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MINISTER NOT TO BE BLUFFED.
A LIVING DEATH.
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Pertonal Comfort Disregarded In
Goodly Zeal.
The Re?. N. Uoynton wan raising
the debt from the little church at
Georgetown, Mo., one summer, ten or
twelve years ago. He asked each
member to Rive $1. Most of the bro-
thers and sisters were willing to give
the amount, but ono old farmer wus
loath to part with his inlte. Meeting
him one morning on the wharf, the
minister asked him again for tlio dol-
lar.
"Jump Into the water and ycu get
It," whs the reply.
Without a word, and much to the
surprise of the farmer, the reverend
gentleman plunged luto the water, and
when he scrambled up on to the
wharf the dollar was handed to him,
amid the laughter of the lookers-on.
Air de Luxe.
W. P. Northrup, In the Medical Rec-
ord. saya that civilized man has
learned how to eat and drink and how
to wash, but he has not yet learned
how to ventilate. The author depicts
the unhygienic conditions existing In
most places of public assemblage,
owing to the lack of fresh air, and says
that the need for reform in this re-
gard Is also great in prlva'.e dwell-
ings. The curse of modern living Is
overworking, overheating and lack of
ventilation, not to mention worry and
hasty eating. The suggestion Is made
of utilizing the roofs of dwelling-
houses as sources of fresh tlr, by con-
structing roof gardens.
Vividly Described By a Citizen of
Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Andrew Johnson, 411 West Twelfth
St., Sioux Falls, 8. !>.. says: "Doau'a
Kidney l'llla saved
my life. My doctor,
from a careful an-
alysis of the urine
and a diagnosis of
my case, had told
me I could not live
six weeks. I was
struck down In the
street with kidney
trouble, and for a
whole year could
not leave the houBe
1 lost flesh, my eyes failed me. 1
bloated at times, my back hurt and 1
suffered u living death. There seemed
no hope until I began using Doan's
Kidney rills. Then 1 began to Im-
prove. The pnln left gradually, the
swellings subsided. 1 gained appetite
and weight, aud to make a long story
short, 1 got well!"
Sold by all dealers, 50 cents a box.
Foster-MUburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Carnegie's Diversions.
Andrew Carnegie plays gold In mod
eration, but is extremely fond of trout
and salmon tubing
Good Health!
How to get it. How 10 maintain It: j
lake uuture* medicine, timtielij lea.
tbe milr* laxative. It is made of
It purihe* tli* blood and eniabbehrs a nor- j
innl sc
bowels.
ciion ul liver, kidney a, ktoiuacb aud
I There are more accidental deaths
from drowning ever> y< ir in Hngluud
than from any other cause.
Mm, WIiiiIiiii'i Soothing; Nyrop.
For children treibiay. Hie guiii«( r«Uuc«« lu
1 fUuiutatiou. •!. .* I'win curti wind coin * tattl*
Mitthey Kaulds, a weaver of Kilmar-
nock, Scotland, has Ik > 1: at his loom
xo years, and he Is more than UU years
of age.
High Class Druggists
AND — OTHERS.
Nell—"He Is nearly seven feet tall"
Hello—"Yes, he's little short of the
ridiculous."
At the recent funeral of King Noro-
dom of Cambodia the offtolaJ mourners
at the funeral gave voice to their grief
through megaphones, with much effect.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
m mttcmrj will «r«iy destroy lb* Mn*« mt •m«ll
and fotnpltUly lb# wbulv tvtltm whtn
entering It through the mucous aurfscsi. Surb
•rllcltt should tersr bo us<id eicept on presenp-
Ituus froiu rspulsM* pbystclsns. m tbe dsins^s iLejr
will do Is ten fold to the good you csn poss:b!y de
rive from them HaU'i t stsrrh Cure. menuftctU'-ed
by F.J Cheney 6 Co., Toledo. O eonielns no msr
cury.snd Is tafcen Iniernslly acting dlrwtiy ugon
the blood end mucous surfeoss of the system, In
buying Hell's Catarrh Cure he sure rou est tbe
8enulne It Is Uken Inierually end nude In lo,
bio. by 7 J Cheney A Ca Testlmonleis free.
