird be in a wonder-
ful position to let the rest of the
world go by?
over this W Gamaliel is in Wash
ington
.. ,L.. It is said the Japanese want
There ■ a mighty big story in th, above al thing, in Siexico, th, mi ■
wn the silent man to si
• me when my heart
supervinor of t
one Company i
dent. But how about an adminis-
W/ELL,LA5T EVENING
SHE wAS Ft El
OO BAO I HADTOGO
J TO A MOVIE ALONE!
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ways locate a mother ar a sister or then all your customers will be •
an aunt or some other of the worn -' wondering whether somebody wrote
gs - - 1 2 , . it for you that day or whether you
American Publishing Company - tolka. who are certain to have Stole it -
. r-ume . a-u. Team a side ot bacon a bin of potatoes • • •
"" -----------— a tarrel ot appies and a cellar lull A member of the Thou Shalt Nm
new,; puffed up like balloons A* soon hell indeed
■ And it was this kind of a picture ‘ That which makes a man in his 1
that i looked upon when, of an eve- • personal experience better an J
rung recently. I ran through some , more rounded touches and enlarges
; of the writings of Goethe So splen- | the entire world of men and worn - I
1 did were some of the sentences that en
if you can feel yourself grow.
; ing from ay to day, you may rest ;
assured that success and happiness
. will deal kindly and well with you:
Many public school systems have
superintendents and business man-
agers with separate but equally im-
portant powers.
people carrying on useful enter-
prises •
But to look upon the work of a
great brain is the finest example of
growth to be found
. One flatters and his speech is sweet
But little sugar friendship 1 egiy
its charm is found in kinlyr
All we want is a fair deal, if the
eight hours we work will just pass
a* swiftly as do the 16 we don't
work well be satisfied. But they
won’t.
tic al object to the task that liest
I find I am able to laugh
in spite of each loud phonograph
When tenants have fancies
For two-o’clock dances
It’s fun. and I‛m willing to share it.
But oh, gentle lady above.
Though I'm mild, quite as .mild as
a dove.
You'd grow pallid in tint
if you had but a hint
Of the things that I think of that
parrot!
SUNSHINE AND SHADOW
By "Sunshine" Jo. Webb
I WAS Ou tHERe Cast USSK
LeCN TgY PLAYED THAT NO- HIT
incietu Me
/The M insio na r y
red Alen Memo
i rerular study N
| the chure h T
ken from the Ro
e foll rwing men
Lt Mm. Henry J-
box Sent t
Th* contributions
ptist Miesion in.
ie Aurillary nt
piscopal ('hureh
arpri singly large
irked Monday af
eeting and routin
ganization dincu
ndance at the me
efreahments were
e socinl hour by '
id Mrs Maud M
xt meeting « f th
1 held November
DON’T YOU DARE —
5 FOR ONE MOMENr
that ili_ LET ~9G
___ LET TOOR "RiEN0-
■ | A call HERE TODAY
4-
veal
But something whith the
can feel.
ture generations of workers And i- • * * „ .
■ present workers, is not in itself a makng any reference to us Poe: j
vulear thine which scholastic minds deargiris or to drinkins uguorene
8 should frown upon ana consider as/==-,
Gerton Braleys
\DailvPoen,
’'TheLUait
ana aap-teb- er-dned w ■ — sm e as tbs shoe begins to pinch they
-- eau-e >• she p-p-. -d.-ns run to ths women folks, inatinctiv.. Another astounding tart: There
zrasan.u s8 thes - tat . ----her- pr°eeMicweraomiysartonereer:
are reserved. _____ ever she ia, can always rustle up' was won on it, or for that matter.
Sebecripden Rate-raid “ ■ some food for a hungry man.
IF ANY FRIEND OF ‘-
yours dares COME
in Tm* HOUDE TODAY •
I'LL KNOCK THEM
! COLD - r--. —
Our idea of rood luck would be
for the boss to send us to Mexico,
where the hot tamale srows and
■ because more value for the money aerepretamtaetrnesstoptrun-
spent is thus obtained for the fu- , ning.
tretive business success who has
gone into business after a bachelor
of arts degree? Would he not have
a sufficient knowledge of. and sym-
pathy with, purely academic prob-
lems’’ And would not his broad
administrative ability, tested out
in the field of competitive business,
be a most welcome asset?
