Wichita Daily Times. (Wichita Falls, Tex.), Vol. 4, No. 256, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 7, 1911 Page: 3 of 8
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JACK JOHNSON MAY
proud of you; but Miss Ferguson’s in-
digestion to what put you through col-
GO TO ROCK P* , 4
X * Belasco, centle aha kindly in
his relations With men, clinnot resist
occasionally in making caustic com-
ment on the arrogance of some actors.
WOMAN SHOULD BE
HUSBAND’S HELPMATE
Friend of the Housewife
IT is the most useful thing in
A the house," said a lady of
her Bell Telephone. "It takes
my message to the market, to the
I merchant, to the doctor, to the
fire station, to anybody at any
place."
Bell Telephone Service is the standard
service of the world, and every Bell Tele-
* phone is a Long Distance Station.
la Arrested second Time for Speeding
AutomoWid at Ban
i ′-. Francieco, hi .
San Francisco, March 7.—Training
quarters for Champion Jack Johnson
may be the city jail on account or his
arrest for fast automobile driving. A
warrant was sworn out for his arrest
this afternoon by Patrolman William
Center on a, second charge of speed-
ing and Geniar immediately began a
still hunt for the "Big Smoke.” While
the officer hot-footed it to Johnson’s
quarters at the beach, Jack emulated
the Jack Rabbit and clipped into
Chief of Police Seymour's private of-
fice.
"That patrolman is persecuting me,"
complained the champion. But Sey-
mour showed such a lack of sympathy
that Johnson left the officer to aur-,
tender himself. Johnson was convicted
last week for speeding and was fined
$10 or ten days in jail. He appealed
and at that time Police Judge Weller
warned him that the next offense
meant the rock pile.
Such i the view of Mrs. Champ Clark,
Wife of the Next Speaker
of the House.
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LISTEN! STOP! THINK!
* The playwright was arranging for
a scene in one of his famous produce
tions. A question arose as to the Washington, March 7.—Although
proper placing of a crescent moon,
which Belasco insisted must be in an
absolutely correct position. '
“Let’s call in Mrs. Carter,” suggest-
ed the bewildered author who was
seated in the body of the house.
“Mrs. Carter!” decried Belasco.
"what does she know about the moon?
She’s a star."—Holland's Magazine.
e s le
"I know that a male is not so highly
regarded as a role," the old Colonel
remarked, with a dreamy light th his
eyes, “but I never see one without
feeling a throb of gratitude for a cery
tain army mule that must have gone
to the happy feeding trough long ago.”
The young folks, scenting a story,
eagerly drew nearer. . . i
“Yes,” the Colonel continued, fit
It hadn’t been for that mule, I would,
probably have fallen at Seven Pines.”
“Do tell us, Colonel!" someone urg-
ed, unnecessarily. 1
“It was just before the battle,” the
•he believes that women should be al-
towed to vote if they wish to, there ’
are few of the "new woman" eharac-
(eristics in Mrs. Champ Clark, wife of ,
the speakenelect. In an interview to- :
day Mrs. Clark gave an insight into
the political success of her husband
"A woman should be a helpmate
for her husband,” she said. “If she
would reap the full rewards of mar- 1
tied life. My husband and I have al-
ways strived mutually to help one
snother, but I do not believe- in any
wife helping her husband to the ex- a
tent of being a door-mat." .
Mrs. Clark proudly confesses to hav. -
fog won prised at the Pike County 1
fair in Missouri for bread baking and 1
darning. She bays labor is dignified 1
for any woman in the land, regardless I
of her rank. --------w.—L—os J
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Colonel continued musingly. "I was
passing near that mule, and he kicked
"If 1 had my way," Mrs. Clark con
, tinued, “every woman would have a
husband and children. There la noth-
ing sweeter or grander than wife-
A FULL QUART OF
FINE RELISH FOR
8
Hec
It pays to trade
where your pat-
ronage is appreci-
ated. We give a 5
per cent discount
on all cash sales.
With every cash
purchase is giv-
en a ticket. Re-
turn
$5 00
worth of cash sale
tickets and get
25 cents in mer-
chandise free.
Daronn EoCigA Qaumrr Punas”
THE
KAXWEU
HARDWARE
COMPANY
Wichita Falls, Tex., Feb. 28th, 1911.
To the Public: , '
, We desire it understood that our business is
conducted from our office, toe Indiana Avenue,
which can be reached through telephone 4-4-4 and
not solicted through standing on the corner of
7th and Ohio, obstructing the thoroughfare and prov-
ing unsightly to strangers, and those who have
the welfare and beauty of the city at heart.