I oiedo,
Hold b? Druggists." Price, fie per bottle.
Take (tail's Katun? Tills for cuastl^atloa.
No Fresh Air In London.
There Is no fresh air In the heart
of London, according to the conclu-
sions of a recent investigator. He
Fays: "No evidence of ozone was any-
where apparent, except at Browns-
wood Park, In the northeast. It was
from the northeast quarter the wind
was blowing and the air had lost all
trace of ozone before It had reached
Hyde Park; at liushey Park, although
practically a eovntry district, 110 ozone
was present In the air. London had
not only abstracted the goodness out
of the air that swept over It, but had
added to It the exhalations from the
breath and bodies of thousands of an-
I imals. Persons living within a one
or two mile radius of Charing Cross
cannot have fresh air entering their
dwellings at any time."
Don't Get Wet!
TOWF.R'S SLICKERS
will keep you dry ss
nothing else vvill.bccause
they arc the product of
the best materials and
seventy years' experi-j
ence in manufacturing, j
A. J. TOWFR CO.
Boston, U.S.A.
I TO Wt CAN All IAN 00 .1.14.
*7,1/ MktOE Toronto Cu
Ml
Exactly.
yeast 'works,'
what does It
"When
produce?"
"(iiis, principally."
"Why, that's Just like congress, Isn't
it!"—Cleveland Leader.
Tho World's Standard
DE LAVAL
GREAM
SEPARATORS
700,000 In Uie.
Tse 1 nn*s
All Ofheri Combined.
Have $10 - l>*r Cow
Avery K ear of Use
over ell Gravity
Hfttu Systems
and 43 - prr Cow
ever ell
Imitating tteparatore
R#*<1 IWr Mr« l M>e I
THE DE LAVAL SEPARATOR CO.
74 Cortlandt 8ireet
Canal ft Kendolub 8ts
CHICAGO
Of KM
N IW YORK
ooo mh irmlts all* un 4l smknt |k«.
W. L. Douglas
•3-® & *3= SHOES "A'
W. 1.. DoukIbb S4 • OO Cllt Edgo Lino
cannot be equalled at any price.
j fSTAf>USMEf~~~~
JULY 6 (8T#
j1[capi1ai •2.500000
IV. L. DOOOLAS MAKf S < Br LIS MORE
MFN'lt fX.IW BHOfS THA* ANY OTHCR
MAMUFAOTORtR If* lHt WORLD.
tin nnn HIWABO to inyont whe em
>i IL/,l'UU disprov* this
Ill coulit Otkr vou Inln inv three Inrgr luctorle*
at llrrnktiin, Maim., nntl ihnw you the inllnltc
tutr * llh hti h r\ erv | ilr ol •hoc* (• nind« you
woultl rei«lt e why ^ 1.. (Hiiisla* I t 50 *h «a
co t more l« m«ke, why (lie) hold Ihelr th^ite,
lit heller, wenr lunger, and ate ol greater
intrlnalc \ nine than any other $.1. !M> «hi>e.
W. L. Ooualam Slrona Mndm Shorn* for
Man, 9V.HO, Roym' School A
Ormu■ Khomm, Ait. AO, IV, >1.75, 91. AO
CAUTION. Imin "i"'ti l'« l"g " ' ''• '
|a« ahoAA. Tiki' tin sutmtUuti' 'Nona gnniune
Without l>l« n*in« and |>rlc« tanip d < n Il.ii in
fait Color t it' ««>' "> V " u,ar
WriU) lor '
It's a Jarer.
If yon smash or brulHts your finger,
do not cry.
If you «prain a Joint or muscle, just
try
Rubbing a little of It on, and the pain
will soon be gone.
It performs while others promise,
"they will cure you bye and
bye".
Hunt's Lightning Oil Is the great-
est Instantaneous -fHirformer In the-
circus of life. Any ache or pain It
ill not Jar loose Is a fixture.
