The Bastrop Advertiser (Bastrop, Tex.), Vol. 49, No. 22, Ed. 1 Saturday, May 31, 1902 Page: 8 of 8
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The Bastrop Advertiser
Aoouttomed to l)b >y Orders.
I I PMjrjNMktr « f rhila.1.1
f*1 • '• tel.* i >u>r\ .vlikh shows th<
readiness of the Pennsylvania
Dutchman to obe\ those in auth.iri
ty: In iKfq Sheridan, under orders
humed ov< y l arn from a vallcx
a' >\e Staunton to a cvrtain j'Kjint
l>e<>\v Winchester. A hand of an
^,r\ tvUIs followed ilu> raid, watch
|pj{ '.ir a cliance to pick up am
Mraffglcrs. Xnumn others who fell
into their hands was a little I'enn-
: vlvania Dutchman, who quietl)
turned to his captors and impurcd:
at you fellows poin^ to di> mit
me The reply came short and
sharp: "Hang you." "Veil," he
said, meekly, vatever is de rult."
His tfood natured reply threw the
C oniedc-rates into a roar of laugh-
ter and saved his life.
Impartant Style.
Senator IV.i ' I urn i> always ora-
torical and declaim" ry nhen in the
senate, even when sp akuij; on the
most comronplace matters. The
other day he made a motion to ad-
journ, speaking in his usual im-
pressive way. Atter the motion had
been carried. President Pro Tern
Prye said to him: "Joe, 1 .ought
wh ti you got on your Irj^s that
time that you were going to move
that the president be impeached."
Fastest Train in the World.
The fastest train in the world is
n >\\ that between Paris and Calais,
connecting with the channel I*tats
l Kngland. It is scheduled to
cover tin. distance of 1S4 i-j miles
in three hours, with a four-minute
s'. 'i and slow speed while passing
through Calais.
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No More Psalms for Boers.
The lirit 1 sh governor of llermuda
h^ ordered that no more pamphlets
of p alnis, published by tiie Ameri-
can I'tv t Society, be circulated
among the liocr prisoners on the
island, because, as he says, the
psalms of David would give hope
tu the Boers and keep alive their
lighting jpirit.
A "Lady Uuitie Association.
Some I right New York women
are consider;ng the formation of a
company for providing ladies quali-
fied tc «'-'t as guide> to the siglits of
New York, as traveling compan-
ions, shopping assistants, etc. The
idea is to charge a stranger entering
the city a fee of $1.50 for meeting
her at the railway station and es-
corting her to her hotel or boarding
l>ou.se. In the headquarters of the
association a list of hotels and
Kiarding houses will 1h? kept, and
such other information as a strang-
er is likely to need, all of which will
be charged for. A similar associa-
tion has been in successful operation
iii London for fourteen yearn under
the direction of its foundress, Miss
Davis. Miss Davis has deemed it
necessary to advertise that "lady
guides will not be furnished for
gentlemen unaccompanied by la-
dies."
The Cautious Maid.
"So you wish leave to get mar
ried, Mary. 1 !io|h you havq given
the matter rerious consideration."
"< )h, I have. •dr. was the earn-
est reply. "I've been to two for-
tune tellers and a clairvoyant and
looked in a si-^n book, and dream* d
on a lock of his hair, and been to
one of those astcrrologers, and to
1 ineejum, and they all tell me to
t;o ahead, 'ir. I ain't one to marry
reckless, sir."
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Champ Clark's Chinaman Story.
Champ Clark told this story in
the house the other day, while de
bating the Chinese exclusion bill.
"God is good." said a Sunda\
sc1kk>1 teacher to a Chinaman, t<
whom religion was being dispensed
"Ciod sends us the sunlight, and
the rain and all our blessings.'
"God allee samee good to me," re
plied the Chianman. "Sent me lot
lily ticket brought hcapec nioiicy.'
A Contract in Norway.
John Dunfee of Syracuse, N. Y..
has been awarded the contract tt
build and equip a railroad among
the fjords and hills of Northern
N irway. He will be the first Anier
Kan contractor to construct a rail-
way in Norway.
