The Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 29, Ed. 1 Friday, May 1, 1925 Page: 3 of 6
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T H E T II R E S II E R
IIOUS T 0 N , T E X A S
Frosh Gives His J ack Glenn Is
Opinion of the
Sophomore* '27 Peeved at Slime
* * * < * *
Thresher Staff
A dejseted Freshman was approach-
ed the other day by a carious Thresher
reporter, His trousers' feu' was lined
with neeuUat itfas: >, iChilc- uri wmj
available inch clung suggestive-broom
straws'. He was :i -K r■. s jus' what tvas
his opinion of a Sophomore. ; nd his
reply is here given verbatim:
''A Sup Immure is a. j'ft-nm who, its
she first plate, wishes to impH',s n
slime with the fact that he i-. onsnip-
"ten!, omniscient and utnrdmawit.
"He iaKd perfectly u- nuoiuted
with all -campus tradition! arid custom,
'o heai him toil it,' hut in reality .he is
mi diiiaj' with the now ghui thought
Unit he doesn't imivk tn a*i<uiiie the
luig-ic anv niui« that he'* in tt trnrn.'c.
and few then1 ore 'of Un lv ie that
t'\L" k' > |1|| vl'il'fis! !!«>. '(V ItlCe's
(Xote. The object of Mr. Glenn's
anger seeuns to he tt eertain notice
which was posted conspicuously on the
bulletin board and which cflhtnined
his name afflxwd to the end uf it list
of SI,me.-: who wcr? to call for as-.igii-
op the l'ie«hwHn Thre ■---
: i - -Mr. tiiennV
lUrttMMt ill tit own won!-: i
•1 am fi.it, a Freahiiniiii, nor o
Slant JJimicot • h a 4 in-ain-u-at-e<3
that I .mi j mr-t'i bei of that lo\v~!>
iin.-a. I am not; i can act as RtUek
up and 4tuff ed'owl-e-h a- j>< .Sen
m tho --hi i i,,i - | •- 1" 1
■ "Such TiiiiH! as ml!-m*; otr a 'Sinn.;
■ it pje-(>i>s-ter otis, ao:i tjiu.it b> slop-
' i't'i' Itli-I;! 'I;,i '.-.J i },.J . i-luvjr the
"f,r ''e _ "titiutudl^ if -In-I .s,yfj tnil ]- S.mwii as- hull for "four
>-<v hi weii ho tAljih* lot Ihiii j1 yenri now, a in J hh\e c,-en 'hit the
the mil;, i, '.v he ever -nu of vOiieji?. yout >.> \vi>ni-cc a-io'a i ,it,s hun'v
He the w,..d •I-n-.hmajr mt mv ;t p!v."h. iiis^
•dishn-t add hr. the ,„n| tHm tl ,u piiWb}«. *
ootid -OMft ,he «**>« * hrtjn.t-jhu, he nu m-.^up-tteo t*i, l-,
•' . ai.t' *|5p-om Kelt« ' Toe f-". ph o-iTtojo-i
5*oh| im ii% «<l rj'ty nmiir a[ tho fu.i.j
. Uffje of v.n v .-«! !„• ,hu-i;. . \ *
•< . i Wi M.«|
Saturday Night Impressions
| By Si Lykell
Know nil men by these presents - But say It would take Bud Fisher
The author of last week'* itnpres- , to immortalize the apjK: i a/•
*.it>ns hitfi quit his job. It is rumored - Ed or a fltgh f'ehco! sheik ih we see"
that he has gone to join Or. Blinku* them throng!} their linen split .-Srfrtb.
in his search for an honest woman. ; How about it?
It is a known i'aet that be is wealthy 1 * * *
beyond the iireanis of a l.otu- cat**, i I'm the guy who ru-;h<v> up. jest
So many two-bit pieces have beenyou tag' the ords oae. and tfrubs you
'aft under the loose- it-oiie in the li'lipdely by the arm at the fanip i^c
bi'Hry tliat he- has tiecidc-l to buj a ynikitjjf with all my nitgjit I tK ."r
South Sea la hind or an' allijiiiioi or- tsy wcrdwhen 1 do tin Thji' n.y
chard where he will raise nliii;atiir way of bowing I'm « nAh siMHlt1 fit
puar-, linv fca.thur pood* and ear.dted town; I'm I# h« man, 1 «t«. uf course, j
her name | Shcpin nl. Oh Shepherd,
is your first name Angel?
