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PAGE TWO
THE MERIDIAN TRIBUNE
Friday, January 22,1937
Uncle Phil
Says:
Leaving No Stain
Let us seek so to live that our
bygone year may, to use Cowper’s
beautiful expression, leave ‘no
stain upon the wing of time."
Of all the wingless angels on
earth that you value, the man
who you know when he tells you
he will do a certain thing on a
certain day, will do it, is the most
precious.
How you behave is your neigh-
bor’s way of judging—not by what
you think.
Best thing for people who can’t
afford to eat breakfast in bed is
that they don’t want to.
Rejoice in Friend’s Success
Allow no shadow of envy to mar
the sunshine of a friend’s suc-
cess.
If one knows a mean story on
himself, let him remember it
when he is tempted to tell a mean
story on someone else—and re-
frain.
The swan knows how to use its
neck; that is why it is beautiful.
The giraffe doesn’t and is gro-
tesque.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are an
effective laxative. Sugar coated.
Children like them. Buy now!—Adv.
Deals and Ideals
In politics, it takes a smart
boss not to let the deals crush
the ideals.
To Alkalize
Acid Indigestion
Away Fast
People Everywhere Are Adopting
This Remarkable "Phillips" Way
The way to gain almost incredibly
quick relief, from stomach condition
arising from overacidity, is to alka-
lize the stomach quickly with Phil-
lips’ Milk of Magnesia.
You take either two teaspoons of
the liquid Phillips’ after meals; or
two Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia Tab-
lets. Almost instantly "acid indiges-
tion" goes, gas from hyperacidity,
"acid - headaches"—from over-in-
dulgence in food or smoking — and
nausea are relieved. You feel made
over; forget you have a stomach.
Try this Phillips’ way if you have
any acid stomach upsets. Get either
the liquid "Phillips" or the remark-
able, new Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia
Tablets. Only 25€ for a big box of
tablets at drug stores,
ALSO IN TABLET FORM:
Each tiny tablet
is the equivalent
of a teaspoonful
of genuine Phil-
lips’Milk of
Magnesia.
PHILLIPS’
MILK OF
MAGNESIA
Good Deeds
Good deeds ring clear through
heaven like a bell.—Charles Dick-
ens.
Health-Wrecking Functional
PAINS
Severe functional pains of men-
struation, cramping spells and jan-
gled nerves soon rob a woman of her
natural, youthful freshness. PAIN
• lines in a woman’s face too often
grow into AGE lines!
Thousands of women have found
it helpful to take Cardui. They say
it seemed to ease their pains, and
they noticed an increase in their
appetites and finally a strengthened
resistance to the discomfort of
monthly periods.
Try Cardui. Of course if it doesn’t
help you, see your doctor.
WNU—L
3—37
d Yourself of
dney poisons
DO you suffer burning, scanty or
L too frequent urination; backache,
headache, dizziness, loss of energy,
leg pains, swellings and puffiness
under the eyes? Are you tired, nerv-
ous—feel all unstrung and don’t
know what is wrong?
Then give some thought to your
kidneys. Be sure they function proper-
ly for functional kidney disorder per-
mits excess waste to stay in the blood,
and to poison and upset the whole
system.
Use Doan’s Pills. Doan’s are for the
kidneys only. They are recommended
the world over. You can get the gen-
uine, time-tested Doan’s at any drug
store.
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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THE FEATHERHEADS
/ WHAT OH, I KNOW,
( THE PA PER HANGER’S
HERE ,.
By Osborne
I Western Newspaper U
HLO THEREl HOW VA
DOIN’? GUESS YOU’RE
STUCK ON YOUR JOB,
AREN’T YOU 2.
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Figure It Out
HUH 2
Hey! WHAT
KIND OF PAPER
IS THAT NOU’RE
PUTTING ON MAY
WALL 2 WHO
TOLD YOU To
USE THAT 2
I DID/
OH- ER- RATHER 1
UNIQUE, ISN’T
IT2 DISTINCTIVE—
UNUSUAL-ER—r
Regulate Fire to Meet Changes
in Temperature by Proper
Use of Two Dampers.
