The Bastrop Advertiser (Bastrop, Tex.), Vol. 68, No. 4, Ed. 1 Thursday, August 26, 1920 Page: 4 of 8
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THOUSANDS PROCLAIM
THE MERITS OF
PE-RU-NA
lead Tktir Letter*
Mrs. Mart;.* C. Dj!«, -- I". D. t,
Cannon, L>«L, '*r;u> "I ii en-
tirely cured of caUffb of
the ito" a-:h and . «... t; I'L-
Kl NA "
Mr. J Payer, Git-n Ule, Ore;- ni
"Tin r .« no i * 1:-. • i'i -KL?-
K'A for c*\.r' • afn.
Mr . K ti- .' ;ur .a . ! iur*,
Ohio: "J'K-Kl'-NA c •! me of
catarrh o' the he-i
Mr. J. II. Co r s, \SYs <n, M i-
tiff .pp.: '"PE-H -NA n .s^s rr.e
feel Tinw an<i able to work
without that tired, v c-ak fMlittf I
ir-.a .y have other*..-*;."
Mr*' P. I.jdv g"fu, AU'tin, Min-
nesota: "I g< '■ r.d of nr.;. nver
trouii.e and can «tt ujfthii^
tek:r !• 11 ■ V-A "
Mr- 1.. Hi tr.r./. L- Ka£t K/.'th
M., New York ( it;. : "]• r catarrh
of the h'-ad and stomach, I hava
found PK-UL'-NA bett-r than any
ctr>r rr.e Lt
Mr. V, H. K iffur, 49 C'oper St.,
Atlanta. Ge -rg.a: "PE-Rl -NA
cured me niter I Lad suffered
f;fte*n year* with rheumatism."
Mrs Ia na I>o<i«i, K. No. ft,
Medon. 1 <'nn< s«ee: "PE-Hl'-NA
i- a grand medicine for coughs arni
colds."
So many diseases are due to ca-
tarrh rind catarrhal conditions,
makes 1'E-Rl - A the best medi-
cine in the world to have on hand
for emergenc;c and general health
protection. Thousands of families
f re never without a bottle of PE-
KL'-NA or a box of PE-Rl'-NA
Tablets in the medicine cabinet.
T::;.t Is the >afe way.
You can buy PE-RU-NA any-
vrhf-' n •abb • or liquid form.
■ ——
He Kept On.
"Why ure ymi -taking out a lot
here, my imiii"'"
"Gonna live here."
"Hut you can't live here. This la
tit*- great Americuu desert It's too
dry."
"I nm'! see tl. it It's ■ • dryer here
than nnywhf: • • •-.■ I.mi. ■. !li. <'<i r-
ler-JourriHl.
POLES DRIVE REDS "DANDERINE" !TENNESSEE RATIFIES:
FROM NEAR WARSAW Stops ng 0u,: WOMEN GIVEN VOTE
Why carry a pjn when you go hunt-
ing for work?
Sure
Relief
BUV^
ro
INDIGESTION
6 Bell-ans
Hot water
1 Sure Relief
RE LL-ANS
Ik#for indigestion
DONT
DESPAIR
If yoo are troubled with pains or
•chea; feel tired; have headache,
indigestion,insomnia; painful pass-
age of uruie, you will find reJief in
COLD MEDAL
CAPSULES
Tb« world'* standard r rn djr for Hdntty,
fciaddw mnd uric (cid troubles and
National buru^y rA Holland sinra 1616.
71>/ « ai*« , all druggists Guarsntaad.
fw ntm* CoW M-H*l on , wf
aM +' Ctp4 to
USE ANTISEPTIC
UL-EN-OL
; A MOUTH WASH
and DENTIFRICE
It ClMftt th T th, Oi l f cl« Ihi Mmith
ind Keep* th« Gumt F rm ind Hcaithjr
FREE TRIAL
Let ui prom to jou, a*, our thai
BOND'S LIVfR PILLS
ar ? an tofalllble rrttiwl ■■ for ' <>natt
patlon. Hillounno.il ami Malaria. Vi'i will
a«-nd you a liberal Mtiiplo by n>*ll at ><jui
rcjiiMt. U'rlit io>l*jr.