« # *
Standing on the outside lookin" on
the inside, hanging on the arm of her
ever.,ng male. Who? Frankie Murphy
h-'0k'<i« like the; lireswniakcr from
Ala't he j.--'-; a dollar, Frankie?
h' you like tjiis stuff tell evcryhody.
If you tior t like it keep your mouth
shut' And now, gently re&der-yl mtii!
i it! nic li,.ck "to nij "Police- Garotte."
A (id ije'tit time I'll tell yOu . a : fa'ry
sro'> about how Mr, Masteivm told
.jj-a .til dan-r,;. tsil ni^h*, aiid how Sam
l-'tMis MS jit -itove wish Katharine
.Tip
Rice Students
* * % * # *
lo Sumnw r Camp
Tw. It ice studetst? will puck their
things up in a tew weeks and hit it up
for the g}-e?t: ope's spaces of tha West.
George Red. Senior, and Biehard
Moralt, J«tt>r man in has-
kethaU, w-ili leave at th-> end of the
term for f'awip R|o Vis'a, !-icat.i.'ii in
the hillis near Kernd.if, Texas
;:1:' He'1 tyfll b' as.^*faiiti camp director,"
while, 'dorr, a It sic; in the capacity
of 1 aoi t 11 r
alligator u^grt* for the Hice li HWte ,t atjj (,rse doc. jae tr-at \
Me--.; Mali. , m\ goat,
i tvsaaterfAnsa
'Ipil '•Vr-'!'-1'- .-MtiV-eiK - l;i'( i - -iei-l-jii. V
■ i '.41 p : ' ?Q
Kiiwueit of him -tH«* nt-w aotiior
raises tlit- pru-t of immunity 'to in-veii
■hiilkor keiju-cK.
ijt-n: iU-ii,' , Hr-J * ..tioftles- i:h hn,'y
O'iiemrke as he puis his jiernmiie.nt hi
plfteo, "lt'« it'iine f-.vr ro« to®akei
it^ouncew? : '
• s
iiwii vtH
ii 3
; Paul l.lauijbi it • >i-m-i .k-er eo't": Oct1 ,«
ft-'.'? y^Djr]
T * ■* *p~~t f * * }g
pinxujx^i •' -
D
Oeii'i'l Take my v.-ur.l for ;x w «
' ok, .our, f.it i.rj ■ ■ iitr ik'r-t '' P j $■
an irrv.-e tiv«,.- in-tea.: of iia,i u-u
hovied aje ililil .as ' f.'h-i'-:ca-.-.,- a - fa.-y
-il< 11 (iill! I'hfy :.V;V :V
"Arai; then. It i-O us ^|, \\ i-ijn I'M « i'el - t..n;<t • wa- i>i,,
o i,i dutoh at o iinde.'ei'viij^ jJ,,. n<> ' ice. hui ?hi|t re-htlfid-j a p-i of
j 'p rt UK dill t«
they aw- oif, vino
tie s;..i it i, i.iK- oh ho v«y jjttn'W ! hl£h and mtffht-y b'tilvioi aaic to me:
'•lack.' -Doti't. you know',' ^ Weil,
' | •!.$„ • « iJUi 'JiJi t *, • i 111 f Kf H Jl j, 1T *' O!
iMMl h<nv". Jpy |! la- i'ly an |^- Ivcad; Do,- -wa-
^In i las' year.'] ho uoath the- fly'- tm-tine aiSo. Tht.
