The San Antonio Light (San Antonio, Tex.), Vol. 46, No. 52, Ed. 1 Thursday, March 11, 1926 Page: 23 of 28
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Mall carriers working out of Los
Angeles postoffice have actually or-
ganized a Sunday Hiking Club.
Probably street car conductors
spend their Sunday's taking nickels
from the baby's bank.
IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT!
POURS
(From Winslow. Arlsona Locals.)
“Mr. and Mrs. T. E. Elgin have
been blessed in the past week with a
ten-pound son as well as having bccu
the victims of the flu.’*
The lass I could slay with
the greatest of joy
It is one who says loudly
/ “Say listen Big Boy!”
—s. o.
WHO’S WHO AND WOT
OF IT
This is J. Wil-
lowbright McGog-
gle who is advo-
cating higher street
car steps in an ef-
fort to close down
the. burlesque
shows. Mr. Me-
Goggle is the re-
former who recent-
ly went on record
against the naked
truth.
Moronla—l never have sausage In
* a restaurant.
Hap—Saw such what?
Sign on the back of a Ford—
U. S. MALE
1 can my sweetie Fire-place
The reason's very plain;
for every time that she goes out
She gets lit up again.
—W. M W.
TODAY’S BULL-ETIN
(From Film Fan Magazine.)
• । “Tom Mix has
Aft fl n never quite got
over the economy
he acquired in his
cowboy days. Soap
was scarce and treasured article In
the cow country and the smallest
scraps were saved religiously. So
even today on location Tom will go
about gathering up the tiny scraps
and putting them away in a cotton
bag he keeps for the purpose.'’
However the fact remains that
there's an undertaker in Fort Collins
Colorado whose name is E. M. Bal-)
mer.
Adam Scofflaw’s Journal
Up betimes suffering from a medlyl
of head-pains and finde I do blink
and close my eyes in a strange and
curious fashion much like unto the
pip and can not get up without a
nostalgia to lie again and feel :
mightie caudgepawed while ny head!
doth 1011. And so to the printcry but |
I with little spirit and so ait all day
under a curse chin on chest until
eventide when I did slither to the
apothecary and get me a brave hare's
foote and a prescription. So home
Imightio merric.
MATRIMONIAL
PROSPECT No. 3472521
(Nerissa Nut Love Syndicate.)
MRS. LOGAN BERRY (nee Blaek)
Unwilling widow wishes handy
man about the house. Plumber pre-
ferred if steady worker and good
Methodist. I have $7OO Insurance
to say nothing of large home with
mortgage. If you want interest in
life write ire with photo and de-
scription. I simply love black eyes
and the odor of tobacco. What is
home without a husband?
ULY.
Why send missionaries to the
Cannibal Islands?
G. M. B. sends in the following
headline from the Bakersfield Morn-
ing Echo:
BIG BARBECUE OF
LIVESTOCK MEN
AT GREENFIELD
‘ J
Aunt Bella’s Question
and Answer Department
Dear Mrs. Bella—
Is it proper to eat cottage cheese
in an apartment?
AMIE AMPICO.
Ans.
So's your old man.
Aunt Bella.
Another falsifier .
Is Deacon Whoozis Brown:
He says he greets all flappers' smiles
With a most Indignant frown.
—w. m. w.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
Is “Lady Windermere's Fan” a
baseball picture Mr. Lubitsch?
Ch oom your woaponn.
Bughouse Fables
PRINTING UP FATHER
THE NEBBS—That a Girl
SKIPPY—An Invitation With a Joker in It
S f MATTER POP? —Letting His Friends in on a Good Thing
KRAZY KAT
—By GEO. M’MANUS
—By SOL HESS
-By PERCY CROSBY
—By C. M. PAYNE
—By HERRIMAN
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