HONIi'8 PHAKMAf V < n , I ttl<( l^k Ark.
1*14 fw SO fnn FOI P *l *tl*. 1 H1IJJ **D mix
Aim • flat Cn«>alSti<ii|lk>iila|T>iU At All Unf Sum.
SALESMEN WANTF-D
Visi* or FVin*!* '% • h«#n«f«t in<< . put +n\
To tin I, prtHfirvM h Al(h , n- . in-
•titumran1 n v«st igut lot. « i
ft4 «1 Ttwuft n<l« of loJlur •r*- In > ai vi-
cinity nw n!f(* i«« t uy ihl« autorn tl« f \t-
ele«.ri lru' V\ t#r CTI-iw^t fVcbcill. I'rlVHI
l orri*r Kftotorlni, llirb*r>8ho| i "houlfl In
•(a!I (htm, th«> win ihow rHp^cf to t# •
locality whff* thHr llvln* l muli Th y
u**> fifiljr pur* wfct«*r Mall appilr® ion« r f ,
niinf fi rr1tory rnu will work I'ullrn
Pfmow ! 't Mobil', Ala
Thousands cf Prisoners, Can-
non and Machine Guns
Taken From Bolshev.ki,
\V; r«a w —Tl - Pi ill r>!ve la
no* n ' n Nif<r< th.^n 1 '.100
I": ! . •. ar-hlne
-• i. «:;<! " .-si - of *■ [ j.|\ . ^rt-
litvi- I *•' n i ujii ur* 1 the bolith^v.
1«i i'.*. i an'l Wj - ■ ' , t i. r 'ijcii
*'•! ' '• r«-ij« '-nr. id their
tow. ; J th" 'af.ifal
(>■> !,.■ tl • I'ollHh i>r' --'ir ' from
v northeast I" |r r> :orl>"\ that the
loliheviki at- with !raw;n« Jhfir
for'-en whk-h ralde'i th - Vwtula, coutti
of the l'r:;-nan 1 irder nini to the
northwest of War-.tw
I he \X'arsaw • tor I* mpl'lly b^in-
el^arcl of the I linhevikl. North un<l
ri' rtii'.(-! fif th<- rajiita! ihi* r• ■ <Js are
i ' iiik' al.f'.ed h,n k bv the Poles, who
ir«- fcijiowluK th ni up all alonir th<*
front, uninn artillery in such 'inanti-
a* to cause ur"nt ronfu^ion among
the inv.ii)'-: who ar- on ti • run
To th'j '-aft the bolsbevilcl atf re-
ported to be making their way across
the Pus? at various jtolntr.
Si- l!i e wus tak'-n by the Polan
early Wednesday
Geni-ral Paron Wrari?'l. the antl-
bolshf.ik leader in South R'i- ia. lias
be.-n r<-i i- u.yi\ by the .a:ious tribes
in S" ;ih«'rn Ku-^ia as die hi-ad of the
Kii ;tu t" ver:irii"!U wl'h fuil military
ind diplomati' povers, u(< r<lin«,' to a
patch recelvad at WubtawtM
in official ' ir Tiic tri at;. of r<t -
o«t itlon was signed by th - Hons, Ku-
ban.'. Terekn and Astrakhan-.
The Mori t'ossai however, r«■ erv-
ed the rii/ht to continue In control of
the internal affairs of their territory
A''4 >1 Hi.rtt irn lit I •
tl 'i ; i * a « i? < hi •
Ind an \'~tc + P i f"t irlai f>oi
to 272 P#ssrl St N«w ^ r«- A !v
A Great Improvement.
"Jim's wjii- ' an make a tart an-
swer."
"My wife Ik a lot better than thnt,
for she can make n pie sj«-ak for
itaelf."
U. S. and France Agree
On Polish Question
Washington.- Tlx- American and
French Kovernmcntg are in ''iiiire
agreement in prin iple as to the fu-
tui'i of both Poland aud Russia, Sec-
retary by dfclari-d Wedm- day in
a formal statement Interpreting
I'Yanc rejoinder to ,ie \merlcan
note to Italy Mis statement ac« i<'i
1 innled piib'iration of the translation
of the French note which was deliv-
ered to the Hate department August
14 by Prince de Bearo, the French
chart;®.