William Ueitz, of Dvjwwieldorf, Ger-
many, has lost the slight yf his eye
from injuries caused by a grain of rice
whloh was thrown into It ou tho day
he waa married.
Test Its Value.
Simmons' Liver Purifier Is tho most
valuable remedy I ever tried for con- j
stlpatlon and disordered liver. It does j
Its work thoroughly, but does not
gripe like most remedies of Its char-
acter. I certainly recommend It
whenever the opportunity occurs.
Al. M. Tomllnson,
Oswege, Kausas.
Rub a little skin food into your nails
every night It will keep them from
breaking. Wear a pair of old gloves
when you work.
Taylor's ('hi'rokrc ltemedy of Kwort Gum
and Mullen is Nature's great remedy—Cures
Doughs, ('dliis, ('roup and ConsuDiplion,
M.il nil throat and luug troubles. At drug-
gists, IUk\, 50c. and fl 00 |ht bottle
Slllictis—"Electricity Is the greatest
force in the world." C'yinucuu—"How
ibout flattery ?"
■cCANB'S UBTBCTIVB iOINCT,
Hobiioh, Texas, operates the largeat fores
ol competent detectives Im the Soutli.
they rentier written upinious in casci not
hanttletl by them Reasonable talcs.
Tommy—What does the submerged
tenth mean?
Pa—That's a fellow's margin.
C1TC permanently rurnl \n nts or nerTonsnee#after
s I I • r.r*i de* 9 M«e of I t \ line s«treat Ner*s Itemor
sr Rend f« r rHF.K 9V.HO trial bottle snd treatise
UK-K It KL1NK ltd., VII a r i street. I'hlledwlplit* he.
And to get back to keeping young,
the very best of common sense is for
every woman to look her beat every
minute of her life.
Suffer
in
Silence
The hotter elasi of drtltrpriiits, everywhere, (ire men of ecientific attninmentB and high Integrity,
who ilevoto their lives to tho welfare of their fellow men in supplying the heBt of remedies und
pure.-t medicinal agents of known value, in accordance with physicians' prescriptions and
sciontific formula. Druggists of the better class manufacture many excellent remedies, but
always under original or ollicinal names and they never sell false brands, or im.tation medicines.
They aro the men to deal with when in need of anything in their line, which usually includes
all standard remedies and Corresponding adjuncts of a first-clacs pharmacy and the finest and
bust of toilet articles and preparations and many useful accessories and remedial appliances.
Tho earning of a fair living, with the satisfactu which arises from a knowledge of the benefits
conferred upon their patrons and assistanco to tho ivd-cal profession, is usually their greatest
reward for long years of study and many hours of daiiy toil. Tbey all know that Byrup of
Figd is an excellent laxativo remedy and that it gives universal satisfaction, and therefore they
aro selling many millions of bottles annually to the weil informed purchasers of tho choicest
romedies, and they always tako pleasure in handing out the genuine article bearing the full
name of the Company—California Fig Pyi'up Co.—printed on the front of every package.
Thoy know that in cases of colds and headaches attended by biliousness and constipation and
of weakness or torpidity cf tho liver and bowels, arising from irregular habits, indigestion, or
over-eating, that tiiere is no other remedy so pleasant, prompt and beneficial in its effects &s
Syrup of Figs, and they are glad to sell it because it gives universal satisfaction.
Owing to th« excellence of Syrup of Figs, the universal satisfaction which it fives and the
immense demand for it, imitations have been made, tried and condemned, but there are
individual druggists to be found, here and there, who do not maintain the dignity and principles
of the profession and whose greed gets the better of their judgment, and who do not hesitate
to recommend and try to sell the imitations in order to make a larger profit. Such preparations
sometimes havo the name—" Syrup of Figs"—or "Fig Syrup" and of some piratical concern,
or fictitious fig syrup company, printed on the package, but they never have the full name of
the Company—California Fig Syrup Co.—printed 011 the ,".ont of the package. The imitations
should be rejected becauso they are injurious to the system. In order to Bell the imitations
they find it nec«*Bsary to resort to misrepresentation or deception, a 1 whenever a dealer passes
off on a customer a preparation under the name of "Syrup of Figs" or "Fig Syrup," which
does not bear the full name of tho California Fig Syrup Co. printed on the front of the package,
he is attempting to deceive and mislead the patron who has been so unfortunate as to enter his
establishment, whether it bo large or small, for if the dealer resorts to misrepresentation and
and deception in ono case he will do so with other medicinal sgents, and in the filling of
physicians' prescriptions, and should be avoided by every one who values health and happiness.
