[Intelligence Report - Letter to Dallas Police Department] Page: 2 of 2
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EXTRA EXTRA
YOUR 50 STATES BAKSHEESH
HARRISONBURG BAKSHEESH THE D. C. BAKSHEESH FLORIDA BAKSHEESH
XXXXXXXXXX The Original Free Press Monthly Bulletin XXXXXXXXXX
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT
You've done it again, Mr. President — and what you've done they don't even do in John-
son City. This time it was the Kerner Commission. The first time, of course, it was the Warren
Commission. And both times it went like this:
FIRST. A Soviet-controlled intelligence agency "clears" the members of the Commission.
SECOND. The Soviet-controlled intelligence agency then asks the members of the Commission
if it can testify before the Commission.
THIRD. The Commission says yes.
FOURTH. The Soviet-controlled intelligence agency then proceeds to load (i.e., fill to overflow-
ing) the Commission with information.
FIFTH. On the basis of the information that the Soviet-controlled intelligence agency provides,
the Commission concludes that the Soviet Government had nothing to do with the matter.
Now, we ask you, Mr. President:
ONE. What kind of people is a Soviet-controlled intelligence agency going to clear? The answer
is people who are green (i.e., inexperienced) or red (i.e., Party members) or have exploitable weak-
nesses.
TWO. Are 6,000,000+ words or 1,485 pages needed to tell the truth? "The Soviet Govern-
ment hired Oswald to shoot at the Presidential car's rear bumper, and Oswald overshot the rear
bumper and hit President Kennedy and Governor Connally by mistake." Is that 6,000,000 +
words? "The Soviet Government activated some of its cadres." Is that 1,485 pages? The pres-
ence of too many trees is prima facie evidence that someone is trying to hide something in the forest.
THREE. What kind of information is a Soviet-controlled intelligence agency going to provide?
FOUR. What is your motive, Mr. President?
Address all inquiries to:
COMMITTEE OF THE BROOM
c/o Your 50 States Baksheesh
P. O. Box 2243, Potomac Station
Alexandria, Va. 22301 (USA)
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Dallas (Tex.). Police Department. [Intelligence Report - Letter to Dallas Police Department], legal document, December 29, 1969; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth190865/m1/2/?q=%221969-12-29%22: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Dallas Municipal Archives.