France's declaration "of Its oppo«l
tion to the dismemberment of Ftussia'
Is "most jiratifyiiiK, .Mr. Colby s;iid,
and added
"The response Is a notable declara-
tion from every viewpoint and brings
to the position taken by the United
S'ates a striking emphasis and power-
ful position"
The secTct-iry of state referred to
French recognition of General Wran
gel ir. South Russia ,ts "a divergence
between the two go ernments on one
point." but said the I'nlted States
was "disposed to regard the declared
agreement of France with the prin-
ciples of the I'nlted States as of more
significance than ativ divergence of
policy involved iik the specific action
of France in this single respect "
Importation of Luxuries Forbidden.
riirisllarila Importation Into Nor-
way of articles of luxury such as au-
tomobiles. diamonds, laces, painting-,
pianos and phonographs, is forbidden
iiy a governmeikt order effective
Thursday
OIL STOCKS IOC A SHARE
blOik* IV" to i , Mi ilKUbc in |>il< a
P D U IS.000.000 Company. Furt Worth,
l-aa Oil !-< «• HO I«0 a., I'acoa Vallar. T^i
I.Ht barret production. B*t ll annum
1,4*0 a Ull t.ana* Nrv , |l a. A4(1 U N. ,
rkvmpaon. Sai. a Harltwa CaJ. A«la WtA
Americans Beseiged b/ Turks.
Constantinople -Showered nightly
with Turkish bulb's and facing fam-
a* IS Am ' - r r'l the A ui'-r
icin com mi i Ion for relief in the
N'ear Ka -: have been be elged In Ad-
niei. A' i Minor, s:n lune 'JO. Twice
the l-'retieh troops holding Adana have
fout'ht lln-ir way t.o .Mi i inn the near
est port, and have returned with heavy
lo-s<*n.
Th«- Am<Tl':ans Include Karl H. Seel-
>• of 8aft An::< lo, Texas
Four More Nat,on# Invited.
Lorn'on German), liavaria. Austila
tnd Hunirary h<■ I ■ n in-, ri-1 by the
leairu" of natiom *o p n-icii .:te in the
financial < or./ri ■ to le held iii lirus-
i-ln on September *4
Bod<e* of Soldlero Arrive.
I.,trJ< l;ry k, Ar t vt• ■ 11 bodies of
•■'■Idier--, who died o r en arrived
'I hurRdav at Carnti IMke iroin Hoboken
N J Seven ar< bodie of Arkansafl
«oldlers who wep burled in France
B'rgdoll Gftt Pi i on Sentence.
New York I i . ii I; Jter.-Moll of
Philadelphia has been found guilty of
• desertion Irom the army by evading
he draft and sentenced to foul years
.aril labor at Kort !,■ ivenworlh, it
wi announced Thursday at Gover-
nors | land Lleuteiiai t Colonel (' C,
( ieHson, trial Judge advocate in the
Kergdoll cane, who made the an
uouncement, said that llergdoll wit' ab
given a dishonorable dischaiK*
from the army and forfeited all pay
tnd allowances
Doubles Its Beauty
"California Syrup of Figs"
Child's Best Laxative
Accept "California" Syrup of l-'igs
only—look lor the mime California on
the package, then you arc sure your
child Is hav ing the best and most barn,
less physic lor the little stomach, liver
and bowels, children |o\' ii* fruity
'aste. FuU directions en I :i'h bottle.
You must wi "• ulifornia Adv.
The Magic Distance,
Guest—Von atlvertised a magnlfl
cent view.
Proprietor Yes. you can see three
miles out at -en.
iNVENTiVE GEHiUS
ROBS CALOMEL OF
NAUSEA AND DANGER
Doctora' Favorite Mcdicine Now
Purified arid R< lined from All
Objectionable Effects. "Calo-
tabls"—the New Name.