Knowing that tho great majority of druggists are reliable, we supply the immense demand
for our excellent remedy entirely through the druggists, of whom it may be purehfied every-
where, in original packages only, at the regular price of fifty cents per bottle, hut ns exceptions
exist it is necessary to inform the public of the facts, in order that all may decline or return
any imitation which may be sold to them. If it does not bear the full name of the Company—
California Fig Syrup Co.—printed on the front of every package, do not hesitate to return tho
article and to demand the return of your money, and in future go to ono of the better class of
druggists who will sell you what you wish und tho best of everything in hid lino at reusonablo prices.
Thousands of Women
suffer every month In silence, tortures that would drive a man to the edge of des-
pair. The ailments peculiar to women are not only painful but dangerous and
should receive prompt treatment before they grow worse. If you suffer from pain,
irregular functions, falling feelings, headache, side ache, dizziness, tired feeling, etc.,
follow the example of thous-
ands of women who have
been relieved or cured, and
take Wine of Cardul.
Sold by all Druggists
mm
BBESBl
wine
OF
Ool. William H. Tilibs, of Mtirsy
county, (ieornla. now '.mi years old. 1?
the last living oougres.sman of the Con
federate Btate.
aitmtsd
I,. IMHUit.AM, llrtM'klou, Mass.
V/. N. U. HOUSTON—NO. 1S, 1906.
When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This P*p«r.
PATENTS that PROTECT-
r J fcsel/Tnv Isteaior* •stUl •• rswiptsf • stais*
rrr,?j.
I U.S.S *H
Tbe Best Guaranty of Merit
Is Open Publicity.
Every bottle of I >r. Plcrcc's world-
famed medicines leaving the irreat lalx>-
rntory at UuffMu, N Y., has prlntad
upon Its wruppur all t1"" uurrodi«mts
entering into its enni|ioslt .. u. This fact
ulone place* t)r Pierce's Family Medi-
cines In o flu*it 1ill by thrmxehv*. They
cannot bo clashed with patent or secret
medicines because they aro neither, 'litis
is why so many unprejudiced physicians
presents them and recommend tlietn to
th.«ir patients They know what they
aro 00tni>0Ned of. and that the ingredients
are thoso endorsed by tho most eminent
medical authorities
The further fact that neither Dr.
Pierce's (iolden Medical Discovery, ths
great stomach tonic, liver luvlgorator,
heart regulator and blood purifier, uor his
"Kavorite Proscription" for weak, over-
worked, broken down, nervous women,
contains anv alcohol, also entitles them
to a place nil bv themselves.
Many years ago, 1 r Pierce discovered
that chemically pure glycerine, of propel
strength, in a better solvent and preserv-
ative of the medicinal principles resid-
ing In our indigenous, or native, medi-
cinal plants than is alcohol; and, further-
more, that it possesses valuable medicinal
properties of Its own, being demulcent,
nutritive, antiseptic, and a most cfltcient
anllfnrinent.
Neither of the above medicines con-
tains alcohol, or any harmful, habit-
forming drug, as will be seen front a
glance at the formula printed on each
bottle wrapper. They aro safe to uso and
|Nitent te cure
Not only do physicians prescHbo the
above, non-socret medicines largely, but
the most intelligent jieople employ them
—people wlio would not think of using
the ordinary patent, or secret medicines.