The Chinge government will es-
tablish an air mail service between
Peking and Tsinan capital of
dhantung Province
iss Barto
tntertaina
Mins Ethel Bryd
M of the primat
e First Congre
chool, will enter
■mt thte Wenr
om 4 o’elock
rest Avenue
One reason lots of us are not in-
terested in "human flies" who scale
the walls of tall buildings is that
we’ve seen lots of 'em do it and
never yet have we got to see one
of em break his fool neck.
© 102, ..
you are I* touch with the eman
l er lh« tarming eommunity you
l fro moriginaily. you have
«d that » IM of tha boy, have
. aritung in. ahead of tha tiret
higher education shoula ba
ethielently ueed.
We refuse to believe any hunt,
er'a story about the ducks he has
killed unless he brines alone some
of the ducks And even then we
require him to leave some of the
ducks with us to convince us they're
not barnyard fowls.
Women V
The following ■
■ Tuesday after
€ the Austin I
raters at the D
I J Smith, pre
‘reston, first vi
‘orrest Farley
ent Mrs T I
ecretary .Mrs I
ponding secret
Vooldridge, trea
The following
ees were appoi
Program: Mrs
hairman. Miss :
L G Haines
ren Cloud, cha
Re,
That's a fine N ECHBOR (
across the couT HEs )
4OFNA LET ME CLIMB OVER
an Sneak a, ______)
THROUGH d4H
H HoOEJ--
SI* To =4
FouR IN C-)
Tue SeveTH . -
a®
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Sound advances in business.
g,acience and art are really one man
movements They bob up here and
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VH GOI3 TO LOOK JD
The French, administration ha
built more than 1206 miles of mac I
I in Morocco, most of them wt,
camel-drawn milers :
dne’wh’wmtkktkem" Nimseh i There “ I
You know it isn't meant to etick, :
Recent Investig:
nchusivel that 1
| large percentage
tbis country are
g plarea for dai
bay showed also
e teeth with
nte or powder dl<1
reen the teeth ar
etively mterilize t
The only effect
ainst these germn
■th decay and infe
the lungs and at
a to n prominent
the regular use o
buthwash such MI
Dent lata anti ph)
bare advise the use
tease preventive,
nd brushing the
th Steroline, gai
ently and mprayini
roat with it. The
in inlet to the ho
re cannot be giver
a healthy Condit
ka. Get a bottl
m your druggist al
if the price of automobiles would
just drop enough it wouldn't make
a great del of difference if the
trains should stop running
The war is over, but it is a safe
bet that Grover C Bergdoll is find-
ing it difficult to lorate any peace
Nowadavs her age is about all a
fashionable woman conceals.
Judges make a mistake when
thev fine some birds for gambling
‛rhey don't gamble, no matter how
many poker and dice games they
participate in , .
Fame indeed is fleeting One
paper refers to the author of Main
street" a, St Clair lewie: The
same paper probably think. The
Jungle' was written by Upton St
Clair.
tide from the cities
Population is getting balanced
YO HANDS BEFoR6
<cEZ6 s !!!
e5;
Pussonally, we don’t believe in
sentencing ar \ body th serve a sen-
tence of 19.000 year, it is bad
enough to get a OS-year sentence
But Just think of the incentive to
escape a fellow facing 10,000 years
in the hoosegow would have:
I zou want a real picture of the
—n town and for that matter, a
true picture of America-as-i-in-
•port the residence thoroughtare,
without which there would not bo
any Main street The street of
homes zops by different names in
unterent communities.
Most towns nail it Elm street
ies Uto Bost popular stpeet in
tM wena right now Main Street
m all right when times war, flush
but tha boy out of a sob and near-
M hi last cent, to slipping bark
me to Elm street, to winter with
nhen atater ar aunt
eLauren-
[Banks MeLaur
Mas Evelyn Dav
Mle, Ark . were n
ayettevlle. and
each Austin Frid
(c Lauren ha* b
be Texas State
larcos tor sever
IcLauren is well
ounty. and a
itizen The cou
he McLauren ho
lll«
Alth ugh the United States is th
, greatest producer of talc and soap
I stone in the world. it consume
> more than it produces I
ership: Mrs Ad
Kra, J D Clayl
Mrs A N Me(
, delegate to th
League of Wom
Forth October
imith, president
eague, also exp
ras authorised t
#HJUt TblK
The truest —oru to appreca Aa by Edar A. Guest
“Love of truth shows itself in [ Mue) • S “
this that a man knows how to find j _
anAhealuartpozd.iq cwerrn. I "THEDIFFERENCEINMEN
drian, Sr .
ra G W
ann, Mrs
rett, Mrs
echtol, Mrs
f. Allen
It is perfectly true that a suc-
cessful contractor who has driven
hi. Ie ->co... With . fourth 1 Some bird has discovered thst the
his way to success with a fourth mdern maeazine for women read-
ers has more beauty hints than
cooking hints Certainly The pub-
lishers want the women to read it
• • • e
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Hou n+s CAMS FE
coms O^rr ToDA € r
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I NEG- DON'T L
WORRK-1M
NOT 4ONNA
( 4NEAK OUT-
CLosevp,VEG I
SEEN THESHoW \
TEN TIMES -SHE ?