27.000.000 Women May
Vote in November Presi-
dential Election.
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1 enn.
Ti
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of
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f?<
Til
r r:
•ti
O of 5«
rif t!.**
•i t• rati-
t ough it
A few buys "i landf rlne."
After an application of 'I iiiiidorine"
you can not hn<i a fallen hair or any
dandruff besides ev*rj- ban sbowsuev^
life, vigor, briufKnesn. njoie eulor and
thickness.— Adv.
Neither Satisfactory.
Kdwln Wblch'll \te see'• There's
an awfully funny Cha:i > < haplln at
the Bijou. Ynu'll split your subs.
Th n there's "Shrieklnjf S.mis" at the
Kcurehead. It'll make your hair stand
on end.
Aiiji' i'ui <'a!i'r yi i think of some-
thing else? I'm wear nc my new
georgette waist and I've Just had a
permanent wave.
mi <*c Wed-
d the fe i -ral *■ mr.in
: " • ir. the lower h uw"
it ure by a vote of {." to
. in the act
it Friday a.l
it ion by t vi !. of to 4.
v.a~ tin thirtv sixth
s'«r- to ar'. 'tvorab'y ar, 1 tj• • amend-
ment s!io ; ij !.••< in eff -i live a- soon
a '"ifi- 1 bj Hainbr. ip Colby, sec.
let ir; of -'ate, wbi'ther lT.O'in.noO
v ui . n • the countr> w uld vote in
tl i pti--:<)•: eie. tlull In \ ■. miier
I'-ina ned to ! • determined. The home
s';!l h
ac ui
Itu til
CALOMEL DANGER
TOLD BY DODSON
Sifvs You Cannot Gripe, Sickon, or S;iliva'c Yourself if
You Take "Dodson's Liver Tone" Instead
Caiirtnel io e. you a
what ea.•■:! «♦. >. Its
s:\er • ■ .: ••! s
crashes !nt" <iur bil
v • Y' li kt • •••v ■ nfi ■ v vegetable and pleasant tt
, i) .i- k- , ,uhd I- « perfect substitute fo
- : •us. It ,-a|, , i p [s -ui ninteed to start your
11.e dyi .unite |jx,.r wit|nuit stirritij; you up'lnslde,
an I c:ai not salUaie.
Ii.m't take calomel! It can not bt>
fS^blllOOS s!u«lsh.!,^US,",, m,,,> t,,an ■ C*
a wild at. Tai e Pixlson's l^lver Tt>n«,
which s! iii 'iiiens you riylit u|> and
mutes you feel tine. Give It to the
clilldren because It i« perfectly haru^
le-s and doesn't wrijie. Adv.
crampini; a-- ! slcktniiiii: you. Calomel
attack- the i- uie- and si e l: ! never t>e
put into your sysreu
When you
constipated rtiui all kt:'" ked i .t and
h'|Pe • y..'l Iieed a ! --r- ■' • e "Us
cabin.hist renmmber that >■ ir lruir-
gist sells f r a few cents a lart'e bot-
tle of Imlson s Liver Tm •• wh ch is
iti opt ortunity to rescind its
••-; ■ for '■ -t-
tion by this
ration shou'd
Puts / Will In You
Easy to Get Strong
Everyone wants more pep uud sure-
ly needs it this hot weather. Hot
weather faki s away the appetite und
makes one feel listless, lifeb .-s. miser-
able. e\ en when you have a strong
stomach, but for those who have weuk
stomachs, it is really u dangerous,
trying time.
He on the safe side this kind of
weather and help nature :>11 you can, by
taking an eat. tuc tuhb-t about half
an hour before you eat and one or
two nri hour after -*ci ca ; '■ will he
of wondi fill beiietit. Jia'-uiic sim-
ply tai.i > up the excess ac.ds, poisons
and nases, and carries tliein rl^iit out
of the body. With the cause of the
trouble removed, of cuiir-e you will
feel fit and line ii.ll <•!' i■• p II the
time. Baton 1c will cool ferarlah mouth
and stomach and give you u good
appetite, even in hot weather.