Kverv ingredient entering Into tho com-
tmsition of !>r Pierce'si medicines has
the strongest kind of an endorsement j
from leading medical writers of tho
several schools of practice. No other
medicines put up for like purposes has
anv such pri'/rssional endorsement.
f)r. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation Is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One "Pellet" is a gentlo
iaiative, and two a mild cathartic. Drug-
gists sell them, and nothing 1s "Just as
good." lilasy to take as candy.
The Russians have no trial by Jury.
In fuct, a great ninny of thorn have
no trials of snv kind; Just simply
cheap, unostentatious funerals.
An Old-Fashioned Party.
Invite the gnosis to come arrayed in
t.he most ancient gowns they possess or
csm twirrow. Even t he men ought to be
able to bring forth si drHSs coat of old-
time cut. Then arrange a programme
of songs in favor, say, 50 years ago.
Serve tea, coffee, hot baking jKiwder
biscuit, cold pressed chicken, boiled
ham, sliced pickle* and cup custard
with siwirtKi* oake and hot gingerbread,
stick oandy and apples.—Madame
Merrl.
Not "Just as Good"—It's the Best.
One box of Hunt's Cure is unfailing-
ly. unqualifiedly and absolutely guar-
anteed to cure any form of skin dis-
ease. It is particularly active In
promptly relieving and permam utly
curing all forms of Itching known.
Eczema, Tetter, Ringworm and nil
similar troubles are relieved by one
application; cured by one box.
Says a Toklo newspaer: "On ac-
count of advanced age, Count Taka-
yuki Siusak' (7it) and Viscount Tom-
oyukl Hayashl (S4 have obtained the
privilege of carrying sticks in the im-
perial palace."
For Freckles.
Leimon juice applied at night will
sometimes remove them it they are
vtT.v obstinate a little peroxide of hy-
drogen, one quart to two of water, may
be dabbed on now and then An old-
fashioned remedy, the virtue of which
has been proved, Is buttermilk
FYecklee have been cured by a good
healthy coat of tan, but a face that
freckles seldom pets sunburnt For use
on the akin In summer there is noth-
ing superior to almond cream It keeps
both face and hands In perfect condi-
tion, particularly In places where the
water Is hard or contains iron. And
for those who plav isolf, tennis, or do
any rowing It will prevent the forma-
tion of blisters and hangnails.
Wnrth Knowing
—thst Allcock's are the original snd only
genuine porous plasters . all other so-called
porous plasters are imitations
Cures Cancer, Blood Poison and Rheu-
matisrn.
If you have blood poison producing
eruptions. pimples, ulcers, swollen
pin nils, bumps and risings, burning.
itchliiK skin, copper-colored spots or
rash on the skin, mucous patches In
mouth or throat, falling hair, bone
pains, old rheumatism or foul ca-
tarrh. take TJotanlc Wood Halm (H.
B. fl.) It kills the poison In tin- blood;
soon all sores, eruptions heal, hard
Bwelltngs subside, aches and pains
stop and a perfect cure Is made of
the worst cases of Dlood Poison.
Fo- cancer, tumors, swelllngM, eating
sores, UKly ulcers, persistent pimples
of all kinds, lake H. B. It. It destroys
the cancer poison in the blood, heals
cancer of all kinds, cures the worst
humors or suppurating swellings.
Thousands cured by li. li, II after all
else falls H II. li. composed of pure
botanic Ingredients. Improves the dl-
gestton, makes the blood pure and
rich, stops the awful ItchlnK and all
sharp, shooting pains. Thoroughly
tested for thirty years. Druggists, J1
per large bottle, with complete direc-
tions for home cure. Sample free and
prepaii' by writing Wood Malm Co.,
Atlanta. <!a. Describe trouble and free
medical advice also sent In sealed let-
ter.
An Edgbaston, England woman, who
was summoned for annoying neighbors
by blowing a whistle, said she had been
hypnotized, and blew it lo call atten-
tion to the fact.
The Senator's Acumen.
"I have always noticed," remarked
the nuiii who comment* on things,
that the man who eat* the most Is not
always the fattest."