Al NT AtO EGYPTA)
AND THE ShowK
_AFAKE"•
agj
The same movement has taken
place during the last thirty years in
newspapers. In the time of Greeley
the editor was all. and the im-
portance of the paper was largely
the Importance of the editor. The
newspaper was a specialty shop of
political opinions. The newspaper
gradually broadened into a depart-
ment store of opinions, news, comic
and fictional amusement, and de-
partments concerning the home,
music, sports and the like. With
such a growth naturally came the
necessity for administration an+4
the business man came into his
©wn However much we may de-
cry it, the successful administrator
is now the most vital factor in
American newspaperdom.
4
ej(ah
I’ve GOT -
. LIMITED SUPLK
I or OLS BRANSY
N i GA Ler You
S #Ae FoR tib
than to witness growth
The lady Just east of my flat
Possesse a shrill-singing cat.
The people below
Have a poodle or so—
Their barking U loud, but I bear it
The man at my west has a flute
Which wakes me at dawn with its
toot.
It's a bit of a strain
But I still remained Mine
Till the lady above gota parrot.
Murat ion al Que
are. The Minir
roblems of the
Governor I’ M
ku Hertzberg ar
rison syst em. P
he University of
he progra m for
bur Governmer
Vebb Blanton is
ory of the Mir
[ Mrs Maud Wo
ssipi, national I
eague of Wome
end the Fort 1
nd is planning t
5 address the ye
re students in t
wg
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Just as a debatable proposition
1» a university benefited more by personage always sought by the - _
‘high-class business brain or D- • hungry--the home woman, the only isoive the unemployment problem-
hih.class scholastic brain as pres- . - - Why rot enlarge ’.he mint and give
f person who never gets out of work everybody now out of a job a situ-
ation coining more money? That
.would provide for all and money
enough for each man to have his
TAKING
A PIANO-
Lt LESSON, - HAF2G eLevem
HJMMY » /aEASLI’coneirwo,
---—T —ri REGISTER
OH, Vov, THAT LrA SOrtG
Some writers steal stuff and then
get it bawled up in copying A thief
ought at least to be efficient
A New Jersey doctor claims he'
is 145 years old. Did he take his
own medicine*
We don't know whether or not
(human beings are descendei from
apes but now and then there s some '
bird who causes one to believe the
human race is rapidly going to the
dogs
Vedding .
The following in
Mved in Austin
nd Mrs James F
resene e at th* l
aughter Hattie
Lin James. Thur
WEDNESDAY
CLUB C
Giles- Rogan
Presbyterian C
Muscum: L
GL
Oss—rflss All D
The Business of
Education
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AUSTIN AMERICAN, AUSTIN, TEXAS, WEDNESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 19,
Pep" Bang
The annual pep
W C A ine lud:
I the advisory bo
rsity orvanizatior
presentatives of
[ A. cabinet men
ins of the finae ne
| the Cactus Tea
raning
Fifteen tables we
ates laid for ab
BN ' Bert
hair man nt the U
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ins and the ton st i
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HOME
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4 — carrie- $70$2.00$8.96$7.70, , ----- — ------ — --------
■*ti is Texas .z0 2.00 3.95 7 T0 boys who are going back home to ’ field* there isn’t that just ilka
ii i V s 100 »» •• 12-00 winter with mother, stster or aunt -Jap. now. to Pass “P the equll
■ar- fareign 1.25 3.T5 7.50 15.00 .2 . . - 1 , and try to get the oil? Who th*!
R-HM— o,i. Tea— It s a pathetic story. And it is ex- heck ever drank oil for any length |
gig® j tremely important for many of the of tune?
12 so { boys have gone back for good if a • • • ,____
•. census could ba taken about next Marion. Ohio, scored a high per I
.. .. . .. rentage on the literacy test, accord- . waj
ehristm5, it would show an ebb ing to the census. But friends of,
W Gamaliel needn t get puffed up |
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