Hilltop Views (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 5, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 28, 1994 Page: 3 of 12
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Holy Cross Hall.
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Paul Carrell
Sports Editors
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Social Work
Sleazebag Blues
Creeping Shoes
We’ve Got News
Eat Your Goos
Skip to the Lous
Win or Lose
Scooby Doos
Raunchy News
Pay Your Dues
Pick or Choose
Find The Clues
Kill the Roos
Rill the Koos
Neighs and Moos
Chirps and Coos
Mugs & Booze
Fight for Truths
Pray to Zues
Tie the Noose
Flattop News
Boating Crews
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9. Always rhyming unrelated words in sentences.
8. Find yourself more compatible with 5 year olds.
7. Enter spelling bee at local elementary school.
6. Always sing order at the drive through window.
5. Nobody can stand to hear more than one syllable out of your mouth.
4. Do not comprehend one word that you read.
3. Favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
2. Boast about knowing all the songs off of the Barney cassettes.
1. Bill Clinton is starting to make sense.
"It's not fair. I can see about others
being in danger when they're inside,
but 15 ft. from the door is outside! And
the dorms are your own living area!"'
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getting the shaft. It's legal to smoke
and they should be able to smoke
while they eat!"
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Hilltop Views (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 9, No. 5, Ed. 1 Thursday, April 28, 1994, newspaper, April 28, 1994; Austin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1523183/m1/3/?rotate=270: accessed June 30, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting St. Edward’s University.