(Jet a hi*; b'.x at your dmctrlst's
for a trliliiiK cost and let eatonlc
lielp you for a few day-; then you
will never be without Jt. Adv.
.nil pr- inilna'-
'he b'Liilit} of ra'
r siature if recoil -
'i• up -•-( it alrea 1> h •• I , "n
the Tenne-iee t'onstitutional
in- ie on t: . .'round tl •' t!.e a-sem-
had no autiiority to a-?t
in zed vork for woman suffraee
•in In the I'nlted State- with the
man'- rights convenvon la Seneca
S, N" Y„ in 184i. which was called
I. icretin N' Itt 1-:.-! Ml . al • !h • .dy
:!ltOn eari> .• a ]••:'.- of Ma wliu-
[ | i t , it lalu.fi' iii ck.ldita i
sfi Harmless, purrly tre^etab'e ,M.i.ur imiim
|l mri Ul-«1. iQlr«d noo-a i( .'lie, doo-a.cok'jlic.
V.
W
nation areu.-
en to
it i-nt i
w
t in the Fni
vlctorj. Ai
1 in IV.2 at
Loss Almost Total.
First I'ri.i •: ' lost half of my
week': waC"s yes rday. Sis'ond T if-
t<v -what did von do with rhe o'iier
12 T
WOTHERi
What will huinnn irur'-K'nty do fir*t?
HokiMmi powd«% wlrslesa tslr^rsphy#
iKirsi'.i cailiiiKi'*, Ctilfiri' -s itMiiii' tii '<••
if H (Jllll III . I.I.'.V e- III' llllll i.i ' i II 'I-
me) Tii' new liiiproveine't en! >1 "i 'sio*
tubs" is now on > a '• n' •!r11if -.
J-'or bib'.'r.'a . con'--tipiiti'.a iii.I indi-
(f^sti'lll tic lew rnll'lliel tahil-t Is H p MC-
ticaily perfect reint- iy, st «-vel. • . .| by
the f«'-f tliut tin- iiianufacturi-r have nu-
tlmrised aii ilnmp in to refund 11 i price
if tbt customer it ie>t "perfectly deligbted"
witli ('sIoiiiIih. One tabb-t at hedi •■ with
s swallow of water tlmt's a I. .No t« te,
no nausea, no griping, no salt- llv inorli-
I"* your liver is t li'irou|flil> cli-i a . d and
vou Hre feelinK fine, with M heart! «li|ie-
t;'p lint what you pleu-e- uo ilnnijei jo
iiij.iit your busini'MW,
f'alotahs m< not sn'd in hulk <.•• t an
.ririna! packn(e sealed. Price, thirty-
*1 vw cents I sdv I
Bolts.
Krib'kor The snri-hi-nd bolis.
Ito'ki r And tie -on heart bolts to-
gether. New York Mini.
■m
anti-slavery
tl e da! ■ 0! t
friu.- mo\'ti
b' . all the ;
and • iid'-ii w
virion rollowed in is.",.2 at syrar
N Y . at whi"h • -i'i--! ri 'in Cat. i
da were pre . nt an. i* wa there that
S . . n II Antic ny as imed • .d'-rsiup
o! !li" i;iuse to which she devoted
her life.
In ' st.• th Natlot.al jnan Puf-
fra- •• \s ociatinii, w 'a M. Vnthonv
atnl Mrs Stanton at i •« head, w. s
torm> -I in New ^ rl m :n tin- •: o
>• r 'he Arii' iv an Wot - . fluff rate
A- 1 • ation was or:' i:. in •' • v
land with Kucy .same and .luiiit Wa- 1
llowe a- its leader--. Vt first dil! -
ins widely in folicv. 1 h• • national a.i-
sociation workinn to put a iffra."
amendment throu-1. tii' federal con-
ureas and i's sister organisation band-
in i.- ii- efforts to convert the country
stale b> state, the two associations
later united under the name of the Na-
tb iial Woman Si, '"rai'e \ssoi iation.
The \ o-aatlon's drive for the vote
wa- led in ti'rn If. Mr- Stanton, Miss
Anthony, lu Anna Howard Shaw and
; Mr Carrie chapman t'att, the latter
ol whom i now it prt Ident.