IT’S easy to regulate a furnace
1 fire to meet the requirements of
daily temperature changes. All
you need to do is to understand the
functioning of the check and ashpit
dampers.
Check Damper—a flap-like damp-
er, which should be located in the
chimney pipe between the turn
Check damper
turn
damper
lap or
slide
damper
“tarn)
S’MATTER POP—Oo! Bet Ya Dozens of Folks Would Order One!
P, MAY I
Sonfow HOUR
MAGNIFIER ZLASS
MU4 C4AMIK LET
CAKE IS NEARLY
EAT up
/ I JUST
JANITA Look
AT IT F2
Avi-L LE!
By C. M. PAYNE
PoP. A ouGHrA-
HAVE A-
MA & NIFIER w+ici’D
MAKE IT TASTE As TIL
AS IT Loot’s
% (Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
damper and the chimney. When
it’s open, it slows up the burning
speed of the fire; closed, it quick-
ens the speed.
Ashpit Damper—located below
the grates and controls the amount
of air supplied to the fire.
To produce the best results,
these dampers should work to-
gether—when one is open the other
should be closed, and vice versa.
In mild weather, when a slow, last-
ing fire is needed, the check damp-
er should be wide open and the
ashpit damper closed. When more
heat is needed, the check damper
should be partly closed, the ashpit
damper partly open. For ex-
tremely cold weather, the check
damper should be closed tight, the
ashpit damper wide open.
The proper use of these two
dampers insures the proper degree
of heat at all times on a minimum
amount of fuel.
Copyright.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
Such Notions As Muley Gets
7 DIDJA HERE s
‘BOUT MULEY BATES 5
IDEA FER A
N INVENTION :
NAXJ, WHATS
MOLEY THUNK
< UP NOW ?
HE’S CALCULATING
DN CROSSING MEXIC
MPIN’ BEANS NIT
PERTATERS-
EAH-
HATS THE
GOKINJA BE
GOOD FER
MU
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O’Loughlin
- © By Western Newspaper Union
NEz LOOK GRRAND
IN VER NEW
UNNIFORM—
INDADE
VEZ
DO
NOT
BAD
H Lo, EVERYBODY!
WHAT IS THIS
A FASHION
SHOW
4ns A NEW
UNNIFORM
HE TEST
HAD MADE
AND THEM
GOLD STRIPES
ON THE /
SLEEVES.
SURE DO
DECORATE
THE MAN / /
BRONC PEELER—The Grub Thief
ILL SURE MISS M’PAL, BRONC •—
Out I’LL BE DERNED IF ILL GO BACK
AN’ PUT UP WITH THAT BLITHERS
HOMBRE — SAH ON HIM.
t HE WONT BoTHER ME Now •
GosH- ns NICE AN’ PEACEFUL OUT
HERE IN TH’ Woods •—•
UM— BUT THEM F2 EO TATER5
SMELL GooO —-
The Curse of Progress
OH FORTHE GOOD OLD DAYS
WHEN A. FELLER HAD A
CHANCE ‘FORE THEN COULD
LIGHT A KEROSENE LAMP
THET YOU
THAT COME
IN, MAPION?
Cavour sPaRinT’m
AW, HE FIGGERS ALL
voH LL HAVE TO 00IS =
EST BOIL TH PERTATERS AN’F
THEYLL JUMP oP AN DOUJNJ//
AN MASH THEVSEvES, 2 /
Lolly Gads
/ DOES HE MAKE YOUR
DRE. AMS COME TRUE
(NO, THANK
-G00DNESS
THEY ARE ALL
NIGHTMARES/
Though Hope Fades
O) HEART, be brave!
C And, though thy dearest,
fairest hopes decay
Hopes all fulfilled shall crown
another day;
Thou shalt not always grieve
beside a grave.
O heart, be strong!
Be valiant to do battle for the
right;
Hold high truth’s stainless flag;
walk in the light.
And bow not weakly to the
rule of wrong.
—J. G. Whittier.
