The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 64, No. 4, Ed. 1 Friday, August 27, 1976 Page: 8 of 12
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appendi-
citis?.'..
OH, LOUD,
mi mb?!
try to relax,
sir! the doctor
HAS 60NE TO
CALL FOR AN
AM8ULANCB!
/
how! where's
maurice?/ i
i 1h0u6htitolp
1 you to have
' him get his
i« tail pou/n
- here!
sir. i called
monsiewlenel
atthe embassy.
h£ said he'd
never heard
OF you/
doc, i'm about
to pass out from
the pain, so listen
vepy closely >
i have to 60 listen,
now, sir. i'm before
not permitted you 60,
intheoperat- teu. them
ing room! \ i matt
general
anaesthesia*.
ule're 60in6
to administer
the acupuncture
j anaethesia now, i don'T
sir. / suppose there's
/ any point dis-,—
cussing n. A
W&/J
* (f)a no, i telLVOU! no
yyy vicious uttle needles!
' Mi GOD, you people
call this country
a civilization?!
LISTEN, HONEY..
IF I'M GOING INTO
SURGERY, I'M GOING
TO NEED HELP! I
mm YOU TO CALL
A FRIEND OF
MINE!,
that treach-
erous little
rodent! what
the hell am
i supposed
todofvr
medicine?!
not to worn, s/r
your medicinal
needs uhu be seen
to w china'stop
herbolog/sts !
d
when you open me up, you wont be
holpiug just another diseased or-
gan in your hands - you'll behold-
ing the whole future of s/no-
american relations! think. about
\ m
YOUmtr NEED IT
SIR. THEY'LL JUST OP-
ERATE l/UITH LOCAL
ACUPUNCTURE
anaesthesia!^
~ ture?/
MR. DUKE, LET ME ASSURE
YOU, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO
FEAR. ALL WE WILL DO IS
INSERT A FEW NEEDLES INTO
YOUR LEG AND SIDE, AND CON-
NECT THEM TO ALOW-
wa@,
LOOK, I PROBABLY DON'T
EVEN hmeAPPENDICITIS/
THATUTTLE QUACK IN WE
RESTAURANT ONLY TOOK
MY pulse!
HE'S MY CONNECTION,
MAURICE LtNEZ! HE
CAN BE REACHED AT
THE FRENCH EMBASSY!
HAVE HIM COME TO
THE HOSPITAL WITH
his BEST STUFF!
herboio&sts!
MY600. THIS IS NO SORRY, SIR-
TIME FOR DILL WEED YOU'RE NOT
AND SAGE! I'M PERMITTED
IN SERIOUS MIN! SNACKS.
1 GOTTA HAVE /
some COME!,
DO/tT BE
60P help SCARED, SIR.
ME! CHINESE THEY USE
needle VERY SUM
TORTURE! NEEDLES!
you will feel some
vibration and a
slight numbness,
but acupuncture
produces no oh, yeah!
real mm. hows it
AS IT
TURNS OUT, YOU...YOU..
SIR, H£ WAS MEAN, YOU'VE
RIGHT. v ALREADY GOT
\ ME open!?_
i'm Nor oo-
whambts ing to get
on special! in trouble,
hurry! herek am i, sir?
a dime! i
mm.
(nursb!
(HE'S HOT PREP THE
LETMESEE ASA BALD ONE
IF I CAN PISTON, FORSUR-
EXPLAIN DOCTOR.!) GERY!)
THIS TO J
^(ofy/xmcha
(WHATWAS (HE WAS
THAT ALL JUST WISHING
ABOUT?) YOUGOOD
/ LUCK.) LORD?
\ —- tSTHAT
YOU?..
trust your
DIPPED surgeon, sir!
ifwhat?.'! he cares !
no one
really
knows.
/ great.
v^) VN
HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
WHY IS EVERY-
ONE BEING SO
DAMN QUIET?
I I
wj
0a yes, sir.
YOU SMOKE A HEY! YOU
LOT, DON'T LEAVE MY
YOU? LUNGS
\ . aimjl
rr
c'mon!
let'sheaz hey, hey,
a uttle hey! (uh-oh
chatter out i i
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Prefer part-time student
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McFarland, Carla. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 64, No. 4, Ed. 1 Friday, August 27, 1976, newspaper, August 27, 1976; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245295/m1/8/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu.; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.