The Crosbyton Review. (Crosbyton, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, April 19, 1918 Page: 3 of 8
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Mrjs.;-1X; rF. Scar A
borough; 140C Sum-
'mert sJBtiv ■;( Ho^stona
Tex;; 'feais: '•''I sut->
fered wltli '* rheumatic
pains tor over a year
and I was In. terrible,
misery. , I was !dqwn
In bed and nothing
vthat- I trtefi itiauld
help me yntll I fin-
ally used Doan'a
Kidney Pills. I soon,
got" relief and . It
wasn't long before I
was cured. Sl.x boxes
of Roan's Kidney
Pills cured «ie par*.
manently'; \n/n d"f I
haven't had; Mie lfeaSt sign
trouble for several years/'
<BqS 0oaa!a aS Any Stote, 60c <a Bos
DCT&NS *}?££?
FOSTER-MILBURN CO., SUFFAUJ. N. V.
that
¥11® Hs Better
Thai Laxatives
©na fJR Toblot Each Night Pop A Week
Will edmjcl Your <Sona41patiors
Mllu Con t nt Posing Unn c««- -
™" "SaryV" Try It." -
Poor dig-eBtlon and assimilation
tnean a poorly nourished body and
tow vitality. Poor elimination m«cuia
Clogged bowels, fermentation, p/Utrl-
faction and the formation of ..poisonous
gases which are absorbed by the btoodl
&nd carried through the body.
The result la weakness, headaches,*
dizziness, .coated tongue, Inactive jiver.
bilious attacks, loss of energy, nerv-
ousness, poor appetite. Impoverished
blood, sallow complexion, pimples, skin
disease, and often' tlmus serious til—
cess. , * : * — - - • -
Ordinary laxatives, purges and ca->
, thartics—salts;- plls, calomel and the
"like—may relieve for a few hours, but
real, lasting benefit can only coma
through use of medicine that tones
up and strengthens the digestive as
Well as the ellmlnative organs.
Get a 25c box of Natures Remedy
i(NR Tablets) and take one .tablet each
-night—for- a w«ekr~fteHef w will • follow^
the very first dose, but a few days
will elapse before you feel and realize
the fullest benefit. When you get
straightened out and feel Just right
again you need not take mediclno
every day—an occasional Nit Tablet
■will then keep your system in good
condition and you will always feel
your best. Remember, keeping well Id
easier-and .cheaper-thati- g&ttlngr- well.
Nature's Romecjy CNR Tablets) are
•Ti^argulCranreea and recoiziniended by
your druggist.
military. k>dtablishmen|g, bridged and t public buildings are: not
automatons, ?hey oan and do saunter, talk, langh and otherwise-act like
ftnuhan beings.'' Bat' ,#fr- •t«atu;r;w*3T-n?x; i*frr<m:rirrjrr
If yon can chum op with thfe cliapAlu
khaki at an opportune time, you m.ay
be told some funny things—all about
strange prowlers seen on the midnight
trick, sinister-seeming contrivances
discovered under culverts, offices
whose identity is mistaken and other
things. ;^ V;'$i
A few nights since a half-frozen
sentry before" the side gate of a big
military establishment here beheld a
solitary and stooping figure creeping —
along and eying the portal dubiously. This kept up several minutes, and
finally the guard thought it time to interfere. He approached tjie suspect,
"What do you want around here?" he asked after the sad-eyed person
had halted, as directed, swaying slightly.
"Wanna go od in house, but the* OF woman Ish waitin'," forlornly replied
the "suspect."
"That's Uncle Sam's house, my friend," replied the sentry, seeing he
had a "<gjtew" arid not a spy.
" \Sh my house," insisted the one with the "merry mucilage." "C'n tell
it. by front gftte." - t ' - , -
It took ten minutes to,persuade him thafc he was wrong.
There is a famous bridge near Washington where several months ago a
man leaped down to his deii'th. 11 iK'V'lvtsely gtiar'Iri'l. fiuHTTTfrr'ics a bfg water
main. * Not long after the tragic occurrence, a night wanderer oil the bridge
came near losing his liberty when a guard saw him stop and commence search-
ing carefully on the sidewalk.
• "Whadclye want," a good place to jump from or to put a bum?" queried the
man In uniform.
"I want my fountain pen I dropped; got a match?" was the answer.