Wisconsin and Mi'hi an on June 10
| were the tirst states to ratify, quickly
. followed oil June 16 b> New Yc^rk.
Kansas and Ohio
Other -bates ratified the follow-
■ Inir order: Illinois, Pennsylvania.
Massachusetts, Texas. Iowa. Mi: ouri.
I Arkansas. Montana Nebraska, Minne-
sota, New Hampshire. Ciah. < alitor-
1 nla, Maine, North liakota, South !>a
I kota, Cob rado, Rhode Island. Ken
! tucky, OrcKon. Indiana Wyoming Ne-
vada. New Jersey, Idaho. Arizona, New
Mexico, Oklahoma and Went N'iruinia.
Kroin lt> hi tiinnini? In this country,
the suffrage movement met deti rniin-
ed opposition from women as well as
from men The first organized oppo-
sition on the part of women manifest-
ed Itself In 1*7M when .• committee of
prominent women presented a peti
I tion to eonRrcss "protestinK ajralnst
1 he extension of suffrage to women."
Mr." V T Sir inian wife of the civil
war hero, headed the committee, of
which Miss Catherine Ward Ueecher.
kI 'er of the famous divine, Henr>
Wat I lb--' • I; • r v.ii a member Vari
l ous antl suffrin:' organizations came
Into belni -uhsia;ui ntlv, until the Na-
tional Vf-ociation Opposed to Woman
Suflrane was formed In 1 '< 11 with
Mr Vr'hur M litidKe of New York
as b irst pri dent. 1 his body, st« ;•
1). '.p. loucht the adoption and rati
11 iti11n of the aim ndment
Full suffrage is enjo\i-d today by th<-
: women ol '. I for < i iii conntrle- im ' id
ini- the new state of t 'z«*'I:m Slovakia
and 1'olatid and !iie ancient nations tif
Knuia id, Germany atvl the S< andina
vian countrb N • • ihat the women
of tfie I'nlted States have won the
rlulit equally with the rn«n to taki-
th. ir part in the povernmcnt of the
republic, the effect of the women's
vi.t' on th« politl al ||'e of the coun
try remains for time to show'.
Salazar Ta <ss Cantu's Place.
,\|e icall. Lower California Gener-
al ! ; M Salazar suc e d"d * olotiel
1- ii ban ' ;.ntii as novei nor of tiie
I , irt i • a • ti'.ct nf Lower ( allfolii.u
- Wcdne-'lhy
Poles Dfifeat Reds.
Paris Warsaw now . • ems to he
•sa\ei| from the boi-hevikl. Philsud
I iki's armies no longer are obliged to
fii lit a defensive battle and the bold
( oftelis.ve oil both W illi's has reached
thi first objeitlvi'K and the Poles ap
p -,,r to b" pauslnit before attempting
til develop their suc-ccss. Tho offeiis
;\e on lb" left Willi: is being personal
iy led by the French general*, Henry
and Mlliotte. and alr-ady baa yielded
important rssults
m
"Bleaa Its Heart-lt* Happy Now"
because its healthy stomach digests f «od
properly, and b<iwela act a« tiiey should,
after using
MRS. WIN SLOWS
Svrup
The Infant*' and Children's Regulator
It Ii a roil pt -isntc to liivc this tn*rt 1 ii .t>i«* prep-
srsli. a-#: I i-« •!.. I ••...< 'a' - 'i .e to
t11 Mr . v,'lli*ii>'* s>nu> l«rver IAi'* to evrr-
coine coiuM;1-tion •■ I tan * rea.irKai '. uui<'<
and (raUfylac relief in i •! . . . dlarmaea,
flatulrii- y srnl tie- r. v tie r nai *r t'
A ai i f. •* <1. •• - m ' " «e' . to es< .i IreU-
iui. 't k < P buoy Uow- • i rt'il.ir.
It la f" -t m *v tb t BrfM •••o't lis*
rrri ij. viaeil a.^i er -t ( r t' • thuilf hu - '.a
ir.itv be quickly T — •.•"> by resdm* the . .. upUte
I nnula be low wa. a r on every 1st • ..