ANTf
mumy
REMEDY
COMPOUND.
K<>r l:n|><iT«rUb*l III<J<J<I. liujalrml Vitality,
Periodical CbliU or Kovor*. tint r.turu *wu
whfi bruk 'U ami mm uii> IcMing to uiedU'lu«.
It diwtroyn tb* malarial or«aui n « In Ilia bic.nl
• u<l ajratrm that <- u «' t'hllla am! K«vt>r* to b*-
coiu0 ctiroolo. It In mi Antl Malur i l lion
Totilr Blood Bartflrr, tint ri tora« honlth and
Tigor It In nn excellent remedy for K«n.*
Trouble*. Am for It. l ou't b « anT other,
friou II.UU per bottle; tljrao bottln. WW.
PltnPAllKD (INLY BV
THE EUCALINE MEDICINE C0„
BUtiou A, D.illat, Tozaa.
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The Great and Genuine Attraction for Bastrop and Bastrop County
during the year 11)02, i,s tlie People's Favorite,
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Hhr Cnr-d TWirmds, Will Oure You,
If v 'i are troubled with Kidn v or
*V:i'Wor tron'1 s, suoh a« ' Miy.
Bright'l Disease, Catarrh, (Jr.. . < t the
Bladder, Albumen in Urine "-tl un
lealty deposit#, or too frequent dis-
burse of tho urine, pain in the back
>nd bladder, dropsical swellings of the
'eet and logs, etc, etc., wt) guaranty
that by usinp Smith's Sure Kidney
Care, a complete cure will be effected
Price 50 cenUi and $1.00. For sale b>
C, Erh ad & 8an.
Hard on Insurance Companies.
I'ew fire iusttrance companies in
ie I nitetl States have made any
noney <lurinjn the past year." re-
narked an e\|H-rt in that line the
/ther day. "The losses have Iven
unusually heavy, and have been so
•veil scattered that they have af-
fected practically all companies do-
in<r l usiness m the I'nited States.
1 lieri have been so many big* tires
recently, such as those at i';" rson,
Norfolk and Atlantic City. M*,
personal knowledge of losses is con-
fined to the territory south of Vir-
ginia, but I understand that con-
ditions which exist there are much
the same in all parts of the cutin i
try. Insurance men are at a loss
to explain the increase in the num-
ber of fires."
Aftor Dr. C I IIoH. of Kilcor#. T«m, bad
iriv<* 11 Admlrln® S r«ap rllli l'<imponnd a thor-
oiitjli trial. h« prououiwed it a K'^at rwiwjy
Kir C'lirouii' Malaria tfoui-ral ruu duwu bjraUui,
Luiai^oU byluMU, fc.tc.
TOW BALE U*
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GASTKITUS.
Gauged by some Iriitant Acting Upon
the Mucous Membrane of the
Stomach •
Inflammation of tho stomach, gastric
catarrh or gastritis, an this unpleasant
ifflictiun is variously called, may like
most inflammatory <li..eases, be acute or
chronic in its course. The symptoms of
gastritis are more or less fever, weak
pulse, loss of appetito, coated tongue,
foul breath, bad last" in the mouth, the
head aches dully. There is sensation of
weight or distress in the stomach.
Gastritis is caused by some irritant aet-
intf on the mucous membrane of the
stomach, the irritant is often formed in
the stomach by the fermentation of in-
digestible food. Gastritis will never
develop if you take regularly Dr. Ci'ld-
woll's Syrup Pepsin, the guaranteed
euro for indigestion, constipation and
all diseases arising from stomach trou-
ble!. Pr, CaldveH'- Syrup Pepsin is
an all the year round medicine. Good
for the whole family Tom the smallest
infant up. It is th<* best life insurance
Sold by W, J. Miloy 50c and 1.00 bot-
tles.
Matinees for the Mothers.
Coffee and lemonade for those
tvho get thir.-ty between the acts at
ihe theater is a suggestion made by
Mrs. Gertrude Andrews, who has
|>een press agent of one Brooklyn I
theater, and is to be tii< manager of i
u new one to l* opened in the fall.