- The pen was found soon, but remembering tales of explosive pons die-
covered in abandoned Herman frenetics, the guard nearly wrecked the ink-
spilier before satisfied it was not full of T. N. T.
Better than Pills I A
For Liver Ills. 125 c Box
Hunt's Salve, formerly called
Hunt *s Cxii# i a; ^peeTstty 'cons -
pounded fofr- tfae treatment of
Itch, Eczema, King -worm, and
Tetter, and
pist on the strict guarantee that
the purchaa^ price, 75et will be
promptly refiu&ded to any dissat-
isfied customed. 'Try Hunt's Salvo
at our risk. Your local druggist,
or direct by mail from *■
A.B. Richards Medicine Co., Sherman, Tes,
A, BA& @®OGH
a ha
uptlj
1*1
t ' neglect. Tal?|;rlt'^n.,b8titt. «nd
safeguard your health by;;prqmpay.'G3lsins
i'
life ■■ *<
Ton can i
; ' '
I Sharper Siting.
j "Mandy went to the party las' time,
and dun seen Willyum dar, and she'o
ail cut up 'bout It." •
j "You mean that she was cut by Wil-
liam's coldness, Sarah?"
u "No'm; she warn't dun cut tip wiv
Wiilyum's coldness; what dun cut dat
WOenaan up was Wiilyum's raznh,
yass, 'm."
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN .SYRUP
quiet your cough, soothe the in-
animation of ai'sorjfe throat and lung?,
top rrrltation in the bronchial tubeli
(Insuring a good night's rest, free from
Roughing "and; with; easy expectoration
the morning. Made and iSold in
for fifly-two years. A wotfi
heaitli atftt'f *
rowings toft 'the disease! : Especially
iseful in lung trouble, asthma, croup;
^dtiSj .etc., For sale im all civil*
ed countries.—>-Adv.
Small ^ut Expensive.
obsegwfe..wond^: how it caft
at the slight little woman who
"Ni>, I'd rather stand," when
fat man offers his|stea'| Miff
edlately drops into"'fIieraspa&
Ik has occupied and fills it to the
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little
ncer.
o\f i
yourself of tha
Price
25c-, Also used
Remember thaju—Adv.
Different.
oe --youi^<• wife"-*«ho^se "-~yoap-
hes?"
'No, but she picks the pockets."
ne of jhe easiest ways to cool an
n
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en Your Eves
Sentries Hafe %^^rpsing€ iiGpttpteri
j^Jj y$. yi #,i>?"
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TflfE. CROSBYTON REVIEW
^CfRSiT^LATTERV
; iinitaf-
fion has riot the* worth of the original.
;*twrt8t> nl^a flr!0(>l^f,i RaJp
M,pr?K,toal.-;rPar^?B
o•A<nfel>-|r?\ \
!TT_i,np.^
'Of oour.se the eloping couple's roller-
Skate of a car bad no chance against
the «old ijutn's. high-powered;; rjoadistejr.
guarding Wa^if ■ ■ -rTTTTt'
' Do nut ; take Itar back," pleaded, the
New .Rules -for Stenographers m-0ne War Oficr©
ONE office of the war department doesn't believe in instructions savoring
of rod-tape. So regulation* have been evolved for stemiRrnphers. Greatly
increased efficiency is expected to result, Here are the rules to be followed:
1—Conserve air by eliminating
■somc of the .uVintcessary conversation.
2—Conserve shoe leather by re-
maining at your desk; remember you
are supposed to be a stenographer, not
a floorwalker.
1?^—If you're hungry, go out and
get something to eat; don't hang
around chewing the rag.
4 -We have wheatless and "meat-
less days; let's have feetless days.
Keep your feet on the floor, not on
your desk.
r>- I>o#'t acquire the paving hahit to such ,an extent that you go home
with your j*ockcts l'ull, of paper clips every night. .Tust because you write
ehortJiatid,-don't lhlnkr:.you. have gut.to be Hght'tfingered'.
0—if you feel that you must whistle during office hours, please whistle
RU1.E3 FQR
3TEN0CPAPHrRi
KEFP TOUR FEFr
Off THE Qf-iK
DOHT POW&ER
YOUR HMt F-VCKT
10 fcllMJiTXi
Dorrf" 1'
ramiTTTf*
•something Oerfnan, so (hat the rest of the office'will have an excuse for drop-
ping a typewriter on your head. r'\.