S-r.r.i S.J r : r< Au>m C*nw«f
ja .V-s.ju op.tu ie.ui«l < •<
Clr«ii 5 muirnw
A l A I,' Drue got •
ANGiO-AMtRtCAN DRUG CO., 21 j-2i7 Fnitea St., H w Y 'k
Ccsersi Ke'li-c Airei.U : Uir.-!d F. I * •.. U Co.. Inc.
h.'«vr Yorh. I .ii Ion Tortaao .
YOUNGSTER MADE WORD GOOD WAS TO BE MORE YELLING.
Though, as It Turned Out, It Was at
the Cost of Some Personal
D iscomf ort.
Marshall, who Is live, lives In a
flat building, lie Is a real boy and
althoui;)i he has a retir yard and a
sand pile In which to play, his mother
lias more or less trouble keeping him
■ iff the streets, a neighbor saw film
across the street one morning and the
next day called his attention to the
fact that lie was out of the zone map-
ped for him. lie was one of the
bus j ones about a vegetable wagon.
"Yes." lie said. "I had to iret some
■ !ti?v" The next mornltur he ns! .i)
his neither fi r the market basket. lie
'Immediately d',s:ipp« !>red ihi! soon re-
: turned nccompanled by th. veKefflble
inn0. In the basket were three pounds
"f potatoes, a box of berries and two
■ nntriloupes Mother had to settle
whether «he needed the Roo'ls or imi
At any rate Mar-hall made Ids word
tfood with the neighbor that he had
to cot "some sings." .When rpn-.s
tloned by the --jime m ^hbor about his
shopping experlltlotl he said: "Yes,
and mother spankis! me, too."
< 'l.nrles " he Faid
yard, "why did yea
Psychological Moment.
"I o you mean to --n> that an obl-
tlmer like you f. els uneasy when
called upon to ma I: e a political
speech?"
"Yes," admitted Senator Sorghum,
"though I won't say it's exactly stage
fright. You i over can tell when
everything might have gone your way
If you hadn't happened to spring tbe
wrong epigram or funny story "
Safe to Say That father's Prediction
Turned Out to Be Absolutely
Correct.
The sw.etly pea • ' scei.e In the
little - !(:■.• r• -• i a wa- mid'h-nly dia-
ttirbed by I Imid >e';l, Iirid the lli 'mred
guest sprang w idly fnua the chair
Into which i *• hut) Ju-i ui . while the
• laughter nf t: • hoii-" felt te-r fnc*>
grow pah-
She had had hopes from this visit.
Alas, poor girl, were they to he
blighted ?
Put father took the matti and bin
small son--(irmly In linnd With *
graceful apolo v he removed the bent
pin from the chair and the aforesaid
small boy from the room.
".Vow, look here
sternly, in the buck
do It?"
"It- it wie an experiment, father!'*
faltered the laddie.
"An experiment'" snor'itl father.
"The only man who has visited your
poor sister fur years, and you go and
itrho Itfui away!"
"Well, dad," explained the boy,
"he advertises that lie is a pa I riles*
dentist, mi' I wanted to find out If It
was true, an' It wasn't. Ymi should
have heard him yell
"Yes." was tbe father's grim com-
ment. "And some one else is golnn
to hear you yell now?"
Unprofitable Combination.
Howell- I- your new hired man sat
isfactory?
Powell- I should "av nm He |h una
of the heavy eat.-.-, and !i_'bt workers
" "-'t' -i ~t . t*.. .«
H
n
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Twenty Five Years
of Success
proves that
the originator of
Postum Cereal
was building upon a sure foundation
when he devised this most famous
of all cereal beverages.
Where one used it in place of coffee,
in the beginning, tens of thousands
drink it today—and prefer it to coffee.
Healthful, delightful to taste and
satisfying to every one at table.
Postum is now recognized ascoffce's
one and only great competitor among
those who delight in a coffee-like
llavor.
Sold everywhere by Grocers
Made by Postum Cereal Co., Inc.
Battle Creek, Michigan
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