tiai'-a- a-: a itffatf, Ha.wevei:, hft' per
' 'inlij v. i,k w , ia-uu <>i ,-ut )i a cood
feilove iiait 111 Oflj, iitit. even
if he did h'oS i1 > a~; . the S!:;iih t&s
a.-,' ftuch 0 pM-ar l^t jl if his
kosindere duty ..to' f .up jt, jjj. a# a,
nod a-- o'tiuah as he ,Mue, ^
"He haf, howe-.isi, ot«- u-davijiii^g
feature, Whi-i# lie dt>c^ s.;, ■ ■ to hi- a
Juni'--, I* ".coo - (.*.- -,.-i-.;--a a.i- :; .-,
he- unar. n il&ph -mdlie, laetl-jt'ftlt"- 'u
'Mip out Of il and b tt l.umsttl h nitr
afaih." § > Kti|: Ig^llC
-; iw,
is fi.'-e riot
A I' 1 caaii, a lOa-pper I>aii-(V
til «hftki hi It - is in Iill c
1 |iifa«, .Ij'.v Tie,be OeocSnsc oa
s i 't •* *r V * il ,
^ iw 4 towd, bj 'Wil
(felMtrtlMl ftf tti -ft-at'O
tl'tpt if Ha I'-.a. aoli'.isii' o| ta-f gf %. s.-
puehd nj JiJiimu Ct«p( m liakitu
haMtifteaui-:.! 0, utilised ;.t wouid I. uf.iQ
tl o !M io ii eif out >r f ifUhoa poun !«■
ttf lri>t dogsn.- #« h ',-rn thoii-sond eus-
!>alor~„ ,
Mi1' Hew loai.intte, Ui hit on' ihw'
iteps'i!!' tbi tatry h«o.-i- i}irsiii£ ^i-
V«t 'iifm** t*
th-M"
'VVhlt h, alt jtt ni^|s fk {l>'(jj)'41>tilv ( eufi.,t P
Sof-e-t.ar-'y Bui Lad m- to o f-'H ";i'"" "v
which j iajve dor.m" ?sh" "f
, -Vou?-- vc.-y trait - i-iie- oatHne't ; of youthful femu->««
(Sifre'cof " | i Jut IvGlfnn, tie'.ti.a'k , |!Wwh' 0,1'• t1' b<; « MicbAe. Any
., or tt t 'cli-v PhtHip.- to psv-5' v-v
: ;."--.W'rity th - snpt-rh. ia-aaty of a Co
frjtwi- 'your \ a m | r ut
In'1-- ',a;V:.-';", e' a' n
fv iiiift.V-- y -
lJ thfj d.oi'l Uil ><:>!•>--
" '"'Lifts^Insssraftce" ;
I'll" iwiss-'^ny ptiessw;'1 '.i'l'li
Wuitin,y f#|' lllti, e
"TRADITIONS
mantku'i!:; of jpp ice entas.-
.i-ht'a ntn' n a"l * tint tt for 5% as; ii> he-
trauiiio1'.-., Iiav^' L>r,ini this > i
rqiiffi||nn iv, ' '
:S
ft.fM'y a
w
Value in Men's
|l%)pareL.'a'. |
fhv-a tuitions nipi.t'iejv c■ tint1 ii!i
1 ilt W ttekpl: o 11 r if ■( )(>! > ("ii ;t j is.
