The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 36, No. 4, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 21, 1936 Page: 8 of 10
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THE ALTO HERALD. ALTO. TEXAS
WORLD S BEST COMHCS
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man of forty? He has, I hear, given
you some magnificent presents."
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romantic, but a last love is lavish."
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Oniy That and Nothtng More
The fat matt was trying to Hnd
some tropica) clothes in the Far South
resort. He tried most every store In
town, aud patient cierks had poiiteiy
made a pretense of looking ever their
stocks and advising him tMey were
Just out of his size. Finaliyheran
across a clerk more truthful than dip-
lomatic who—after looking him over—
said:
"Frankly, mister, we carry nothing
in stock that would 3t you, except
coiiar buttons and handkerchiefs."—
American Legion Monthiy.
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The theater was inan uproar.
"Titey're cailing for the author."
said the manager.
"But i can't make a speech]" r^
plied the man responsibie for the piay.
'liie manager grabbed the piaywright
and inipeiied him aiong the passage.
As he shoved him toward the curtain
he said curtly: "Well, just go in
frottt and teii them you're aorry."—
Hudson (N.Y.) Stan
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Weimar, F. L. The Alto Herald (Alto, Tex.), Vol. 36, No. 4, Ed. 1 Thursday, May 21, 1936, newspaper, May 21, 1936; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth214798/m1/8/: accessed August 15, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Stella Hill Memorial Library.