—I=Anje—popsmt , iin-parttnn.s ..l>iu4«ff~aB—'Of their 'laneh-■limbBrger-
chee?re -xrtil-kindIy"adjotrm • to the-'roof "until"The ordeal* is over.™""ThcrertB'"w
strong reason ft>r ijds.
8—If you feel that you must take home a typewriter now and then, please
leave the desk. We can got new- typewriters, but desks are hard to get.
5—Just because They are using a lot of anniiunfflon ip Europe, don't think
fbat you have to powder your nose every ten minutes:
of the Windows.
11—As Abrahajr^Lincoln said in his famous Gettysburg speech:
"Right Hours a day for the man who works,
; Seven hours a day for the government clerks."
12—3ave-n loaf a w<>ekv .Ttrst- bncffuso yon have a crust, don't say you
can loaf around this office, -even if you are well bred. . Don't come in here
With a bun on, either*.
Her Darling Boy Was Oily a "lexical Fish Bound"
THERE'S my darling boy!" Fairly yelping these words, a" woman
W> standing on Tenth street, just north of F street, made for the latter
thoroughfare as fast as her feet would carry her. She had a companion with
her, and this woman, too, set a hot
pace in the direction of the afternoon
promenade.
When a woman suddenly, yells out
on a crowded thoroughfare, "Oh,.
there's my darling boy," you sort o'
get interested in the darling one.
When the two women got to F
street they stepped across the side-
walk to the curb. There was an au-
tomobile standing there, with a young
mankind ft dog on the front seat.
. The woman in search of her dar- ,
linu boy threw her arms around the neck of the dog and said :' "Oh, you
darling thing! you're the prettiest dog In town." Tha'woman had a (joofi
'eye for dogs.' ' '
; "What kind of a dog is he?" asked the woman.
The chauffeur whrked ai the dog?aml replied calmly
"Mexican, flsh bound."
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young ij>an with tears, in his eyes.
. "Take her back?" echoed (lie stern
parent"Why, I have come to. hrlrig
her knitting outfit iind ,chewing gum
^o she would never have an excuse to
"feme back."-—Boston Transcript.
Burn
Skin Troubles That Itch
and: disligure.. quickly soothed
and healed by hot baths with Cuti-
•ura Soap and gentle anointings of Cu-
ticura Ointment. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura,.Dept. X, Boston."
Sold by druggists and by mail.. Soap
25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv. '
Easily Explained.
The minister-luid called in the hojne
)f one of h! " parishioners. There was
a ba+d-l^fadetl b<;l>y in the house, also
another child with beautiful brown
eyes and soft golden curls. The min-
ister was struck with the beauty of
the little one ajid said ; "Where did
vou get jour big brown eyes, and your
pretty wirly burr?" The child looked
.it him in wonder and said: "I bad my
ayes, when I come, and my totlr
growed."
ii i
Just Ono
ifei 1
si-4.* .•- : * ---v-Vv-.-
s Ii biiioiis, heada^
relief "without taikiug "
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KIDNEY TROUBLE HOT
'" EASILY RECOGNIZED
;, IS top .using calomel!. if makes you
sick.; Don't lose a day's work/ If you
feel lazy, sluggish,' bilious <ir consti-
pated, listen to ihe! M f;
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which pauses necrosis Of thebones.
Calomel, when 1$ comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into |t, break-
ing it up. This is when yyu feel that
awful tiausea and cramping. if"'yoi(.
nre Kail kaocked out." if your liver Is
torpid and bowels, constipated or* ybu
have headache, dizziness, coated toni
gue, if breath is bad or stomach sour;
just try a spoonful of harmless t)o^4
son's Liver Tone. . i' " 1
Here's my guarantee—Go any
drug store and get a bottie of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few, cents., Take a
spoonful tonight, and if .it doesn't
* -• ■
by morning, I
Pil fine; mIm:
want you to ,,
get your money. Dodsbn's
is destroying the sale of
vegetable, therefore lt datt hot ^11, ,
or make you sick.
I iji.'tvaistefi:■ tluHV ■'>:• c V. ,
Dodsonjs Liver. Tone will put your
sluttish t'Y A
bowelo 0:'. ihai :;oi. •
pated wn&lo \ i<
system and making you fpel'miserable.