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t.Nexj f;u Ia's y Bros
HINDOO RELIGION
• DISCUSSED
rry Hervey Talks
K.H.L.S Opctn
Moc ting-
DEA.MA1 K: PLA\ S t,it3
Shakospear^" Cast Is
Ready
t m;mxm:oxi7i :cx r t axixt:
e^aia ,;,a',V--ia'
. tea May.. IS, at the- ftiim-e riu-itce,
th'-- • woo dvtnrt> upter wiun-i-s xh* Siffc
i aiird iovc of WdluuA SJdikMi'ff#! 11 p'11 j
;. tcaj ed bjr our wn Ban j imir,-, IJyitie-i'
at: near, 'lite play.'is 'e^hake-peare,'' hy
i Slihe"-.uin aiiijt E«a.x. said U>\<- i> fori
i ike Dark liiidy of his sonnetae.i j
a this pan w>JI he fct&^td h.y.'Mr:-,, ,S. t'.j
( !I .Mo."-lav, -,'J the PfC'-u- nir.pid-; Tiddeta '
theal re, ffirry H.aaey fhe noted au- 'fhe '..est i «-iu>ies .Tidden, f! j
.iie.s.a(M'i't1 • Eii/,.Uwjh BaPfwia-'Nielnl,* \fn u if i , • a i -j 1
f.itemi s Society at at open najeiipfr.l^-hiikc, t'ss'tc-t, J<;riuM; .Besstraa- li,ar-a
h b subject was • Pssca-; fntm ;« I- rise1' Chauneey Ste-waas., ,f a i 1- ,
Jhin Note Book." * frl-j-n. W. AicVey,' sum! J. !. , m;
The taikava> cue.can-aad .najsth- a.vjii ' 0
the icllgion of th- itir , aod ij: U'V'•' l"«'- Pifl'
eoo.ra'ctioa with this, .he n ad s«o-ij ],IJ hf w?-1- by ii.e .club, the ex idtem <
pas'-aispf- from „ raliaiopa book of the! 0^' lt;!; '•'o-t. ai'Hl '-f 4a,-> aia, tlse'f, j
{.4,,.^ iftirrimi-ies that. It win ) ■ ,t .raea-feag, It.
OHV of the points that be hll!><'d ihM ,hm' wSlt h<> 11 ^
MiM Slptt, accordmpr to tiiti- Buddl
of the paints that, he str^aseda ' , ■ , ... , „ .
- a-,t iii w#j cants eertaswty tif.~-■
J^i. nur> IS,K on the part vt K" Ai!i !u'' l"'
oi-a-a fr^m.'^nc- " Wft)' U'
tianily is not ptdfied.
| Ohi u-
Pjt«i liytii vlftn,--,
w bo'
7l\i: '.S&K-|
vheir | \
* qyvixtttgi
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'CLOISTER QUIZ
Bapiirts, ideth.iOiata, t«il all odea"
-,-i ftSl'l fro-io flit 1' Oib I 'de-, , uii t a
mi~iaioiu«d«a< to India, but istta I .i- a
di'forurn (Ti-fd,. which., it alre-.o-eii 'The
IP dtW"vt caVunoi. u- lis-fistecd h<l* '
relijfioan can be --o divided.
-M -. I ii. re - y hi r, ailf ■.-. . thai al
thou'It he a- Mipposi'i! !p 1h- an K'li'i--
l ixi.iiian, he is rather un , h«i rv-71.
He made- many inti ■>-(tint •jbjt-'ti. .. ., ...
, . oat to start steetnem sn nawta.
toans i>n the customs an-t rohjjiimi? a • 1
1 -I ,a'i- of lb.; Hindoos. His talk-was .
f rijf ycd a by J
a
The Play's the Thing"
\N8M KUS HiOM A l'F.W OF THK
1. \Ml'l S < !-l.KHKltlhf"
Uo you like to -deep hi f'&J.mtni ?
Kid Button: 'Mot era- V i 1 an't
: teach a« did aoy j,a«- friiaks, aa.ii 1 urn
very inUrestinp, and
even one who heard it.
Ws
t «in pus <'o-Kd: alluhE Tfeoi got the
e,all- -Oh! eou nr.- a rcpoiai-r '.'. \t, ii I
that is [;,■ excu.-c to 2t t frv^h I .ior.'t:
I | cj r|, I O Of! r II uya' I'" :;'-nu •• •• 1
tj I o I loot r.4 IJ a®'" • ■ "••!
. • , , arc satisfifid,"
Meisman Wants Aid of
Students 0 Wy iwiin: .....:.
. „ , . . .iln sleep ev( 1 j iiijiht hooking rpj IjlK
t'OSelt H.etftinar: .ha:- .« tiaean i . i
. . , . . itoo in tise' hd.wev omega, trvop; to
fljites and towns: Mi lesfiKs, l.auisiatia,;, - ,■ ..
#. 'Keep therti fl'on! eruvruni; eve: ray
Arkansas and Oklahptn# rt^uesRhg. >
: hat all .students, who live i«: or r-car ;
any ,0 l)„- toe.e, cr.-ui! « th him. S(>mjr \\h, , uiw.