(Copyright,
THIM SEZ OI’M
A SARJINT-EZ
DON’T GIT
STROIPES TEST
FER LEANIN’ LP
AGIN
LAMP
POSTS
_ — AN’ Now riR SOME
a Good OL DUTCH OVEN
Biscuns—UM-M-
Baked Apples
The newly-weds had had guests
for dinner. When they were gone
Mary said: "Were the baked apples
all right? I only forgot to add the
cinnamon, the water and the
sugar."
"What did you use?" her hus-
band asked.
"The apples," was Mary’s inno-
cent reply.—Indianapolis News.
Explained
Attorney for the Defense (to com-
plainant)—You say my client kicked
you in the face?
Complainant—He did.
Attorney—How could he reach
your face with his feet? He is not
a tall man.
Complainant — He knocked me
down first, sir.
Noted Figure
"Now there’s a genera: for you.
| One day you read about him in
| Mexico, and next in Cuba and a day
- later you hear he’s in Europe."
"To which general do you refer?"
| "General Chaos." — Wall Street
| Journal.
L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg U. S. Pat. Office)
A perfectly just and sound
mind is a rare and valuable
gift.
CONTRARY
— Of Another Stripe
FEEL A GOLD COMING?
IF VA DID-
NOU’D LOOK
LIKE A
CONVICT /
BY NOW.
Do these 3 things
9
Keep your head clear
Protect your throat
Build up your alkaline
reserve
T TIF FAEDTIGA MENTHOL
A w dildu COUGH DROPS
HELP YOU DO ALL 3
By FRED HARMAN
GONE//AN THE
AN’ COFFEE WAS SITfN°
RIGHT ON THAT WoCK —
Now WHO IN TH---:
Idleness Not Rest
Absence of occupation is not
rest; a mind quite vacant is a
mind distressed.—Cooper.
15S
REE LEEF
St
Relieves
NEURALGIC PAIN
( quicket because
ALREADY DISSOLVED
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Inside Guard
Guard well your thoughts and
your words will have much free-
dom.
OBSERVES MOTHER AND AUN’s CANY HELP SMILING BECAUSE AND MOTHER’S SURE SoMEAlN6
COMING INTo NURSERY % SEE 1EY ALL LOOK so SOLEMN 1 THE MATTER WITH HIM, WHERE-
WAY HE DIDN’T WANT HIS MAK AND SERIOUS AS HE REALLY FEELS FINE
BUT THE AVNIS TAIk ME15 MN FACT VAE SIOHT or THEM NOTICES THAT THEY ARE BE
MERELY NAUGHTY, AND MEY STANDING AROUND SHARING GINNING 10 SMILE 100 AND
ALWAYS L0Dk FUNNY WHEN THEY THEIR HEADS SENDS HIM IN- MOTHER DECIDES HE5 All RI6HT
MPVE TMER SCOLDING FACES ON 10 6ALE5 or LAUGHTER
AND ONE OF THE AUN’S 15 DOESN’T 1AINK THEY ARE KEY OOP OUT SHAKING HEADS n
6E11 NO PLAYFUL, TALKING NEARLY 50 FUNNY 15 WAY AND MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT
BABY TALK AND SHAKING HER BEING CONTRARY WHICH FOR SOME
FINGER A1 Him (Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) REASON MAKES HIM SMILE A6NIN
Clean System
Clear Skin
You must be free from constipa-
tion to have a good, clear complex-
ion. If not eliminated, the wastes
of digestion produce poisons and the
skin must do more than its share in
helping to get rid of them.
So for a clear, healthy skin, remember
the importance of bowel regularity. At
the first sign of constipation, take Black-
Draught—the purely vegetable laxative.
It brings such refreshing relief, and tends
to leave the bowels acting regularly until
some future disturbance interferes.
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
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The Meridian Tribune (Meridian, Tex.), Vol. 43, No. 35, Ed. 1 Friday, January 22, 1937, newspaper, January 22, 1937; Meridian, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1631630/m1/4/: accessed August 15, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Meridian Public Library.