!fhe\ have a nursery in the theater
in which she is employed, w ith cribs
and maids, so that mothers can go
l th<' matinee and have their chil-
dren cared for while they enjoy the
drama.
Joaquin Miller's Regrets.
Thi i* Joaquin Miller's Li'tr of
re^nvt to the banquet of the New
Y' rl< Society of Author#:
Hail, fat King N'- II
Had. lighting Ted!
Great William! Grim Ooin Paul!
Hut I d rather twist
Cariugie's wrist—
Tiiat open hand in this hard fist—
l han shake hands with \c all.
Tie It With Careful Carelessness.
"The majority of men, in tying
a four-in-hand, scarf or bow tie, tie
it too carefully," said an expert the
other day. "A ready made up ar-
ticle—a resemblance that no dressy
man aims at. The proper way to do
the trick is to knot the tie a little
bit awry. This does away with the
ready-made appearance that comes
of too careful tying, and gives an
artistic effect. There is quite a
knack in doing the thing correctly
—that is, getting just enough of the
negligee into the appearance of the
Millions Put To Work.
The wonderful activity of tho new
century is shown by an enormous de-
mand for the world's l>est workers Dr.
King's New Lift' I'ills. For Constipa
t on, Sick Headache, Biliousness, or any
(rouble of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys
they're unrivaled. Unly 20c at W. J.
Miley's drug store.
Big Pay for Small Mileage,
Oscar l'ish, of \ aldez, Alaska,
carrier tin- United States mail from
\ aldez, to Eagle, a distance of 413
aides, and receives from the yov-
vrnment $35,000 a year fur making
vo trips a month belu^p
Notable Costume Ball.
Four thousand eight hundred nnd
ninety persons were pr< -t tit ;;t the
recent grand costume ball in l'aris,
each atiired in an appropriate cos-
tume. representing one of Gavami's
caricatures, for it was to raise funds
for a monument to Gavarni that
the ball was gotten up. T' ere r
mk> fienrantes, painters, act r : • 1
actresses of the Parisian tin;. : ,
made up as kings, courtier an ! at
tuidants, forming a brilliant c« r; r
in which were striking imp -r 1
t ions of Iialzac, Uerlioz. AI f r < <! d>
Mussrt, N'ictor Hugo, G <r
Sand, Rachel, Delacroix, Maudi'l-
aire, l.amartine, I! : .t: r 11. ;n s,
Frederic Lemaitro, Paul dr Ko.i<,
and all the notables of the time.
There, U>o, was the (tuirt r< rps de
ballet of the o|xra and the opt ra co-
njique, and three orchctras, the
musicians all dressed as white Pier-
rots.
pt «i>tlrpr<>car,4. OR Hurts B«n : «a<'M. k'U-h
f !t ? • f r frM tv port on f tt« -itabllitr. II--.k "llow5<
ton • .ml' S. and I tjftadTrad*--Mark ,
msE Katr- t t«rina over off^rrd Ui invtnu r lt.
FATENT IAWYF.EH OF 26 YEARS' HACTICE.J
20 000 PATENTS PROCHRrO THROUGH THEM. C>
A' I 1 • •> S ii *1 1 t Fa 11 lifil' ^
l) rvir« 31 «di - if « > ft
C. A. bi .JW&CO^
A. PATENT LAWYERS, 9.
^ Opp U. S Patent Offita, WASHINGTON, 0. C {
CHICHESTER'S V. 3LISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
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CH!C*n:HTRH CIYBMICAI. CO
3IUC Mudlaon H«|uiir<-, I'll I C.A., PA.
Mrtitldii cKI• p«p«r.
NEW SERVICE
VIA
TO
san Antonio,
VIA
WACO, 8. A, 6 A. P. AND SOU. PAC.,
AND TO
austin,
VIA ELGIN AND H. & T. C.
Through Tourist Sleepers
to
CALIFORNIA,
VIA SAN ANTONIO AND SOU. PAC.
Quickest and Bost Line to
MEXICO.
"KATY FLYER"
-TO-
St. Louis, Chicago, Kansas City.
ALL TRAINS HAVE
FREE KATY CHAIR CARS aND
BUFFET SLEEPERS.