I guarantee that a bottle
Liver Tone will keep Oie en'nte
ieellng tine uv mon.u .
your children. It is harmless; <
gripe and they like its pleo-. < >
—Adv. 1 *1 * v98Wfl
m
Applicants 'for Insurance Often
Bpjected
An examining ph\'s),cian for one of the
prominent life insurance companiets, in an
interview of' the subject, made the as-
tonislii.ii; statement that one reason why
.so „manv applicants^ for insiirnneg aro r<>-
jucted i.-TUecaube Ttjdney trouble is so com-
mon to the American people, and the lax'ge
majority of those whose applications are
declined do not even suspect that they
have the disease.
Judging from reports from druggistii I
who a re constantly in direct touch witu I
the public, there is one preparation that
lias been very successful in overcoming,.j
these conditions. The mild and healing [
influence of Dr. Kilmer s Swamp-Itoot io 1
soon realized. It.'"stands the highest fori
its remarkable record of success.
Y\ e find that Swamp-Root is strictly .
an herbal compound and we would ad- :
vise cur readers who feel in need of such a
remedy to give. it-A..trial It Is,, on walei
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, ■
mediuni-and large.
However, if you wi«h first to test this
great preparation send ten'cents to I>r. i
" KTh,nCT1-$r'"CTi"."f-1 iinjH>UrnTiiT", for a 1
"sample trotftej -*\rr,liert"^vwttn"g be' Bufe'aad f
lhenuon this paper.—Adv.
The Object.
'■'■W-hy-d<r \\f httvc 1 hose meatless-rmd t
heat loss ('ays .'" aslcod the selfish per
"In order." replied Miss Cayenne,
"that we uiay biivi- u do I ea I less army."
LIQUID BLUE?
No, Mr. Grocer, than mostly water.
Since the war started It's more nearly
all water than ever. Uive me Red
Cross Ball Blue, that's a two-oun©3
package of feal goodness. You should
see my elbthes. I just can't keep
from smiling out loud.—Adv.
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And'tobacco now tastes much
better toasted : r;V|
j,:
You'll , know this when
smoke the famous Lucky
cigarette, the real Buiiey cigarette.
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It's toasted to develop and seal!
in the Burley tobacco-flavor.
Darns Necessary.
"Can't ICihel and Will patch tip their
quarrel?" "No. for Will says he don't
care a darn."
©W FS18T SYMPTOMS
nse "Renovlne" and be cured. Do not
wait until the heart organ -fe beyond
repair. "Renovlne" Is the - heart and
nerve tonic. Price 50c and $1.00.—Adv.
There Is a silver lining to every
hard knock's cloud.—Ralph I'arlette. ,
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I N ALL the h\nd no honsewifp .follows more closely tbe rulings of the United
SfetCs 'food"*adinfnisti*Htion 'than 'does Mrs. UtjibWt .'O. 'Hoover, wife of the
food administrator. The' HOOvei* cook, who, has^ji ,wide reputation 1n hJOSt
c tA ^ i: exclusive circles of, \ynshington, wat^
I 'sPa^p" one ^ve '"'st converts to the cohser-
' b ^ vatton of food. ivnd one of the "most■
;(irdent. A "'promineht Washington
woman remarked soon after the
Hoover household was established in,
:i: £ | i"if |'' J>
^ ii d th# Hoovers
save food. I Know the cook, and she;
t be TnducefFtoAe^iwbmize.
like "a knife throt%h liiy back Sad*8idft! I'flnairV' lost W' mv
strength so J hsid to go to bsd. i The doctor1 advised ah o"per fci6ii;i ™
would,ho,t;:listeh to it. I thought of- .\vhat I^had read ahout i
X.w/iiQ: MrPitilrViwm'o AAwviAtU/l -Si. . /s a
ivertheless, after n time of
row and of stress of wotir.detl prof
sional pride the conk becaino «n<!
Mi's. Hoover, as enthusiastic over pnnbici
as tl.e strictest "HpoveJite" co#ld wis:
occasionally game repl
across the. sea.
y.less frequently, there is a roast
the family perhaps once a week, gen
Sometimes ii chop is provided at that meal for the ten-vear-i
dnyr of the weelc-as w«f, despite the cobf
afor'W'Ws~K^k^^ t
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Buck, James T. The Crosbyton Review. (Crosbyton, Tex.), Vol. 10, No. 13, Ed. 1 Friday, April 19, 1918, newspaper, April 19, 1918; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth242437/m1/3/?q=%22%22~1: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Crosby County Public Library.