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in so many of them that I can’t answers at the end of the
position. I can’t imagine a day and seven grandsons are all
already memorized my unicard 1. Name a North American
$200/hour help. There would on the place.
cattle prices at the sale bam. I you need to be in no time.
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Publisher/Editor
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Stew Pitt
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Box 430, Dublin, Texas
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Forest are $5 for adults and
$3 for children. All children
under the age of 12 must be
accompanied by an adult.
Tickets are available from
going by without some
Floridian needing my
citizen must have his own
state appointed personal
attorney. Of course, I’ll have
Sheldon Axtigrind
West Palm Beach, Florida
OK- excellent. Maybe you
could become a Florida
attorney, sue... I mean, too.
Although I would have to
lease out the sprawling
Ponder-oso, I would hope to
ago for about .63 cents per
pound. At the time, I thought
that I had read in the paper
that calves were selling for .93
cents per pound. Apparently I
Granbury Convention and
Visitors Bureau, the Lake
Granbury Chamber of
Commerce, and the
Pannell said. “His bag of
magic and gifts will offer each
child a ‘sweet’ remembrance
of their trip to the Enchanted
Forest.
On Dec. 2 and 3, tickets to
the Enchanted Forest also
include a ride on the
be all kinds of things to have
changed in the courts like:
kids’ report card grades, high
school football game
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Dear Stew,
Sell everything you own
and move to Florida. These
types of mishaps are
commonplace there, instantly
forgiven, and easily remedied.
Don’t even worry about
getting the calves back. Just
downtown location of First
National Bank of Granbury.
Tickets are also available at
the door.
For more information on
the Enchanted Forest in
Granbury, call the Granbury
Convention and Visitors
Bureau at 800-950-2212 or
1-817-573-5548.
Lone Star Gazette
PO Box 430
Dublin, TX 76446
254-445-2654
to map out a more proactive
plan.
Before those details
though, I’d like to say that
some of the coverage and
follow up jokes have been
pretty funny; like where they
have Al Gore saying that he
wished he’d never invented
the Electoral College. That
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Forest,” said Julia Pannell,
chairperson of the event.
“These people make this
dreamland — this world of
fantasy — this time of escaping
to a place where dreams can
come true — become a
reality.”
All children are invited to
visit Santa Claus and his
reindeer at his home hidden
litigious nature.__
2. What was Johnny Cash’s
awkward name in the song
about his absentee
father?__
3. Fill in the blank. Hello
was a howler. There was one That place is ripe for the
guy on TV that was supposed pickens for anyone who can
Clair-y-ette around here for
Clairette, but to get on
national TV as an expert on
really sounds dumb. Dude
must be from Florida. OK
then, back to the proactive
plan.
First of all, I have decided
anyway that I can get my
calves back and sell them at
the higher prices that I see
today, since it was so hard to
exhausted with all of this
election stuff that we weren’t
going to talk about. Don’t
forget to find the answers to
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well in one that is playing
Metallica music and smells
like dirty wet ashtrays and
fresh vomit.
OK, secondly, after I
graduate from law school, I’m
going to lease out the
Ponder-oso for a couple of
years to some savvy young
rancher and move to Florida.
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Vol. 2, No. 6
Nov. 18, 2000
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Contributing Writers
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Cindy Outlaw
Joyce Whitis
Charles Chupp
Phil Tate
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1 pound cooked, cubed chicken breast meat
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup
1 cup black olives, pitted and sliced
2 heads broccoli, cut into florets
1 teaspoon curry powder
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add this mixture to the noodle mixture and mix well.
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Kestner, Laura. Lone Star Gazette (Dublin, Tex.), Vol. 2, No. 6, Ed. 1 Saturday, November 18, 2000, newspaper, November 18, 2000; Dublin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1528135/m1/2/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Erath County Genealogical Society.