Guse's Restaurant and Bakery
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It it'll is known far ami wide for its SQUAUK DEALINGS with its patrons
ail over Bastrop county. Daring the year 1JKI2, we intend making theGUSK
BEST At BANT AND BAKEBV a Greater Attraction than ever. Call and
price our Goods and the low prices will astonish you.
Dry Goods andGroeemes
fe pride ourselves upon the elegant DBV GOODS and GBOCEB-
1ES carried by our house, and when it comes to QUALITY and
PRICE, we invite the closest inspection, l>elieving fair, honest,
square dealings will win golden opinions from the trading public.
ST. LOUIS. W1
BEER and ICE.
^ e arc also Agents for the celebrated
ANHUESER-BUSCH BEER.
And receive regularly Pure and Solid Ice
BY THE CAR LOAD.
y We ulso have the agency for the great Health Food,
MALT NUTRIIsrE.
Gise's Restanrant wi Bate?
ADVERTISER'S AGLNT8.
Genvral Akl-ui—J. II. Gillsnpy.
l'ai^e—J. T. Helium.
McDiule—'ieorgo Miltnu uml \N .
S. Porter.
Elgin—Mi B F. Sheashy.
Cedar Creek—J. I). Alexander,
lted Hock—Gus Jung. Joe I'rol>Bl
and I'. W. llarrin.
Watteraon—C. C. Watte rson and
I'. W. Harrli.
Smithville—Geo. M. Gentry.
BASTUOi' CHAPTER, NO. tfo,
K. A. M.,
K«;gular moetlngon
the FI r * t Saturday
Niglit lu eacti inontli.
T. C. Cain,
M. K. II. I'.
W M. ANIHIKWS,
Hee'ly.
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THE WORLD'S BEST I
THE
BASTROP LODGE, NO. 118,
KNIGHTS OF PVTIIIA8,
lingular uioetlng
Friday night <>f ♦•uch
w«'<>k.
E. II. I'KIIKINS,
C. 0.
I'llOS. II. l'AUKS,
K. of U. A s.
GAMHLK IiOIMiE, NO. 2+4,
a. r. a a. h. ,
Hcgular mint-
ing. 4th Saturday
night in euc •
tno it Ii
,t\ KniiAitn,
nv) w. M.
IL.J W. M. ANI.IU V. •<,
- Seet'y.
BASTROP CAMP, NO. 7 ,
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CHICKERING
PJANO.
Made by the atauncli ol.l American house, Chickerinir & Soub. of
Boston, established
The New Style
Gliickering Grand
In absolutely tho acine of perfection tu Piano Building. It ia a
model for all others, none excepted.
Ihe CHICRKHINti I'lANOS have received more medals,
awards and others honors, than all high grade Pianos combined.'
There is no other I'iano on earth that can eijual the new style
( ill( KEHIN<. (>HANl> in respect to tone. It is a masterpiece,
the rest.lt i>f 7H years continuous manufacture and developement
on scicntilic principles.
Popular Favorite^ ^^p^
These are not us cosily as other high grade Pianos, still a
modern Emerson in the Family circle in something to bo shown
with pride to the most critical musicians.
THE GOGGAN PIANOS.
There i* nothing can be had equal to these fur the price. They
are specially mailt to our order fur Texas climate.
We carry everything in the music line, and have houses in
Galveston Dallas. San Antonio, Houston. Justin. Waco.
Thos. Goggan & Bro.
A. T. Morkis, C. C.
J. R. LlMTKJl, Clerk
J. THIELEMANN.
THE GUNSMITH,
Is just in receipt of a large and complete line of
RIFLE, SHOT and TARGET GUNS, PISTOLS.
We have all sizes and makes of ammunition. All
kinds of fishing tackle. In fact, everything carried in
the sporting line. Call and inspect stock.
J. THIELEMANN.
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Cain, Thomas C. The Bastrop Advertiser (Bastrop, Tex.), Vol. 49, No. 22, Ed. 1 Saturday, May 31, 1902, newspaper, May 31, 1902; Bastrop, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth205594/m1/8/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Bastrop Public Library.