While some persons may conduct their business
at the expense of the City, we do not pay a big
rental for Storage, Stables and standing room and
then station our wagons on the street.
So, to secure our service kindly call us over
telephone 4-4-4 and we can at all times till your
needs.
McFALL TRANSFER & STORAGE CO.
J. M. McFALL, Prop.
Telephone
M
1 st. ante
P. s.—n is no further to our office than it is
to your telephone,
WE WANT AND WILL APPRECIATE YOUR
re INSURANCE BUSINESS FOR 1911
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Fire Insurance, Real Estate and Rentals Phenenc ortiee 1st., Relidenes 109,
Command Attention from Critical Dres
. T02-.
MRS. NANNIE JENNE
140s
1 love my little upper berth,
. So snug, so warm and cozy,
I love the car roor motion, for
It starts me feeling dozy.
Although I’ve berth marks on my
crown.
hood and motherhood.
"American women are more appre-
clative and grasp opportunities more
readily than any women in the world.
But in my opinion, woman should
have the opportunity to be queen of
the home, first of all." < e.
Mrs. Clark said that when she was
I love my upper berth marked down.
me over a tent and broke both legs,
* an arm and four ribs." a c
"And you feel gratitude for that?"
“Yes, ton see, the lieutenant col-
onel who took command in myplace
was instantly killed in the' fight. 1
shall never get over my kindly feeling
< for that mule. "—Exchange. 1 first married she was afraid that her
—From the Paeans of a Pullman Piker
in Chicago Tribune.
Louis Agassis, the naturalist, spent
the evening of the day he married in
his laboratory as usual. He retired
after his newly found wife was in the
realm of dreams, bringing to his bed-
room two very choice specimens of
the snake'family which he had been
studying and was, still engrossed in.
Forced to part with them for the
night he looked about for a suitable
place to leave them, and finally laid
hold of his wife’s stocking as a con-
venient receptacle.
The next morning when Ms. Agas-
sis rose, she cried "Lottie, there’s a
snake in my stocking! What shall I
do?”
• • •
A country woman and her little boy
were visiting in the city, and while,
seeing the sights of the place the
mother's eye was attracted by Showy
display of stuffed animals in a taxider-
husband, engulfed in politics would
gradually grow away from her.
“Bo I made ft a point," she said, "al-
ways to be ready to go with him
when he wanted me to. In this way
he never found out that he could do
Bismark Relish is not a new one by any ‘ineans
but It is one of the less expensive ones and yet
an especially fine one.
mist’s shop window. .
"Lets go in hero and see what we without me. This very often is the
can get for you, Willie," said the
mother.
"Sure, Ma, and—." His eye fell up-
on a sign, over the shop door, which
toad: “Let we tan your hides.”
secret of happy married people.’”
I -—**-
Nearly smothered. ,
Chandler, N. C.—Mrs. Augusta Lo-
max, of this place, writes: "I had
smothering spells every day, so bad
“Oh, no. Ma, let's don't go in there;
1 get nuff of that at home," he cried that ′ expected death at any time. !
excitedly, and they passed up the tax-
idermists’s shop.—National Monthly.
• ••
could not sit up In died. I suffered
from womanly troubles. My nerves
The vegetables and spices of which it is com-
posed are especially selected for their quality and
then blended to produce u peculiar flavor which is
pleasing to most everyone who tries it.
,
They were pulllag off an amateur
production Of some book play up at
Gilmanton Iron Works, New Hamp-
shire. A young chap that had re-
"A snake!” yelled Agassiz, now ful- 1 ...
ly aroused. “One snaket Heavens, cently graduated from the farm to the
where’s the other one? 1 put two in
there.”—Ladies Home Journal.
7* 1 0
An Irish conductor and a German
motorman were making a “run” to-
position or drug clerk was making his
first appearance on the stage. ‘ His
part was that of an orderly to a
Union Army officer. He had one fine
nether on a suburban line, and as the
conductor waa collecting the fares one n
of the passengers discovered that he
had forgotten his pocketbook and was
without a cent The conductor in-
formed him that he either had to pay
hi* fare or get off the car, and gave
the signal to stop. The motorman be-
came somewhat confuted at this, as
the next station was about a mile dis-
tant and after stopping the car walk-
ed back to the conductor and asked:
"Vot tat der matter? 1st der some-
thing broke?" The conductor an-
swered, "Yes, one of the passengers."
