Rio Grande Herald (Rio Grande City, Tex.), Vol. 35, No. 45, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 24, 1978 Page: 8 of 8
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The Magician's Corner
"The Stutterer"
Aitianummum
ju By Michael Angelo oa8gtimmim
Ev..ev ev..evre every ooo epidemic, that ailment, a
ann oooannn once in a while fault, you call it what you
some body, some where want, its embarrassing, one
stutters, that is the words do might say humiliating, yet
not come on out, but part or some people have used it to
divide themselves into
syllables, or don't unite into
the word itself...bo.bo.. but
you understand., who..,
whoo.ah ah..what I mean...
Some great men had that
an advantage, actors,
comics, on the stage, on
TV...they tell me its a heck
of a thing when you are in
love and wish to converse
with your sweetheart, or
trying to declare yourself to
someone or make love...
it's terrible...
Some accidents have hap-
pened because of stut-
tering...a man driving into
the highway asked his
(stuttering) son to look out
the window if a car was
coming...the son says:-
no..no...da..da...the..r..s no
car coming.,.but..(it was too
late) a tru..tro...truck.
boom..crash.
One man trying to tell the
folks of the village of an
accident he had witnessed on
the highway...took him quite
some time to say
ca...ca...ca...finally one of
his neighbors said:
"Automobile."... yes..yes...
...yes...he said..but..it was
on da hi..by..hi...(couldn't
say highway...so he settled
for the paved road when
somebody helped him.
This young man had the
intestinal fortitude to go in
person to his girl friend's
house and ask for her hand in
marriage, but the ole man
wasn't too happy about it, so
when the prospective groom
started to say: He was
honestly and truthfully
asking them for their
daughters ha...han ha...da
ole man broke in: Hell just
the ha..ha..or the hand...or
all of it...the boy got the
THE RIO GRANDE HERALD THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1978 PAGE 8
girl.ha..ha..
A fifteen year old boy was
coming home from town,
and could see some com-
motion at he hog barn, and
what looked like a truck, and
some hog hollering, and of
course rushed in the house to
tell his Pa that some hog
steali ig was going on... BUT1
...da ole boy couldn't very
well get started, (he stut-
tered), and was really
missing...so the old man told
him:-"Sing it, Henry...and
da boy started, to the tune of
the "The Eyes of Texas"
'..."They are hauling off the
hogs, Dad..." The old
jumped out of bed and just in
time grabbed his 12 guage
buckshot rifle and boom...
One of the best, (if you
don't believe it) look for it, iff.
a love affair where both
stutter, both the bov and girl
will get along fine, but very
little conversation, mostly a
nod of yes or no, and a smile,
but they understand each
other...love is blind...there i^-
no barrier...
Adios and 30
Argentina's mineral exports
for this year's first quarter
jumped 155 percent, compared
with the first three months of
1977, according to ail industry
publication.
Legal Notice
NOTICE
THE STATE OF TEXAS
COUNTY OF Starr NO.
302
NOTICE is hereby
given that a hearing will
be held on the 5th day of
Sept. 1978 at 10:00 A.M. in
the County Court at the
County Courthouse of the
above named County in
Rio Grande City, Texas
on the application of the
hereinafter named
owner-for a license to
sell beer at retail at a
location not heretofore
licensed. The substance
of said application is as
follows:
1. Type of license or
permit Beer Retailer's
Off Premise License
2. Exact location of
business 1210 N. Flores
Rio Grande City, Texas
3. Name of owner or
owners Eulalio Cortez
4. Assumed or trade
name 755 Grocery Store
Any person shall be
permitted to contest the
facts stated in said ap-
plication and the ap-
plicant's right to secure
said license or permit
upon giving security for
costs as provided by law.
WITNESS MY HAND
this the 18 day of August,
1978.
Jose S. Hinojosa
County Clerk Stan-
County, Texas
By Estela G. Garza
Deputy
Legal Notice
NOTICE
THE STATE OF TEXAS
COUNTY OF Starr NO.
243
NOTICE is hereby
given that a hearing will
be held on the 5 day of
Sept. 1978 at 10:00 A.M. in
the County Court at the
County Courthouse of the
above named County in
Rio Grande City, Texas
on the application of the
hereinafter named
owner-for a license to
sell beer at retail at a
location not heretofore
lippncprj EVbstZHC"
of said application is as
follows:
1. Type of license or
permit Beer Retailer's
Off Premise
2. Exact location of
business 12 Mi. N. Hwy 83
on E. side FM RD 649
3. Name of owner or
owners John V. Bryan
4. Assumed or trade
name El Sauz Grocery
Store
Any person shall be
permitted to contest the
facts stated in said ap-
plication and the ap-
plicant's right to secure
said license or permit
upon giving security for
costs as provided by law.
WITNESS MY HAND
this the 18th day of
August, 1978.
Jose S. HinojoM
County Cierk Starr
County, Texas
By Estela G. Garza
, Deputy
prices good thursday thru wednesday,
aug. 24-30, in rio grande city
(open sundays 9:00am - 7:00pm)
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TEXAS FRESH GREEN *1(16
bell peppers POUND WW
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prunes pound 4!r
CALIFORNIA LARGE RED Jinfi
plums POUND 4SV
CALIFORNIA FANCY HASS 70 COUNT
avocados each #
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is all about.
FOR OVER 70 YEARS H.E.B. HAS OFFERED THE FINEST QUALITY IN GROCERIES, MEATS. AND PRODUCE
AND AT LOW PRICES. . . AND THIS CONTINUES TO BE OUR CHIEF AIM. HOWEVER, H.E.B. FELT A GROCERY ^
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heavy beef 9
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softeee breatfl 39
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Box Cookies ST. 99
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each
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SON OF
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EACH
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box of 200
anacin " w'tttini
39'
131
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BACON
ranch
country
12 oz. pkg
TURKEY
hindquarters
MKT. WRAPPED LB.
BONELESS
cube steak
HEAVY BEEF LB
BOSTON BUTT
pork roast
E-Z CARVE LB
AMER„ PIMENTO. SWISS
kraft singles
12-OZ. PKG
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$199
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87
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CREAM PIES IBOZIN. 3 /. OZ SI2E
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ENCHILADAS 14-OUNCE
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ORANGE JUICE 14-OUNCE
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POUND
MARGARINE
KRAFTS
PARKAY
lb. qtrs.
49
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Bounty Towels
PAPER
TOWELS
jumbo roll
59
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640z. btl.
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14 ounce can
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LONGRAIN RICE
SALAD Oil
CRISCO 41 ounce Bonn
PEANUT BUTTER
VILLAGE PARK INSTANT
ORANGE JUICE „o>
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vienna sausage
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83c
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Silva, Marcelo. Rio Grande Herald (Rio Grande City, Tex.), Vol. 35, No. 45, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 24, 1978, newspaper, August 24, 1978; Rio Grande City, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth194677/m1/8/?q=%22%22~1: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rio Grande City Public Library.