"True," replied Honntor Itadger, "an 1
I have always noticed that the man
who talks the most Is not always the
wleeet."—Milwaukee Sentinel.
Never Falls.
There Is one remedy, and only one
I have ever found, to cure without
fall such troubles In my family as
Eczema, Ringworm and all others of
an Itching character. That remedy Is
Hunt's Cure. We always use It and It
never fulls.
W M. Christian,
Rutherford, Teun.
The Waiter's Rebuke.
Bishop ilrewster of Connecticut,
while visiting some friends not long
ago, tucked his napkin in his collar to
avoid the Juice of the grape fruit at
breakfast, says I.lpplncott's. He
laughed rs he did i(. and said It re-
minded him of a man he once knew
who rushed Into n restaurant, and,
sealing himself at a table, proceeded
to tuck his napkin undei his chin Ho
then called a waiter and said "('an I
pet lunch here7' "Yes," responded
the waller In a dignified manner, "but
not a shampoo "
The EDISON
This la the
Edison stondord Pfionooroofi
which in tlie for the
home t'i i-nlrriain knil ailu'se
your family mid friends lo
in-nr it in lo buy it. It i> the
mont complete and wonderinl
Maeiiini* for producing clear
mid dikiltii'l tones ol ntiy Mit-
liiti* on tiir market
You ran secure from us
thin Mltrlitiie, Including
l.iirio-- Morning tilery
Horn. Adjunaiii,. : mini.
ninl IU lii-iordii for only
Si.lrt tin ihi rash i.imI
$<l.ii0 per montU
Umi't <lelny, tin# order one lit onee. Von will lie miprenie-
ly ifr*tlllfil i«t the revolts aeeniitpilHlietl In lotting "it. * f
these loktrunienta In your home. Order your revvrds
II from ilk
ths
TAYLOR BROS.,
MiiimifurtiirtitK (MID .lli&lu St.* IIomtni, Tn.
WINCHESTER
"LEADER" AND "REPEATER" SHOTGUN SHELLS
Carefully inspected shells, the best of powder,
shot and wadding, loaded by machines which
give invariable results account for the superior-
ity of Winchester ••Leader" and "Repenter"
Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shells.
Reliability, velocity, pattern and penetration
are determined by scientific apparatus
and practical experiments. They are
THE SHELLS THE CHAMPION3 SHOOT
I Civilization enables a woman to wear Unn/llfQ AMR QIIPPI ICQ
a tailor-made gown and eat with a i\UURf\0 RI1U OUirLlLv)
fork.
Bend uh your Developing and
Finishing.
Important to Mothers.
1 Krtunlnn carefully every bottie of CASTOR!A,
■ kkfn and dure remedy for tufkula nml children, HOUSTON OPTICAL CO.,
Mid ne« that it SOS MMl\ JTRKKT
Enthusiasm is lo a man what steam
is to a locomotive.
Hearktlia
Bl|;uktut' of (
In Uie For Over 30 Year*.
TW Kind You Uttvo AUva/a bought. |
Y^ast—When a house bui n« down, It
I burns up, doesn't It?
CiIniHonbeHk - Yes; and when a shop1
| shut u|i it shuts down, doesn't it'.'—i
Yonkti-s Statesman.
| "I have been misquoted," said the
j new congressman. "Well," answered
the experienced statesman, "wait and
see how it turns out Sometime* a man
I is lucky to bo misquoted."
DEFIANCE STARCH
to Work With trill
r.lnf4''-# ti
PATENTS for PROFIT
niuat fully pmtooc an luv«utlon. Book>t nn4
Calendar riil-.l-: Ht*cli*-«t en
t nmrauDlrmU)n« couBrtrulltl. KNt Mt*haa
llAfvii, f«nwi«k k Uvitiu*, Wftahiagioa, D. (X
Mrs Vanderbilt recently came ^vi
jioesMHsliin of n thlinble of that excel
letit nwedlewomau. Queen KlUabeUi.
• I n
i n_ 4i u_t. _
IdCrcofc Hail Resforer at perfecft Drossin^ dnd f?cstorer Pricc$100
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