—New York World.
( ***'
"Sir," said the sleek looking agent,
approaching the desk of the meek,
meaching-looking man and opening
one of those folding thingumajigs
showing styles of bindings. “I believe
1 can interest yon in this massive set
to speak: H It. Try It
“A gentleman Waits below by the
name of Solomon Isaacs."
He had rehearsed this line for a
month; he had spoken it in the store
during dull hours; be had spoken It
in the privacy of his room; he had
consulted with everybody else in the
cast as to the proper inflection and
emphasis tb give the IItie, and every-
body had given him some different
style of delivery. ' N 111
By the time the night of the produc-
tion came around he had thirty an-
ferent ways of delivering the line and
was not sure yet which one he should
nse He was made up and dressed at
six thirty, although he was not on un-
till the third act. All through the
show he was wandering around, up
back stage and in dark corners, say-
ing this line over and over: .
"A gentleman waits below by the
name of Solomon Isaacs."
As the time for Ms entrance drew
of books containing the speeches er
the world’s greatest orators. Seventy
volumes, one dollar down and one dol. vous, and more and more undecided
lar a month until the price, six hun-
were unstrung, t had almost given
Up all hope of ever being better. I
tried Cardoi, and it did me more good
than anything I had ever taken. I
am better now than 1 ever expected to
be,” Thousands of ladies have writ-
ten similar letters, totting of the
merits of Cardul. • It relieved their
headache, backache and misery, just
as it will relieve yours, if you will let
nearer he grew more and more-ner-
which version of his line to use. ft.
nally his cue came, and tremblingly
dred and eighty dollars, has been paid. TAJ MA cue came and mnET
This set of books gives you the most he strode to the stage and in a weak
celebrated speeches of the greatest
talkers the world has ever known
and—”
"Let me see the index,” said the
meek man. ‘*
The agent handed it to him and he
looked through it carefully and me-
thodically, running his finger along
the list of namen
Reaching the end he handed the In-
dex back to the agent and said: “It
isn't what you claim It is. I happen
to know the- greatest talker th the
world, and you haven’t her in the in-
dex."—Ladies Home Journal.
Little Bille had been at the bottom
of his cites in spelling for a long time,
when one afternoon he returned home
radiant, exclaiming: * ,
"Mom, 1 got ahead of the next fel-
low today, and I am,not at the foot
any more.".
He was warmly caressed and com-
mended, and after a minute’s reflec-
non he added:
. “Gbe, but he is a bum speller."-
New York World.
The old " family phystelank-befog
away on a much-needed vacation his
practice was intrusted to his son, a
recent medical graduate. When the
old man returned W youngster told
him, among other things, that he had
cured Mine Ferguson, an aged and
wealth spinster, of her chronic Indi-
gestion.
and trembling falsetto said:
“Smilax."—New York Telegra ph.
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On and after March the 15t1, 1911,
we will open our respective banks at
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We are giving, this, notice 1
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themselves to the conditions
hope that no inconvenience
canned and we are forced to take .asm
Step to prevent our office help from
working at night. .
′ We trust that none of our go id eus
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TEXAS PARAGRAPHS.
(Commercial Secretaries.)
Two news items appearing simul-
taneously in the February press of the
State announce with force the great-
neon of Texas and the wonderful di-
versification of our , natural endow-
ments. One dispatch from the south-
ern part of the State tolls of the Straw-
berries being shipped by the carload
to northern markets and the other of
trains that are snowbound in the pan-
handle. Harvesting berry crops and
running snow plows on the same day
is a novel experience that few States
can boast Nature in creating Texas
gavs us an abundance of everything
and our mineral deposits, agricultural
possibilities and industrial opportuni-
ties are as diversified, staple and th-
viting as our climate.
Texas has the largest families of any
State in the Union, the average else of
the Texas family being 5.25 and the
size of the average family in the
United States to 4.75.
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a full quart jar at 35c is a rare bargain for a good
relish.
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Phones 432 and 232 Wichita Falls, Texas
Giacomo Barozzi da Vignola.
3
Do you recognize the above name?
Of course not, unless you are a
, student of the five orders of archi-
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D The simple die, cap and base, the
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■ We Use His Methods in Designing
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Donnell, B. D. Wichita Daily Times. (Wichita Falls, Tex.), Vol. 4, No. 256, Ed. 1 Tuesday, March 7, 1911, newspaper, March 7, 1911; Wichita Falls, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1671201/m1/3/: accessed July 11, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Texas State Library and Archives Commission.