Mr, Hcisinaii say, that tiaaa, verj u „W f.lshionC(J nl?htili.- |;', (l pi„d,
important, and all Mudnets affecta<i v,,„ ...,„ ,Jv. j. f,.r „ . shirt, and
:!rl"irU° R0!'..h,iW..f C""' j'^ides. they are no, made that will
slip over my fwt or leach to my
kaopti." —
S\ ithiiiKtoii: 'ilell, no" I'm an eiisi
neer and 1 jtleop in aatine'-, own.
vcmk'.ht, Tho cdac.h will be .in his of
ike in the field Souse4siny Pro- 111 the
mornings or afternoons, e-cco.pt Uroru
I ft, m. on.
Tbi" list of towns.
Texas Abilene, Boy Cite, Brockett-
ridge, - Beaumont, |? oitmm, f'arrolton.
Sleep naked aiid b« a mat:.
Til lit :
"Why certainly. I have
(, leburne, t i-cn, liallas, I'd I am|a>. • penk ilk pajamas, and do
dort Wonh, Gab -ton, Georgetown, i yoU knou that vuljrar hun.th of b .yS
Greenville, Grapevine, Humble, J<a tbem rdeeping. todsd"
Porto, Kaufman, L.ongview, tmluiK.'
Mru-lin, XavasoU, Port Arthur, Pules 1 i|„a,y Piulemo.rtl: ' Yes, t eue.--
tine, Husk, l,;tnca,ster, iWarshall, Sat jM, istltt 'tis a mighty raijf habit to
Antonio, Temple, Texatk.ma, Terrell,; dvo,,. Ail you have W do is pu.lt the
Taylor, l.'waldit, Vti torfh and Wa'o. : string,'"
Aikans-is- Stamps McVey: "Pajamas? What M
Louisiana- Hilton Police, Patter they? Y u don't say! Why I thouKht
son, Mindcri. * . everyone , slept in their B. V. lib's.
Oklahoma•--Muskogee. Oyos-,, 1 had wondered vvbat the girls
Oklahoma Muskogee. ww to fed."
jf&HS JjA-Ritv wo mi/ hi njsclt would
\ fhv iiffk" if d .( -'..it
know Ki.s fues, ox read hi- inic^-
j> tailed for by the action oi
the.' pi.rv.
Lag-i-necrsi got e-a-es, too ■-
from the industrial tlrama <>\
which tli-c\, arc n j..<i>i. Like .11-
lo-rs, their pcrfornanice must fil
the action df an economic pi.e .
i hus t;ht rcastMi that the
journals, tht societies, the
schools, colleges, teachers, and
well-known mihlie men are
urging engineers to studv eco-
nomies— to leat*n the nature
and eiiect of economic laws.
To build the largest genera-
tor or the smallest niritr.
« \au:pi( , is not aiwavs in tw/li
■ en-eij.ie-enn£r fuaf, The
c. 1 *'
Ji it consists.in haeiiig it tferniv
at a rime, a prlt e, aiuS with
sn< h ieature> as tile .pr'evaiiinf
Jr : .£:■
taainorn:< sit ii:it .< it> e.ihs }er,
In tins sen--e 'engmec.rs--,
and parti; «j; 1 rIy X\'c-•!.inghous 1.
tngui r . ■ mid a lx -•}).■ a<. 1 icing
economists", i In v hum ti')!le vv
floselv the wtetion ol t:-'■ phu
- an a! y /.ing iu n d am c a t a 1 eon-
dit'on- "in even tie hi, and
calculating their causes- and
probable cllecfs.
All this, so that when .1 cue is
spoke n in'factorv or home, on
farm or railroad, on the sea or
in the air, thev may he ready.
T? ' .t.l-i t !^,-{'h-r- u 1 «!trirW,ti- tiira ^
tw m„ icctmi*; ^'inr.oij m Wttsr-ng-h-'-dwe ««| anifati(hi
A. co|v-f m the em ire .vntii wili he lent to rrqo«stfng it.
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