Humble Bee (Baytown, Tex.), Vol. 02, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, October 5, 1923 Page: 3 of 4
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ing to use it, on your face?” asked heroes were Driscoil and Newkirk the pipe ntting will speed up a little
Fody- who nearly collapsed after hauling around the cracking coils.
Of course any changes in the minature hose carts from near the We will give a barrel of good
dormitory are subject to much dis- car repair Shop to scene of the fire. Cracking Con tar for the best name
cussion for a while. The advent of .-imm Harrop.developed the infor- for Cracking Coils. The present
the new bath mat towels and bed lin- Maion.tnat 16,87,930 BTUs were name is too long and some people call
en was no exception. John Keenan &eeaedy.the fire, but > that was them crackling coils leaving the im-
arose to the occasion by asking nOleke- o1 the neat units lost by the pression that we are manufacturing
where they got those awning pillows above-named parties. ■ cracklings.
pndesheetsstnat orackle ikesnews ■ ‘LOK! ! Do some of the foreman get to
threatened to cut a hole in the new After the first run had been com- thengategearlys they can check their
towels and use them for a shirt— pleted on the Cracking Coil “Daddy” menor to beat the whistle them-
they are just a convenient size. Bazne came,overto report to Mr. ’
Even Mr. Abbott is satisfied with the mowell. Youknow," he said, “we Where was Ed Kenny, Tuesday
new drying apparatus. s . had, some awful funny looking coke night •
Ac, • • ta produced in this run. I brought a What stopped the clock in Engi
Ask Andy of the Engineering De- bag of it over here to show you. Just, neering Department?
partment, what a steak knife looks look at this stuff and tell me what Archie got back safelv from Cal
like and what it is used for. Some you think of it.* Mr Powell onened i 8°, DacK safely from Gal-
of those he ordered recently for the the paper bag looked inside and re- yestone.but sleeping on the sand sure
Dormitory Dining room look like a marked “By George! that is funnv takes the pep out of a fellow.
famous bolo knife or “machete” used looking coke. Bob what o I- Shirley was gazing at the things
in the Phillipines. • think f it", "" marked at sale prices in a haber-
Archibald “Cracking Plant” For- Mr. Brinton, Bob loked inside, as erss.window. .
man is suffering from a, slight attack br ought out a choice looking apple 1 riend.st pPpe to enquire if he
of indigestion due to eating a “bit- and said,, “That is pretty good look- isA „ king.o buyingsanything...
hasty” so he wouldn’t miss the moon- coke." When, “Daddy” Bayne f n ’ rep . e.Yardmaster wist-
light bathing party at Cedar Bayou discovered hehad brought his lunch fuYt"T e 01 lY thing th at fts me
last evening. He’s now on a milk instead of abag of coke, his remarks Y a handkerchief.
diet and we expect him to be “his” are. best to your imagination p;. «n44 , ,
self again “Muy Pronto”. rather than put it fa print. are you ?’” otto, what denomination
We have as a guest at Dormitory LISTEN! ! ! Otto: “Who me? Why I am an
“Art” Theodore Emanuel Newkirk, in the matter of taking chances American.”
and he’s geting so fat! Gracias Mr. Abbott win the gold medal Mm’ ‘ ------
Adios.” Forman, General Mgr., of the For- o In n “inter city” tennis match
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present on Ice Cream, Aye! Aye! Archies part, Mr, Abbott finally t the competition was not so hot.
made him a proposition to the effect ------
John “Bunny” Reinhardt’s finger that he would pay him $1 00 for one For the sake of advertising, Mr.
is healing nicely and his slumbers are c'nme of stock whethei it was worth Jones, who kept a fishing tackl shop,
again normal—-Bueno! Bueno! $5.00 or nothing. In selecting his had a large rod hanging outside,
'Camp “Rivet” located on sixth share, Mr. Abbott happened to draw withanariicialfshattheendofit.
street is now open for business—Par- one that was worth $5.00, which ” eearly hours pf themornig a
adisey» stisfied him immensely and nroved man, ratherworse for his nights en-
____ that like Napoleon, “he leaves noth- joyment, eaught sight of the fish,
Old Colored Mammy: Tse wants a ing to chance" and takes- only sure and.went duietly tozthe door, and
ticket fo Florence" bets. If he happens to win the only knocked. , Zones,sbeing in bed, look-
Ticket agent—(after ten minutes of car produced to date by the Forman- ednut f_th,, window and asked:
Wil “Don’t make a’noise” was the re-
8 Colored 1 Mammyee'“Settin’ aF„nancial and Automobile Engine- plxe„butcome down as fast/as you
over dar on de bench.” .. . „ i« "Thinking something must be the
Jimmie giggled when the teacher Several people noticed' “General” natter, Johes dressed nad came
read the story of the man who swam Fuchs backing his horse down San down as quickly as possible,
across the Tiber three times before Jacinto St. about 4-30 one evening'. “What’s the matter?” he asked
breakfast. It seems that he was retreating breathlessly. .
“You do not doubt that a trained homeward about this hour and in this Hush," was the reply. “Pull in
• swimmer could do that, do you ?” manner to se whether any of the your line quick. You’ve got a bite.”
“No sir,” answered Jimmie, “but I Field Army of Occupation had start- John was busilly studying his lan-
wonder why he did not make it four ed in the direction of the Time Of- guage lesson. “Grandna, do you say
and back to the side his clothes fice before the signal for General Re- ‘The hen is sitting’ or ‘The hen is set-
were. - treat blew. ting’”
“How are you getting on at school, , ___ “I don’t care whether she is siftin’
Alec: w , i • j , We ve always liked Columbus be- or settin”’ replied grandpa. “What
“Fine. We’re learning words of cause he came to America simply as I am consumed about is whether she
four cylinders now. a discoverer and not as a lecturer. is layin' or lyin’ when she cackles.”
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Newkirk, A. T. E. Humble Bee (Baytown, Tex.), Vol. 02, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, October 5, 1923, newspaper, October 5, 1923; Baytown, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1481772/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Sterling Municipal Library.